For context: his 4 y/o dog had gastro issues and he said that he’ll probably put him down because “he’s outlived his utility “ like?!

Date so bad you message him after asking to have his dog

So happy to report that it’s because I love seeing beautiful people whimper and beg beneath me

Friends with benefits? No. Enemies with consequences.

You in another decade 2015 🤪

Scrolling through my saved videos and well, let’s just say god has been absent for a long time!!!

You’ve never seen a pure heart and tight little hole like mine

Now do I top because I’m lazy and don’t want to prep, because I have control issues, or because I like to see beautiful mean begging and whimpering under me?

Okay this is an iconic album cover. Ms Rodrigo you have earned yourself 1 (☝🏼) listen

Some moron: Ew! This beer tastes like piss 😠 Me: Oh really 👀

Soooooo…. I bought something today

As a writer this is patently false and if you use AI at any point of the writing process you are not a writer and there is no world where I will be sugarcoating that fact. If you use AI for sell something to others for the sake of profit all hope for you is lost. Make your own god damn art.

Man who wants to split his time 50/50 with me and his wife, call that Fair Trade

Walking around with a glass bottle of San Pellegrino thinking “this is so like Gwyneth Paltrow. I’m so giving Gwyneth Paltrow. This is so Gwyneth Paltrow core™️”

To give you all an idea of what a freak I am, I got the house down to 55°f/13°c and slept under a single blanket with a fan above me and I still had to kick my leg out because I was too fucking hot!

Welp!

Ms Hostetiler, you educating me on indigenous rights and real history as well as story telling has changed my life forever. I love you. Mr Lewis, you beat your wife and are an awful person and should die ❤️

Slurs are safe in the bedroom

I have to admit that it’s rather disappointing to see the revival of witch hunt politics in which people look for queers and trannies in alt-right circles and make them into freakshows as some sort of gotcha when in reality that is the desired outcome of alt right politics. They would rather a dead

Happy trans day of visibility!!!

The F in FKA stands for fashion

Scratched my head and let out the sluttiest nastiest little whore moan I’ve ever made in my life

Saw fka twigs. Experienced ego death. Watched as I was born, and lived, and died, and born all over again. Nothing will ever be the same because everything will always stay the same.

Let them gape! And let me see!

Hey, I noticed you’re not following me, and that’s totally okay, but just know you’re missing out on me being a sweetie pie, like total sweetie pie core, like actual sweetheart vibes, a genuine little sweetie, a genuine actual little sweetie pie. You’re missing out!

Lowkey I think it’s time to enter my hot bartender era

Kinda crazy that you can be stupid online for free! You used to have to do that in front of like real people and they would beat you with socks full of pennies

The human v. The view

Sometimes you guys have opinions about people because they wouldn’t want to fuck you and you take that personally

Well on second thought…

Guys messaging me asking “are you masc?” like… perhaps we should see an optometrist and not eachother

Girls me and who and who and who and

Oh so we’re supposed to worship the male figure and masculinity but the second I get a little gay about it IM the problem. Yeah, okay 🙄

The amount of lives taken by the difference between the words Capital and Capitol should be studied

Honestly, what if I just went around staying with random people for a few weeks at a time and wrote a book?

Why just let me be in-sane when I could also be in-you?

Club Q, Colorado Springs

You all can be the worst girls/twinks/fags in America, but I’m gonna stick with being the best girl/twink/fag in America :3

Darleen piss kink confirmed #representationmatters

Twins 😌 (I’m Lindsey Lohan)

There have been allegations that I could be some sort of “demon twink” but these rumors are 100% false. I am something far worse.

Love seeing my photography in the wild. Hire me to take your gay ass photos (lovingly)

Feeling okay, so that’s a nice change 🥰

Great news! I’ve decided to become a tax exempt entity by becoming a religion and making all of you my disciples!

Me? Girl in the crowd. Spotlight? On me now.

Me listening to St. Loser when it hits 2:40

Good morning and happy WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA Friday!

boys and girls and anyone really when did kissing become so boring, kiss everyone everywhere all the time muahhhh

Initial thoughts are that god was in the recording studio