I need to get laid like a Roman road

Watching and listening to new music videos: a thread

Light was coming through the window in a common area the other day and I’m self obsessed sooo

My besties 🥺 (tho we missed @seaglitta.bsky.social)

Be careful out there peas, these are only the official channels. I would (and have) block them for peace of mind

And if it isn’t yet, we’ll make it our fault

The amount of times I’ve listened to this Demi Slayvathoe song is pushing the autistic limits, but oh my god

Honestly, if a romantic interest sat down with me and listened to my favorite album of all time and then talked with me in depth about its nuance and meaning I’d never fall out of love

Trying to read fifty pages of research thirty minutes before a course was a choice! (And now I’m skeeting instead and I have 25 minutes)

Coffee maker came unplugged while making my coffee so now I’m running late because I’d rather be dead than not have coffee

Calliope is also elated to be back

Yeah I’m worshipping false idols. You think I look this pretty because I hate myself?

So should I tell my therapist that I’m going to NYC and the broader east coast (and Montreal) for two-three weeks in May to see (sleep with) multiple mutuals orrrrrrrr

Your daily reminder that historically fascists always lose eventually.

Oh thank God I can still say faggot

Board meeting? More like bored meeting, am I right?! 😂

reminder: support local & independent media.

POV: you’re in my lecture and say something from the silly goose library

Get to use my political communications degree for evil today, as god intended. Saying yay and yippee and things of that nature!

Imma let you all have one more evening of piece before I return to my regularly scheduled insanity 🥰

emotionally i am here

We’re so back girls, and ready to be silly

Gonna deactivate for awhile given the state of *gestures broadly* and its relation to my work. Might delete all together. Feel free to DM and drop a line to find a way to stay in touch :)

Gavin Turek at the Paradiso Amsterdam

You’re legally required to tell me if you bookmark my posts 😤😤

Watching so many people go “gosh I wish I could get a PhD in horror movies” while having a friend who literally got a PhD in horror movies is a wild experience

Today is September 21st.

If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a million times : I did not get a very expensive liberal arts degree to be normal about flirting online with attractive men

Uh oh! Think I finally have to tell bestie to stop sending nudes unless he pursues something more serious because I can no longer be his safe space to explore his sexual comfort while not getting anything in return!

Need someone to break my back like this current political climate

“Sometimes men make good music” @billspeaks.bsky.social

“Wow mama your hole was so boots!”

Oui, je vive dans un régime autoritaire et je m’inquiète d’avoir les médias socialistes, mais mon université me permettre de demander les martiaux en français sans coût, et je sais que le gouvernement prends jamais regarde de celui-ci car ils pense pas à français comme une langue étrangère le même 😌

I promise she’s cute sometimes and not an omen of fate

Life is short, send your bloomf a sexy DM

Well, no one is surprised spankpls.com/bdsm-test

Made the besties watch this tonight. Resounding success 😌

I LOST ANOTHER FUCKING LAPTOP CHARGER

Honestly, I think the rate of publishing is too high. If people had to see the things I read and reject, let alone some of the things that get published, I think they’d agree 😤

Women who make albums about being bad people are VERY close to my heart

thank you Ms. Lola Young for giving me the emotional catharsis album I’ve been looking for

Giggling and kicking my feet 🥰

@sentimentbot.bsky.social lets get rated 😌

Saw I cool trans person in public and I’m dressed LIKE A MAN 😭 how will they know that I’m a t-slur too! 😭

They say 20 minutes of moderate exercise a day can extend your life by up to 10 years, but I'm going to do it anyway

Need less horrors and more whores on the timeline

Wearing a hoodie to my in person actual job and I will be normal about this and not freak out or feel inadequate 🤠

god if my therapist clocks my tea any harder he might as well throw Big Ben into the Boston harbor 😩