Saw the sheep movie and god damnit it was actually good

Seeing cops salaries higher than civil engineers, crisis workers, and civil servants will never not radicalize me 🙂

As someone with a piss kink, I can VERY confidently say that every light beer is worse than piss. Have some standards.

Played video games and watched a full movie tonight. Things are getting crazy!

So like, in your guys’ budgets, what do you put weed and other recreational substances under?

You all are like little tomogatchis to me. Unfortunately I am a child with unmedicated ADHD, but know I still love you all ❤️

Beyonce release a live album with the KC version of Alien Superstar challenge

Week one of full time applying for jobs, but it doesn’t have to be this way. One of you could make me your house spouse

This is me btw (I’m peach)

It’s me, I’m men (gender neutral)

Charging my switch for the first time in two years. Gonna try and play a video game. Getting a little crazy over here!

I think we’ve genuinely left the post-truth era to enter the post-reality era where AI has so completely soiled our knowledge databases in ways we can not even imagine while creating fake people, products, and events that have firmly removed us from a stable understanding and trust in reality

Boredom complex

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

Friend called me a heathen and then his “lil pleasure seeker” and I got bricked up? Umm….

You won’t have to perform in the relationships meant for you. You can exhale, and exist without the sparkle and pretense. You can be ordinary — unremarkable even — and still be seen and loved for who you are. Now, that’s safety.

At the easy listening vinyl bar: AMA

Sometimes you see a gay person trapped in a straight persons body and it’s literally so heart breaking

Sibling complex is my new permanent photographer

Forget cash pigs, which of you still has an ebsco-host account and wants to make mommy very happy

So like, singular journalists running entier publications and printing things said by the state repeatedly with one civilian source quasi-corroborating it may be part of the reason local and traditional journalism is struggling

Okay, but do you guys think that enough time has passed that I can pull another Anna Delvey?

I think I should do some mushrooms and go on a walk before I get food and write for the night

Finally reporting on my last marriage

Watching the best movie ever made

So now all I have is this fat ass and free time?!

Can not wait for this east coast trip in two weeks

You’re all so small in my computer

DEI?! You mean Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated?!

Drag race cutting the rap from fergilicious?! Death!!!

Someone please save me from this clown (Polis)

I think the reason I’m a good dom is because you can call me mommy or daddy depending on whichever parent was more absent from your life 🙂

“Well we can’t pay you right now” - okay, so you can’t render my service right now either 🙂

Sending the “I charge $50 an hour for my services” is always so fun :3

The only queer baiting I care about is when my queers bait for me 😘

‘yeah that’s right daddy’s good little girl’

Yes :3 @nixostorme.bsky.social @seaglitta.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social @billspeaks.bsky.social

Being on time is not an employable skill that I possess

Computer off just like my brain 🥰

Honestly think society would be much cooler if men just fucked each other. Like, flirt with your bros and fuck them for the love of god

Being hunted by employers for sport 🥰

I manifested this. I am screaming and I manifested this.

Sending an email with links and suggestions as an elaborate way to say “yikes”

Wait… are people really putting summaries and mission statements on their resumes 🤢

I love nonprofits but I really wish they’d stop operating on a miracle only basis

I leave Colorado for six days and suddenly everyone starts lashing out 🙄

We’re having wine and alfredo for dinner :3

At this point they will come for you regardless of what you do. They are not afraid to fabricate evidence in corrupt courts controlled by a gerrymandered state. Live boldly and defiantly so if/when they do come, your voice will still be heard

Oh woof, it’s all hitting today babes and we are ✨in our feelings✨

So glad to be back from NYC so I can spend $17 dollars on breakfast instead of $20 🥰