update: i blocked them :)

chewsday, innit? #tightywhiteytuesday

received a follow request from someone who I used to hang out with that decided to block me one day without any heads up or explanation lol

as lil’ wayne said, “paper chaser tell that paper, ‘I’m right behind ya b*tch, real G’s move in silence like lasagna”

them: what’s ur name? me: you can call me ghost :) them: oh cool. that isn’t a preview for you ghosting me later, is it? me: don’t give me a reason to and I won’t have to :) them: me: :)

Good morning from the Mile High City!

“Go live!” I’d rather jump into an industrial shredder, kthx

Started the day by sitting on his face then riding him to completion now we’re back at mine and he’s putting up curtains for me 🥲

could really go for a ride on a big d*ck right now 🥹

Anne Boleyn:

one thing about the pandemic... skincare routine was ALWAYS on point

waking up every day in america

who up heating they rivalry

call me a rice krispie the way I snap crackle pop

and what a wonderful morning to ignore bayesian statistics and give it another try

TL;DR = we must tolerate everyone EXCEPT for those who refuse to tolerate, for they will gladly see the end to any form of compassion or empathy.

“A tolerant society must be intolerant of intolerance, lest the intolerant consume the tolerant”

keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky

we love a barbell skill sesh to start off the week/training cycle 🏋🏽‍♂️

All these folks acting like 5’7 is short when you’re literally the average male height…

Contrary to popular belief, we are not all “short kings”. The correct titles, by height, are… • 5’6” (168cm): Little Lord • 5’5” (165cm): Pocket Prince • 5’4” (163cm): Short King [aka Compact King] • 5’3” (160cm): Mini Emperor • 5’2” (157cm): Diminutive Deity

slay today little muffin gobblers

opening this app on fridays

urologists:

good morning

I’ve had a hectic week and therefore forgot to post these but I figure late is better than never 🙃 😬

time to face the horrors

the fate of o-queef-ia

cinderella: kink edition

keen on putting the anal in analytics

“I haven’t given you a load today” this man said as we were falling asleep in bed before he flipped me over and had his way with me. favorite moment of 2026 so far lol

ended 2025 with a load in my a** and kicked off 2026 with a load in my a**

love me a one-sided shower argument lmao

Bottomless brunch? No, bottoms fucking love brunch

getting off in someone > getting off on someone > getting off to someone

Love being gay and doing homosexual things

In: out Out: in

why are men so hot 😭

I put the “hole” in “holy ghost”

them: “oh my god” me: “i prefer the term ‘holy ghost’”

looking back on 2025 #humpday

the theme for 2026 is faggotry

big night for planet fitness

Few months ago I tried to “shoot my shot” with a good friend. He shut it down almost immediately at the time. Today, we’re heading out to the mountains together for NYE/NYD but as something a little bit different than just “good friends”. Nothing’s official yet, but… watch this space, y’all 🥹

me: *gets followed by an “AI artist” account* also me: *blocks*

Grindr users at 4am

the way that using “kthxbye” dates you as an OG internet user 😎