expectations are the thieves of joy

wanna feel superior? take the express lane bet you’ll feel it as you’re passing hundreds of stationary vehicles while you’re doing 70+mph in the express lane 🏎️ 💨 #byebye #zoomzoom

me, but my neck, my back…

🙏🏽 🙌🏽 🩲 ☀️

when you wake up on the right side of the bed 🙌

bluesky having no poll option is a direct hate crime against the gay community. like how do I survey my bloomfs on the best selfie for pride? 🤳

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈 all gay events will now cost 2x as much 😵‍💫

bf that follows you on bluesky? that's oombf

took a shower at the gym and saw what I thought was a paddle. …It was a scrubber for the shower 🙈

on today’s run — I made it back just as a hail storm rolled in ⛈️ 30 more seconds and I would have been running home getting pelted by ice from the sky.

happy pride month (but only to the “good boys”)

there’s something healing about being in the mountains

live, laugh, toaster bath ⚡️

soft launching (myself into the sun)

nothing challenges your ability to maintain a running pace quite like carrying dumbbells. mostly because you’re trying to outrun the sheer embarrassment of looking like a GTA character whose animations haven't fully loaded yet.

can’t believe it’s almost pride month…

Well folks, the gym was a success 💪

consent is important

not me suddenly realizing I have a long weekend

do you ever want to become a character in your favorite show?

having a self-care sunday, and low key loving it

hey guys just so u know ur supposed to be a little bit of a burden to ur friends sometimes. friends should be there to help each other even when it kinda sucks. as long as it isn’t all the time it’s fine. if u say “i dont want to be a burden” im like ok let me help u to no longer be a burden.

solid pull day to end the work week #friday

we love a good cardio session 💦

bf gave me breakfast in bed this morning 😏

ladies, today I cut off 70 seconds off mondays 7 mile run 🏃‍♂️ 50:41 (7:14/mile)

absolutely flabbergasted 😵‍💫 dude literally backed into my Jeep and had the audacity to put it in park and leave it there #smh

you and me ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s doing it like they do on the discovery channel 🐒

work in progress 🚧

starting the week off with a solid 7 mile zone 4 run

Very “I don’t want to work” vibes today

current status: if I sit down, i live here now. this is my home

life’s been pretty draining lately but today’s run went well 🏃‍♂️💨 #zoomzoom

FIT “fuck. im. tired.”

not me biting my tongue as my co-worker goes on to post "SO MANY INCHES" in the zoom chat... for posterity, they were referencing the snow ⛄️

two days ago I was strutting around in shorts, today it’s white out conditions ❄️ at least the snow is pretty

mood.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stare at a presentation in conference room for an hour and not retain a single thing.

it’s always when you’re in a rush that you hit all the red lights 😡

this whole posting ass trend is one of the best things that’s ever happened to the internet

trying out this whole #skircle thing

me on weekdays around lunch time 🏃‍♂️💨

me after a light cardio session #sweaty

#til copilot‘s terms and conditions state that: “copilot is for entertainment purposes only” 🫠

“carpe scrotum” (verb) - to seize the day by the balls”

today’s 5k was a success 🎉 best 5k pace running *with dumbbells* in hand 🏃‍♂️

we’re all just slaves to dopamine

today I learned you can play grand theft auto on the switch

today I’m practicing self care but by being lazy and unproductive