so glad I won the arianator Ticketmaster war and I don’t have to deal with any of this mess that’s about to happen on Ticketmaster next month <3

I need a tattoo, another piercing, a new haircut, and a new wardrobe immediately ‼️

hi gay ppl. where do u all like to get your fun slutty gay going out attire than isn’t shein/temu and is actually decent quality and not overpriced. bonus points for twink-sized. ty

ok I’m sick of the snow take me back to the bahamas pls

well it’s snowing again so I’m gonna go outside and lie in a snowbank and let the lord decide what happens next

Four pics to defend your face card 💄🪪

Boston folks - there were several overdoses reported over the weekend by Somerville city officials. Testing is a helpful prevention strategy for opioid overdose. Fentanyl test strips are available in most community health clinics/over the counter in MA pharmacies.

today Neptune enters Aries for the next 14 years, good luck everybody 😶

wow that was a very clever double entendres about inches of snow and penis did you come up with it yourself??

she looks so peaceful 💆🏻‍♂️

if any bloomfs wanna follow my insta it’s the same @ (blootuals get CF access!) and also I’m really a tumblr girlie at heart so feel free to dm me for that!

is it too on the nose to watch the hunger games today

if you’re not about to get any snow just be quiet and let the rest of us have our moment

boy at the club came up and called me cute and then did not accept my invitation to dance with him

all commentary in jest but obviously very glad Briar was ok and if you’re saying she faked it without knowing the conditions those performers have to work through when they’re filming then maybe don’t! drag is a very physically demanding art especially under the stress of TV production!!

Briar seeing Juicy upon regaining consciousness

drag race spoilers without context

who do u guys think is sashaying away tonight 👀

new Poppy album eats downnn if you’re a metal girlie def go listen

me when I put on the pearl necklace of clownery and buffoonery #thetraitors

happy traitors night you murderers

after getting some weights and a bench for my basement I can confidently say I actually don’t hate working out I just hate going to the gym

no one nominates the wicked 😭

just saw an insta reel with Kiss Me More playing in it and had a visceral memory of all the fgts in the club raising their hands to the ding. take me back

the thing about being gay and unemployed is that pop culture hits my desk the second it leaves the presses. don’t text me about something that happened 45 minutes ago I already know and I’ve moved on. that’s the name of the game in this business babe

omg everyone go follow Missy right now

chat I got a job 🎉

Happy Not-Sunday Scaries everyone

today we’re going to cancel *spins wheel* the glambot guy

I didn’t like Frankenstein sorry

have you ever let the rain fall down and wake your dreams? have you ever let it wash away your sanity?

my bf’s nephew is not even 3 years old and he knows 6-7 so I was rage baiting him by saying any 2 numbers but 6-7 🤪

new friend who’s still in his trial phase just sent me a reel of AI cats wearing clothes sitting in a convertible doing synchronized dancing to Olivia Dean

drag race pet peeve of mine is queens improperly identifying their big cat print fabrics!! -solid spots=cheetah -splotchy circles=leopard -splotchy circles with solid spots=jaguar -stripes=tiger

the idea of eating a lot to gain muscle seems so daunting until you start working out and suddenly you’re hungry all the time

I think I need to be worse at texting back

Solid thrift finds today 🤩

the judging this episode was CRAZY

was tryna figure out how to play Fame is a Gun on piano but it’s in A quarter-sharp and that hurts 😭

oh slayyyter more like saiiivior

Spotify DJ just told me I was in the top 1% of Zara Larsson listeners last week

update they just called and asked for a final interview in 2 hours!!

some of yall do not need to be giving us live updates of your day 😶

ok no tea no shade but I am so good at interviewing I just watched this manager go from 🤨 to 😌 in 60 minutes flat. went from “we’re also gonna consider you for the lower position” to “wow you have great people skills, hope to see you again!”

asked my bf for a shoulder rub and we discovered a demon knot under my left shoulder blade

not posting my Snapchat but if we’re blootuals you can dm me for it

last year we got brighter days ahead on my birthday and this year we get slayyyter 🤩 last Friday of March is so blessed

I’ve had a beard for over 2 years and I loved it on me but on a whim I decided to shave it all off just to see my face for a few days with the intention of growing it back. I decided to leave the stache just for a bit to see how it looked and I think I love it and I guess I’m in this new era now 🤷🏻‍♂️

haven’t seen my face in a while 👨🏻

me poking my head into the office to bother my bf again while he’s wfh