fans expressing their disappointment immediately being attacked by fans defending the tour for taking safety measures and vice versa……. two things can be true guys

my eternal sunshine dates were rescheduled (only by a couple days) and tbh they work better for me

if u ever wondered what it’s like to be friends w me on Snapchat

just saw disclosure day and it was a fun watch and Emily Blunt was fantastic but the ending was disappointing and ultimately I expected more… 6.5/10

now tell me why this man was dancing behind me brushing his back up on me seemingly like he wanted my attention for 2 minutes only to absolutely barrel past me the second his friend came back with their drinks like ??? what was that all about

brunch with the boyfie <3

tonight was absolutely one of the nights ive ever had

sorry I missed out on the discourse tonight I was too busy throwing ass at the club

the residents of Cambridge, MA have adopted a rather abstract approach to the concept of road lanes

ive seen now 2 proposal videos from Ari concerts and lemme tell yall i love my man but if he pulled some shit like that hes gonna get a big fat N-O from me bitch do NOT interrupt my concert ur gonna ruin my videos

im so sorry but who the fuck is Ryan Beatty and why did I never hear his name before 3 weeks ago

i dont like to be uncomfortable i would rather .be comfortable

my fit for Ari arrived and it is giving undeniable puss

almost July and still haven’t found oomf to give me access to their pool

I like when he eats Szechuan food before sex so I can get that tingling numbing sensation without any lube 🥰

gay boys love frisbee britches or whatever her name is

why is the local underwear party held on thursdays that’s soooo rude 😭😭

remembering that time I was backstage with my college band at Disneyland and someone accidentally walked into a cast members only bathroom and within 90 seconds they made a PA announcement and gathered all 400 of us onto the buses to have the cast members remind us which bathrooms to use

please welcome to the stage, K-hole kardashian

the concept of transitioning but from a boy to a slightly different boy

not my instagram video getting reposted on TikTok and then getting reposted on twitter……..

when someone asks about my friend richard:

can’t wait to be equally as annoying and insufferable in exactly one month at the eternal sunshine tour

I’M ON THE EVANESCENCE INSTAGRAM 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I got the setlist 😭😭

Courtney Laplante is soooo mother

We made it

Wearing my tour tee from 2012 to see Evanescence tonight 💕😭

me at 23: nobody wishing me happy Father’s Day 🙁 me at 2*: nobody wishing me happy Father’s Day 🙂

bb, babe, and baby are three ENTIRELY different things

happy Father’s Day 🫃🏻

ordered my top for eternal sunshine tour 🤩

I guess I finally have to learn the words to 7 rings huh

does anyone have a pool I can annex

I can feel my skin radiating :)

bitch these cocktails………

some come help me rub aloe on my back 🫠

Boston oomfies wyd tomorrow night I need gay shit to do

sorry I forgot to text you back I was picking a song for my insta story

ok so backrooms was crazy I loved it

me arriving to the World Cup party 45 minutes late a lil buzzed wit no panties on

he like it when I haven’t topped in a long time bc it gets that natural moldy bleu cheese funky flavor to it

today’s adventures ~

well

lil rachmaninoff moment on this public piano I found!!

Going by got another walk because I can

went for a 5 mile walk today but I have nothing to do so I might just go for another walk

like im not usually a prescriptivist but in this case you are using an existing term that negates the statement you are trying to make!!

fun fact: my birthday would have been today if I was born on this day 🥰

Swan babies 🥹🥹