made stuffed artichokes for Friendsgiving 👨🏻‍🍳🇮🇹🍴

wow weapons post went off the rails in the replies a little bit

me when oomf sees the northern lights

High of 38° today means it is absolutely time for soup

after some delays I found out I did not get the job I was hopeful for 🙃 cool!

Oldest selfie on your phone 2014, senior year of high school, I was big into bow ties and color matching my sweater to my shirt 😅

2:13 pm and it’s already starting to get dark

My upstairs neighbor just lost his MIND yelling at his girlfriend so loud I could hear it through the floor, openly admitting to being racist and using racist and homophobic slurs, saying he’s tired of dealing with dumbass liberals and wants to move south to a white neighborhood 🫠 get the fuck out!!

when a cute boy follows you on IG and you both like a few of each other’s posts 👀🙂‍↕️

this weekend really did me in 😵‍💫 feeling blessed to be unemployed today!!

Tonight’s look 🕷️🕸️

Today's forecast: 100% chance of pain 💚

did not kiss any boys tonight

Maybe the best sophomore album of all time and perfect for Hallow’s Eve ✨👻

before dinner 🍽️ // before bed 🛌

enjoying the view? 🍂🫧

getting h*gh and watching Jennifer’s Body 🥰

finishing It’s Not That Deep with Ghost

locked in for Demi Lovato 🫡

was today national gay guy haircut day or something?? it was supposed to be about me and nobody else sorry

Welcome to Scorpio season yall, as a Scorpio moon I love me my Scorpio sun sisters ♏️🦂💜

another mirror selfie because I got my hair cut. yay!

ok so we slayed!!

Here we go 🤓💼

I have an interview tomorrow 😶

Hello gorgeous 🤩

Taking a solo trip to Hershey Park today and I’m so excited 🥹 haven’t been there in maybe 12 years

Celebrated my parents’ birthdays today and my sister asked me to be her maid of honor and my brother announced he’s expected his second child 🥹

proud of my city 🥹

hire me for all your audience participation needs!

I was being such a good little audience member at the drag show last night 😇

Halloween costume came a day early and she’s cute 🤩

I claim responsibility and I am not ashamed 😤

ugh so excited that I’m fully liberated from work for Halloween this year so I can really go feral

boy at the club last night bit my lip a little too hard 🤕🩼

I love [disco] balls

Happy Sunday bloomfs, let’s pretend I took this picture today 😇

Demi giving us a new single about making out in the club at the start of a holiday weekend…

I want to be a hater sooooo bad but I have friends who are very sensitive about certain things so this is about to be me all weekend

you got me 🙌🏼

one like and I’ll take thirst traps in the bathroom at my parents’ house tonight

my friends got me an unemployment ice cream cake and yes they did sing to me

worked my last shift for the foreseeable future today! here’s a pic I took on vacation last week ✌🏼

is it weird that I’m relieved I’m getting laid off from my miserable job 🙃

I’m sorry what is this about a rapture tomorrow bc I have no fucking clue

went back to work today but just want to be in a hot tub on the ocean all night 😩

I’ve got room for 2 😇

oh I leave quite an impression

what day is it

haven’t read a book in maybe 10 years and I brought Sunrise on the Reaping with me, I’ve already read 150 pages today!!