she corned on my beef until I and cabbage

Today is St. Patrick’s Day.

hey so if you’re trying to regrow your scallions by placing the roots in water you do have to change the water frequently. the rotten onion smell in my kitchen is unrelated though.

mommmmm its my turn to have the tapeworm and @lerrrgan.bsky.social is hogging it 😡😡

so happy to see u all engaging in such riveting intellectual discourse. we could end wars if we all thought this way

i need to hear it from yall… what would u do if when u ok so he said yes would go 🤨 ?

update there were just 2 fire trucks in front of the same house

3 years ago today. that was fighting for gay rights. people died

there’s a little girl down the street screaming fake bird sounds out the window 😭😭 incredible use of free will

damn this is what I get for trying to roast @lerrrgan.bsky.social 😭😭

best supporting actress Ariana Grande iktr !!

I got a bad girl sitting right next to me, right here on the passenger side

chris evans im free to hang out on Thursday night so please read this and then let me know if you’d like to hang out on Thursday when im free

Michael Be Jording

debriefing w bloomfs after a session with @lerrrgan.bsky.social

yeah theyre awarding me for having the thickest and juiciest-

so this is a painting………

no like you dont understand I NEED to be the lush life girl

search your camera roll for hell

ordering accessories for midnight sun tour and also foaming at the mouth bc it can’t come fast enough

how im about to be at the gay guy oscars viewing party tonight

I’m achieving levels of personal growth that were once thought unobtainable (my screen time was under 6 hours/day last week)

well my birthday is in 2 weeks so that’s close enough

fun fact abt me is I have a degree in piano

took a headless thirst trap pic just now do u guys wanna see

I might as well be 4 mystery ingredients in a basket the way I’m feeling chopped as hell tonight

Gay guy music video night but we’re watching Wendy Williams Burp and Fart Compilation

Juicy Love Dion this week

deleting this in 5 min enjoy it while it lasts xx

pissing my pants crying throwing up ijboling and roflmaoing at darlene

me after posting this and logging out for an hour

and if I participated in fcf then what

Good morning 🌞🌞🌞

I don’t think u guys are seeing this hello???

my pfp has been changed for good because I knew @lerrrgan.bsky.social

#whoremembers first u gotta flip ya hair stick ya hand out bounce ya titties

atp im not even really doing anything else…

how it feels to eat $6.49/lb pre-sliced strawberries from the grocery store

another day in the werk room

shaving my ass and rubbing it on the carpet like a balloon then using the static electricity to power my fridge

did the max martin madness bracket and yes I am biased

I don’t let nothin stop me from having a good time

had a regional visit today and answered a question for a customer that neither my manager or regional officer could answer

you mean to tell me this loincloth is SEVENTY TWO DOLLARS oh honey I think the fuck not

boost me instead, I’m insufferable but I don’t have muscles 🥰

obviously still new at my job and a colleague invited me to march in the pride parade with our company and requested to follow me on insta

ok like not to foodpost but I kinda went off with this ground turkey bowl. you cant see it but I made Spanish rice with cilantro and lime zest underneath!!

never kill yourself

that being said my usual walking path is Under Water