love my new @pandershirts.com briefs!!

hotties !

ate so much tinga

today I went for a 3 mile walk, did my laundry, went to the grocery store, cooked for 3 hours, and cleaned the kitchen 🫩 being gay and productive is tiring as hell!!

nobody talk to me for at least like 2 hours. maybe 3

anyways I’m making chicken tinga from scratch and it’s gonna be bomb

him: how big is it me:

Happy Mother’s Day [Pop Artist] !

saying goodbye to my baby 😭 I know I’m doing the right thing trading it in for something more affordable but I am very sad to be parting ways

I Opened Two Gifts Today . They Were My Eyes ! 🙂

me when my butt itches at work and i cant do anything about it

ordered a 1/500 Evanescence vinyl today 🤩

oh right all stars is today

oh right all stars is tomorrow

was helping a customer on his phone today and accidentally saw his search history which included “sexy teenage creampie”

got everything done and left on time

I have a significant to-do list for after my lunch break

additionally: -Miranda (Priestly - she’s silver) -Amy Lynn (after Amy Lee of Evanescence) -President Alma Coin

tryna think of a name for my new car 🤔 ideas include: -Greg (he’s average, but he’s kind) -Charles River -Toulouse (iykyk)

omg one of my pics from here got reposted by an underwear blog on tumblr 🫣🫣

gays what are your favorite sophomore albums?? mine are -The Open Door (Evanescence) -My Everything (Ariana Grande) -Brand New Eyes (Paramore)

happy 5/6 to my 5’6” 🥰

yall really liked my roller coaster rant lmao 😭

anyways Mother Mary was one of the movies ive ever seen

PSA from your resident roller coaster nerd

ok so a redundancy sensor tripped and stopped the ride to make sure it didn’t cycle at 70 mph with people on it and the staff escorted them down the stairs that were built for the purpose of inspection and evacuation. also btw the train cannot roll backwards and crash from the lift hill. that’s all

i just need u to know i love u more than ive ever loved anything or anyone

im sorry im obsessed w this fat fuck in my neighbors yard!!

good evening it is 75° I have just arrive home from work and I am going outside to point my cooter directly at the sun

me when my feet get cold and I have adhd

wearing shorts !! 🤩

if anyone needs me this is where im at

feel like i should booking a bloomf kissing tour of LA or something atp

star war day

this is where i shitpost from

oh im SURE “it” is @kxdyn.bsky.social 🤨🤨

just farted in the same key as the song I was listening to

sunday evening

who wanna rub mustaches together w me

someone said something about a mustache trend? 👨🏻

this whole posting ass trend is one of the best things that’s ever happened to the internet

it’s official, I’m saying goodbye to my Audi 😭

had to send bf a voice note addressing him by legal name bc he left his nail clippings in the sink

hey girl how bout you Winnie you on my Pooh till my wood’s 100 acres

full moon tonight is STUNNING i can see it perfectly through my living room window 😭

hey @kxdyn.bsky.social do u wanna start a fight

hey Alexa show me men laying down in a position where you can see the bulge from the back

drinking at home alone weeeeeeeee what’s up

unfortunately i have the posture of an overcooked shrimp