an old man was mean mugging me at brunch this morning for wearing heels and nails and i thought he was wallpaper at first ✨🙂‍↔️✨

tank top matches the weather (not pictured) shorts match my soul (also not pictured)

The Abortion Remix #TheGays® #JizIsMyName

het men and fags

The ugliest straight man will give you the stank eye for dressing faggy and it’s like I did not even notice you until now I thought you were a bug

Me, at the clinic: “Hi. I have a note from my mom saying it’s ok.”

Abortions should be legal up until the 1300th week.

I am 40 years old and only just now learning that “lifetime warranty” does not, in fact, mean MY lifetime, but the *expected* lifetime of the product.

but also Happy VALentines Day to those who celebrate (the 4 of us!)

You could pick me up, but you're not gonna be around to drop me off.

just a widdle guy with even widdler aspirations

This is the type of content I crave!! 💕

The scream I let out

Wakey wakey Bluesky boyfriend bebes! Happy Valentine’s Day - you’re all truly to die for 🤗 🥰

I have a psychology degree

I’m very persistent. In pursuing friendships because I get attached to people easily so I interact with them a lot, or talking about my interests and delving into those, or I feel very passionate about an issue and I won’t stop talking about it. Asking questions, checking in, etc.

Because there’s a small part of me that does actually believe that I never have been nor ever will be wrong about anything and I can’t always keep that part of me quiet.

I grew up feeling very silenced now I can’t shut up

Because I'm a gremlin and live to make the normies uncomfortable

Well you see, I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything

Proud to say I'm not 💖

I was just born this way

My therapist is still trying to figure this out.

Unresolved childhood trauma, same as everybody else.

I practice in front of a mirror.

Youngest sibling

A real conversation... Husbear: Why are you such a sarcastic ass? Me: You've met my mother. You do the genetic math!

Me to me in the bar bathroom mirror

I think about this when I’m on the subway

new intrusive thought for tonight’s dark room 👀

me to me:

Me all day today People need to stop being annoying and leave me TF alone

Only my therapist knows that

No, but for real, why are you so annoying?

I think i know enough of those. 🤪

You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”

Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much

As someone who replayed Gimme More multiple Tams since 2006, hell yeah ❤️

JUSTICE FOR ALL NITE!

This is sooo true… Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more

Every pop diva has a hit song that straight people love and think is also beloved by gay people, but actually the gays have their own go-to hit from said pop girlie.

No no this is a valid thing to check

Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up

LMAOOOOO NOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m officially a terrible person because this made me laugh…

Something about famous, wealthy people asking for fans to help with their gofundme will never sit right with me.

I laughed more than I should at this--

IYKYK