I think i know enough of those. 🤪

You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”

Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much

As someone who replayed Gimme More multiple Tams since 2006, hell yeah ❤️

JUSTICE FOR ALL NITE!

This is sooo true… Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more

Every pop diva has a hit song that straight people love and think is also beloved by gay people, but actually the gays have their own go-to hit from said pop girlie.

No no this is a valid thing to check

Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up

LMAOOOOO NOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m officially a terrible person because this made me laugh…

Something about famous, wealthy people asking for fans to help with their gofundme will never sit right with me.

I laughed more than I should at this--

IYKYK

It says something weird about my life that this is how I find out

I don't want to wait for our lives to be over 😭

This is indeed how I found out.

What did happen to 50 Load Dawson? #TheGays®

This is how I found out, btw

You fags better lower the pride flags to half mast when 50 Load Weekend Dawson does pass

This is how I found out.

My brain. It is, how you say, broken?

Dichotomy

Netflix’s Queer Eye did the unthinkable task of helping straight people become less homophobic while simultaneously making gay people more homophobic.

Can someone explain to me in the most simple of terms, because I am dumb dumb stupid head, what exactly is the difference between a search engine and AI???

I wonder what it says about me that I sneeze exactly two times immediately after consuming dark chocolate.

This Saturday BTW 🥰

Stacie Orrico in 2003: 🎶 there’s gotta be more to life than chasing down every temporary high 🎶 17 yr old Jack: omg so true so true! ::23 years later:: 40 yr old Jack: well, actually…

Why are gay strangers in their 30s/40s trying to Facebook friend request me???? Toots, save that for our seventies!!!

This is me. I'm sorry. 😭

My students every day, all 9 periods.

I should have this stamped on my forehead.

me when meeting new people and they attempt to tell me their names:

This, but also if I’m not looking at you it dosent mean I’m not listening does that make sense?

me sometimes... sorry but it's true.

Me

Sorry, can you repeat yourself? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I wasn’t listening to a word you were saying.

🙃🙃🙃

There’s the backstroke. And there’s the breaststroke. But I think my favorite has to be the trumpstroke.

lol the patriots…

How I feel watching the Super Bowl

Only pay attention when the football announcers (commentators??) start to sound like they’re about to cum

Watching the Super Bowl as a non-sports fag…is this what it feels like to be in one of Jigsaw’s traps????

Did Charlie Puth turn the national anthem into a Christmas song?????? December is OVER.

There will be a lot of movement!

me when my pt has an ostomy

Me after I finish colonoscopy prep:

The Superbowl - me when I've eaten nothing but roughage and beans and waiting for the inevitable drop so I can yell: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

Super bowl! - me when my friends and I get stoned