Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
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2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality. SF
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“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?” Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.
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This is a very petty observation, but has being evil aged her terribly??? Like maybe it’s a bad picture but she looks 15 years older than her confirmation hearing.
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about 8 hours ago
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I will never understand people who refuse to admit to being wrong or not knowing something at work like no I am a very stupid baby who doesn’t know anything take pity on me I am extremely dumb
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generic hyena 🔜 MFF
about 20 hours ago
Macy Gray went into that studio and made a goddamn generation
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neon boof
about 21 hours ago
as told by ginger mentioned!!!!
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Dawly Rabecca Partoner
about 21 hours ago
The iconic Cree Summer voiced Miranda in this! 🧡
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Paul Lê
about 21 hours ago
My favorite Nick cartoon.
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Bush was president. Queer kids had no representation. Macy Gray had one shot. She went into that Nickelodeon recording studio and said let me give these kids a bop of a lifetime.
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I’m not mentally ill in a like psychotic way, but I am mentally ill in a if-I-forget-to-wish-one-of-my-cats-a-happy-birthday-on-social-media-I’ll-feel-guilty-and-die way PS it’s this grumpy diva peanut’s 12th birthday this month 🥳
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L'Ourson 🇪🇺🏳️🌈-🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇩🇦🇲
1 day ago
They're christofascist so yes.
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Killer Pomodoro
1 day ago
There's a 99% chance that this White House also believes if you have sex while pregnant, and the baby's a boy, you've just made him gay.
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Chris— Let’s BOLDLY GO 🏳️🌈
2 days ago
Without any doubt in my mind whatsoever. 🤦🏻♂️
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lerrrgan
2 days ago
There is a 99% chance that this White House also believes if a woman is a virgin, the man has to "make the hole" first
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There is a 99% chance that this White House also believes if you have sex while pregnant, the penis pokes the fetus
2 days ago
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Helping
@fuhzee1.bsky.social
find his contact (posted stills today, video tomorrow 😉)
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onlyfans.com/thejacko
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fuhzee
2 days ago
Guess whose OF scene with me is dropping Thursday! 🦶👅😈
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coworker: I’m a swiftie. me: why are you telling me this???
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I’m in a committed relationship in that my partner will be committing me to a sanitarium any day now
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Mitch
3 days ago
Exactly what I’m hoping for 🤞
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ston'rbeardad💚🏳️🌈
3 days ago
Hope it burns or chafes real bad.
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Jordan
3 days ago
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Eddie Says Stuff
3 days ago
⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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KJ
3 days ago
PLEASE, IF THERE IS A "GOD" TAKE THEM, NOW!!
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Honest to godney there is nothing I would love and welcome more than a rapture - imagine every annoying, religious zealot finally leaves the rest of us alone and we can form an actual *good* society….what a treat what a dream
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Cindy Lou Peeples
4 days ago
Headline: "California Congressman Caught in 'Senate Twink' Copycat Video, High on Horse Tranquilizers"
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If you send me to Congress, I won’t shy away from asking the tough questions and demanding answers from those in power, like why don’t we have a Cool Ranch Dorito flavored chapstick yet.
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🎶You got a fast car Is it fast enough to run me over?🎶
4 days ago
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Seeing the mullet go from white trash man to hipster they/them in my lifetime has been fascinating
5 days ago
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Saw Twinless yesterday and still thinking about it! (in a v good way)
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These shoes make me look like a cartoon character
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
5 days ago
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A lot of people don’t know this, but tote bag is short for totally faggy baggy.
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Greyson Kent
5 days ago
Ok but I would actually really love this, cuz I love the style!!!!
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Draw me like one of your Great British Bake Off illustrations
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When you turn around after doing a bump on the dance floor
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5 days ago
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Paparazzo out in full force today 💁🏼♂️ (🎥
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6 days ago
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This is my daughter, Mango - they misspelled Margo on the birth certificate
6 days ago
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Ahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha *deep breathe* Ahahahahahahahhhahhahahahaha Sorry, just read about “Charlie Kirk Day” The dumbest fucking people are in charge and the biggest fucking losers are being martyred GET ME OUT OF HERE
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Me if I ever meet former President Biden
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7 days ago
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Hey babe is your name Timon or Pumbaa bc you can hakuna my tattas any day
7 days ago
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It’s weird how everyone I grew up with is turning 40 this year and I’m somehow still 32. So strange. Oh well!
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RedArmyFraction
7 days ago
Lmfao That’s right your misery will ever end
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Kish
7 days ago
Correct: fun fact: right before you die…time slows down and you know it is happening. You start to feel reality skip a beat and turn into something else. You're aware the entire time. Energy never dies. I say this..having died b4, been in 3 comas, a stroke and a broken back in 10 places. I know!!!
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Hannah Marcley (She/her)
7 days ago
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Nataliewrites
7 days ago
Sure. Why not?
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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻♂️🐉
7 days ago
You thought they'd give us an exit? 🤣
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Brandton 🏳️🌈
7 days ago
And here I was waiting for the sweet release from consciousness that is death, and now I learn it’s not the finish line?
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M'Kay Ultra
7 days ago
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Perfect. Yes. Just the headline I needed to read today. Thank you.
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Man…not quite sure about Fox News and their latest slogan: “give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…and inject them with bleach.”
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James
8 days ago
Describing myself, respectfully. ☺️
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