Baby got BACK. 🥵

Humppreciation post 😻

How do y’all post butts and stuff without Bsky labeling your pics? I will literally cough and they’ll label it sexually explicit.

Me, a sicko. 🙂‍↕️🥵

Heard you sickos like butts on Wednesdays

If you have a tote bag from Trader Joe’s, I don’t care, you’re a faggot. Mother of 3? Straight man in his 70’s? NB Gen Z? Faggots.

Gay powers restored! No, I didn’t get a haircut. I just watched Michelle Pfeiffer punch Marcia Gay Harden in the face.

There will never be another song like Fast Car. Truly singular.

God I wish I was dead

This is not important nobody cares why am I getting a breaking email about this?!?

Same, but not colorblind, just really, really nearsighted with IBS.

Same

I feel like if you tell boomers how terrible ai is for the planet, they’ll be like “yes okay great now we have to use it more!!”

Be nice to me. I’m short and gay and colorblind.

Me but with 2 cans, a bottle and then a large one at the movies. 😅

I will buy tickets, buy the blue ray, the digital down load, and host a drag viewing party for this movie if they make a sequel. I’ll blow Elon for a billion dollars and pay for it. Melissa and Paul feig, if your listening

::me drinking two diet cokes in a day:: Wow, I really spoil myself

They've made sequels to Hocus Pocus, The Devil Wears Prada, Gladiator, Beetlejuice, Freaky Friday, etc., movies that perhaps should have been standalone films, but they haven't done a sequel to Spy, which actually has potential for more. Hollywood is so dumb sometimes.

And when I say Rose Byrne should have an Oscar for this movie.

Caught this in a hotel and ABSOLUTELY loved it ❤️

wearing my Sunday breast

Now I am reminded of: "Amber Valentine" 💅🏻✨️

the fact that Rose Byrne’s wig was its own character

Good morning - every day we don’t get a sequel to this masterpiece is a day I get closer to k-ing myself

Don't perceive me. Do! But also don't

when I post a thirsty pic and then someone comments with something sexual

This summer I’m only kissing men who listen to the Mother Mary soundtrack

Gonna try and see how the rest of America experiences Costco by bringing an elderly person with just so I can trample them for a free sample of a food I’ve had before

Okay good morning does it count as two thirst traps if it’s in the same post?? Asking for a me.

Literally I just found out from this reskeet😂

Jack, you don’t need to post two thirst traps in one day. Go to bed.

People who constantly post/share about toxic people like idk babe maybe the call’s coming from inside the house

But tbh I don’t process any of it because in my gay little world I had no idea any of this existed until I saw this skeet.

come on in, there’s enough room for two 🤗

Drinking piss from a bottle to drinking piss from the cock

Unspoken bond between all of us who grew up during the 90’s being told Mountain Dew was a gateway drug

Hi, yes, hello - sorry to bother you, but could you by chance point me in the direction of your nudes? Many thanks.

Instead of spinning in a blur of colors, I just sit while my mind fades to static and I aimlessly scroll

Pain at the Pump? Blame Trump!!!

running in here like Clark Kent, but instead of turning into Superman I just dissociate for 10 minutes

At an offsite training, my phone is dying, so naturally I’m spending what little juice I have left on completing today’s NYT crossword puzzle and posting to Bluesky 🙂🙃🙂

Me too!

Swear to god if Democrats nationally can’t rally behind a simple common midterm slogan like, I don’t know, “Pain at the pump? Blame Trump.” then they are truly braindead.

I got it from my mama (depression)

🏒 🥅

Just me and my gay little pose

“Is this a safe place?” No, this is a butcher shop cut room, how the hell did you get in here

“Is this a safe space?” No, this is a fast-paced work environment being overtaken by AI robots

When I die, in lieu of flowers, check yourself into a psych ward 🙃