Ranch Devereaux
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2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality. SF
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Boomers I talk to: I still feel 25 where has the time gone??? Millennials I talk to: I feel 900 years old when will the sweet embrace of death finally come for me???
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✨presto✨
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an old man was mean mugging me at brunch this morning for wearing heels and nails and i thought he was wallpaper at first ✨🙂↔️✨
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tank top matches the weather (not pictured) shorts match my soul (also not pictured)
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Lord of The Gays®
about 2 hours ago
The Abortion Remix
#TheGays®
#JizIsMyName
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CamCron
about 2 hours ago
het men and fags
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The ugliest straight man will give you the stank eye for dressing faggy and it’s like I did not even notice you until now I thought you were a bug
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Joseph Lezza
about 5 hours ago
Me, at the clinic: “Hi. I have a note from my mom saying it’s ok.”
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Abortions should be legal up until the 1300th week.
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I am 40 years old and only just now learning that “lifetime warranty” does not, in fact, mean MY lifetime, but the *expected* lifetime of the product.
about 20 hours ago
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but also Happy VALentines Day to those who celebrate (the 4 of us!)
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David
1 day ago
You could pick me up, but you're not gonna be around to drop me off.
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just a widdle guy with even widdler aspirations
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James
1 day ago
This is the type of content I crave!! 💕
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Miss Robusta Capp
1 day ago
The scream I let out
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Wakey wakey Bluesky boyfriend bebes! Happy Valentine’s Day - you’re all truly to die for 🤗 🥰
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Jake!!!!
2 days ago
I have a psychology degree
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Best Boilet, kupo!
2 days ago
I’m very persistent. In pursuing friendships because I get attached to people easily so I interact with them a lot, or talking about my interests and delving into those, or I feel very passionate about an issue and I won’t stop talking about it. Asking questions, checking in, etc.
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TK Accidental
2 days ago
Because there’s a small part of me that does actually believe that I never have been nor ever will be wrong about anything and I can’t always keep that part of me quiet.
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Arc
2 days ago
I grew up feeling very silenced now I can’t shut up
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Karma
2 days ago
Because I'm a gremlin and live to make the normies uncomfortable
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dev 🦈
2 days ago
Well you see, I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything
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Meteor
2 days ago
Proud to say I'm not 💖
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Xoxo Jake 💘
2 days ago
I was just born this way
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BoyKelly
2 days ago
My therapist is still trying to figure this out.
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Gay Horror Geek in CT
2 days ago
Unresolved childhood trauma, same as everybody else.
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Simon ~ Nithou
2 days ago
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ShaneAvery
2 days ago
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Raphael
2 days ago
I practice in front of a mirror.
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Patrick
2 days ago
Youngest sibling
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Newd Nerd
2 days ago
A real conversation... Husbear: Why are you such a sarcastic ass? Me: You've met my mother. You do the genetic math!
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Durk 🏳️🌈❤️🔥
2 days ago
Me to me in the bar bathroom mirror
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Gil
2 days ago
I think about this when I’m on the subway
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Jockstraps and Joysticks 🕹️
2 days ago
new intrusive thought for tonight’s dark room 👀
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thee hole•e ghost 🏔️ (former bsky main character)
2 days ago
me to me:
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The fate of oPHILia 🧡❤️🔥🧡❤️🔥
2 days ago
Me all day today People need to stop being annoying and leave me TF alone
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Kevin Atkinson
2 days ago
Only my therapist knows that
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No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
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Coach Monk
2 days ago
I think i know enough of those. 🤪
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You ever find yourself in a room full of strangers and think to yourself “I wonder if anyone here has ever killed someone?????”
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Jamie Kelsey 🏳️🌈🔺️
2 days ago
Honestly I love Call Your Girlfriend so much
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Tam Tam
2 days ago
As someone who replayed Gimme More multiple Tams since 2006, hell yeah ❤️
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Griever
3 days ago
JUSTICE FOR ALL NITE!
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Jeremy:-@fiyeroatheart
3 days ago
This is sooo true… Same is true of Britney fans vs Non Britney fans… most Britney fans are kinda meh on Toxic and obsessed with Gimme more
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Every pop diva has a hit song that straight people love and think is also beloved by gay people, but actually the gays have their own go-to hit from said pop girlie.
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X626
3 days ago
No no this is a valid thing to check
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Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up
3 days ago
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Ramon
3 days ago
LMAOOOOO NOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mike Harrigan
3 days ago
I’m officially a terrible person because this made me laugh…
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Something about famous, wealthy people asking for fans to help with their gofundme will never sit right with me.
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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double
4 days ago
I laughed more than I should at this--
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Dad
4 days ago
IYKYK
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