Got to grab @thiccvirtualboy.bsky.social’s chest irl 🤗

red, white, and blue his back out amiritefolx

Float milk latte

No one asked and probably no one cares, but my initial thoughts on Confessions II is that the first half is a mess while the back half is nearly perfect

home workout paw-tner (not pictured: listening to Confessions II)

When we were in Istanbul last year on our Atlantis cruise, this is what I wore, and I couldn’t help but feel the stares by quite a lot of people we passed. I wanted to say “ain’t ya never seen a faggot before?!” but maybe they hadn’t! Anyways, homophobia is alive and well in case you forgot.

Clicked on an article about the new Ocean’s cast/movie and immediately x’ed out when I saw it was about men

A selfie a day keeps Bluesky GAY

I wonder what happened to all the MySpace Chicagoland gay bois I had crushes on 20ish years ago. Do you think they’re still hot as 40 year old men???

One of my coworkers told me her husband (who is in his 70’s) has seen the Michael Jackson movie 7 times in the theater and I was actually speechless.

It seems the trend is to use “partner” before “boyfriend” as a means of trying to force some kind of commitment that isn’t actually there, and it’s truly disrespectful imo. If you can’t get a man to say “boyfriend”, then get a new man. Or better yet, work on yourself to figure out what you’re doing.

My bestie is always talking about his partner and he means “law firm partner” but I’m going to start making him say barista.

I need gay guys to stop using the term partner when referring to their boyfriend of less than 4 months. Partners? 4 months? Babes, that’s your barista.

And here’s a picture of me with my closest 20 friends at Pride. I know nothing about their life growing up, or what their goals and dreams are, and I can’t honestly even remember what they do for work, but they are like family because we look really good in pictures together!

Do we still celebrate Towel Tuesday or is that gauche?

America threw itself a 250th birthday party and no one came is so funny to me!!!!!

I’m so Type A they call me Captain-Plan-It

I do not know why, but it is sorta crazy to me that Daveigh Chase died of AIDS in the year 2026. It just shows that we should be pushing prophylactic prevention (or subsequently, antiretroviral treatment) to more than just gay/queer cis men.

My life is a lot like a John Wick movie, just instead of endlessly killing assassins, I spend all my free time killing fruit flies

Just in time to melt Mariah to help with the heatwave in Europe

Exactly

Pride is over, time to put up the Christmas tree!

My Pride Sunday Hot Take is that every woman in Hoppers is a lesbian (or at least bi)

It’s OKAY to be GAY. It is *not* okay to grab your grandmother’s underpants, wave them around over your head, and scream “I’m gonna use these as a parachute!” at the airport.

Okie I think enough of you saw my penis this morning - back to our regularly scheduled milquetoast shirtless selfies

Love *is* love Butthole *is* butthole Word *is* word

For those of you who are too young to remember, this show ran from 1985-1992. On national TV. Watched by everyone. Talked about at work. Twenty-two years before gay marriage was legal in the US.

❤️😂😂

Trying to avoid being one of those white people who end up looking like a raisin

The speed in which Dorothy grabs Sophia puts me on the floor every time. 🤣😂

Not the point but Doug can get it (obviously)

💚💚💚

The ladies were ahead of their time. 🏳️‍🌈💙

I think Sophia was going to say something like, "I bet you'd bent over forward too" 😅

😂

Happy Pride - bend over backwards for someone this weekend!

This one’s a keeper

world cup this and world cup that, but how about were-all’d cupping these balls ayo

A podcast called Fagging Out where I just scream about obscure pop girl music from the 90’s/00’s

Have you guys been introduced? Here, come meet my Song of the Summer 👋🏻

Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Chadwick is? Also that logo looks like snot

Rolo (my favorite) Reese’s PB Cup Hershey’s Kiss

marry, kill, fuck

The first time I ever walked past Madison Square Garden I was like…wait why is it round????

Went to go see Leviticus, but I can’t tell you how it actually was because as soon as a I saw Mia Wasikowaska playing the mother of a teenage boy, I turned into a pile of elderly millennial dust.

V serious question: in what order do you eat these????

Coworker: Jack, what do you think? Me: that it had nothing to do with lambs OR silence. What a misleading title. Coworker: …about this new policy…

Wait so the unintended side effect of being vain and wanting to look good naked is that I’m gonna have to live longer?!? UGH.

I gotta say - out of all the big cities I’ve lived in, SF has the nicest gays. The stinkiest, but definitely the nicest.

What if he dies on Pride Sunday