Diva

My estimation of my former friend as a man just fuckin plummeted: finding out that HE WAS FUCKING HER FOR 2 MONTHS WHILE SHE WAS STILL LIVING WITH HER THEN BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS!! While she was in a vulnerable emotional state to top it all off? Y’all are both dog ass rat fucks

BEEF BULGOLGI SAUSAGE!!!!!!

ARMS AND BLEP

When they give you an extra hash brown at breakfast:

WeHo gays in the bathroom be like

Guess I can’t go to work

What a silly beefy cutie

WeHo gays in a club bathroom be like

Awooooooooga

Hypnotizing on leg day

It’s cutie season

@coastalhoe.bsky.social love the new profile picture it’s so beautiful

Had a delicious pineapple empanada for breakfast

What a woman

A hell of a resumé

It literally is me

i love being queer! x

proving that under the right conditions a photo of just about anything can be terrifying

BEEF BULGOLGI SAUSAGE!!!!!!

I love coconut macaroons @wyattswickedgoods.com @vazduho.bsky.social @condunn.bsky.social @glenmaffews.bsky.social @bostongayboy.bsky.social

LEAFIES! 🍂

Dogs using pillows quote with a doggie using a pillow

@ebhthree.bsky.social needs to check his email and texts, cuties

You need to listen to it at night lying in bed in darkness btw

Gasp

SUCH A LONG (but good) DAY AT WORK. about to have an UNHOLY amount of lamb ragu / pasta. alarm set for 5:45am for an even longer (and hopefully even better?) day tomorrow.

you'll just had to deal with both the mirror being dirty and also portrait mode royally failing because look at my waist

One encouraging parallel to our “second Gilded Age” is that the first one ended partly because the corporations controlling critical infrastructure overextended themselves, investing heavily in technology they were certain would produce future profits, and then collapsed and enraged everyone

that friday feeling.

when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick

Fog is thicker than a bush in a 70’s fuck movie this morning

John Wayne playing Genghis Khan. Doesn't even try anything. It's hilarious. "I'm Genghis Khan, pilgrim."

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

say the word sir

This diva

Person: We’re engaged! Me: Oh how nice Person: stares at me Me: Sorry, that’s as much enthusiasm I can muster for heterosexual monogamy.

yall are mad about the GTA delay when you need to be mad that fuck ass R*ckstar games just fired a ton of people on that team in an incredibly stupid union-busting attempt. here’s an opportunity for solidarity, support humans over a company’s greed for profit!!!

Happy #FCF to all!

Happy N7 Day to all those that celebrate ✌🏻

I for one welcome our Roly Poly Overlords.

It warms my heart to see how many of you are proud Isopod Appreciation Society members. Please see our roadmap for more information: 2026: Prioritize public education. Teach people that isopods have 14 legs. 2027: Elect first isopod mayor. 2028: Isopods enslave humanity. All hail isopods.