update i have not escaped

help i am in an ethel/nettles doomloop

Wet Hot American Wank

Subtly downgrade a band. HAM

who do we think got raptured from bake off

just poppin on here to see who ascended lmk

The worst part about this rapid descent into fascism is that we all still have to go to work and go about our lives

there is only one right answer!!!

we, as gay people, are always on the verge of draco [derogatory]

it’s jade’s self-immolating hyper disco world and we’re all just living it in

behold! my finest work yet @moderation.bsky.app may u never know peace ft @chambreezey.bsky.social @erosidle.bsky.social

dylan obrien oscar campaign begins now

today shaping up exactly as it was foretold

everything’s gnarly :/

who up lost in they woods

live update from the toilet stall: two arms, sling-free

in “why?” and also “please don’t” news, i now make my own condiments

i don’t pre plan meals, i just cook whatever’s in season at the Smart & Final that day

gonna tell my kids this was the hunting wives

yeah i may be GAY... but i'm also STUPID

oh, you’re at donkey sorbet disco afters? well im on episode 14 love island australia so

get ready the baking skyline to be insufferable!! our time is now!!!

I relate to Sabrina Carpenter in that my schtick is good, but it is also dangerously close to the end of it’s shelf life

cut to: current day

looking wistfully back at the days i could put my arm above my head

slutting toward bethlehem www.thecut.com/article/ghb-...

i need someone to talk to about Zane

doc said the shoulder’s not ready to be free - two more weeks of sling

pitching a new jukebox musical called Khia Asylum, which follows the inmates of an all women’s psych ward and their heartbreaking backstories. music by Ava Max

🚨🚨🚨 deadline.com/2025/08/pedr...

i am the biggest mismanaged popstar ever

sling reveal everyone [absolutely no one] keeps asking for

i need not one, but two lil breakfasts every morning or i crash out by noon, and this is my croissant to bear-claw

ngl the big tiddied bots coming back on here make me feel more alive

yes, next question

reminiscing on life before @moderation.bsky.app

“i gave my life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot” is a lana del rey lyric if i ever did hear one

love island this love island that when are we gonna get divorced dad island??

omg not death of a salesMA

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

NOT NOW POP CRAVE

Algorithmic Choice! This "For You" feed by @spacecowboy17.bsky.social is what it's all about. You don't have to use Discover. Other people can make great algorithms.

bring back saying dumb shit having consequences

u see me perusing the discount racks at tommy bahama wyd

I’m outliving all the bloomfs and my face is the last thing you see before you die

Showing up to Bluesky’s funeral

“Bluesky is dying!” yeah baby we all are

*opens instagram* *deep sigh*