No one: Absolutely no one: An invading US administration every few years:

Kathy Griffin being mad that she got Kathy Griffin-ed by comedian Ryan Asher on Very Delta is so camp.

The President watching the Insurrection play out five years ago

When I ask about a new album from Sade

Me everyday contending with this Dem leadership

I just know she’d have innovative solutions for our geopolitical problems

I'm too fragile for this world; I'm moving to Planet Unicorn www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6UW...

Meanwhile in small town America

Me looking at the future and coming to terms with it being fucked

New year, same journey. Happy 34th month of sobriety to yours truly.

If you operate with the notion that every single thing that you say, do, or experience is “content,” don’t be surprised when you end up feeling hollow because you’ve sacrificed your whole existence based on confusing clout for catharsis.

Maybe Sophie Ellis-Bextor was right all along. It certainly IS a mixed-up world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTS...

It's like what Hamlet said to Ophelia, "GET THEE TO A GOONERY" or some shit like that.

Gays when they’re about to shoot their loads at the orgy

When they say, “Just the tip” they better mean this

Choose a double feature that reflects where we are at currently in the world. I'll go first.

Mandy Mango, Manila Luzon, and Nymphia Wind should start a girl group called Fruit Salad.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4f... Someone needs to put an extended club mix on streaming services, pronto!

Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves

Now why did I think this was some deleted scene of Lil Nas X and Jack Harlow in the "Industry Baby" video.

Me every time some gay fitness influencer with a not flat ass makes a video about how they should be on the next season of Heated Rivalry

Being disappointed by men on Grindr is like being surprised that hamburgers are served at Burger King. That’s a feature, not a bug.

Happy Fake Jan Day to you and yours

Drunk gay in gold sequin coat: “How did lose a foot but somehow get taller?” Me: “What an insane question to ask me while you’re dressed like a bathroom in Trump Tower.”

Survived my first New Years at the gay bar as a non drinker and non smoker. Honestly very proud of myself on both.

Call me hot not pretty

How many cigarettes did I use to smoke when out on New Year's?

Love rewatching the RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 3 promo

Don’t stop til the ball drops.

For four years I worked as a theatre reporter. Every year I'd put together an awards issue for local theater, even getting to award Samantha Pauly of SIX and The Great Gatsby fame when she was still in college

When theatre gays cum, is that Le Jizz Hot?

The only In and Out I care about for 2026

Things we used to take for granted about air travel prior to this year

To the all the mental gymnasts trying to give MTG a redemption arc

Not the local news doing an In Memoriam for Flop Businesses cause they are in the arms of the angels* *creditors

Starring yours truly

Me about to check my unanswered emails at work

Since none of the All Stars 10 cast did, I guess I’ll check in on Ginger.

Braving the cold to go get some more gummies.

Imagine a world where these two did a Vanity Fair lie detector test segment together

Chile, that’s a baby drag king.

You will never guess where this character is spray panting in this snippet from Kid N Play’s cartoon

@twrksumn.blacksky.app We as a culture don't talk enough about Janet's ballads

How will you enter 2026? Diva, I’m a bottom. 2026 is gonna have to enter me first.

Can’t believe they cut this scene from Heated Rivalry where they find community at a YMCA. youtu.be/UWrDbmVis0w

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfox... Nothing makes me dance like Rosie Perez on Soul Train quite like this diva

Even on Kwanzaa, nobody can hold a candle to Delta Work

I have fallen down a Jessica Simpson live performance rabbit hole this holiday season because Jessica performs like a drag queen parodying a pop girl. Like it's giving Drag Matinee at Berlin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sSd...

A universal truth is that no matter how dead a mall is, the Bath and Body Works will always be busy