Chewsday innit

Who among us hasn't been in love with a gay Dick?

Jenna Maroney when she joins Bluesky

How I plan on getting in touch with Mitch McConnell

Favorite scene in the Avengers Doomsday trailer.

Took a sick day today

Can’t wait to talk or not talk for hours

Nowadays

Woke up with a bad case of the Sunday Carries

Canada wildfires but make it cunt

Me when the grocery store was blasting Duran Duran's "Notorious" this morning

What I’ve experienced every day this past week

So you're expecting me to believe that Gracie Abrams is a singer and NOT the name of a law firm from an early aughts network legal drama?

Me to French Stewart when they cancelled Third Rock From the Sun

Maybe this time

This was my The Odyssey

Kramer vs Kramer (1979)

My ability to speak the morning after a night out

Me the moment I leave the comfort of air conditioning

A real dynamic duo

When #DragRace fans beg for less obviously rigged All Stars seasons

The Stepford Wives (1975)

The divas every Friday on Bluesky

Contrary to blink-182, sometimes people do like it when you’re 23. Happy 23 months without cigarettes to moi.

Can't believe THIS was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic this whole time

When he asks for notes on his performance while you're in the cuck chair

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lASH... CRJ heard you calling her mother and took it seriously.

From the album Songs About Current Environmental Conditions

The quality of lettuce we’re eating as a nation

The air quality today

Just finished watching this great miniseries. I would absolutely love to see someone do a version of this about the creative and marital partnership of Peter Bogdonavich and Polly Platt. You could even have Sam Rockwell reprise Fosse for when he directed Star 80

Little Shop of Horrors, but it’s set in the produce section of a grocery store and iceberg lettuce is now Audrey II.

Mitch McConnell: I can’t believe you all thought I was dead. The world:

you seem pretty sweaty for a girl so in AC

If the Human League made a single about today’s weather 🎶I’m only humid🎶

The vibes on Bluesky every Wednesday

Verify your age

When I said I wanted my life to be like a book, these were not the books I was hoping to copy.

Where I'm spending my summer

Me every time a Dem puts out some flowery tribute to Lindsey Graham

Now why this photo of Sam Neil (RIP) and Laura Dern look they about to ask me to spin the wheel, buy a vowel, or solve the puzzle.

Taking the day to remember the 10 anniversary of the death of a dear friend. “Carve our names into the car seat leather/you plus me equals a heart forever”

Me if I have to see one more reel of someone doing that "Sitting down for a Netflix documentary"

Remember: you either die a hero or live long enough to (check notes) still die a hero because people are too spineless to acknowledge what a piece of shit you were because of misplaced notions of civility.

Emotionally, I am here

Not another Monday

Mitch McConnell putting out a statement and photo in the wake of Lindsey Graham's death is like watching two Drag Race girls try to get in front of each other during a Lipsync For Your Life.

Cannot believe there is a local festival here called Catfish Days that somehow ISN'T about me lying to men in Yahoo chatrooms in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Footage of advisors in DC right now

Their last conversation