Constance Whew Chile (he/him)
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Jessica Fletcher in the streets; Eve Simpson in the sheets. DMs encouraged
My favorite part of rewatching Mad Men is actively rooting against any of the male characters having a moment of happiness.
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What’s the funniest single sitcom episode you’ve ever seen? No episode of TV makes me laugh like it’s the first time seeing it like “The Case of the Libertine Belle” from the final season of Golden Girls. Just pure screwball farce.
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about 8 hours ago
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Stacey’s tagline for next season on RHOP
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about 9 hours ago
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Them: What are you struggling with today? Me:
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about 15 hours ago
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Heated Rivalry: Early 2000s Edition
1 day ago
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Show me your uber driver
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1 day ago
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Raja and Raven on Fashion Photo Ruview
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Me all day today
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Posting this comment under every photo of two straight male friends
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When they ask what you are giving up for Lent
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This is my Pride flag
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All this Top Model stuff makes think of this Lifetime series that delved into the machinations of reality TV and very famously went off the rails itself behind the scenes.
2 days ago
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She should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
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2 days ago
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“Welcome to Cycle 25 of Top Model!!!”
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Every day I wake up and think, “This is the day I start smoking cigarettes again.” And then when I’m getting ready for bed, I think, “I didn’t smoke today.” And maybe that’s how it’s going to be forever.
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TV episodes that could've made for excellent series finales? I'll go first. "Shut the Door, Take a Seat"--Mad Men, season 3 finale "I Heart NY"---Sex and the City, season 4 finale
3 days ago
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The director to Beyonce when she walked onto the music video set in 2008
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3 days ago
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Telling everyone this was the original name of Heated Rivalry.
3 days ago
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“Love the sinner but hate the sin” but it’s just me talking about gay bear culture.
3 days ago
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Me the moment I tie my jacket/sweatshirt around my waist on a walk
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Twitter Gays every time they show up here when X is down.
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Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. The Strokes debut album Is This It is one of the best debut albums in rock history.
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4 days ago
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In the end, I hope it's you and me, Houdini.
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Dua Lipa, Tame Impala - Houdini x Dracula (Adamusic Mashup)
YouTube video by Adamusic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLnoNtc3Rk8
4 days ago
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Me when people try to defend đź§Š
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Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
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Gays going back to pretending they don’t have a boyfriend/husband after posting about them on Valentine’s Day
5 days ago
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A cafe owner five seconds before he figured out the name of his business
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5 days ago
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When Mandy Moore sang about missing you like candy
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This sign said “THC does NOT mean Toking Honda Civic.”
5 days ago
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Happy "We've Been Flirting in the DMs for a Year But Never Knew You Had a Whole Ass Husband Until You Posted Him Today" to all those who celebrate
5 days ago
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Happy Valentine’s Day to the time in college I got a bar DJ to dedicate the Britney Spears song “Toxic” to a couple I hated
5 days ago
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I can buy my own florals
6 days ago
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Only to the white patriarchy
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6 days ago
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“Wuthering Heights” (2026)
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“Camo-print Crocs. What are we hiding from? Good taste?”
6 days ago
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Every Friday (and every other day too) on Bluesky
7 days ago
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When
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7 days ago
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When they stopped selling soups at the cafe located within my job.
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7 days ago
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When I ask someone to unmute their mic in a Zoom meeting so they can answer a question
7 days ago
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The Yeah Yeah Yeahs in the early 2000s
8 days ago
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I won gold in the "perform the entirety of Funny Girl" at the
#gayolympics
. I heard Beanie placed a lovely third.
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8 days ago
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Whoever came up with this design of necklaces should have their own float at Pride because drag would not be the same without them.
8 days ago
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Having Brandi Glanville, a woman who caused an entire season of a show to be locked in a vault, defending you is actively worse than having no one defend you, Jill.
8 days ago
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Because a mind, and 500 dollars, is a terrible thing to waste.
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9 days ago
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Bestie conversations be like:
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Nobody on this planet knows how to stop their own bag like Jill Zarin.
9 days ago
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When you’re waiting for the breadsticks diva to come around again at Fazoli’s
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A Star is Born (1954)
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Being a hot throuple under increasing authoritarian regimes, then and now
10 days ago
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"Beg for it."
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10 days ago
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