Normani doing another fashion collab instead of making music AND it’s with Sh*in like wut r we doing here

*britney voice* It’s been a while… I know I shouldn’t have kept you waiting, but I’m here now

My Eduardo hit v hard and now I’m eating peanut butter on prunes

So it’s just another day

Me anytime I make an online friend

Me: Should I get Taco Bell? Madison Beer: Yes, baby yes!

Weekend? No, weakened

It’s time to have this conversation

I am gaining the trust of a very apprehensive cat, and I feel so accomplished and fulfilled 🥰

lol @ my m*ga brother saying this is all a “hoax” as he goes to church twice a week Cool cool cool cool cool cool

If there’s one thing about me imma honk this Honda’s lil horn bc these Dallas drivers are trash buckets

There’s always that one professor who saves your life

Ah cool democrats caving and the gov will reopen without ACA extensions cool cool cool cool cool

Mustache Manor

I got the most outlandish message from an old coworker I haven’t spoken to in years, and my morbid curiosity has me mentally preparing to call her back 😵‍💫

I am just here to say that Hilary Duff’s new song is gorgeous and fun and smart. As someone who was also in a situation like this as a confused teen, the subject matter of the song was unexpected and hit me hard (not in a bad way). If you want a flirty girl dance-in-your-kitchen moment, go stream!

Time to fire this bad boy up again

K-Pop stans, y’all had a good year. Time to pay it forward and get to work again 👀

If you think about it, “He Said She Said” by Ashley Tisdale is actually a feminist anthem! The woman in the song is depicted as decisive and self assured. She’s dealing with a man who won’t put action to this words, and in the second chorus we see her step into her power as she…

In line to vote at this Methodist church and I forgot I was wearing a shirt with the word BITCH on it Flipping off my former religious self!!

I used to think I was annoying online and then I met y’all 🫶🫰

Keyshia Cole yelling in my year is fueling my workout

Kehlani getting her first top 10 single and never having budged on her support for Palestinian liberation IKTR

You know it’s bad when I play this on a loop for several days

Sunday Sca- Major depressive disorder, recurrent, severe without psychotic features

What y’all doing with that extra hour tonight? 👀

You hit a home run cuz I’m such a catch

Y’all are so earnest. I just got sleepy and don’t wanna get dressed lmao

Initially I was v excited about this but now I’m the crying girl doing the renegade dance

“You drive me crazy” 👨🏻🪞

And a spooky shout out to my favorite that spiritually belongs on Blackout and inspired my last tattoo 🔮

Just listening to my favorite Halloween album

Emerging from my depression 🕳️ to be social tonight and go to a Halloween party. Watch this space!!

adult content label so fast

I’m your dream girl but you’re not my type 🤷🏻‍♂️

Demi and ADÉLA I’m cumming 4 u

Me at the coffee shop: One medically-induced coma, please

I’m a lil zoot zoot so AMA

Guess I’m making an appointment soon…

1, 2, 4, 5 DOWN

The next few weeks are crucial to securing a necessary clinical internship for 2026. Pls send all of your witchy magic, good energy, prayers, or whatever mystical practice you subscribe to my way. Thank you, babies 🥹

Whether self tanner or warm lighting, it’s good to see you, indeed 😤

🤧🤧🤧

When I’m trying to have an important convo and SexOnTheBeat is just playing in my mind 24/7

Haven’t been in the Halloween spirit this year, but this ghost in the mirror was cute 👻

Heard a rumor that some of y’all thot I was d3ad so I’m back to announce that I am still alive in hell (Texas)

Okay so I am dumb but I am keeping it on record bc I am taking accountability. My true number is 3. Goodnight.

17/20 👀

Wake it up!!

When you’re transforming and realigning but it’s not taking you very high high high high 😔