good morning

frustrated in many ways and just know that one of them is sexually

and this is one of the many reasons i force myself to suffer writing code from the ground up instead of using a commercial engine... they all suck

oomf… it’s so confusing sometimes to be an oomf

ay dios mio

me: farts it up in my own room also me: it smells like boochie what the fuck man... opening the window ain't doing shit

ah yes, uncensored frog roadkill on the timeline. @moderation.bsky.app bitch the fuck?

forced myself to learn how to write a swift macro so i can add singletons to classes by writing @Singleton class SomeClass {} instead of repeating class SomeClass { static let shared = SomeClass() private init() {} } but the syntax for declaring a macro is... SO ugly... girl what IS that

old white men stop being blatantly homophobic challenge (impossible)

goodnight internet

i love COCK and HOLE, so put another dime in the jukebox BABY

been awake for 18 hours... sorry boyfie but i might get married to my bed rn

Using my hole contractions to pass Morse code messages to the spy in the Eagle dark room

love an old white man that looks you in the eyes as he continues to stand in the way, forcing you to awkwardly walk around him

link trying to walk above water with iron boots equipped:

trying to stay as spoiler-free for subnautica 2 as possible, but you bitches really just be dumping lore on the timeline as if everyone's as terminally online as you and has beaten what's available already!

car in the shop getting the cat converter shield installed... it's been over a month lol

missing him dearly

ah yes, bluesky discover feed, please show me r*pe fantasy content. this is totally normal

up at 5am for my 8:15am car service appointment

sending him a bunch of audio messages, then adding one final one saying "also you're a fucking bitch" for good measure

cleaning my room feels like this every single time

pride month vibes

anyways gn

kinda need oomfiehole ...

i fear i might be in boy heat

i'm so exhausted but the terrarium reorganization project is at like 5% at most... body pls provide more energy NEOW

it's lit 🔥🔥🔥

bald man with a beard save me...

ok.

spent all my points on perception and charisma and had like 2 left for luck

my hair is at the point where it's just... big... like way too much volume. feels like an afro i hate it

moving my entire computer setup to the living room so i can sit with mom instead of both of us isolating

searching for a man that actually enjoys being fingered

to the people who [un]intentionally put in these aggravating as fuck bugs in this game... your mother

i've got that specific armpit smell i can't stop huffing

i miss my son

i'm using my powers of subliminal messaging to encourage one of you to send me money on cashapp

now why is my handle invalid

left brain wants to have a talk with oomf about nerdy stuff, right brain wants to cling to him like he's a rock climbing wall

someone send me $20 why? bc i'm cute

scrolling bluesky on hump day while taking a shit is so immersive... it feels like i have smellivision

the compatibility between my man and i's star signs on this chart being "low, low, low" no wonder we always wanna kill each other

spent $40 on supplies for these fucking bugs instead of buying weed. please clap

are there any other solutions to two vers bottoms dating other than breaking up and finding separate tops (obviously not) or getting a top third (NO ONE WILL FUCK US!!)

can someone with muscles give me a proper back massage and get these knots out? because if i ask my man he'll last 5 minutes before being like "my arms are tiredddd"

spiritual occurence important to believe

my fluffy son turned 1 today and i wasn't there to celebrate. happy monday, while monday's still around