anyways here's a bug i found earlier

at least one positive: the sole person who tipped added even more after the delivery, thank you kind soul with several pounds of beef now on their hands

paid for food. went to go to the drive thru, someone sat there and blocked me in my parking spot! i go pick up my food inside instead. they forget the fucking drink i ALREADY FUCKING PAID FOR and i only just now realized i didn't have it. i understand why white boys punch holes in walls bc...

people tip delivery drivers challenge (impossible)

sabrina did this specifically for my man btw

my pussy stiiinnnkkkkksssssss (cat just took a dump and i had to open the window bc it's that bad)

no, a nap did not help,

peeing after sex be like

He’s getting so big so fast.

anyways here's the cat

if anyone wants to pay off this unnecessary $53 parking ticket i just got that'd alleviate like 99% of my stress right now lmfao

almost forgot psych appointment oopsies!!

boyfie is seeing sabrina carpenter tonight and he's SO excited, i love to see him this happy

NEVERMIND FUCK YOUR FACE!! HOLE FROM THE BACK!!!

begging you bitches to find more than one pose for your selfies

I have a serious loving and being loved in return kink

started on C but shit the bed several times so rip

cickn nugt

sticking my dick in the peanut butter to check its consistency

manifesting a working project today but i can't decide what to work on, help me pick: A. something game-related but mostly functional code, might be ugly B. something photography-related, needs to be rewritten from scratch C. secret third thing (procrastinate on A and B and start something else)

thinking about the view of a man from the crotch where you can see the junk in the front and the back simultaneously

he's making city hall trans

i just wanna be happy man

call me crazy but every time i see that one picture of all of the billionaires standing together all i can think of is "firing squad firing squad firing squad"

He’s got a real homophobic look in his eye rn

wearing a jockstrap under these jeans because i'm the weirdo that likes the feel of denim on his bare ass

man

The jumpscare I get when someone randomly likes the ass pictures I forgot are posted on here.

one of the more wild letters to Santa that I’ve ever seen

"near impossible task to do consistently" dude that's your fucking JOB now can you fucking do it maybe?

gm

why is the sound of rain so sensual

Clenching your jaw so often you get headaches is a sign your body is happy :)

hairy boypussy ❤️

i wanna go to oomf's house to 1. suck the skin off his dick 2. judge his interior decorating style

this is why representation in games matters

"jesus blasting that one specific spot with the gay" -boyfie

whoever designed the stamina system in valheim, how do you still have a job and can someone fire your ass

i love you, tiny creature

going to bed at 9:30 type of night

sigh

[glares at rivian] too bad they won't support carplay

sad wednesday

inshallah i will obtain this holy trinity of nerd equipment sometime in 2026

what a life

oh lord here we go with the turtle fuckers [looks around inconspicuously] ...so you think he's a top or a bottom

[horny] oomfieeeee