When I work out at home I do warmups with a katana btw

My beloved

Sometimes I think about converting to a pup bc they seem to have a lot of fun and friends, but with my government name I’d have to make my pup name like fucking Chris

TMI but I was eating oomf’s butt & my apple watch asked if I wanted to record my swim workout

It’s so fun how people are nice to me on this website it’s like my real life except the opposite

I done it

Ok, GOING TO WORKOUT. WHILE IM GONE, EVERYONE SEARCH 4 THEIR INNER CHILD.

Just for fun

POV I’m draining ur life force

The project & how I felt making it

I don’t get parasocial like that but u bet ur fucking ASS I’m commenting congratulations on Carly Rae Jepsen’s pregnancy announcement

Oomf got me to finally download hevy

I have once again crocheted something fierce but cannot post it bc it’s a gift for someone on here

Does anyone wanna get dim sum soon

Spent the day with various beloved oomfs who are each even more gorgeous charming & funny IRL The internet can be such a blessing on occasion

boobie day

My twee ass this string of words made me emotional

WE FALL BACK TONIGHT???!!!!???!??!!

Manifesting gigantic bf for couple costume next year

Am I crazy or did the bluesky app icon do this

No YOU’RE hungover & went to Taco Bell at 10am

🪡 SHAW 🪡

“Hey sexy” on sniffies autocorrected to “hay suzy”

Yall mind if I engage in earthly delights

Day of humping

Hunt me like one of ur shinies

It’s my half birthday btw

Woke up in the mood to cherish and accept someone just as they are but also eat kimchi jjigae

Puddytat

Not finished but cookin

Good morning

Nobody’s ever needed a kiss as bad as me rn they did a study

Had a couple drinks for the first time in a month last night right after getting 3 vaccines today I suffer

Good evening

Halloween costume underway

Got scared I lost my psychic powers but I was just hungry :—)

Pokémon is lowkey the Taylor Swift of gaming but I’m not allowed to say that

Heaven on earth

One thing about me is I’m gonna set some ground rules for how me & the 3inch cockroach in my tub can cohabitate (shoutout Chris for respecting the balance)

Me bullying someone at AYCE sushi

Greetings, mortal

Reading my diary from a year ago, I’m crying

Sometimes lately I feel like the loneliest person in the world, but I’m still not having a conversation with ChatGPT so idk

Love each day having its little Bluesky prompt it’s like a gayguy retirement community here

Who up stoned to the bone sautéing a metric ton of kale