Spent all day learning Hangul lmk if you want me to write your name in Korean!!!!!! If I don’t know your name tell me what it is lol or just a word for me to write to practice

If you’re into horror stuff & also opening blind boxes, you have GOT to try removing surgical dressing

“Any fun plans this summer?” Me:

Got an ad for an AI fridge

Spent most of yesterday crying at the amount of support here & that I’m gonna be ok. Sparing very ugly details, I was not prepared at all for some of the challenges the first phase of recovery had in store, & I’m feeling grateful to be alive, and very grateful to not feel spiritually alone right now

No room to act humble, surgery recovery is really really really really intense & any tiny way anyone can help is massively appreciated 🙏🙏 gofund.me/38104fe42

I lived, @chrissayshi.bsky.social is an S++ tier friend, recovery is going to be hard but I am GOING to get my life back slowly but surely 😤 thanks for the well wishes yall

Nap time

The way I pleaded the universe to not let me spend a summer in extreme medical distress or fearfully unemployed and this bich said “……OR?”

Today’s a good reminder that I must push through it all even just to mog my bitch ass dad I at LEAST have to outlive that piece of dogshit!!!!!😇

Had a dream that I was re-experiencing my very traumatic injury, woke up, fell back asleep & dreamed I was starting a new stardew farm. Subconscious just doin anything

Got to see my friends & soak up some sunshine today, to the point a stranger pointed out my growing sunburn & I was like “I know isn’t it amazing :))))” & now I play video games while I wait for two footlong sandwiches to be delivered. Life is so difficult & sad right now, but I won’t give up !

Who’s doin it like me LMAO

Have already lost 8 pounds since my accident

I wish I could walk

I wonder why I’m having such unbearable doom-laden anxiety about my impending surgery Also me:

Been ferociously craving Taco Bell for weeks, but the 4 blocks is too far for me to walk, too close for me to justify delivery, I can’t stand long enough to wait for the bus, & my attitude is too rancid to ask a friend to bring it over. I’m inside a panopticon bel grande

Photo auto-corrected to kebab & kel

Me reading my MRI notes on the portal while I wait for the follow-up

Fuck it, 15th idol on the track

AirPods when you move them 1mm to scratch your ear: “Let me pause bc I’m clearly not in your ear! :)” The same ones while lying on a table 100 feet from your phone: “you want me to play the audio from here right even tho you just manually changed it to phone speaker 3 minutes ago??????????”

Do you have a hobby sister

Left my house for the 3rd time in 2 weeks to get some wine 🍷 & cheese 🧀 & someone was firing an automatic weapon 🔫 at cops 👮 & now he is dead 💀

This queen was trying to kill me the entire match and I 😭

Gen Z MRI tech asked me (white millennial with tattoos) what music I wanted on & I said “idc surprise me” & this dude puts on HOOBASTANK

Me down rn

Could I pull this off

I am also a trillionaire if we’re counting my body keeping the score

Well,

Fuck it #fcf

Enemy bast to me I’m crying but also they’re right

Be honest if RuPaul propositioned you for sex would you do it

Can confirm this is INSANEly good

“I’m rollin up my cat nip & shittin in your litter” still goes incredibly hard

Gay guy instagram anniversary posts are like “7 years of Jeff❤️👬”

People asking me (low mobility, out of work) if I’m excited for for pride weekend, midsommar, market days, lolla,

To distract from the suffering, can you guys reply with a pic of something you ate recently please

Man-boobs? Oh you mean Brosts

Ordered a week’s worth of healthy groceries & one alcoholic beverage, it took 7 hours & because my ID apparently expired last month, dude took the entire order back to the store

Just bought cottage cheese through an app how decadent

I have no photos bc everytime it is within melee range my bite or flight kicks in & I eat it all, but it must be stated that @historydepartment.bsky.social bakes the best focaccia on all of planet earth

“Capitalism breeds innovation” meanwhile my ice pack’s brand name is “kold” and my lube is “wet”

Making jokes about someone who you barely know, if at all, being injured is very weird crusty behavior btw

High noon again already time flies when you’re having fun

I’m not anti-dogs I just think it’s a little sus that they would unconditionally love Hitler if he gave them a hamburger, like stand up

New undies

“Is she gonna jump from there” and it’s a street curb

Have a decades-awaited diagnosis, & the name is draggy af……. Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the stage, ✨ Patella Alta ✨ 😭