I’m like if a labubu got ran over by a truck & filled with drugs at a young age

This last episode………. when I’m done with him I’ll have MY monkey bred

Shit on Steven Universe all you like, but “if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs” goes hard as hell when the grief of eternal suffering is the vibe

Sucked off a ET so I don’t get raptured

Me when I finished a level 1 playthru in Dark Souls, Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne & Elden Ring

Forgot to take my metamucil for one day

Don’t tell me what to DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My date and I today realizing we were born within 12 hours of one another & grew up 1 mile apart

Gay guys making their Grindr name “Hilary Scruff”

Sorry if I seem on edge, I went from an abusive relationship to bones falling out of my head to having to live in a diaper to being stalked by my roommate

Weather cooling down time to make something cozy

:—)

Lyft driver howled at me when I said my name getting in the car then he took a call on speakerphone & it was someone telling him his grandpa just died & I’m just sat there like

When it’s big concert time I always rewatch this IU entrance to remind myself how this quakes me is how yall feel about Gaga & Beyoncé & I’m so happy you got to see them :—)

Throwback to this Marge themed wind spinner I made a year ago today

Take that fuckerberg

Yeah I’m solo poly Feeling solo I’m poly gonna kms

Started a cartwheel contest at a yardy (yard party) & did 2 cartwheels then no one else did one

Recently adopted the mental attitude of What Would Austin Powers Do & frankly it’s going well baby

HELP need rec for good fantasy to audiobook while i work on art

Every time I wear this shirt out I end up in a good conversation w a stranger

All done it’s a bday present I hope he likes it 🙂

Forming stiff peaks everytime this man shows up on screen

I WILL NOT BUY PANTS FROM INSTAGRAM ADS

Anybody wanna come watch the Imogen Heap glove video and cry then do butt stuff or just keep crying or both

Never been hit on so much at a bar as while solo & crocheting a bandana lol

Short shorts + unknowingly crotch-ripped briefs had my nuts flailing about ostentatiously on my bike all evening I am sorry everyone this was not my idea

If someone is intentionally antagonistic to your happiness it should be legal to disembowel them :—)

🪷 19”x38” pattern by me

If I send u this it means I want us to touch & then get fried chicken

Me & who

Collecting rosaries, bidet on firehose 5000, life’s good

As a Moira hater, I love playing this man lmao

Good morning

First boss in silksong to make me wanna fucking kms let’s gooo

Baby you are my heart in the sense that I want you to be pumping inside me

Loving this game!

If I send u this it means I wanna karaoke later

Anybody got anything to say to me you got like 10 mins til I’m off my phone for a month

Making a catfish Grindr account headlined “only into ugly” and messaging “😍” to anybody who pisses me off

The final crucible in freeing yourself from cringe is riding a tandem bike

Need kiss

Top 3 divas of my day off

Do I actually want a boyfriend or do I just wanna get 2 sandwiches and split em

Hard countering new Sabrina by swapping to CRJ Boy Problems

This is actually crazy.. … ….. . ..

New Sabrina is ABBA if they fucking hated their boyfriends

I absolutely know that whomever I end up with will be very offline & I think about this incessantly

Just poured a glass of red wine & have leftover chicken parm in the fridge