Enjoying an espresso martini & fresh grapes with the Super Bowl

Not to be a gay clown but I find myself quite fond of this bich named bobo

Is anybody trying to get drunk and eat shitty food tomorrow either secularly or for sport while maybe kissing on the lips or laughing or both

I ordered more cheese powder & what arrived instead, dear reader, was maternity jeans………………..

Athena Dion Katsanevas

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*hiding boner* nice cat cows man

Do I think I’m better than everyone else, umm I just washed my reusable water bottle what do you think

Fuck it put me in Fortnite

The next 6 weeks are going to be a The Bachelor style gauntlet, but instead of marriage it is who gets to attend the Hollow Knight + Silksong tribute concert I have an extra ticket for

Jetpack cat is real I’m shitting my pants

Having a hard night if anyone has a spell they can cast for me (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Insane gift my bestie sent me 😭

Idk who needs to hear this but I just made a perfect exact you’d never taste the difference Taco Bell nacho cheese sauce out of cottage cheese

There was literally no reason for me to do this I was just rude to her just to do it 😭

I grow weary of telling gayguys I’m fine with staying on their close friends list

Manjugs Monday or some crap idk

Playing in my mf face

Taking an everything shower (scrubbing my taint with garlic sesame onion & poppyseeds)

Made some grahamys for the grammys

Just remembered this & have been laughing for like 10 minutes

I’m not alone I have body dysmorphia

Any time I like a guy I’m like “time itself is the cosmos parading for your beauty, too giddy to stand still” and he’s like “likewise handsome”

Not to be a bitch but idk what half of my dearest friends’ jobs are, you think I gaf what classes my oomfs took in college

It’s hump day somewhere

Hooray

Scruff just flashed a pop up saying Hey we noticed you didn’t specify if you’re into jocks or geeks, which is true because I’m not 11 years old

Sephiroth & Jenova

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This has been frying me for 24 hours

Logged onto this shit mad as hell tonight lmaooo

So cold in my apartment that my olive oil froze lmaoo

That’s gyoomf @chrissayshi.bsky.social

Had the best Korean fried chicken of my life last night, so unfortunately you all mean nothing to me anymore #GotToTheOtherSide

Unexpected consequence of working out a bunch is I now Notice people’s shoulders in particular a lot

Seated Rivalry where we’re just fartin around but I’m actually in love with you

Sharpie tallies on a jockstrap…..……….. the booty keeps the score

Clicked a thumbnail of a beautiful burrito & it was an ad for Turbo Tax. This is how grannies scammed by people pretending to be their loved ones must feel

at home: don’t make me go gym :( at gym: don’t make me go home :(

Good morning

Finally had time to lay out & upload more patterns 🙏 winter projects for u

Do you consider cottage cheese a sauce

Dreamed a movie where the creature from the black lagoon finally decided to come out — both from the depths & the closet — co-starring Laura Prepon as his long-time beard

In the sea of harrowing psychic damage that is this day, I was buoyed by an exciting art opportunity that will keep my ship afloat for at least a few weeks. I will hold small w’s close to my heart so as not to meet despair

Overstimulated! at Taco Bell 🚨🚨💃🚨

Craving a burger

My birthday is this year & I’ll take a ‘try finger, but hole’ thanks

To the man I accidentally made prolonged eye contact with while doing hip thrusts, what should we name the baby

Oh I’m going to be SOOOOO annoying about this song they bodied tf outta this

I get so bashful taking a pic of myself in the gym mirror and it’s like Oohhh how embarrassing if people here find out I care how my body looks