Every picture where my body looks decent, my face looks like I know how & when you will die

After a 2 month rut, I have designed a new tapestry that I’m very excited to make; it (creative apathy) is over for me hoes

If you see me at the gym doing the twice what is love choreo between sets mind yer business

Anxiety is like What if the girl who is going to be ok wasn’t

This is rly important can you guys tell me the best thing you ate today even if it was just ok

God buffed gay guys with the horny stat but nerfed them with having to deal with The Poop so it’s balanced

Me on bluesky, IG, & scruff when my boobs look nice

Gm

Realizing things

How it feels when someone suddenly follows you who you’ve jerked it to a bunch

Remembering my GOAT

Had a really good workout so I’m topless posting 2 days in a row deal with it

Getting stronger is sooo fun you’re basically recoding the gravity physics of all physical matter in relation to how your avatar can interact with it #hackerchick

It should be illegal to tell me all week that the high temp for my day off is 70° when you mean from midnight to 1am & then it’s 35° all actual day

Do not fear what will pass — just be here now. The hamburger does not lament that it will be poop

Spring has come

Just finished a hauntingly exhausting work shift & while meditating, someone loud as hell right outside my bedroom window did the defying gravity riff 4 times back to back, & my only thought was “damn they sound good as hell actually.” The light in my heart will never be snuffed

Date said my body is “sexy like Janet Jackson” so obviously I have no choice but to marry him

Knights of Tears’ Hollow Knight / Silksong tribute show in an ornate church pure magic !!

Start digging* in yr butt** twin*** *glowing **heart ***starseed

If this IS a simulation, do you think twins are one spirit making multiple save files

With people discoursing Nasty Pig, I view it the same as “I Voted” stickers, in the sense that I just assume everyone votes & fucks, but if you need to let people know, that’s fine I guess

Kiss me I’m

*affirmations voice* I’m a really good kisser I am altruistic on the sidewalk My dick is pretty I’m not a picky eater My ass is fat

Bro I’m just trying to file my taxes

Tinder just paused everything to do a big animation presenting “someone special just for you” & it’s a 67 year old man in Seattle looking for “short term fun” so I deleted my account lmao

Ok that’s it I’m never posting online again unless something funny happens or I look nice

“Instead of calling your wet slobbery farts a red flag, find someone who wants to suck them out” — Me

CHALUPA SLAUGHTERED

Made crab rangoon baklava (& moaned when I tasted it)

I refuse to be controlled by the Oscars, congratulations Austin Powers!!!!!

Ladies of London dares to ask, what if you came over & my bird terrorized you while I accused your one-sided best friend who actually hates you of being a pimp

When you work weekends, hump day can be on Saturday

Had a nightmare I was on queer eye & they were like At first glance you look ok, but after focusing for more than a second you really look like shit & I was like Brothers I know that fix me & they were like You’re too far gone

Me & who

Don’t mind me

Productive great 90 minute upper body workout! || carrying home 60 pounds of groceries a mile against 50 mph wind immediately after

Thought my apartment was on fire & felt an incredible wave of relief do you think that’s good or bad

Antigone…… so like, here?

Do you want the 𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓊𝓇

My name is hey guys and a fun fact about me is today is was snowing

Good morning

Upped my weight on hip thrusts & farting every rep 🫥

How to open your heart Open your heart tutorial Open your heart without fear Reddit Vulnerability wikihow with pictures

Few things truly do feel better than seeing someone you despise looking like shit lol

I look especially 5’8 here

Slay the spire 2 co-op SO fun ft OP Osty build

When the drink be too strong when the tree be way too strong