Hit a major milestone at the gym today (saw a guy across the room & thought “his silhouette looks good” & it was me in the mirror)

When missy said “shake ya ass til it stink”

Saw a thread saying how going to the gym is supporting fascism & how there are no actual links between exercise & health

So I cried my eyes out to episode 3 of the hockey show while wine drunk eating a buffalo chicken pizza, all part of god’s plan

Everyone showing their wrapped gifts reminding me the moment I knew my ex could never love me the way I want to be loved, as he presented me this I don’t care about Stuff, so the gift to me is that you set aside time to want me to feel thought of or like not lmao

Holiday time can be weird & hard, this is a short guided nervous system reset for whoever seeing this might benefit from a few moments of peace. Headphones & an undisturbed space recommended 🌞

Out of touch corporate goobers love being like “WHAT do you mean you’re working over the holidays??? Everyone’s supposed to be going to restaurants and bars and stores and airports and coffee shops and movie theaters”

Idk go on sniffies once

yeah 360

Any guesses what I’m working on

Is dating just edging marriage

Kinda crazy the Nicki Minaj USA flags gay guys bought to be cheeky are now basically white supremacist memorabilia

They should make an app where you can view your own body through the same lens you see other people’s bodies

Feeling intense burnout but this video legitimately pulling me out of the pits of despair

In 2026 I am GOING to be better about not opening my photos app in front of coworkers with a full-on pink puckered butthole pic on display #SorrySarah

This entered my mind & I couldn’t rest until I actualized it

We are the children of the loads they couldn’t refuse

A customer began our interaction by giving me $20 “just for showing up tonight” & unfortunately every subsequent experience of my life with strangers will be judged by this imbalanced standard

“Man why am I so tired” I just thought to myself after lifting weights for 90 minutes then immediately working 8 busy as hell hours on my feet

Rizgod = Butthole

Happy weekend 🐒

Burned my skin getting in the too-hot shower 😵

Rizo is effectively the Lydia Butthole Kollins of Survival

24x13” 🌙 Pattern live in my Etsy shop 🌸

I don’t have “talking stages” or “situationships” either I’m pouring my unlimited obsessive adoration on you or I’m not

And when I bring pickled daikon to the cookie exchange, what then

Every day I’m like what if I just never post anything to the internet again then 3 minutes later I’m like It’s Toot With Me Tuesdayyyy

You “can’t cook”? Are you stupid?

The hundreds of hours of work are worth it for moments like this 🙏

Woke up with this in my head good morning

Do I actually want a boyfriend or just someone to make banh mi pizza for while we rewatch all of search party

A lot of people confuse sensitive with fragile

Korean place It’s good as FUCK gave me the wrong food

Learned to design & create my now-favorite medium of art this year

I wrote a haiku about an experience I just experienced I burped and the taste Was that of a fajita didn’t eat that tho

Please send your favorite monkey picture I’m compiling a collection for my device wallpapers these are my 3 favorite

This is crazy

My Lentils Wrapped said I was in the top .05% of Lentils enjoyers this year

Instagram starting audio over for the same video every time you exit out of someone’s story is my at-home Guantanamo Bay

Gagged me I fear

The way this started out by working with what I had on hand & has developed into the most consistent mobility routine I’ve ever had

We all have that pity-oomf

Let’s all have a good day ok

Putting my general feelings about the French aside for the night

The joyous spirit of Christmas to Ebenezer Scrooge

No shade how’re y’all “aspiring himbo”s by going to the gym, every time I work out I learn something new about anatomy & develop a more holistic mind-body connection

“You are not hard to love” idk sometimes I get phantom of the opera stuck in my head & won’t stfu

My gym crush looked at me 😳 then he looked away, but it’s a start ☺️

♥️ this if you imagined your life would’ve turned out different or you wanna smack my juicy assssssssssss

Just put an eyedrop in my ear because I was dissociating looking at my headphones