can anyone bring me a breakfast sandwich and a quaalude

“dance with me” by debelah morgan at the eagle omg

i was born in the RIGHT generation i love living at the same time as lisa barlow

single cars from Pixar’s Cars asking to be set up on a blind date

tension by kylie minogue is such a good song but school by madonna is also such a good song

losing it over this rare cultural blouse i was gifted by live-in oomf @ryanburkett.bsky.social

i ordered 24 pack of listerine strips but they came packaged for individual resale so i had to decant them

i have never stopped getting taco bell and i never will

i need to update the age in my bio i guess

me looking at the park across the street after a gummy:

you guys are all really horny on the days when i’m trying to lock in

Being deeply uncool is so freeing

i;m bored what are you guys doing on your fire apocalypse day

i like to think i am a kind person but i do think the trainer at my gym that sets up a tripod and a ring light in the middle of the free weights to record themself (and, nonconsensually, everyone else in their vicinity) doing their personal, off-the-clock workouts should face scorn, even punishment

this may only be relevant to a very specific subset of internet users but uhhh meshell ndegeocello just announced a duets covers album and the first single is “i knew you were waiting for me” with cynthia erivo??

many of you guys did not appreciate this because you did not prepare hard enough for your audition to play Harold Hill in your middle school’s production of The Music Man but in context this was a great bit

lindsey graham is alive and he honked at me on Goose

goodnight room goodnight bloomfs goodnight cow jumping over the moon

the straight couple next to us on the patio are planning the worst wedding in the world

my birthday is in 28 hours and 47 minutes that should be plenty of time to get my gift together ($46,000,000)

every time i drive past @peteypayless.bsky.social’s old apartment i wave

hi everyone this is a midday chrissayshi posting update and i’m pleased to report that the posts are really good today

TACO BELL INNOCENT !!!

heads UP tárnation - tár coming to netflix july 27!!!

does anyone have a corn on the cob holder set they would recommend

The Go-Go's debut album, Beauty and the Beat, is better than The Beatles first album

can i say something mildly critical about your fave

i am wearing these large and sweaty headphones to the gym bc someone stole my airpods from the beach this weekend and idk how y’all do it. i don’t like it bob

good morning! i slept terribly 💕

i AM taking a magnesium supplement but i do NOT know why

one of those fucking minion delivery bots kept tailgating me on the sidewalk so i toppled a rental scooter in its path. problem solved

hi everyone excited to be here — it’s my first day on earth!! still figuring out the basic concepts of “space” and “how to move through it” but in the meantime, i decided to gather 11 members of my extended family and go to costco in the hope that we can figure it out together ❤️

gm! someone stole my airpods at the beach 🥀

our disco needed us @viennabeef.social @itsme.lgbt

midwestern tops be like

hey can you come pick me up there’s a fisting group meetup at the beach

should i bring the last, sealed bottle of double scorpio i’ve been keeping in my freezer to club kylie tonight to celebrate?

if you don’t know how to do dirty talk just start by literally describing the actions that are occurring and repeat some version of the same thing over and over with increasing intensity until somebody cums. this is a free tip from me to you

do we think it was a cialis + poppers blood pressure situation

i wonder how many people have been outed by roscoe’s including an explicit “gay bar” at the end of their pos title…..like there’s no way around that on the credit card statement in an “it’s not right but it’s okay (thunderpuss remix)” situation

our busybody neighbor leaving for the night with a smokey eye and a tory burch flat… get it girl

Why does the pig have to be nasty… why can’t it be kind and considerate… we live in such a broken, cruel world

madonna was in her hot and sour soup era when she wrote and recorded good for the soul

do you know in the third act of the movie when the lead has hit rock bottom and there’s a montage where they finally start fixing like, a broken taillight or a messy room that has been getting worse since the first act of the movie and it’s like a metaphor? anyway, i just finally put away my laundry

gm gang here are some bags i didn’t purchase but thought about

I made a website that lets you cut out old magazines from the internet archive (or any PDFs you own) and make collage art out of them: ✂️ clipart.studio

i’ve actually been doing a lot of thinking

got sweaty and saw a baby zebra w/ @davidalexander.bsky.social

huge news for those of you invested: i did finally obtain the fresca slurpee