WILLA FORD AT CHICAGO PRIDE!?

the tower of pisa coming up with a stunt:

lil wayne after you ask what’s in the styrofoam cup:

i had three nightmares in a row where i am in the wrong place at the wrong time and framed for murder and all my friends think i did it but i didn’t do it

i am sorry if you are looking through my “videos” tab expecting to see anything other than stacey rausch from qvc reaction clips

should we go

i sure hope all the oomfs have a good week

free drag queen name: sarah tonin

bro last night was such a jira ticket 🤣🤣

i should have gotten a pic when we met up earlier in the night but wow love @ohnonotgenagen.bsky.social @sondheimslut.bsky.social @weaselingaround.bsky.social and @mattfromqueens.bsky.social (not pictured) and everyone in new york city. imagine if there was a cute group pic here

has anyone been outside do i need a jacket

"tonight i'm not taking no calls cuz i'll be dancing" - beyonce knowles

i have got to get off this website

when ur at ******** and you ask for * ****** *** of **** ***** but instead get * *** of **** ***** and ur bowls all wet 🤪

when ur **** has a **** but its **** so you keep ******* *** ** ** for a *** ***** but then it can’t be ******** it has to be ******** and then the quote from the auto shop is really high

i have been known to pay absurd prices for some things but a $198 tank top is where i am forced to draw the line

and sometimes it bes like that

ok tell me you don't see the lore here

once again considering steak au poivre

gm chat

why are they doing that

it’s finally so gorgeous outside i simply can’t wait to spend the next 158 minutes inside a dark movie theater 🤩

why can i not find altoids smalls available to purchase anywhere including on the internet

thank you Tim and Dianne for this amazing opportunity to embellish your stainless steel refrigerator

i have got to get off this website

trying to imagine how I’d fare at work if we had a project meeting and got to the part I’m supposed to be handling and I said “our workplace should do something about this!” and then actually stopped talking

welp time to crank this up and vibe out to all the new moon pictures and look at nothing else and think about nothing else except the fact that we are all on a rock hurtling through space at 100,000 km/hr

on the live feed of the moon mission they are out of range of radio (first time this has ever happened!) and to fill the time they are showing interviews with astronauts and various people about "what the moon means to them"

if there is actually a forthcoming lady gaga/madonna collab a multigenerational alliance of andersonville gays and boystown gays will likely converge and i fear the long-range repercussions of this

vibe coding aside, this is not what's happening? generally Claude is used when *writing* code not when serving requests. I hate this shit but also it does behoove you to know how it works.

from walking to the gym with an iced coffee to getting an iced coffee stain on the middle of my shirt, bluesky user chrissayshi is on top of it all #real #authentic

hi everyone what do you guys want me to post about today

“her boyfriend’s like a dad” - lady gaga

it feels like i should be doing something vaguely easter related but idk what that would entail

going back to name brand advil after completing a bottle of generic ibuprofen…the candy coating is just delicious

snap crackle and pop (rice krispies elves) are a throuple

did you guys know that hawaiian punch does not freeze until -35 degrees celsius

there is no way to look hot/cool/mysterious/sexy while eating shoestring fries. this is part of the reason why they are objectively the worst fries

riding in the uber past apartment buildings and you can kinda see in the windows and they’re all having little gatherings and i just think that’s so cute honestly

they are doing some crazy things at the peeps factory

i need places to be open late again even if i do not plan to personally avail myself to them at a late hour. i just feel it is important for the urban culture.

who said “everything is about sex, except sex, which is about power”

“she is such a good actor. you just totally believe her” - my dad on taylor dearden playing dr. melissa “mel” king

tiffany ”new york” pollard

the straight men at suburban gyms are simply fascinating, ethnographically

we are on a planet in space

this is where i was when i heard about pam bondi being fired

lunch 😍