i hate crowds, i go to the gym, i hate crowds at the gym, and i LOVE january resolutioners at the gym. they generally nice, generally avoidable, and are trying something new to better themselves, a thing which many are too scared to do. i better not hear any of you talking shit about them!!!

the thing at the beginning of the food video where you scrape a knife or a spoon or whatever on top of the food item to show how crispy something is….we’re leaving that in 2025 btw

i should have gotten those cutwater long islands for last night

lighting some palo santo while running the “first clean” setting on the new frigidaire crunchy chewy nugget ice maker i got for christmas. with these tools, surely i have everything i need for 2026

would love a bagel if you can believe it

me and who

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS UPDATES: more drama in my mentions ✅ drink water one time ✅

today is thursday btw

happy new year don’t get hit by a horse

Venmo me $15 and I’ll live stream what Chad and all his college friends are doing in his bedroom

years are fake but weeks are real

how many things on that “summer bucket list 2017” found in an urban outfitters dressing room did you guys accomplish in 2025? 13/42 here - does anyone know where i can pet a giraffe?

in 2025 i grew a mustache and took my first full body n*de photograph, but that’s about it. is there anything i can do today to check something else off the list

this app is TESTING me tonight

i worked on the first version of the taco bell app. it is the only thing i’m proud of

is there some kind of an effigy for this year that i can physically destroy

i’ve taken a classic silhouette and updated it with a commitment to showcasing women who are strong

do i have any phoenix area bloomfs

realizing on my way out the door that this outfit is nearly identical to one that i received a JUG (Justice Under God) for wearing in high school

i love sleeping in my own bed so much it’s crazy

how is Country Strong not available on streaming or in our vast dvd library…i have never seen it and i am desperate. does someone have a Country Strong connection

i had a gimlet last night to feel like betty draper (glamorous) and awoke to find myself feeling once again like betty draper (hungover)

i need a version of the little find your phone beep thing on apple watch but for the diet coke i just opened

“nothing better than being 38 on the moon!” - @bongrot.bsky.social

me when scruff introduced hashtags

would anyone like to come over and unpack and do all the laundry and stuff while i order food and just kind of hang out nearby

co-sign all

should i delete all my posts and start over for 2026 like when singers do this on instagram for a new album

i’ve never been more ready to be back in chicago than i am on this drive back to chicago

happy holidays from all of us at #teamfish including mrs. (kathi) fish, residential specialist and me, chris

gn bloomfs

“if meredith marks were really on top of it as a dj she would work something like this in, to really like, get the crowd going” - ryan, watching a daisy sour cream commercial

trying to lift something…other than a fork for a change!! (she’s so sick of me)

you’re laughing. it’s national use up your leftovers in a jell-o salad week and you’re laughing

i find myself inside a missouri bed bath and body works where i just learned about and am desperately trying to find any product in the scent “football season” PLEASE bloomfs have any of you smelt a “football season” product from bath and body works: the men’s shop

this is me but unironically

I was trying to take a picture in front of the missouri christmas lasers but got the angle wrong. anyway hi

how was everyone’s boxing day

there has been some concern in the bloomf community but when I said I was shaving b*lls that does not mean shaving b*sh. here i can prove it merry christmas

i need to plan a vacation where I can get #tan do any bloomfs have a compound

i swear to god all of these little snatched christmas thirst traps you guys are posting today better have been taken a week ago or my carboloaded ass is gonna jump off the roof

nothing better than a glass of #redwine

only one oomf has complimented me today so far but there’s still time and it’s an inexpensive gift

its dawning on me that maybe part of the reason why certain communities struggle with wrapping gifts is that wrapping gifts is primarily an exercise in planning and accurate measurement

merry christmas from all of us at @chrissayshi.bsky.social

joy to the world? you’re telling me the lord is WHAT???

two espresso martinis out of the most absurd martini glasses ama

every time you guys say something out of line i light my “Dear God…” candle and take a deep sigh

some highly specific merchandise for sale (and on sale — 30% off!) at the local walgreens if anyone needs a last minute gift