hello! my name is chris i am 5’9.5” and i am looking to be on a boat today, may 30, 2026. if you have a boat i can get on today, may 30, 2026, please let me know! pros: I would bring a positive energy to the boat and I could also bring some dr pepper zero to drink on the boat. cons: none! 💫 🫶

do you guys see the resemblance here

uh oh this thc seltzers got me thinking about deleting all social media again

vivacious for the win

sorry for bedhead should i take a shower and get ready today or no (it’s 3:45 pm and i am loving this dr pepper zero)

everyone on here seems to be having a really bad day…what if we all went to big chicks tomorrow night

i scrolled to a random day in 2019 and it had - macy gray at market days - a screenshot of an unhinged recipe from martha stewart - a screenshot of a jira ticket i was tagged in (assuming this was done in my pocket) - a picture of a sandwich - a house i was touring but ultimately did not purchase

So excited for this

posters workshop: which of these should make it out of the drafts today

marked safe from buying another Polarizing Shoe due to the fact that it was sold out in my size

oh thank god martina mcbride is out

can anyone tell me why this used blu-ray of silkwood is $41.99

what the fuck is this. what does this mean. i don't want this. i am not enjoying AI Companion Basic i have no idea what that means and i would never want an AI Companion of any kind, basic or otherwise. this has got me heated i'm gonna go buy a dvd or something

I have much in common with Ado Annie from Rodgers & Hammerstein’s landmark musical “Oklahoma!”

guy in front of me at the gym adding a very good thirst trap to his instagram story should i add him and fire react

realizing weeks later that a large chunk of discourse i was seeing allusions to on the skyline (but never actually seeing) was driven by an account i have muted 🧘‍♂️

i regret to inform you that there is yet another day happening today

in a bad mood and gonna block one of you for fun

i hate my television set so much i want to run it over with a car

live-in oomf ordered this print of george michael cruising which arrived today after being shipped from london, england

perhaps given my ongoing struggle with heartburn, chipotle was not the right choice for lunch but that’s just the type of girl i’ve always been…i live freely and i love without abandon and i choose to follow my joy and chase the light in the stars and follow the river where it leads me because yolo

is this discourse?

i ate one small dish of ice cream last night and have had unrelenting heartburn for the past 12 hours. bad omen for summer i fear

ran into a beloved oomf two days in a row and he said “oh! it’s…you again” and that is ultimately the kind of energy i traffic in

if you could only hook up with one member of nsync who would it be and why is it joey fatone

my posting is skewing more curmudgeonly than usual today so here are some photographs of frankie, my beagle daughter, to repent. sometimes she just stops mid-walk to take it all in.

those “magic” acts on americas got talent or wherever where it’s just a woman changing into different dresses…why do these keep happening

what the fuck is a dot cake

the “pizza chips” of it all

“put God first and can't forget to stay real…to me, it's like breathing” - jennifer lopez

they are playing “beautiful” by christina aguilera at the ice cream shoppe

you guys would not believe the way chad just said “edith piaf”

had a little sodie at the beach

hello! my name is chris i am 5’9.5” and i am looking to be on a boat today, may 25, 2026. if you have a boat i can get on today, memorial day, please let me know! pros: I would bring a positive energy to the boat and I could also bring some dr pepper zero to drink on the boat. cons: none! 💫 🫶

jesus finding about judas:

let's name them Chicago Eagle and Eagle Chicago

“are you ready to jump? get ready to jump” - madonna, in “jump”

these are absolutely that girl btw

i’m spinning around! move out of my way - kylie minogue

note: kylie explores getting out of my way as its own topic in “get outta my way” — in “spinning around” getting out of my way is only covered as it relates to needing room for spinning around

thunderpuss or else

an under-discussed yet gorgeous truth about ordering a pizza is that if you order it one size larger than what your current meal dictates, this will allow you to have a fridge full of leftover pizza to snack on in the subsequent days. many do not know this. i call it “meal prep”

quietly beginning my campaign

there are IMLs everywhere for those with eyes to see

if i got a pizza would anyone want to come over and watch moonstruck

btw obviously i looked for the douche ball at the iml market but unfortunately i didn’t see it

I think about this exchange way too much for the average person.

if it happened *after* i left the iml market and just am sitting on my couch i am going to be so mad

as an ally but a non participant i never know what to wear to iml (i’m wearing a lilith fair crew t-shirt because it’s black and vaguely lgbtq)