Love getting a “workforce reduction starting in the new year” email immediately followed by a “holiday celebration save the date” email…. Mama government communications are a messssssss

The costume dinner party scene did not work on RHOSLC this week

The Muppets... lets talk about that

A Criterion Collection edition of every interview Celine Dion did with Larry King

I was wondering how they were going to humanize Val without Mickey…. Guess that wasn’t the plan anyway!

Shouldn’t have had two coffees before noon can’t stfu

I don’t need a man for anything (except to help me carry my old mattress down to the dumpster)

Can someone cross stitch my wifi network and password for me

Remember when a photo was taken of me for a residence building thing and then the university used the picture to make me the face of learning disabilities without my knowledge… that was camp

People take Spotify Wrapped/Apple Replay so seriously… what happened to FUN

Going to a sold out screening of Orson Welles best movie tonight ☺️☺️☺️

Got a new mattress and the bags under my eyes are already shrinking… I love my life

In Wicked 2 I wish houses would have fallen on more of them

Hayley Williams seems so cool and on paper I should love her, but man the music does not hit for me

Madonna should have won a Grammy for her delivery of “Hey Britney they say you wanna lose control wellcomeoverhereigotsomethingtoshowya”

Will never recover from Dr. Wendy’s scammer name being Pam Olive

Switched rice brands and now I’m bad at cooking rice again

Shattering a glass bottle and then having to mop it up with shards of glass in it is crazy… like what do you mean I’m reenacting the pivotal scene of Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscar nominated performance in JOY

And the Oscar for best original song goes to… “Zoo” by Shakira

That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about

Having to wake up earlier for my part time job on the weekends than I do for my full time job… cursed. Anyway, how would you like your eggs?

Fred MacMurray’s performance in Double Indemnity just doesn’t have the juice

Has the woman waiting for the subway while listening to disco tits video made its way to Bluesky?

Just gay gasped because I saw a new Wendy’s location

gay guy hockey show being a crave original is so funny to me i am laughing

Western society freaked exactly one thing, and it was accept The Muppets are working actors and not puppets

Intermission at The Muppet Christmas Carol. I’ve been crying for an hour straight!!! Michael Caine I love you!!!

Toronto traffic… more subway lines PLEASE

Would you believe I tried on 8 shirts before I left the house to go sit in the dark and watch a movie

Had to give up my 902 number to get a cheaper phone plan 😔😔😔

Now that gay hockey is having a moment it feels like a good time to bring up that I played hockey for 11 years

Do I get a glass of white wine at The Muppet Christmas Carol w/ an orchestra or do I take an edible??

Now, who tried to break into my Instagram account at 4am

Canada’s Drag Race having good runways? Season 2 teasssss

I stand by my belief that not enough Britney albums have "Radar" on it

Tonight is Moon’s night at her other dad’s place

Gonna be honest here, don’t think anything this award season is for me

A Thanksgiving remake of Robyn’s “Dopamine” called “Tryptophan”

That’s Showbiz, Baby! The Encore out next Friday with 8 new tracks!!!! I love u JADE

LOVE my WFH days. What do you mean I get to have my coffee break in my cozies, with my dog, next to my Christmas tree?!?!?

You know what I’m thankful for? That clip of Liza on Larry King where the caller said they were a theatre major and Liza couldn’t help but IJBOL

Muppet Christmas Carol with an orchestra on Friday 😁😁😁 who’s ready to cry

Steroids really do make 28 year olds look like a hot 50 year old

I got a new mattress and my quality of life immediately went up

As far as fake pop stars from animated movies go, Gazelle and Powerline only make hits

Katy Perry terrorizing the family of a Real Housewife of Dallas.. you love to see it

Time to decorate my tree for the second time!!!!! (lights didn’t work the first time)

Scheana Shay being a human punchline for 11 seasons of Vanderpump Rules... that's tv history

Liza outsold.

loved this episode of the simpsons