I mistakenly thought my layover airport was going to have a chili’s 😭

Gwen Stefani said “MOON” lets celebrate THAT 🌙

Had a great weekend, but Vegas has a dark sided energy lol

Going on a first date to a No Doubt concert was dreamy

Need to get home and tell moon about no doubt

Goodnight

No Doubt night 2

Miranda Lambert saw No Doubt last night??? Didn’t see that coming

I’ve never needed a nap more in my life

Las Vegas is an escalator graveyard… how are they all broken ?

Could be personally huge for me

Ordered a pina colada by the pool and got a bill for $36

I only ever use the apps when I’m travelling and I can’t believe people use this shit daily. Grindr is unusable lmaoool

All the straight men in Vegas are 5’5

Not in a conceited way, but I am always at my most attractive when on a solo vacation

Gonna go poop in the Vanderpump Hotel lobby bathroom

Vegas lowkey more Lynchian than Twin Peaks

Do I go alone to a gay bar in Vegas… yes/no?

Why did I cry twice during the first act of Dita Von Teese’s burlesque show

In the Kylie Minogue residency room

Vegas is crazy, what do you mean there’s a smoking section in the airport?

I got a matte topcoat for my nail polish and my quality of life just jumped up

Abercrombie lets you control the lighting in their change rooms… a transformative shopping experience

Only packing my three favourite colours for Vegas (black, denim, and leopard)

Trying to decide what caftan to bring to Vegas

Dua Lipa Radical Optimism summer incoming

The way my outfit for No Doubt is gonna eat up the girlies in the pit

Pre-travel Moon separation anxiety kicking in bad!!!!!!!

Need a new pair of white sneakers. Hate shoe shopping.

Rulla signing up for a reality TV show while actively trying to hide/deny her husband's affair is wild behaviour

Cynthia Bailey showing up mad as hell every 6 seasons on RHOA... I love her so much.

Rulla still being fulltime on RHORI and not a friend of after calling in sick 3 times in the first 7 episodes... wild

TDWP2 was enjoyable!

If you had no concept of pop culture, and you were shown the all stars 11 premiere you would believe LaToya at the Moulin Rouge was bigger than the Eras Tour

Addicted to never talking about my actual 9-5 job, but always bringing up my brunch gig

Might celebrate mother's day by taking a big fat edible and going to see grey gardens in theatres

Every movie (all three lmao) made about Cape Breton Island are completely psychotic

“Houdini” is a song about being a service top

Dua Lipa is a pop savant

Bertolli olive oil has stepped its pussy up

Paddington Bear:

Me, saving up my allowance to buy Hole’s Live Through This in 2002

Should I go buy chips?

New Charli song unlistenable (compliment)

Gossiping with Jo-Ellen would heal me

moved the couch while Moon was at her other dad's house and she is FURIOUS

Candi Staton... an all timer voice

when my thighs busted through my inner short lining during the half-marathon

One time I worked at a restaurant on the Halifax waterfront, and some dumbasses from a cruise ship gave the entire restaurant staff norovirus to the point where people were throwing up off the wharf into the water because there were no more bathrooms available lol

Been fighting with my bank for 5 (five) months to change my multifactor authentication phone number on file after I changed my number…. They can’t do it because they need me to tell them the code they are sending to the old number