Nothing puts me in a bad mood quite like the subway being down

Whoever came up with the idea to mix honey and mustard is a genius

Mariah Carey's Butterfly is a masterpiece and should be required learning for young gays

The third slice of bread in a clubhouse sandwich is unnecessary

Someday Madonna should write a musical with Dita, her Erotica-era alter ego, as the main character

Crystal winning the challenge last night was more suspect than any of Ginger's wins last season.

Need ramen and industrial strength air conditioning

The sequel to Stop! That! Train! has practically written itself

Drag Race guest judge tonight

Manifesting another viral Tinashe hit this summer

ITS COOL ENOUGH TO TAKE MOON ON HER WALK TONIGHT LETS CELEBRATE THAT

What’s up with jacked straight dudes always having the tiniest lil calves

Me, confronting my parents on why my name is Ben and not Benjamin

Russell Crowe in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World:

The only thing missing from Confessions II is a song about Madonna Bootcamp

“Danceteria” renders the potential Madonna biopic redundant, can’t imagine a better way of telling her story than an absolute banger

Not “Mom, so confusing”

Confessions II really kinda becomes Erotica II for the last few songs

Guaranteed spot on my year end pop culture list

I have a new favourite Madonna lyric. It’s in “Danceteria” where she sings “Debi Mazar”

Trying to force myself to stay awake until midnight so I can listen to the new testament

Kelly Osbourne tore just this one time

Gene Tierney facecard crazy

A heatwave AND fireworks? It's just not Moon's day

Love to check the new releases at the first of the month on the Criterion Channel only to then immediately search to see if they've added back Mildred Pierce

It looks less live-action and less good than the animated one lol

the heat

Black Eyed Peas greatest hits era with Fergie could heal us all

🇨🇦Favourite Moments in Canadian Pop Culture🇨🇦

That one RuPaul song where he sings “this is the beginning of the rest of July”

If I had an incredible head of hair I would simply never be in a bad mood

i mostly only travel while in the midst of a menty b... but London was particularly great for this

off 2 get my weekly hot dog from the two gay daddy farmers

A crisp lager, a Cobb salad, and 100 pages of The Year of Magical Thinking, king?

Ass/thighs getting big enough that I’m going to need new short shorts for next year

Only posting about Madonna and my dog (moon) this week

Celebrating Madonna week by going to see Truth or Dare in theatres (I love 2 theme dress)

Had my best pride weekend ever (didn’t interact with gay people)

Madonna has regained some of her British accent... we've never been so back

Took the day off work to spend it sitting on the couch and watching America's Test Kitchen compare various types of capers

the goat

She would have been fierce in a reformer Pilates class

Having gay dinner (chicken Caesar salad and a Diet Coke)

Moon is back from her other father’s so I got to introduce her to the other moon

Would’ve been so cunt if he said “drowning in the Hudson River”

So the moon wall decor is a little bigger than anticipated

Missed my mouth and poured my coffee on my lap 😔 my butt looked nice in those shorts and now I gotta change

Everything from Charli's new album sounds like it would get played on a 2000s high school show on the CW

I love when Little Mix makes music that sounds like they remembered Great Britain is an island

Making dinner for two for one while listening to pop vinyls and drinking a thc cream soda…. Love my life!