tossing my hair in a bun, drinking some coffee, putting on EUSEXA, and handling it

CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this

there are cars that’re more employable than me

me after he makes me squirt:

of course dua lipa queen of travel got married in a carmen sandiego hat

in another life, i would have really liked just eating shareables and handhelds with you

any shared toilet is a community to be organized

now and forever

Wow Florida attacking a queer business owner during pride month… read the room

my parents have never changed the water filter in their fridge…that they purchased in 2015……..

if i was in the back rooms i would be hella farting ngl

has anyone with power and/or money considered doing something good? i think that’d be a welcome development

SUCC SUCC 91 on the number plate

the two genders: girls & not girls 🙂‍↕️

life atm

once a year I have a truly exceptional caesar salad that keeps me hooked on the caesar salad crapshoot

im kinda like if a baby was left behind at a gas station

You guys into this kinda thing

Doula Peep

Growing up I always knew I wanted to use my one wild and precious life to seek validation from gay guys on the internet

just sown some seeds of discontent. anyone know how long these take to grow?

one of those dogs that speaks by pressing buttons: me…transgender… owner: where did you even get that one

Would

Paul W. Downs has a wife…

cannot fathom having a strong opinion on Diet Coke vs. Coke Zero, or even Coke vs. Pepsi tbh

one of my biggest concerns about the heat is everyone having their windows open and my neighbours hearing me farting all day and night

Some Loads Refused

Suzanne Vega releases “Luka” 39 years ago this weekend. She said she once received a fan letter about it: “Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince”

the US Supreme Court on December 12, 2000:

“open the schools!” i regret to inform you that the schools are indeed open...and these are the results!

have you ever farted and felt better

Feeling like this dog

watching High Potential…learning Daniel Sunjata is a 9/11 truther…i’m receiving the signals……..

like this post if you’ve ever manipulated me 🤕

Today is Ona Judge Day. While the United States gears up for its 250th celebration, which inevitably includes the likes of George Washington, Ona Judge made her escape on May 21, 1796. The Washington household attempted her capture several times, but she was never caught. Forever free

sure sure

last night was a Janus film movie

Happy 80th birthday to the legendary Cher.

i strongly believe ur display name on a microblogging website should be either (1) your name or some variation/play on it, and/or (2) a completely unique moniker. miss me with that “gene parmesan” “ned flanders” etc. bullshit

Fergie (the Duchess)

me trying to impress bear trade

in a pretty bad place rn (on the interstate in Wisconsin)