If a 27 year old woman was randomly killed on the streets of Capitol Hill by *anything* other than a motor vehicle it would be all over the front pages this morning. Cars are the thing that make me fear the most for my safety in this city and yet this is how the local paper of record responds.

Guy at the shawarma shop gave me a free falafel sample and side of garlic sauce 👰🏻‍♂️

Instagram showing me another unbelievably hot guy in an ad for a construction or plumbing company 1000 miles away with 114 views and 6 likes

Im at the chipotle that makes you gay

Coworker turned on the playlist I made at work, depression cured

One of my favorite things to do is start cooking dinner at 10:48 pm

Just ate a really good bagel 😎👍

I don't think I should have to go to work today

Checking things off my to do list like it's nothing what has gotten into me

You know the Democrats will be all about "healing" the country in '28, but we cannot heal if we do not have accountability for crimes. Every ICE agent must be held accountable, every politician, every fascist enabler and bootlicker. We need a Nuremberg and we need a leader who can make it happen.

Does anybody think going to work is a good thing I love lady gaga

I'm going to find xena warrior princess and I'm going to watch it

Think I gained about 20 lbs this week, have never felt better in my whole entire life who won't to kiss

Shoulder hurts kinda and I'm looking for someone to blame. Sound off in the comments if you cursed or hexed me in the past couple days

I met a celebrity yesterday

On the train if you can believe that

Turned OFF the Christmas music at work and turned ON caroline polachek

They should invent a way to fall back asleep when you wake up too early

Bar playing inside out by spoon hello god thank you for this day amen

The only place hornier than the airport is the train to the airport

I love watching the same three tv shows over and over again without ever trying anything new ❤️

hands in jacket pockets is so goated when walking around in comfort and style is the vibe

Already flopping so hard today what's that all about

Having bad handwriting is gay rights

Man at the grocery store saw we were reaching for all the same produce, looked at me and said "soup day?" 👰🏻‍♂️

Does someone want to be my boyfriend for the day so you can do the grocery shopping while I run my other errands

Watching a guy use a gas powered leaf blower to blow around puddles of water

Why is everyone talking about gay hockey all of a sudden what happened in the last 24 hours

Someone could come bring me a sandwich right now or at any time

I know it gets said a lot and is kind of a trendy thing to hate but genuinely leaf blowers are going to turn me into the joker

Purple is such a beautiful color do you guys ever look at the color purple and think "wow yep thats a beautiful color"

taking an edible and doing a little hobby. Oh and also listening to some music btw 😁 crazy how life is allowed to be fun sometimes

Oooh shock it break it baby, electric lady, electric lady.....

and you did it at my birthday dinner

I should be allowed to take a little nap

Did you guys know you are allowed to do hobbies instead of just freaking out all the time ? Im just figuring this out

oh you thought this was a rabbit

Soup posting again what else is new

I get genuinely emotional every time I finish eating a big pot of soup I made 🥲 end of an era

Does this make anyone else tear up

Just remembered I have a day off tomorrow . Life is worth living btw

hey does anyone want to give me $121.75

Stepping out of my comfort zone and being nervous about it

Music is so powerful

Seattle can have little a socialist mayor as a treat

This butternut squash soup I made is so good :) I love eating soup and enjoying my life!

If I were a democratic senator I would try using my brain and being smart

Ok we do still need good news in Seattle please 🥲 pls keep us in ur election night thoughts n prayers if u still have any to give

My need to stop spending money has been eclipsed by my need for banh mi

Extremely hot man at the dispensary gave me an employee discount bc he saw that my birthday is tomorrow 😵‍💫