They are trying to kill me by giving me a sore throat during pride month

Forgot to get little chocolates for after dinner when I went to the store earlier today. What even is the point

Growing up I always knew I wanted to use my one wild and precious life to seek validation from gay guys on the internet

Moroccan mint flip it around wonderful wtea

Gay guy emergency I need to listen to Britney Spears glory

Incredible stuff happening in Seattle

Where do gay guys in their 30s buy shorts these days

they don't make late 90s tv shows about three sisters who discover they are powerful witches and have to defeat warlocks and demons anymore. what changed?

I'm such a little freak for kombucha right now

The bad part about living in an apartment is being able to smell my what my neighbors are cooking and not being able to eat it

Made a lil curry chicken salad for lunch for the week and absolutely freaked it

It's coco & breezy girl spring yep that's right

Success rate off the charts for this activity here

I'm nothing without my bidet

Leaf blowers you mean the coward's broom

It's straight people day at the grocery store

Garlic bagel second lunch yep that's right

There are so many different problems with this but like this is just an insane thing to propose on earth day???

I love having perfect taste in music

happy banh mi sunday to all who celebrate

They should invent a way to live close to all your friends while also living close to your family

Hung up by Madonna

Car full of teens absolutely scream singing along blasting timber by Kesha and pitbull yes that's exactly right

I'll describe myself in one word thank you very much: nicky b :)

Imagine if I took a little nap today

first light rail on a floating bridge anywhere in the world btw 😳

Guy at the teriyaki shop gave me a little pack of crackers with my yakisoba 🥺👰🏻‍♂️

Sometimes I use my travel mug to drink my coffee even when I'm not going anywhere 😜

I am so good at buying Nintendo switch games when they're on sale and then never playing them

Im being so normal on the bus right now

Being responsible and making dinner even though I want to get take out so bad please clap

Girlies does anyone want a sweet little birth chart reading? I know it is not everyone's cup of tea but your boy is strapped for cash and only has so many marketable skills. Pls feel free to DM if you have any interest also here's a pic of me walkin 2 work the other day

Been to the chipotle near my work so often that they have just started making my order right when I walk in 🥴

It's actually illegal for me to learn how to trim my mustache in a way that looks good

If a 27 year old woman was randomly killed on the streets of Capitol Hill by *anything* other than a motor vehicle it would be all over the front pages this morning. Cars are the thing that make me fear the most for my safety in this city and yet this is how the local paper of record responds.

Guy at the shawarma shop gave me a free falafel sample and side of garlic sauce 👰🏻‍♂️

Instagram showing me another unbelievably hot guy in an ad for a construction or plumbing company 1000 miles away with 114 views and 6 likes

Im at the chipotle that makes you gay

Coworker turned on the playlist I made at work, depression cured

One of my favorite things to do is start cooking dinner at 10:48 pm

Just ate a really good bagel 😎👍

I don't think I should have to go to work today

Checking things off my to do list like it's nothing what has gotten into me

You know the Democrats will be all about "healing" the country in '28, but we cannot heal if we do not have accountability for crimes. Every ICE agent must be held accountable, every politician, every fascist enabler and bootlicker. We need a Nuremberg and we need a leader who can make it happen.

Does anybody think going to work is a good thing I love lady gaga

I'm going to find xena warrior princess and I'm going to watch it

Think I gained about 20 lbs this week, have never felt better in my whole entire life who won't to kiss

Shoulder hurts kinda and I'm looking for someone to blame. Sound off in the comments if you cursed or hexed me in the past couple days

I met a celebrity yesterday

On the train if you can believe that