Hey guys does anyone else love getting 10,000 times their daily recommended sodium every single hour. I feel so alive

Learning some things on Hilary duff's Wikipedia page

I'm soo good at scrolling on my phone all day

I will not be posting my thoughts on pop music here if you want my opinion you can Venmo me $5

Real giant grilled cheese hours again tonight

Grilled cheese and butternut squash soup.... how decadent 😍

Music is so powerful

Just remembered you are allowed to listen to music when you want to so that's what I am doing

Making butternut squash soup today btw

🚨 Marcia cross in this episode of murder she wrote 🚨

Why does this keep happening to me it is against the law

Oh my god I wanna know what it feels like... just an inch away from living a dream life. The only thing that's separating you and me tonight AH 😲☝️ is an ocean of tears

This is true and it's because of cars I'm not even kidding

Hey girl how did your choices go

This is so stupid lmfao. mind your own damn business Pete!!!!

And if I bought another little plant at the grocery store so what?

Something that's important to keep in mind during all this: you make me dance, bring me up, bring me down, play it sweet make me move like a freak, mr saxobeat

guy at the burger shop I keep going to knows what sauce I like with my fries time to move across the country again ?

Wild Ginger appearing on the bsky timeline... A deep piece of Nicky b lore is hidden within the walls of this restaurant that I went to one single time in 2011

I want to love the post office so much why do they keep ruining my life

Little trip down memory lane today visiting this song from like 2018

Imagine if me from two hours ago remembered to get rice at the grocery store and then I wouldn't have to go back to the grocery store again right now

If you force me to see a cyber truck because you are driving one around or have parked one in a parking lot that I am walking past you should be legally required to pay me $15,000

Accidentally refreshed instagram while I was watching a cute cat video and now I'll never get it back

On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable

Basically what we're gonna do is dance

Does anyone want to send me $20

Top 10 songs that make you cry

I love watering my plants drink up my little guys

Not to mention, sprawl creates fascists. Who’s more likely to be aggrieved and vengeful? The guy who walks to the store and has a drink at the bar and chats with people, or the guy who sits in traffic all day and views other people as obstacles in his way?

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)

Could someone cover my shift at the stressing out about things I can't control factory tonight please I still need to make dinner

Tove Lo sunshine kitty

Forgot to get coffee grounds yesterday so I am having the teeny tiniest pot of coffee today

Me about to eat dinner: I'm so excited! Oh yeah 😄 Me just after eating dinner: woah that was so good

Ever since turning 30 a few years ago everything makes me cry for some reason? Fighting for my life holding back tears because I saw families playing in the park??

Just saw an insane instagram post

I love sitting down and hanging out and relaxing. Right now I'm sitting in a chair what are you guys up to?

When they abbreviate "secretary" as "secy" I'm sorry that just doesn't sit right to me

Diva in the kitchen

I can't read that new instagram font everyone is using

Made good pesto

New cafe car 👀😳

the angriest replies I've ever received on the internet was in april of 2020 when I posted this meme

People complaining about not having a song of the summer when Kylie Minogue's whole discography is sitting right there

Got up this morning and the first thing I thought was "ooh can't wait to make some coffee" then I paced around the apartment for 3 hours while I thought about making coffee. Happy to report I'm finally making coffee

I looove clearing my throat I am always like *ahem ahem* 🧐

Seattle is so funny lol