had 3 different kind of arepas today

yall know im bloomf down

F1 was sooooooo bad the fact that it got nominated….dpmo

flight was delayed 16 hours but we still made it

im an escape goat

jortina dupree

this is gonna be sooooo bad

joan of ark is to lesbians what st. sebastian is to gay men

every time my boss wants to call me unexpectedly Im always like So basically he’s calling to fire you without warning

hopefully its better than strange way of life……….

you better lay low

gimme! gimme! gimme!/ hung up being the best songs ever created, everyone else needs just give it up

i swear my upstairs neighbor is vacuuming at 11PM

gooning to the possibility of a better world

i’m about 8 hydroflasks tall

picking up lunch at onigiri shop while listening to my city pop playlist

started the first book the wheel of time series, wish me luck 😮‍💨

ok but unironically, if well run, i love meetings

ok but he cant be doing all this if hes not actually sucking dick its gone too far

unpopular opinion but i could not finish this it was so boring

2 weeks vacation to Colombia finally got approved by boss

i said your fucking baby’s gonna burn

phoebe waller-bridge we need Crashing season 2 please

who wants to play lets pretend bugonia is chasing us

the day a new fire emblem game has good writing…its over for you hoes

the body tea keeps a score

why was i kinda rooting for that guy to fall to his death live on netflix last night

high asf

Lois is so kind ❤️

the just got sick + extreme cold weather is just great

going out to a sports bar to watch hockey…heated rivalrys impact

see when you’re a legend…

And nothing for taydolf…

good bloomf gone bad

IF i was your bloomf

is anybody

cooking without youtube

la isla bloomfita

not a sleeper build, more a sleeping build

my fire emblem hot take is i hate reclassing

started using moroccan oil and now i smell like old lady

its esoteric asf outside

in 2026 im becoming ambidextrous

shes beautiful

these balls were made for cumming

overall happy with the candr winner, i wouldve been ok with 3/4 of the top 4 winning

musical terrorism

physiotherapist immediately clocking my asymmetrical shoulders and traps

suffer eternally or kill your entire family