last two hours felt like this but it was a hit

im sorry but if you’re “homemade appetizer” includes store bought puff pastry, you basically made box mac n cheese

gays dont even ask if youre a top or a bottom anymore, instead they ask whats your favorite Janet Jackson deep cut

#nw on the big screen

who’s Madonna?

cooking for 18 people tomorrow wish me luck

the careful tight rope of how many follow up questions you can ask your coworker through Teams before they just call you

had a beautiful moment of community at my friend’s bar last night but it’s back to work today

wheres oklou?

i wanna win. i want that trophy.

love when the ball’s not in my court

ok google show me boobs

got gold at the chopped olympics

nina

new season of culinary class wars

making Ina Garten’s deep dish pussy

just made seizure salad dressing

old man in the sauna said I have a great body but I have a small ass and should do more leg day

my pick for best supporting actor is Josh O’connor’s slutty neck tattoo in Wake Up Dead Man

love the idea of “getting into” something

honestly who gives a fuck

revisiting this timeless classic open.spotify.com/album/76290X...

this existentialist anthem open.spotify.com/track/6bZPQH...

i’ve yet to finish pokemon z-a…..

why is store bought kim chi so nasty

lot of meat at the meat market (gym) today

had two drinks at work party and shed all my social anxiety, becoming the most charming person in the world i <3 alcohol

and you dont seem to understand…..

half work day + company holiday party tonight

it’s 9:11 make a wish!

made Claire Saffitz sugar dirt bombs and they turned out fab

so about spotify wrapped…

this chop hoe…

me vs watching cooking shows while hungry

i wish i had a cunty name like Svetlana

this might be a stupid question but for my gym bro oomfs should i be taking protein shakes/bars even on days i dont work out?

going from candr to the gay hockey show…doesnt get more homosexual canadian than this

josh o’connor from wake up dead man i have received your subliminal messages i am coming to your house

ray of light listenings is now

taydolf playing in the barbershop..is nothing sacred

randomly won 100$ gift card at work

and i thought season 2 was bad…

what’s everyone password 👀

it’s gay asf for a man to drink kombucha

tried a different recipe and turned out so much better (ignore the hole)

9…..11

pink tip like ariana, green pussy like elphaba

te quiero dar como yaoi

made focaccia for the first time and it turned out not so great