the United States government is making my Minneapolis neighborhood dramatically more dangerous for every single person and that's not what they're supposed to be for

Abolishing ICE is the modest, quiet, peaceful option and you can’t post the others in this country

BG3 >>>>>>>> Stranger Things and it isn't even close

Disarm, disband, and prosecute ICE

if you're crazy though, you could also imagine living in a nation where the government understands implicitly that it has obligations and duties towards those it governs, and that this requires, i don't know, taking responsibility. admitting fault. reining in its agents. imposing consequences

The Democrat who gets my vote will have one platform: We're putting all these fuckers in jail when elected.

if you do not want to watch the video, go to settings > content and media and uncheck the "autoplay videos and gifs" box right now

yeah that video is fucked up. that is straight up murder

coworker 1: you seen the alcock supergirl? coworker 2: (misunderstanding) oh yeah

these ugly liars slandering their own murder victim. i cannot say what i think but i am thinking it very loudly

i think every ice agent should

[seeing a guy trip] ok millie bobby ground

It's very clear from the commentary exploding on the timeline right now that hardly anyone outside Chicago knows ICE shot and killed a man in his car here in the fall. It's probably not your fault—too much news. But if you're choosing to jump in & *report* today, please contextualize. Thanks.

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

ICE reportedly shot someone at Portland and 33/34. Mspt saying bullets, could be less lethal 20+ agents on site, MPD and ambulances responding. Helicopters overhead

the trump administration has seized the blarney stone. somehow 600 norwegians ended up as collateral damage despite being hundreds of kilometers away. they're taking it to glendale arizona. they're setting up an official kalshi bet to see who can guess what's inside

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closing tabs and wondering what bullshit i was thinking up with a "ja'mal green bus" wiki search

if i were this guy i would definitely release a statement starting with, "i'm bursting with joy, much like"

trump take winnings on predicting actions of american imperialism

he's got weeks of gooning to catch up on

u guys can wait if u want

my boyfriend is watching better call saul and he's at the point i stopped watching (my fault!) so now we're finishing the show together and oh man. ohhhhhhhh man

They say Chicago is dangerous and yet we have not dealt with Rahm

Jiminy Glick: people say you hate your wife. But I think that's not really true. Would you like to clarify that you only hate your wife's race? JD Vance: uhhh Jiminy: You worked with Glenn Close. Did she ever judge you?

looks like platos gone woke

getting a year added because i said "ok judgica chastain" at my sentencing

This guy was so into wax play everyone stopped going to the moonlit fertility orgy

me, an immigrant, watching people who said they'd deport me get shipped off to greenland

Just how bad is Grok's nonconsensual porn problem? Musk's AI chatbot is generating another sexualized image of someone without their permission every single minute:

Horny aliens:

someone's sticking that anime girlfriend jar up their ass. don't let it be you

this fucking paper lol

i really really enjoy how much these people hate the pope because he came into the vatican with the radical message "i think jesus would want us to be good people"

they're going to do this and invade mexico. these people need to be stopped no matter what it takes

i hope saga anderson is having the best life

Canada... we thank u for your culture

i'm really enjoying divinity original sin 2 the people at larian know how to get me invested in a sociopathic lizard

this new, game-changing evolution in generative AI means that your friendly computer companion will only tell you to end your life and the lives of those you love if you and they are 17 years or older

quigley should definitely run for mayor and lose that's a solid plan for a guy like quigley

i keep thinking about how both star wars shows and heated rivalry used on set virtual production and how it always looks like shit in SW but you probably would never know heated rivalry did the same if someone hadn't told you

the worst part of jan 6 is ashli didn't even get to shit her pants that day. she died before her evening diapering

I have to admit I was getting confused by these jokes because I was thinking of Lorena Bobbitt, who cut her husband's dick off

first thing Dave Filoni does is ask an LLM "what are some good star wars movies." he sees the output and gets pumped. he's got this. he really does. little does he know this was the last thing kennedy did before retiring

i've had some amazing food in the UK as an adult, but as a kid? some awful shit. however you could say the same thing about a lot of parts of this country. the anglosphere didn't discover flavor until around 2002

"they might as well be latvians" ok girl thanks for the eurovision-ass opinion

I'll always remember Doug as the guy who, as the camp fire destroyed a whole town full of his constituents, remained laser focused on his twin priorities of banning trans women from sports and delisting wolves from the endangered species list. Rest in piss bozo

not a single person in the city of chicago except the editor who approved this asked for paul's opinion on kidnapping maduro. i don't mean this as an exaggeration i really do believe not a single resident of the 2.7 m here would say "i would read that" if presented with this material

Cause of death: laughing too hard at the A's being denied trademarks for "Las Vegas Athletics" and "Vegas Athletics" by the patent office