See, I understand this viewpoint but I think it much more likely that they gang up & crack him open like Piggy in lord of the flies to feast on his innards

If you're a writer, write "I waited" without saying it. Seconds stretched out, my phone battery ticking down from full to flat as track after track of inoffensive smooth jazz washed over me

Okay which two MPs is this most likely to be in a UK MP cannibalism deathmatch

Being Human is SO great. Tesco Own Brand Buffy (complimentary)

This post misses THE most important fact : that they were insanely cheeked up. Massive, jiggling cakes.

This hotel mirror has insane blobby dots on it for zero reasons? Also I bought the bar vest i wanted, ignore the sunburn

Do i have oomfs in San Francisco If so : what is good to do here

This gay bear bar in San Fran has a knitting night!!!

Okay this is funny as hell

Learning about the Egg Wars of 1800s San Francisco, which have resurfaced on Bluesky

Soft launching your political collapse on green circles

Lagooning & Laking 🥵🌊🥴💦

it fucken wimdy

If you're my friend and you're watching Eurovision I *am* judging you

Francis Drake is the man responsible for contaminating America's spiritual groundwater with protestantism!? CANCELLED

Doing one of them rooftop bus tours of San Francisco

Jrsus fucking christ this flat white is the size of my head

Boycott the Eurovision Song Contest #eurovision #esc #boycotteurovision

[watching a pigeon eating discard McDonald's fries]: girl...the boycott...

Having been exposed to ten minutes of American news TV I am starting to understand why the seppos are Like This, fucking hell

We put on the TV in the hotel room and they're selling a pill that has a risk of giving you necrotising fasciitis in your perinium What the FUCK, America

> insane and incoherent politics > Socialist Workers Party > welltheresyourproblenlm.jpg

Landed in san fran on Friday at 6pm, having left Sydney on Friday at 9pm and flying 14hrs. T I M E T R A V E L

In what world is this not literally treason

yesterday was so funny

@jamiesmart.bsky.social I saw you(r work) in the art gallery of New South Wales! They're selling bunny vs monkey with the Archibald Prize!

Crazy how spending 3 hours looking at art is actually really mentally & physically taxing

We CANNOT let any gay men catch the hantavirus

goddamn, dude.

Infuriating that the dipshit Premier of South Australia took a ton of bribes & destroyed a whole park for this shit

We're visiting Sydney rn and the Archibald Prize - Australia's biggest and most iconic portraiture award - is currently on exhibition. We came last year and my favourite part was the Young Archibald - an under 18s prize, with of works by Australian artists as young as five.

Q: Does my thesis adviser pick the snake? A: No. Your adviser just tells the guy who picks the snakes how good your thesis was.

It's divided into four age categories : 5-8, 9-12, 13-15 and 16-18 It's a really wonderful prize, I think my favourite part is looking at something done by a child a third my age and knowing they're already a better artist than I could dream of being. It's gr8 (Artist statements in alt text)

We're visiting Sydney rn and the Archibald Prize - Australia's biggest and most iconic portraiture award - is currently on exhibition. We came last year and my favourite part was the Young Archibald - an under 18s prize, with of works by Australian artists as young as five.

frankly I have come to believe techies are illiterate. science fiction isn't about the future, stupid. it's about the current political situation but set in space so no one gets mad. duh!

Fun fact : the virus strain used to cull the rabbit population last time was called the Khaleesi virus

Look at baby!!!

I just saw David Wenham do An Illiad and it was really bloody good. He does a fantastic job of taking a famous historical epic and grounding it in a very human performance. I wish I could show all my friends

We invoked the morrissey protocol. We wish the conversion camp his mother sent him to had worked.

committing a little bit of heresy for daddy

AI is so tacky

one theme running through toby's essay that i think deserves more emphasis is this: reactionary centrists like starmer are simultaneously bullying towards their own supporters and grovelling towards their opponents. it is this abject lack of self-respect that makes them seem so weak

Burnham, disembarking Avanti West Coast

New reaction image just dropped folk

The one constant in British politics since Brexit has been that the Prime Minister is an unpopular failure who is constantly having to put down rebellions led by potential replacements who also invariably become unpopular failures within weeks - sometimes days - of taking power.

Oh fuck, they're going to take this as an act of war and blow up London