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@beardynoise.bsky.social
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acting in an official capacity on behalf of her majesty's government
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Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
over 2 years ago
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My husband & I would regularly put on Bluey to help ourselves relax after a long day in the Alzheimers mines, it's a lovely program
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Happy April Fool's day, last night I swam 2.2k
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please be nice to patrick
about 1 hour ago
The sisters on charmed: we have to write a spell. That means I gotta find a 4th grader to write me their shittiest poem yet
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Beccas can't be choosers
38 minutes ago
streamer addressing their partner as "chat" × podcaster referencing their partner as "friend of the pod"
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marissabot walmart dog
about 3 hours ago
its fine to enjoy the work of an abusive or harmful person. you dont have to let that erode your own values. for example i am a huge fan of taylor swift
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✨trash✨
about 11 hours ago
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November Kelly
about 10 hours ago
FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
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Today we had a flat inspection & I was mopping in my pj shorts & noise cancelling headphones belting out sea shanties when the agent let herself in (i wasn't check my phone & dudnt hear her knock) and I think we BOTH almost died of shock
about 11 hours ago
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Stack-bottom plates Boots with the fur All the crockery looking at herrrr
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about 13 hours ago
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James Alistair Henry
about 14 hours ago
'growing evidence the Greens are taking Reform votes'
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Fixed it
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about 18 hours ago
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me @ all my trans friends today
about 1 year ago
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When you remember incidences of suffering you have caused in the lives of others & also you are a meerkat
about 21 hours ago
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weeder
about 22 hours ago
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Still think it's wild that roople sent home the obvious crown candidate because she said the Karen videos ru watches all day aren't that funny
about 23 hours ago
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@milesklee.bsky.social
new insane crisp flavour just dropped
about 23 hours ago
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The last supper was a ket & ghb function not a coke party
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about 24 hours ago
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If someone told me "Honey Don't" had Chris Evans in a jockstrap I'd have watched it much faster
1 day ago
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John Lithgow do the honourable thing challenge
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🖖
1 day ago
Big girl drag queens who embark on their ozempic journey but still do their old makeup on their new face
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Goon with the wind
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Now I'm thinking of one of the many great
@cbthorburn.bsky.social
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7 days ago
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man
1 day ago
People come up with complicated reasons why art/music scenes are less vibrant now but it is like 90% just this
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
2 days ago
what people sound like when they say i asked claude
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Big Dyke Energy
1 day ago
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Ash
1 day ago
it's always two dumb bitches telling each other "I love you and yearn for you"
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Chance Card : you are drafted into RuPauls Drag Race. Miss a turn. Roll a die. You get £200 for a 1, 400 for a 4, etc.
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1 day ago
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He comes to us now, at the turn of the tide
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1 day ago
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@folktunes.bsky.social
New longest johnsssss
1 day ago
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Grant Howitt
2 days ago
Where you’re on a quest to the HEART? You’re right: it’s me, Johnathan Slaythespire, and I’ve been rumbled once more
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They finally made an energy drink for gays
2 days ago
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I personally blame
@gshowitt.bsky.social
for the existence of this bee-based bastard
2 days ago
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It's bonkers to me that two of my favourite podcasts are "married couple consisting of a professionally trained clown & his delightful wife have conversations about stuff"
2 days ago
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Avatar : the first Pissbender
2 days ago
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dr mo and mr normal
3 days ago
The difference between a cult and a religion is a matter of value judgement
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Greg Jericho
2 days ago
If the govt had brought in a 25% tax on gas exports when it came to power in 2022 it would have raised $68bn by now and the missed revenue is growing every second. Check out our gas tracker
gas.australiainstitute.org.au
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stephen
2 days ago
(sweet caroline voice) TOM BOMBADIL
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Kym Deyn
3 days ago
We all know bsky is like This. But why on earth are people offended on behalf of my parents dog. You dont have to defend his honour, I promise you, he can't fucking read.
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Remember when I spent a harrowing afternoon removing 6 inches of mostly rocks & a bit of soil to replant my parent's grave? My cousin visited it yesterday, and sent me pictures.
3 days ago
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slept in my decemberists shirt and woke up in this belly of a whale, its ribs our ceiling beams, its guts our carpeting
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3 days ago
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Christ that was a truly dire episode of drag race
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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I really need somebody to talk to about the new Longest Johns single and how good it is
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Imagine how good a full Peter Jackson-esque adaptation of any Robin Hobb trilogy would be. Think about it!!!
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3 days ago
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cait (and adonis)
3 days ago
I care more about the lives of trans people than about the feelings of cis people and if you're upset about me calling you a bad person for this, I don't give a shit
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Dog owners : I love my perfect hound, my constant companion, my loyal angel who adores me Cat owners : this piece of shit arsehole bastard gives me absolutely no respect and doesn't pay rent. 10/10 I love them so much
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I just watched iconic South Australian Cinema masterpiece, My Darling In Stirling It was AMAZING(ly bad). Think "The Room". I had such fun.
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