AETHERMANCER RELEASED!? oh let's fucking GOOOOO

Alright, sluts, I've got a couple airport hours to kill before two 8hr flights. Quiz me up x ngl.link/beardynoise1

Holy shit Aethermancer released??? Hot DAMN okay thats my flight sorted

Homophobia that it's almost noon in Australia and the Hades 2 patch hasn't been released yet. I'm getting on a plane at 2pm, what am I gonna do on the flight if not fight Cronos???

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I've only known Log Dog by Aleks Dankos (1970) for ten minutes but if anything happened to it I would burn the art gallery of new south wales to the ground

Ok the funniest thing to do now would be a second wave of sub cancelling for reinstating him. It's morbin' time

My friend who isn't on bsky came up with the superior caption, "when you're on antidepressants and finally manage to cum"

Wait did this work

I wrote a 7k essay about the vile Zionist rhetoric vomited out by Christos Tsiolkas. While the pertinent half is pay-walled because this took a long damn time to write, what’s free to read is, in many ways, more important. sakr.substack.com/p/christos-t...

lovely to see @brainmage.bsky.social getting work in Sydney

MAYOR: Did you do that sculpture solemnly honouring our civil war dead SCULPTOR: Sure thing boss, real sexy just like you asked MAYOR: What

this archetype remains undefeated

I've only known Log Dog by Aleks Dankos (1970) for ten minutes but if anything happened to it I would burn the art gallery of new south wales to the ground

They made a sculpture out of "when u nut but they keep suckin"

LOL

"Most of the experts think we will soon have AIs that are smarter than us within 20 years" oh my god

Seeing "The Talented Mr Ripley" and I'm very excited, apparently it's the highlight of the season in Sydney

"There once was a guy called Achillies Whose cousin and he did touch Willies He killed most of troy When Hector murdered his boy Then Paris foot-shot an end to his sillies"

im putting Tylenol in the water supply to create a generation of crime-solving autism, thus solving injustice forever

They Were Roommates: Once again, Brantley makes a meeting of the University of Minnesota GLBT (Gay Legendary Beasts Trans) club all about him and his personal issues.

Been having a great time watching a bunch of fat bears eating a ton of salmon on the webcams this afternoon. Very satisfying. explore.org/livecams/bro...

omg I love mimi zima

Oh my god looking at Scruff in Sydney vs in Adelaide....oh my god. I could weep

I’m sick of people posting facts and graphs about how Nigel Farage’s numbers are wrong. Fascists don’t care about facts

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

Why are AFL players so homophobic when theyre all dressed like gay sluts

it's pointless anyway. journalism isn't dying because of online or because people don't care or whatever. it's dying because it doesn't serve the interests of capital. this is yet another thing that we've been conditioned to blame ourselves for doing through some sort of negligence but it's not

I spent a few years writing profiles of Australians from all different walks of life, which forced me to think about this to some extent. I have no good answers but the sense I have is that colonial Australians don't really associate themselves with, or engage with place.

Being punished for my earlier post because I'm now trying to do packing, the task designed by god to destabilise and destroy me specifically

I'm now into the packing phase & experiencing the existential dread of "how many t shirts & shirts are enough for 2 months"

This is possibly the highest praise possible

im watching cats, the stage show, and having a jellicle time relatedly, we should exile james corden and rebel wilson

unwashed foreskin at the glory hole call that cottage cheese

unwashed foreskin at the glory hole call that cottage cheese

Omg just discovered yet another Australianism, their word for Woodlouse is "Slater"???

being on Australia time is frustrating because sometimes I'll have a thought but I have to wait to post it for maximum psychic damage because the UK isnt awake yet

Here's Mt Fuji and a cool sunset

Found these two scripts from when I was auditioning for bake-off AU. The audition process was write four scripts for openers, two scripts for introducing bakes, improv a bench visit and then deliver star baker/baker going home news. Having written all that out - man that was a weird amount of work

democrats going "we had to vote for Charlie Kirk because we were scared of violent threats!" is objectively very funny to anyone online, where you regularly receive death threats for things like liking the wrong kind of pizza, or being a woman

gay people be like "Rubber dub dub get your fist in the sub"

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

It's been exactly 10 years since one of the funnest days to be online ever

My idols are dead and my enemies are in power

tim taylor: we all know that gender is a performance, al al: i don't think so, tim. that's a common misreading of butlerian theory, which refers to the linguistic "performative act," e.g. naming a ship. however, the symbolic interactionist school does understand everyday life as dramaturgy

One does not Post because one can; one Posts because one is unable to stop.