hot damn I just saw a bluejay

just learned that when your friend sends you AI slop we call that “giving you a sloppy”. it’s like slang, from England. Pass it on!

archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"

Wes Streeting could send his approval levels skyrocketing by taking one simple step (off a tall building)

"The poor man's Buffy" is a perfectly fine ecological niche

Has anyone made a Civilisation mod that adds a global pop song contest

what people think the gay lifestyle is vs. what the gay lifestyle actually is

Six bright Astronaut wives A dozen softly-focused, stellar-focused eyes Staring at the hungering span Of space beckoning to be touched by mortal hands Seventeen missions to space Out of which only twelve result in sucking face All these bright-shining brides Marrying the stars within their eyes

Doing some graphic design on spec for the game @superdillin.bsky.social is pitching on @thisshouldbeaga.me

Wow! If you could see the list of 46 people I know, many of them top-tier good guys, who I just saw on the "follows Neil Gaiman" list, you'd be scrambling to make sure you're not accidentally one of them. I *know* that they do not know.

Just had the terrifying "gone native" revelation that I now mentally think of Weetabix as Weet-bix, which is what they're called in Australia for presumably insane reasons.

Okay which two MPs is this most likely to be in a UK MP cannibalism deathmatch

The third funniest joke on my Scruff profile is that I've linked my regular bluesky & not my NSFW one to it. If those dudes can't handle my posts, they're *absolutely* not ready for the full experience

Thank you, British Indian restaurant food and British Chinese food are in fact British. Those communities have been here in large numbers for decades, British Chinese people for getting on for 200 years.

the days are tough lately. here, take a look at me as Gandalf the Big Naturals

just found a niche

ppl out here getting engagement for posting “boobs” and “women” but when *i* post “men” ????? nothing. crickets.

Just ate a very nice meal at a restaurant but it was advertised as a "small plate" and like. It very much was an entire plate of calamari & shrimp. And *also* a couple of slices of deep fried lemon, which was very nice. Food portions in America are intimidating

...alternative universe Merlin where Uther Pendragon really hates footballers. Merlin does all his magic via football. Everything else remains the same

See, I understand this viewpoint but I think it much more likely that they gang up & crack him open like Piggy in lord of the flies to feast on his innards

If you're a writer, write "I waited" without saying it. Seconds stretched out, my phone battery ticking down from full to flat as track after track of inoffensive smooth jazz washed over me

Okay which two MPs is this most likely to be in a UK MP cannibalism deathmatch

Being Human is SO great. Tesco Own Brand Buffy (complimentary)

This post misses THE most important fact : that they were insanely cheeked up. Massive, jiggling cakes.

This hotel mirror has insane blobby dots on it for zero reasons? Also I bought the bar vest i wanted, ignore the sunburn

Do i have oomfs in San Francisco If so : what is good to do here

This gay bear bar in San Fran has a knitting night!!!

Okay this is funny as hell

Learning about the Egg Wars of 1800s San Francisco, which have resurfaced on Bluesky

Soft launching your political collapse on green circles

Lagooning & Laking 🥵🌊🥴💦

it fucken wimdy

If you're my friend and you're watching Eurovision I *am* judging you

Francis Drake is the man responsible for contaminating America's spiritual groundwater with protestantism!? CANCELLED

Doing one of them rooftop bus tours of San Francisco

Jrsus fucking christ this flat white is the size of my head

Boycott the Eurovision Song Contest #eurovision #esc #boycotteurovision

[watching a pigeon eating discard McDonald's fries]: girl...the boycott...

Having been exposed to ten minutes of American news TV I am starting to understand why the seppos are Like This, fucking hell

We put on the TV in the hotel room and they're selling a pill that has a risk of giving you necrotising fasciitis in your perinium What the FUCK, America

> insane and incoherent politics > Socialist Workers Party > welltheresyourproblenlm.jpg

Landed in san fran on Friday at 6pm, having left Sydney on Friday at 9pm and flying 14hrs. T I M E T R A V E L

In what world is this not literally treason

yesterday was so funny

@jamiesmart.bsky.social I saw you(r work) in the art gallery of New South Wales! They're selling bunny vs monkey with the Archibald Prize!

Crazy how spending 3 hours looking at art is actually really mentally & physically taxing

We CANNOT let any gay men catch the hantavirus