THIS is what we need

Just seen the "peanut butter and mayo sandwich" America must be stopped

Emily Maitlis not a doctor not trans not an expert in this field worked for ideological reasons to get healthcare for kids shut down, paid for by the licence fee - and she complains about ideological capture. Absolutely farcical

the interview with daniel craig where he was like "yeah austin powers fucked us, we can't do fun camp shit anymore" lives in my brain

I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

it is time

It's sort of interesting to me that for a lot of British journalists, "success" largely means reducing people's access to essential services

Me: mom, can I have 26 thousand tons of iron ore? Mom: only if you promise not to go in the face of a hurricane west wind Me: 1 promise Mom: okay Me: (Gitchee Gumee time)

Having defeated both @wangleberry.bsky.social and @brainmage.bsky.social at Mario Kart they're now competing for the honour of facing me in Honourable Driving Combat

This is up there with Archilocus insulting his (engaged-but-denied) father in law so harshly the entire family killed themselves

oh my god

man you just got voted a pay package that will make you the richest human being who ever lived and you're spending all your time obsessing over getting owned real bad on the internet elon really is the face of the billionaire brainworms crisis that is Online

Hey boy are you the Edmund Fitzgerald, cuz I wanna fucking wreck you

Man whenever I think about politics, I inevitably think about how if I got a mutant power I'd become a D-list X-men villain within about fifteen minutes

I have rarely met more odious people than youth wing ultras in this country, which highlights a big problem in UK politics in that entreeism is either hugely expensive / requires a huge amount of spare time to be a part of even on a low level. A youth wing is not the solution to that.

do you think bodger ever developed an, ahem, 'appetite' for mashed potato in the same way dave benson-philips got really into extra-curricular adult gunging

I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Scrooge : You there boy, what day is it? Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir! S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore! *29 people die, church bells ring*

Happy November 10th! Some prime memes I have gathered

happy edmund fitzgeraldmas, make sure to hang out your many tons of iron ore, lest the witch of november come stealing

Don’t know who needs to see this but I drew the tiger that loves his pumpkin. 🎃 🐅 #art #tiger

Joyce Carol Oates is the only woman who can shoot herself in the foot and hit three people in the head

Scruff i swear to god if you tell me I "have a lot of Moments waiting" one more time I'll go berserk. Nobody wants them!

played some Civ VI with my friends & ended up inheriting a religiously focused civ *that hadn't founded a religion yet* so created Crabitalism. There was a song.

On Bob Mortimer's Desert Island Discs he's asked why nobody's doing comedy like he did anymore, which always feels like the guest is being baited into saying they'd be "cancelled", and he answers "because it's a career path now, not just lads dicking about". Refreshing perspective.

I'd say we should make badenoch and starmer do this but I think that might amount to animal cruelty

lmao I have had to pivot my plans because a twenty minute train ride has been replaced with a TWO. HOUR. rail replacement bus service

I have been ambushed by the three words every traveller dreads most. "Rail replacement bus".

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Laura Loomer looks like a British drag queen

oh my god my entire body hurts

I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.

short, hairy, questionable choice in older women, widely rumored to be bi, if someone had kidnapped Emmanuel Macron and raised him in Quebec we could've had an actual Wolverine and not Centrism's Greatest Solider.

ive had some whisky and some fish and chips and you know what, it's really bloody nice to be alive sometimes

Thank you so much to Epic, DevGAMM and everyone who was involved with and played Promise Mascot Agency! Stunned! 🛻✨💗

The hand job world is dying and the blow job world is struggling to be born, now is the time of performance anxiety

unfortunately I just thought the phrase "grave glow-up" so you can all take some psychic damage as well

Cemeteries in Autumn are beautiful

I have spent today moving approximately five inches worth of rock & stone from the soil in my parents grave, adding topsoil and compost and planting flowers and then having a nice little cry

hahaha jk jk... unless?

There are no words for how evil this is

It's time for GRAVE BUSINESS

She fell victim to one of the classic blunders - never get involved in a posting war with Azaelia Banks

Did anyone else know about the "Lily Allen put her then-boyfriend's penis in blackface then posted it on twitter with Googly eyes on because she was fighting with Azelia Banks" incident??? Because I only found out about it yesterday and I'm still feeling like...wtf.

Tolkien famously based the Black Speech of Mordor on the Dutch language

Walking through New Cross and being assaulted by embarrassing memories of when was 22 & I had a friend-slash-lover-slash-mentor who lived here and the ensuring emotional chaos

Every year we get closer to this happening on the news