"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

As someone who's caring for a family member with Alzheimers, this is profoundly and profanely evil. Salt the fucking earth.

This video almost single-handedly justifies TikTok

Using the Grapefruit Technique call that the Citrussy

Using the Grapefruit Technique call that the Citrussy

Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes

Today is the only day it's legal to post this

The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.

To me, my X-Mas!

Today is the only day it's legal to post this

Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes

Now i am absolutely dying to hear a Shakespeare monologue in minionese

Merry Christmas, pals 💖

#TodayInQueerHistory December 25 (2016) Remembering George Michael; pop star and all around good egg who passed #OTD. George did a lot for charity. Royalties from hit Jesus to a Child supported Childline. Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me supported HIV charities. He often donated anonymously too.

In true Christmas fashion i snoozed through almost all of Die Hard

Girl if you're gonna be a beard you can beard for a better class of homo, have some self respect

A-WAAAAY SAN-TI-A-NAAAA Napoleon of the west they say Along the gulf of mexico

This is why you get some homosexuals in your life. Haven’t seen a relative on Christmas for years.

#kamenrider #kamenriderblade #lamasphene

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

At Halloween we traditionally change our names to be sexy and / or monstrous. A Ludovician is a type of creature. My name is Luke. It is Christmas. Someone said of me once, at a party, "he's got a beard and he's loud".

And now, my traditional Christmas message

Watching Home Alone and wow, the fact that the fires of hell do not consume them really *is* a key aspect of the torture of the damned, huh?

In a just universe Odysseus would be played by Jason Statham

Merry Christmas from Australia's state of wine, churches, and serial killers

Nobody delivers presents in Ireland? Oddyseyus' impact remains unmatched in the emerald isle

It's Time 😌

It's Time 😌

I made fake branding to disguise that my husband's present is being presented in a shoebox It isn't his present from me, but I was wrapping it and wanted it to be clear that it is Not Shoes

This shit is wgy Australians developed a specific anti-yank slur

This video almost single-handedly justifies TikTok

I need that video of the two girls tests like "to all the couples thinking about getting rowdy on valentines day DON'T your child will be a SCORPIO thats seven letters. Seven letters seven deadly sins pride greed slotj gluttony wrath envy what's envy associated with the colour GREEN"

The Pokémon one is still the best youtu.be/YCg0bl2frYM?...

How long before we find out Sam Altman and co are part of an international conspiracy to destroy America's economy

Rundle Mall absolutely full of extremely stressed looking hot dads today

I also loved Promise Mascot Agency!

My beloved friend, Actor And Comedian @brainmage.bsky.social

good god lol

Elon Musk was dead serious when he said this because he's a messy bitch that didn't get his cut of the Ponzi and got stuck w/ DOGE instead.

Nightmare Before Christmas is a white saviour narrative

I don't think free speech on campus ought to mean that a young coddled bigot gets to use their ignorance to casually destroy the career of a knowledgeable trans person on a random Wednesday

It's insane to me how normal food poisoning already is in American culture tbh

Will Stancil's greatest fantasy is being important enough and relevant enough for Bluesky to listen to him

It's very easy: Just don't. The idea that Copilot or ChatGPT are suddenly essential tools is just buying into the corporate ad blitz. Games were made just fine (well, relatively) up through...what, 2023? 2024? They didn't suddenly become VITAL for budgets or design docs in the last 2-3 years.