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acting in an official capacity on behalf of her majesty's government
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Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
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mitch said
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my pet theory is that this was the last truly great twitter tweet (literally one week before it got officially rebranded to X) and “jeff thinks the beans have to take turns” is the first truly great bluesky post (20 days later)
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Enjoying how the 'post cycling progress pic' series is also documenting the slow death of my cycling singlet
about 6 hours ago
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Draculas be like :
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about 9 hours ago
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NASASpaceflight.com
about 10 hours ago
LAUNCH! ARTEMIS II LAUNCHES WITH A CREW OF 4 TOWARDS THE MOON
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assbutt
about 10 hours ago
jonathan the tortoise lives
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli
about 10 hours ago
AAAAHHHHHHH IT WORKED THIS IS WHAT I WANT GOVERNMENT DOING
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨
about 10 hours ago
The entire timeline right now
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 10 hours ago
W H A T
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WHOOOOOSH
about 10 hours ago
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Lotta gas coming outta the rocket rn. That's because the astronauts are farting nervously
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I want a Wes Anderson moon landing
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about 10 hours ago
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danee 🦖
about 11 hours ago
Pspspspspsps
www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK...
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NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast)
YouTube video by NASA
https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs?is=HL7GAER81hBN6fLQ
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Shabana Mir
about 11 hours ago
What the headline doesn't say is that the factory produces a cheap drug that is only produced by one other pharmaceutical company: Teva, in Israel. Israel is knocking out the competition while also killing patients.
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Scott Lynch
about 11 hours ago
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
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Gareth Watkins
about 21 hours ago
A French guy after making a ham and cheese toastie.
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i love dnd we have encountered a woman who is talking about how frogs arent real only toads and i would die for her
about 21 hours ago
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ugh today i had to do a bunch of therapy about the fuckery from the lawyers after my dad died but Rob ran me a lovely bath and I feel so much better
about 23 hours ago
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Ben
about 24 hours ago
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®PG🇵🇸
1 day ago
MY FELLOW QLDERS, DO NOT FORGET TONIGHT'S ALBROADCAST IS 6PM DUE TO SOUTHERN STATES INABILITY TO ADOPT NEW TECHNOLOGY. -==DON'T FORGET TO SCULL A COLD ONE WITH THE AUSPOL BINGO CARD==-
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Sorry bitch I'm playing dnd tonight, can you postpone? Ty ty x
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the goetia slaps because it's like "this is a great marquis of hell who will teach you necromancy and give you a liberal arts degree" and it's a horse called Samgina
almost 2 years ago
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hnnghhh philosopher im trying to solve the trolley problem but im dummy thicc and the clap clap clap off my ass cheeks keeps knocking the lever into the worst position
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about 2 months ago
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My husband & I would regularly put on Bluey to help ourselves relax after a long day in the Alzheimers mines, it's a lovely program
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Happy April Fool's day, last night I swam 2.2k
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please be nice to patrick
1 day ago
The sisters on charmed: we have to write a spell. That means I gotta find a 4th grader to write me their shittiest poem yet
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Beccas can't be choosers
1 day ago
streamer addressing their partner as "chat" × podcaster referencing their partner as "friend of the pod"
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marissabot walmart dog
1 day ago
its fine to enjoy the work of an abusive or harmful person. you dont have to let that erode your own values. for example i am a huge fan of taylor swift
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✨trash✨
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November Kelly
1 day ago
FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
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Today we had a flat inspection & I was mopping in my pj shorts & noise cancelling headphones belting out sea shanties when the agent let herself in (i wasn't check my phone & dudnt hear her knock) and I think we BOTH almost died of shock
2 days ago
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Stack-bottom plates Boots with the fur All the crockery looking at herrrr
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2 days ago
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James Alistair Henry
2 days ago
'growing evidence the Greens are taking Reform votes'
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Fixed it
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me @ all my trans friends today
about 1 year ago
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When you remember incidences of suffering you have caused in the lives of others & also you are a meerkat
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weeder
2 days ago
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Still think it's wild that roople sent home the obvious crown candidate because she said the Karen videos ru watches all day aren't that funny
2 days ago
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@milesklee.bsky.social
new insane crisp flavour just dropped
2 days ago
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The last supper was a ket & ghb function not a coke party
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2 days ago
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If someone told me "Honey Don't" had Chris Evans in a jockstrap I'd have watched it much faster
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John Lithgow do the honourable thing challenge
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
Big girl drag queens who embark on their ozempic journey but still do their old makeup on their new face
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Goon with the wind
2 days ago
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Now I'm thinking of one of the many great
@cbthorburn.bsky.social
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8 days ago
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man
3 days ago
People come up with complicated reasons why art/music scenes are less vibrant now but it is like 90% just this
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
3 days ago
what people sound like when they say i asked claude
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Big Dyke Energy
3 days ago
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Ash
3 days ago
it's always two dumb bitches telling each other "I love you and yearn for you"
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