My husband & I would regularly put on Bluey to help ourselves relax after a long day in the Alzheimers mines, it's a lovely program

Happy April Fool's day, last night I swam 2.2k

The sisters on charmed: we have to write a spell. That means I gotta find a 4th grader to write me their shittiest poem yet

streamer addressing their partner as "chat" × podcaster referencing their partner as "friend of the pod"

its fine to enjoy the work of an abusive or harmful person. you dont have to let that erode your own values. for example i am a huge fan of taylor swift

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

Today we had a flat inspection & I was mopping in my pj shorts & noise cancelling headphones belting out sea shanties when the agent let herself in (i wasn't check my phone & dudnt hear her knock) and I think we BOTH almost died of shock

Stack-bottom plates Boots with the fur All the crockery looking at herrrr

'growing evidence the Greens are taking Reform votes'

Fixed it

me @ all my trans friends today

When you remember incidences of suffering you have caused in the lives of others & also you are a meerkat

Still think it's wild that roople sent home the obvious crown candidate because she said the Karen videos ru watches all day aren't that funny

@milesklee.bsky.social new insane crisp flavour just dropped

The last supper was a ket & ghb function not a coke party

If someone told me "Honey Don't" had Chris Evans in a jockstrap I'd have watched it much faster

John Lithgow do the honourable thing challenge

Big girl drag queens who embark on their ozempic journey but still do their old makeup on their new face

Goon with the wind

Now I'm thinking of one of the many great @cbthorburn.bsky.social posts

People come up with complicated reasons why art/music scenes are less vibrant now but it is like 90% just this

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

it's always two dumb bitches telling each other "I love you and yearn for you"

Chance Card : you are drafted into RuPauls Drag Race. Miss a turn. Roll a die. You get £200 for a 1, 400 for a 4, etc.

He comes to us now, at the turn of the tide

@folktunes.bsky.social New longest johnsssss

Where you’re on a quest to the HEART? You’re right: it’s me, Johnathan Slaythespire, and I’ve been rumbled once more

They finally made an energy drink for gays

I personally blame @gshowitt.bsky.social for the existence of this bee-based bastard

It's bonkers to me that two of my favourite podcasts are "married couple consisting of a professionally trained clown & his delightful wife have conversations about stuff"

Avatar : the first Pissbender

The difference between a cult and a religion is a matter of value judgement

If the govt had brought in a 25% tax on gas exports when it came to power in 2022 it would have raised $68bn by now and the missed revenue is growing every second. Check out our gas tracker gas.australiainstitute.org.au

(sweet caroline voice) TOM BOMBADIL

We all know bsky is like This. But why on earth are people offended on behalf of my parents dog. You dont have to defend his honour, I promise you, he can't fucking read.

Remember when I spent a harrowing afternoon removing 6 inches of mostly rocks & a bit of soil to replant my parent's grave? My cousin visited it yesterday, and sent me pictures.

slept in my decemberists shirt and woke up in this belly of a whale, its ribs our ceiling beams, its guts our carpeting

Christ that was a truly dire episode of drag race

I really need somebody to talk to about the new Longest Johns single and how good it is

Imagine how good a full Peter Jackson-esque adaptation of any Robin Hobb trilogy would be. Think about it!!!

I care more about the lives of trans people than about the feelings of cis people and if you're upset about me calling you a bad person for this, I don't give a shit

Dog owners : I love my perfect hound, my constant companion, my loyal angel who adores me Cat owners : this piece of shit arsehole bastard gives me absolutely no respect and doesn't pay rent. 10/10 I love them so much

I just watched iconic South Australian Cinema masterpiece, My Darling In Stirling It was AMAZING(ly bad). Think "The Room". I had such fun.