Your body changes everything You are anchoring Until you fit beneath me And you're breaking like a wave

Fuck man the odyssey is so fuckin shit why do I keep falling for this shit, Samantha Morton was amazing but also in it for approx 4 minutes I shouldn’t have risked it just to see her

This is a tough day for fans of people who have made roughly half of one good movie over the course of their career

Sad to see David Lammy departing from the Labour government, but I wish him well in his next venture: rolling around in his own excrement in a pen, lapping up whatever swill is tossed his way by people who were impressed watching his diving show in the travelling carnival show

Idk I’m at least excited to see the Burnham fanboy schism between the people who realise they just had their wallets thoroughly inspected, and the ones who pretend that actually they support these appointments because they can’t admit they were wrong.

The final scene of Heartstopper should be one of them announcing they feel horny, and the other one tearfully smothering them with a pillow in response

I love him 🥹

A year long plan to become prime minister that seems to have been wholly untroubled by questions like 'why is there a looming vacancy?'

The final scene of Heartstopper should be one of them announcing they feel horny, and the other one tearfully smothering them with a pillow in response

Sorry but the Tories not standing in clacton is not them leaving the far right to run unopposed, when they are also far right.

"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm"

Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."

I have lost count of how many times I’ve watched this.

can't believe he missed this. it was all over the news

She was class in Futurama though.

evergreen

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In Europe, they don't have AC, they just have to get a 2l bottle of Brecon Carreg from Boots, freeze it, and stick it up their asses all day when. It gets above 25°C

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

Idk it quite fun is a horrible way that even Americans who consider themselves leftists are taking the “why don’t the idiot European poors simply get air con” position

Forget aircon. The most important policy response to the heatwave is we need to bring back louder clothing. So many burlap sacks, so many drab, orphaned shirts.

good morning

If I were a James O’Brien fan I would probably not try to shame people for having bad taste in anything.

Jermeny Crumblins why did u do Brexit??? *shakes fist*

Also, remember when Andy Burnham dropped the equivalent in Manchester like a stone?

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

Be careful out there. Nobody wants sun stroke (see illustration)

I just learned that the creator of Widow’s Bay is the person who was dressed as the Babadook at the adults drinking Halloween party

John Healey is right. I want to see a country where people can queue for food banks in safety. Where people can lie on trolleys in hospital corridors without fear. A strong nation where rough sleepers can be assured arms dealers are doing well.

"No, Liz, it's not Evan Almighty. It's Ethan Almighty, a movie about a rescue dog. Kelsey Grammer plays the Governor of Kentucky. I'm the voice of the dog."

What

How’s your dad taking the divorce? Well…

i’m just saying that the antics in the movie hard candy should happen to a lot of people

I guess one positive from the BBC breathlessly parroting fascist talking points is that the centrists have finally decided to notice that maybe everything isn’t ok at the BBC, and that everyone being mad at the BBC perhaps isn’t in fact an undeniable sign that they’re doing everything perfectly.

Some fascists did some fascist shit at Starbucks in Korea and because they’re trying to blame AI everyone is just accepting it because they hate AI

image that only gets funnier as time passes

Another Q from audience, in context of Verhoeven originally wanting to make this as an American film: “To an American, this film feels very French. Is that also how you see it?” HUPPERT: “Well, it takes place in France, I am French, and we speak French in the movie. So I can understand that”

I don’t know who he is but every time a post by will stancil pops up in my feed he seems like the dumbest fuck I’ve ever come across.

My rating of what I assume the performances in euphoria are like, based on the actors performances I’ve seen elsewhere, as I haven’t seen Euphoria: Colman Domingo Sharon Stone Zendaya Hunter Schafer . . . . Lucas Gage Eric Dane . Storm Reid . Angus Cloud . Jacob Elordi Barbie Ferreira Sydney Sweeney

Sorry but this is going to be amazing

this is exactly the sort of thing the new EHRC guidance is trying to prevent

I love this website so very much.

My typical 007: First Light game experience