The world started falling apart with the wrongful killing of Harambe the gorilla in May 2016 We’re now in May 2026 and this gorilla is wrongfully facing removal by the authorities I’m scared of what’s to come.

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

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fucking confusing

we all remember where we were, fr

this is what ppl mean when they say yaas pills

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apex was so godawful i had to rewatch TENG to recover

holy goddamn shit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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so the thighs have it, the thighs have it unlock

trade mentioned 😳

If you're based in London (or live nearby at least) and you're into 35mm photography, you might want to check this photo walk organised by Stephen Dowling of Kosmo Foto. There's a chance to win prizes, too! #35mm #kosmofoto #analogue #BelieveInFilm kosmofoto.com/product/came...

I bought a copy of Dr Kawashima's Brain Training for my forthcoming feature on charity shop video games. It was £1 in Oxfam. These were the people who left saved games on the cart

Obama if he douched: uhh let me be clear

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Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

like working on an open-source scrobbler for @rocksky.app that hooks directly into windows SMTC to scrobble any media app that i'll publish soon that's also written to later support macOS and linux!

Jefferson Davis in 1861:

goodnight x

Twitter actually needs to be banned I am so fucking serious.

…right

Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):

just once i’d like a repeat occurrence of the BBC News bulletin of 18 April 1930

okay!! who do they think will win the Makerfield by-election?

took me too long to admit in working out how you get into this flat

I know we like to joke about how every faction in the Labour Party will eventually adopt every position. I wasn't expecting them to manage it in one leadership contest

don’t believe in it at all but whoever came up with calling it the Seven Deadly Sins rlly cooked with that name, like if they thought of one more it wouldn’t hit nearly as good

Kidz Bop is the gen alpha version of Glee Cast

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365 days later the embargo has lifted, i can finally reveal Crook of Devon is absolutely nowhere fucking near Devon x

so Instants is a snapchat clone but… worse?

#OtD 13 May 1985 Philadelphia police attacked the home of Black liberation and environmental group MOVE, then dropped a bomb on it, killing 5 adults and 6 children, destroying 61 homes in the predominantly Black neighbourhood, and making 250 people homeless.

waited for this lenovo game keys giveaway only for it to load saying i’m 6400 in the queue… of 5,000 keys lmao nvm

lamp!!

Oh……oh no

“i am a gooner” bit of an overshare sry

My favorite thing about Mr. Blobby is how whenever Americans find out about him they take psychic damage

a year and a day since n i haven’t had them again; biggest disappointment of my life

good question, lemme get back to you on that one tho

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lamp arriving today

embarrassing for me xx

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Stop! It is necessary for you to see graphic designer extraordinaire Margaret Calvert’s 90th birthday cake. Perfection.

#hourly #tig https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/tigs/IMG_1218.JPG

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