not to be harsh to Carol specifically, but does her last day really exemplify what the live breaking news page format was designed for

hope everyone is celebrating susan boyle’s birthday today too xx

good morning

okay, now add one of these 🔥

wdym you can’t mentally play songs in your head, skill issue if i’ve ever heard it

let’s make it happen 😌✨

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

Since it's March 31st and April Fools Day is tomorrow (stupid holiday) as well as that Autism Acceptance Month starts tomorrow, please be mindful of autistic people on the Internet. And autistic people, maybe we should just skip the Internet tomorrow

Jess Glynne when she doesn’t wanna walk on her own anymore won’t you understand:

Stressed with work but vibing to Ari 😮‍💨

the fast and furiousification of this franchise

Is there a drag king named Sir Cole Jerk or no

the audacity of Windows apps thinking i want their shortcuts on my tidy Desktop needs to be studied

Tinky Winky is Gay. Dipsy is Bi and a POC. La La and Po are Femme Lesbians. Also! Noo-Noo is their Trans Vacuum.

That's right

Y’all’s daily reminder

girl move on

my easter plans

PSSR and SHTR 🤩🤩

happy international transgender day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

🫦

Bring it on…

who up boning they temple

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gm

£1,000,000 by Cadbury’s current pricing structure

ou so that’s why they called it the KitKat club; it was a cover for the mafia?

jd vance:

Actually maybe we shouldn’t?

Every day you have to look for the good news stories

Peter Andre’s nightmare/fantasy scenario www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

does anyone else remember from the late 00s Moon Chavs or is it just me

for anyone that wants to feel old; it’s been exactly 11 years since Channel 4 retired the '4oD' name for their catchup tv service 🤩🥰

odd this has come up for an acct about video gaming deals, but 1 dollar for an ironing board? jeremy that’s insane

he rlly was ahead of his time with the enthusiasm for video on demand services huh

i realise sports licensing deals are not everyone's most pressing concern, but its absolutely wild seeing FIFA lend its name to a game that looks like it was cancelled in 2022 then dug out of storage

ppl yesterday:

has any food scientist ever done a study on why chilli con carne’s better the day after you make it

Pencil font by Jean Larcher 1976 www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/p...

Beautiful stuff

almost entirely demolished, yet GOON remains

How long do we think the plaque at Fleet services is gonna survive 👀 #ScottMills (someone on the way with a screwdriver....)

wasn’t expecting this to be the lead story on their homepage 🫪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

people neigh we're alike they neigh we've got the same mane

why does this look like Lorde

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

But look how happy he is