stop yelling I’m up

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off to a wild start on this blustery day (yes those are my legs he’s on)

bluesky needs moderation labels for the things I would do for a chocolate raised donut rn

oof sorry finally found my oldest selfie

the Rosalia album. she’s channeling the blue alien from The Fifth Element and I’m living.

doing an X-Men 97 rewatch. on “Remember It” - the whole show is so damn good

me: "the Grammys are irrelevant based on the current state of music consumption" also me: "GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST ADDISON RAE BABYYYYY"

"TURN. THE VOLUME. UP!" - me because my hearing is going after decades of concerts

your real friends are the ones you can mispronounce an artist's name (Oklou) in front of and they gently correct you before you tell someone cool that you like the album

did some networking drag last night

election night was great but a reminder we’re still in a hellish timeline

the Hilary Duff and Katy Perry singles are both great. yay! gay millennials

people posing in front of THAT tower in downtown Chicago, fall into the river immediately

we’re in this limbo where we saw on election night how unequivocally unpopular this current admin and its policies are, yet we’re still seeing neighbors disappeared off our streets and mass economic hardship. elected republicans are in active rebellion against the will of the people. infuriating.

love rotting in bed for an hour before I have to be pRoFEsSIoNaL

once again begging people to listen to this album and see what Natalie Imbruglia offers outside of Torn. perfect autumn soundtrack.

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the truth is, it wasn't Avril Lavgine who was replaced by Melissa. it was Gwen Stefani, replaced by a clone named Caroline.

my face when people start talking about how great AI is in the Teams mtg

when the enema isn't working

watching Zohran Mamdani say "TURN THE VOLUME UP" to Tr*mp made my women's march pussy hat spontaneously sprout

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

it's not official until it's on Pop Crave. Zohran! you did it.

“Why double-digit state wins for dems create an uphill battle for the midterms” - Chris Cilizza

is this acid reflux or hope???

first party to tax the billionaire class and reject centrism will win the long game

LOL. lmao even!!! she’s in the bin forever for this one, gays and theys.

when did you know you could never trust America? I knew when it let Midnight Sky by Miley Cyrus flop yet elevated her Bruno Mars-lite track Flowers.

Damn, even the cat voting?

many of us grew up thinking Dick Cheney was as evil as republicans could get, but then a slew of them rose up from the sludge and were like "hold my war beer"

umm is she about to ask me to strip and buy me alcohol

oh so that’s the Dick you’re all talking about 🥵 wood mourning!

oh it’s sooo soup season. gochujang potato kale beans red onion garlic cilantro brown sugar soy sauce aaand sour cream

I don't know why the THE FACE. THE DICK prompt makes me laugh but it does. it's so aggressive

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

what did you say? a gay bar should host a Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan music night? ok sure bro yeah man

Carly Rae Jepsen is pregnant. we need to survive as a society long enough for her to make her Rae of Light

so it's actually not 7pm CT, it's 11pm. stop lying to me?

I hate to inform you that horrors... they persist.

🚨 Hilary Duff countdown on her website nobody move 🚨

what are we doing here

do I have to watch a Housewives just to get 70% of these halloween costumes

lambs entering another year of Mariah pretending she’s only a Christmas artist

"do you have in the..." "Lily Allen West End Girl polka dot butt plug USB? yeah, I do."

we could all die tomorrow in nuclear testing. I'm not going to not nut

me realizing we have 2 months left of this year

boo! chocolate raspberry filled cupcakes. I need a name for them.