"The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters" is actually a quote about being a 27 year old gay guy.

They should invent a sexy harry Styles.

Did slay the spire 2 crash steam?

Where do you wake up?

And now, the weather:

gm to Minnesota LGBT real estate ally Shannon Lindstrom only

My Catan account reset everything to default and now I look like Trixie Mattel??

My gay little jock from @yeshomo.co came through. 🙂‍↕️

5 for writing, 7 for chewing.

I’m reading good omens and oh my god the author wants to be Douglas Adams sooooooo bad

Right, right.

Check out this gay little cardio playlist I made. It’s set up so you can listen in order or on shuffle. ✨

Called it. 🙂‍↕️

Blue Prince on the switch would go nuts, tbh

Everything reminds me of her (the real kelsey).

Did the DJ organize this event? 😭

Avatar Fujoshi

Monday again.

Internalized homophobia is a skill issue btw. I love being gay and I wouldn’t trade this shit for anything.

Successfully installed seat covers in my pick ‘em up truck. ✅

Pombon’s final evo leaked

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

Do we think obelisk the tormentor is hanging dong?

CLINT?!

My barber was like “I’ve got a sex sling at home that I never opened and is still in the box. Do you know anyone that would want a sex sling?” And I was like, “yeah I’m a guy that would like to own a sex sling” And he was like “do you want my unused sex sling with fuck machine attachment?” Anyway

Today is my birthday and I’m riding high ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Bro I got cupping added to my massage for the first time and they were NOT fucking around lmao. Also, did you know you can get knots in your triceps?

OOO message activated until the end of the month, let’s go girls.

Lowkey excited to have a little bowling party for my birthday. :3

No money no family scrappy do found dead in Miami

Grace Ives Chicago tickets secured iktr.

Just cut a new crop and it has me SO ready for spring/summer.

Me when I’m reaching two fingers into my anus and stretching it out:

Varka

Brooke Shields baby are you okay

Can I say something brave

Oh no… the new Bazaar character…he’s hot…

Saw Wuthering Heights last night. If they had called it literally anything else and changed the names, it would’ve been a perfectly serviceable movie. Also, justice for Nelly because what the hell did they do to her character?!

Co-op in Slay The Spire 2?!

All of the letters? In one cop?

Happy Summerfest Lineup Day to those that celebrate.

Going to McDonald’s y’all want anything?

And now, the weather:

is Diego Barros a feminist? Is Texas Gym Jock my friend? Do the Brandts Boys love each other?

I will NEVER forgive Big Almond for making it nearly impossible to find soy milk. Shelves are flooded with their inferior product. Nasty, nasty work.

I just think that

Taking your truck through a car wash when it’s 50 degrees out on a Milwaukee February day off can be such a personal thing.

🗣️ TEEN GIRL SQUAD 🗣️

Sylvie kinda ate him up with this.

A new Charli album and it’s crickets on the timeline, this one really is for the angels….