Overnight / travel bag recs? :3

Do you think Lake Michigan knows she’s mother?

Wait this is kinda nice.

The cabin we’re staying at has a hot tub at the foot of the bed omg.

Smash, next question.

That’s a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch

OOO set for the week, time to go fishin’ up north. 🤙🏼

This account is NOT a safe space for twinks

A friend said I was the target demographic for a Kelly mantle podcast and I still can’t understand why he did so with hate in his heart.

X: The Everything App™

NEW KH NEWS AT A NINTENDO DIRECT ARE YOU KIDDING

Wym no mother 3?

I can’t get over how his mustache makes a perfect {

Handing out ANIMAL IN HEAT stickers went crazy at pride btw. Would recommend buying a roll of them. I’m thinking about getting CONTAINS FISH for market days.

Taking the Monday after Pride off is actually so important for a gay person such as myself.

Happy Pride and thanks for the neat jock @yeshomo.co

Day 4 of Milwaukee Pride, let’s get this parade bouncin’.

Habby pride day 2

What country flag is 🏳️‍⚧️ and why are all their men so hot?

Posting a shirtless picture feels so good when you don’t have a nasty bitch in your ear telling you someone blocked you for it.

I’ve been gay twice today. Have you?

*slams boypussy shut until Tuesday*

That was meant for the alt sorry for putting afternoon porn on the skyline lmao

Him: are you fucking stupid My pink rotund ass:

Today is my boypussy Friday btw

So what I’m hearing is, no borger?

Ex-smokers really are god’s strongest soldiers. Very grateful to only want a sip of a cigarette when I’m blitzed, and even then a single drag is enough to remember why I quit.

Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age - Definitive Edition (& Knuckles)

Tell your cat I said

The conversation moved on a little too quickly for me. This is easily in the top 5 Lorde songs of all time.

It's embarrassing how this website handles stuff but it's also embarrassing that you can get DMCAed for linking to a public website

ATTENTION EVERYONE: booger outside

Straight friends coming out of the woodwork trying to latch onto my pride plans for this weekend while contributing nothing to the vibes themselves. What do you bring to the table, Patricia? Have YOU found a pool party for us to go to?? Are we pregaming at your place??? Anything at all?????

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard I love it.

Searching my camera roll for the word gay every day of pride, day one.

Only three work days left this week, we can do this.

Dearborn would be the gay capital of the country, hands down.

If magic the gathering & smash bros tournaments can enforce deo policies I think it might be time for us as a community to start doing some growing

We made it to pride month, boykissers.

Adorable heterosexual woman on my softball team says “oh my god I just noticed that your necklace is a key and [the boy]’s necklace is a lock! That is SO cute!” to me as we were taking the field yesterday & honestly that’s an ally right here.

this works on me btw

Woah

Are you gay? Would you like to be gayer? And perhaps sweatier? Look no further, fruit cup. Updated all summer long with my favorite music for homosexuals. 🙂‍↕️ Playlist cover art by the amazing celeryman.

It’s a compliment if someone asks which weights you have in your at-home gym so they can get them for themselves, right?

CF may have seen it first.

On one hand, fuck updating resumes. On the other hand, I’m updating my resume!!!!

o primo gay afeminado da pinkpantheress

I know we’ve moved on to other gay guys topics but I just gotta say that shilling for a corporation is crazy work regardless of who you think is right. They’re not going to fuck you.

#susanalbumaparty 🗣️