Kinda convinced that @b0dacious.bsky.social is the one running Imaginary Gay chart.

Okay armpit

Assembling a lawn mower shirtless in the background, who won’t me.

Did anyone else talk a middle aged woman through her impending divorce via direct messages on an animal crossing forum when they were 14 or is that a unique experience?

Accidentally interacted with a non-moot in an oomfly manner like some kind of weirdo.

The cum splatter background on this canva notes app apology 😭 🤌🏼

This angle is kind of fun.

Halsey pays homage to Callista Gingrich, continuing her trend of dressing as the women that serve as the inspiration for the songs.

An early Easter always fucks with my head. Wym it already happened back on the 5th? It’s just now starting to look and feel like actual spring

Fitbod telling me I’m 5 exercises short of meeting my goals is crazzzzy. My brother in Christ, YOU made the program. I worked out as many times as I told you I was going to work out this week. Why the fuck am I short on chest and tris???

The Boy got a new pup hood and he was kind enough to let me try it on. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to beat the dog boy allegations at this rate. 😅

Currently navigating the space between “my boyfriend having friends and seeing them without me is good actually” & “i like people, places, and things. I should be allowed to come to everything”.

Which way western man

Desperately need to know how I can get my feed to be like this

Grace Ives was amazing btw. The show was sold out but it was an intimate venue. She played everything I wanted to hear from both of her albums + my favorites from her EPs. Her voice is even better in person. 10/10 would recommend seeing her if you get the chance.

What an insane double header lmao.

Wanted to draw more pixel art, wanted to draw my boy Gio, so here's both

Seeing Grace Ives tonight and I’m so excited. She opened for Remi Wolf like 4 years ago, just before Janky Star dropped, and it was love at first sight. It’s been insane to watch her pop off and now she’s headlining her own sold out show. :’) anyway stream Girlfriend for clearer skin or w/e

Happy Earth Day 🪱

The Boy & I hosted a cocktail party this last weekend where everyone brought a drink based on a book they read recently. I chose Song of Achilles, whipped up a Negroni made with fig infused bourbon & called it Thetis Hates Figs. Only one person laughed. 😩

Here’s a photo of Real Chili

𝕻𝖆𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕷𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 Paulding, MI.

I submitted what should’ve been a full payoff for my student loans and this is what Mohela did lmfao.

Monday again

The Boy & I successfully chopped down a tree in the back yard this evening. Feeling very butch, very outdoorsy.

Him: you better not sound kinda like Kate Bush when I get there My warbley and whimsical ass:

The Lana Bond song is fun and reminiscent of Old Lana™ but they honestly should’ve stopped after Skyfall because there’s no topping that shit.

My mullet is coming in nicely. :3

Can we get a sticker prompt going? I need to know I’m not the only one that makes these lmao.

I hope that many of you are considering a psyllium husk summer this year!

UPA X Earthbound (Mother 2)! 🌎 💫

Just remembered the time queerty wrote a whole article about one of my tweets.

Happy Darlene Mitchell Coronation Day to those that celebrate.

Anyone pretending to post ham candle or stink wrinkle using the picture on the left owes me the real deal as soon as the devs fix this pile of shit website. Anyone using the picture on the right needs to do 20 Hail Marys because what the fuck is wrong with you? Light mode?? In 2026??

Nothing brings me greater peace than doing yard work fr.

hope the redditors are happy, personally sick to my stomach

Right, right

Me when I like to go out & wear something nice:

I’m torn between two outfits rn.

My boss snuck a 30m meeting in between the one on ones I’m leading at 8:30 & 9:30AM

Caught one of my people trying to reuse an old photo to document a forced system reboot that lead to a tardy because the meta data was the same as the last picture he sent me. It’s entirely too early to be making me Nancy Drew this shit. 🫩

This is the most heterosexual nonsense I’ve seen in a long time.

Got to room 46 for the first time on this save file in Blue Prince while The Boy practices his shibari. Many people are saying this is the perfect way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

Kinda need Remi to make a whole album like this…

At first glance I thought Trudeau was wearing a Nasty Pig hat and that honestly made sense given his history of wearing other cultures as costumes.

Henlo.

No gay guy has all five:

Just saw a prompt that was like “post a picture of windows”. Is this really what we’re doing today lads

Going full buzz on the sides of my mulhawk was honestly revelatory.

Fitbod what the fuck bro