She freaked it over a 2006 Justice beat this is soooooooo meeeee

In the jenni tolls cinematic universe (JTCU) Sade has the notoriety and fame level of Taylor Swift… people sell organs for a coveted ticket to the Sade Eras Tour

Back and bi pumppp

I just know this is how the employees at the williamsburgistan Dunkin feel when my big goofy ass waddles in for my daily sugar bomb

300 BOTTOMS, WHERE THE TROJANS???

Oh you’re reading heated rivalry?? Cute I just finished Sartre’s Being and Nothingness. I have a masters degree.

Seine Angst ist meine Angst Seine Wut ist meine Wut Seine Liebe ist meine Liebe Sein Blut ist mein Blut

These men acting Kafkaesque the way they keep bugging out

In a hater mood this afternoon and this makes me sooooo happy

I have a theory about why all millennial gays have Pokémon tattoos (???) that links to venture capital and zero interest rate policies implemented by the fed after the 2008 market crash but for everyone’s own good I’ll keep it to myself

Work trip to Montreal scheduled in July

*Demi lovato voice* retratrutide for the summmer

Texting everyone on my roster to meet me out on Saturday night to keep things #spicy

I think I’d like to own a bed and breakfast somewhere in the mountains and make pancakes everyday and leave little treats for the deer and squirrels on the back patio

That one 2009 tumblr ass song that was so tea even Beyoncé sampled it on a lead single

I get so #gay off that armpit smell

Sexy to someone is all I really want

Listening to Crystal Castles (II) on the L train

You guys the past 6 months I’ve lowkey been falling back in love with myself and the city

Fuck, marry, kill: the Butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker

Hiring a Craigslist birthday party magician for the orgy for entertainment

If he has a shower shot FOCUS ON YOURSELF KING 😭😭😭

Berliniamsburg, Brooklyn

Trying to get my boss to reply to an urgent email but he’s ignoring me

This was kind of the Padam Padam for Brooklyn techno gays… like I’m still gagged Kelela had THEE nyc native techno basement legend remix this one

@grok can you clock the gag sis boots in this picture

MADONNA RAY OF LIGHT STREAMINGS YASSSSSS

I chuckled… sue me

I knew she was a republican when I heard this nasty song and nasty stinky verse

Gay guys stop doing photo prompt tweets that involve you posting pictures of yourself when you were under 18 challenge

On Reddit searching old posts about WIRE fest and saw this PLEASEEEE 😭😭😭

WITH WHAT?????

Getting these stickers to put on bottoms at a sex party after I top them

One thing is you’ll never get called ugly by someone hotter than you…

mUTanT

Someone robbed our package room and stole my $60 Gwenyth Paltrow GOOP skin supplement drink powder oH IM PISSEDDDD

I am sooooo FAB. Check out… I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich… and I’m a little bit of a BITCH

I’m glad people online are finally talking about how annoying it is when someone asks how many sets you have left… 2 more than I was gonna do now that your impatient ass asked

me trying to impress hung Lynchian trade

How your email finds me

Gal gadot getting a razzie nom as a write in IJBOLLLLLL

Amen

If someone gave me a cigarette with their number on it I would do anything for them I’d start barking like a dog and rolling on the ground

My instagram ads have some fire clothes but I always get self conscious thinking if people see me wearing those clothes out and recognize them from the ads they’ll know I’m susceptible to meta marketing and think I have a weak constitution

We already lost Nicki this year not you too girl

Forcing myself to eat 4 servings of vegetables a day shit is bleak our here