Listening to the lady Gaga x mugler scheiße remix and I can literally feel my waist SHRINKINGGGGG

Pitchfork is for girls who poop, resident advisor is for the BITCHES THAT SHITTTT

The concept of a regime-change war conducted solely through air strikes

I’ve seen 3 different people post about buying tickets to pride horse meat disco but “they have no intention of actually going” …. If you like the party you can just say that. it’s really not that deep I promise 😭🥀💔

When your listening to Aphex twin’s Syro and 180db_[130] switches to aisatsana[102]

The US is like … ok… let’s dick cheneymaxx a littleeeee

Ich bin die Berlin trade!!!

SOMEONE ON THE TRAIN ASKED IF IM FROM BERLIN AGAINNNN 3rd time this year

This song sooooo underrated

DRUGS MAKE THIS KITTY GO PURRRRR

Supposed to be 70 degrees, I have a new singlet, and pornceptual party are this weekend….. NURSE GET THE DOXY!!!!

A24 just sent me the Pillion zine omgggg 😍😍😍

The same people always obsessed with “dl” and “trade” guys being the same ones always complaining about being single 🤔

I feel like Kristi Noem was born to run a HomeGoods in the greater Dallas/Fort Worth suburbs like it was the navy …hopefully this will bring her closer to her true calling

Getting a spot at a Barry’s class in the people’s manhattan on a weekend between 9-12 AM

Going to the UPS store is literally a worse experience

I fuck with those umbrellas that have duck heads as handles… like HELL yeahhhh

Listening to it’s blitz! by the yeah yeah yeahs on the L train in a 2009 Williamsburg hipster coded kind of way

The gay guy/ goth Latina best friend pipeline neeeeeds to be studied

I wanna see your peacock cock cock cock

The way everything I’ve seen come out about this movie in the last week has been so incredibly corny that my excitement for it has done a 180 ….

Gypsy Rose XANchard

Dom fishing

Oh this LGBT history month classic

There’s something gay guy coded about the girl at the gym rn wearing gray spandex and just totally sweating through them… love seeing women succeed in gay guy dominated fields

My name isn’t Alice…

The fact most of the new popular internet slang is just being lifted from incel forums … I can’t express enough how much I LOATHE

I made the Justice bomber at home

Seine Angst ist meine Angst Seine Wut ist meine Wut Seine Liebe ist meine Liebe Sein Blut ist mein Blut

Lesbian maxxing with my cross body baggu on the L train

YASSSSSS

I LOATHEEEE that sexy back by ****** ********** is the best song ever

Developing a crush on a top that has videos of him shooting assault rifles and riding ATVs on his instagram feed

Ok it’s 2026 I think my new bit is going to be developing a mud/slime wet and messy fetish

Last year we got murder on the dancefloor on the charts 2026 this is our new mission

Megan thee stallion will go EGOT … trust

Starting my day with a J and watching the new family guy episode with Cole escola and Trixie Mattel where Peter goes to fire island pines and does molly

Taking a moment to appreciate that I’m in a place that me from 10 years ago would have only dreamed about… #gratefulnessmaxxing

Can I say something ….

And we’ll all float on ok

2 years ago I wore glasses to a hook up and after when I was leaving he said “just a word of advice you look 10x better with no glasses you should get contacts” and I’ve never worn them since

Knew when to call it a night (this doesn’t usually happen)

Most boring and basic gay guy you know is probably complaining because her face isn’t totally beat with her tits out… God forbid a woman serves in a Lynchian way…

I get fucked up and start talking like I’m Laura Dern in inland empire

Just realized I’m too old to get the young person discount at the Brooklyn Jacks party now ….

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