If you like the housewives franchises you would really enjoy 19th century British literature shit is dramatic as hell it’s soooo tea whenever a horse comes out you know shits about to go down

I know Eric Adams is mad as HELLLL the Knicks are in the finals the year after Mamdani replaced him

going to NOWIES tn YASSSSS

Youd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

Streaming this week inspired by oomfie @nadiaoh.bsky.social

Trying to force myself to like my faves new singles even though they’re just her talk-singing over dated 2010s house tracks … don’t worry guys I’m going to get into it any second now I’m doing forced exposure therapy

They should have hunter biden and Donald trump JR fight in the MMA cage on the White House lawn

Clock in divaaaa

Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

I don’t want rainbow logos back. Some people don’t realize a lot of brands *dont* do the rainbow logos anymore because they never were actually allies. The second their consultants decided it was more profitable to drop the rainbow they didn’t hesitate. Like go fuck yourself

“I have a masters of business administration.” Well I have child like whimsy. I have a curiosity for life. I have love that overflows from my big heart and knows no bounds.

During school I’ve only been approached by job recruiters in Tokyo, Madrid, and now Berlin… Jenni tolls might be becoming an international brand

Well Darling I’m just tryna tell ya, that there’s always been a rainbow hangin over your head

Happpy pride to this meme

The writing in this is the best she’s done… harsh, brutalist architecture and a phallic building as a metaphor for a transition is so brilliant

I actually think society would be better off if more cops quit their jobs to being contestants on reality tv shows

Cupcakke stuns in Paris.

This isn’t new but the discourse about “how nyc gays afford their party/travel lifestyle” almost always comes back to “oh, they’re just in a lot of debt” and maybe I’m wrong but I really don’t think that’s true

Ever since I started TRT I’ve become like 30% more attracted to women but I don’t really have time to investigate that right now

Mom just passed away, postpartum depression hitting, found out husband was cheating, summer just beginning… she sat down and wrote the saddest and sexiest summer album ever

if i were laura dern i'd just walk up to everyone and say "how ya dern"

One must imagine Sisyphus HORNYYYY

Shortlisted for the Jenni tolls songs of the decade list

No hair… I can’t do anything with this you can send it back to the kitchen I’m not eating here

Wanted to show everyone my Kelis Kaleidoscope shirt

Pattie gonia not realizing it’s not ‘2014 woke 1.0’ anymore and making false accusations about a company as a person from a marginalized identity is not enough to cancel them in the court of public opinion anymore 😭

Wow Florida attacking a queer business owner during pride month… read the room

Mariah Carey shares new Pride Month post: “Happy Pride to my Lambs!!! 🦋🌈🐑”

My favorite movie trope is when someone runs through a crowded city or airport terminal to see someone they love one more time before they have to leave from their life

This is still so 😭😭😭

IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU LOVE HIM OR CAPITAL H I M

No kink at pride??? Not even a little???

Updating my pfp with this cool Palantir pride filter to celebrate all the queer voices working in defense contracting startups 💪💪💪

Let’s get lost tonight, you can be my GAY Kate Moss tonight

Now sissy that walk

THEYRE PLAYING BELIEVE BY CHER AT BEDFORD AVE DUNKIN YASSSSS WILLIAMSBURG PRIDE 🌈

Sunday night oysters and aperol spritzes in Manhattan is NOWWWW

“He live with his momma but I treat him like a king” one of the best opening lyrics of all time

Marjorie on aux… oh I just know they’re bumping life of a show girl

Just realized poop spelled backward is poop

There are men out there that watched obsession and didn’t think Bear was actually the villain… full body chills

Diva… I think we got lost 😂😭😂😂😭where am we rn 😭😭😭

“Gwyneth Paltrow uses arugula as a dairy substitute” and everyone is hating… but her body and skin are tea as fuck maybe you should open up your notes app and jot that down

Backrooms this backrooms that… I want my BACK blown out in a dark ROOM how about that?

The irony of how many of the defense tech startups skyrocketing this decade are technically “queer-owned businesses”