Gay guys that operate anonymous porn bot accounts are the weakest link I swear to god because why are friends I have that are on twitter telling me people are still sharing aust*n w*lf videos to this day…

Best song ever I’m so deadass you can’t even comprehend

Wearing a ski mask to Motherdisco so the event photographer doesn’t snipe me in the background of photos making out with DILFs I just met this time 😩

With sniffies/Grindr getting in bed with ICE, law enforcement, and AI companies I’ve noticed myself wanting to use them less and less. There is life beyond the apps and forcing myself to go to parties by myself and talk to people when I’m out has lead to some amazing connections in the last year!!

Guy sitting down by me on the Q train just casually watching porn but I guess that’s on me for not minding my business and keeping my eyes forward

Now we’re wearing long sleeves… and the heating comes on… you 👏 buy 👏 me 👏 orange 👏 juice 👏

Pure heroine is special because of how minimalist the production is. In an era where every major pop girl was coming out with layered bubble gum synths on top of piano on top of guitar with 4 counter melodies and overproduced dance floor anthems Lorde freaked it with a synth and beat machine.

When you remember manhattan is an island 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

A twunk that used to be a bear >>> a twunk that used to be a twink…. No further comments on this one

Saw a Tik tok about the Amtrak police entrapping people cruising at Penn station and all the comments were gen z gays saying “then just don’t break the law and be a pervert” … when I tell you the next generation of gays is COOKED and going to be full of conservatives

Mmmmhmm watcha say?

Sorry bout Grammy night, was flying out my mind, was in a different place tortured and drifting by

The 1995 Casper the friendly ghost movie … yeah …

Freaky lil bitch when I’m out with Charli, and we keep more eyes on us than the show iCarly

BREAKING MY SILENCE

College intern asking me “why do you dress like you’re 17 but look like you’re 30” ……

Sorry I can’t help you with that project right now, a hot guy posted a shirtless thirst trap looking for a roommate on the nycgaybros Reddit and is getting dragged in the comments so i need to take a break to read every mean reply

Getting my Covid booster and flu shot today

YOU GON JUMP IF AG MADE IT

im everywhere im so jenni tolls

Oh CharALLAHotte Emma Aitchison 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🕌🕋

IF YOURE IN THE SAUNA IF YOURE IN THE GYM IF YOURE GOING TO WORK BOUNCE (BOUNCE!!!!)

Real angels remember the 2016-2020 era where Charli xcx would hop on an AG cook beat and rap about selling bricks of coke with the most incorrect AAVE usage you could imagine like wow that feels like a fever dream

Using my Ivy League English degree to figure out Charli is using a key and a lock as a metaphor for a boy putting his pee pee in a girl’s woo woo when she says “got the key can you unlock it”

Reverting to my fall 2013 tumblr pilled self this last week as a coping mechanism

Gym crush is at the grocery store but he’s dressed like a gay guy from 2017 which confirmed to me he is in fact straight :(

Amaraee black star vip experience tour tickets acquired

Spending $400 to buy a flight home for thanksgiving out of guilt when I hate my family and they hate me because I’m a gay liberal who lives in nyc and works in science research

The MTA be like we invented new benches for the train platform that are filled with gunpowder and rusty screws and explode shrapnel if you sit on them for more than ten minutes to prevent homeless people from resting

I still think about st Vincent and dua lipa performing their lesbiany-sexually-charged version of masseduction at the 2018 Grammys by the way

Ran into guy from my neighborhood I hooked up with on Sunday on the train and he was wearing a suit and we made out a little bit on the train platform 😩😩😩 IM IN LOVEEEE CUFF ME CUFF ME CUFF ME

Those straight girl friends you have that are down for literally anything. You could take them to the eagle and dance with a 57 year old bear in a harness and they’ll leave the club and be like wow that was the best night ever

If you get your bud from one of those big corporate millennial dispensaries like Gotham you’re a bitch full stop. We support small businesses in this house ‼️‼️‼️‼️

How guys on Grindr who are just there to waste peoples time and seek validation react when a real fucker like myself cuts to the chase with them

I can’t help it blade is on the bird I’ll be the one who ends up getting hurt

Crumbl cookie customers

This is how being 25 feels

My mom had several beers at a Shania Twain concert in the 90s when she was pregnant with me I always wonder what effect that had on me

Could have been my anything now everything’s embarrassing.

Send to Jenni Immediately

Hi this is Jenni Tolls’ management. He was raptured earlier this morning and will not be skeeting any longer. May God have mercy on those left behind.

Lucky by Charli xcx is the new track 10 now that the locals know track 10 if you know what I mean

The RFK Tylenol thing is funny until you realize they’re trying to lay a framework to force women to experience excruciating natural pregnancies without pain management (which of course was one of God’s punishments to women because Eve ate the apple) and it’s part of a Christian nationalist agenda

You know nothing is fair in death and romance

TRT, finasteride, botox, and blue chews to gay guys

New drip I’m a Depop fiendddd

My autistic special interest is getting fucked like a slut

Me and my favorite coworker (a 55 year old single man from Kyoto that fishes competitively on the weekends) got dinner and queened the fuck outttt