ok one more bc i feel cute & sexy today!! 💕

monday

horny 2 day

second interview on wednesday hogposting imminent

sunday morning ☀️

hm i don’t remember making this but it is once again correct!! wowee worth it!!!

come clean by hilary duff, for example

douche music it’s music for douching

crankenstein’s monster

schlonglegs

which one should i post for fcf

worried i mighta shown too much personality in the job interview i just had lol

i’ve got a faggy voice and a gender neutral name it always keeps people guessing

taylor’s gonna buy that oscar nom if it’s the last thing she does

happy pride do not prioritize corporations over queer folks

happy pride! everyone wish arrow a happy birthday or else

look i understand she isn’t perfect by any means but i do vibe w cher horowitz’s idea of immigration policy

yes no ok i don’t know

our son, hezekiah, HATES us

like this if u have me muted

consensual seven minutes in heaven

any time i even consider posting a photo for fcf i hear @xfullofstarsx.bsky.social whispering ”show face”

friday

it’s a knife when somebody says “hogzilla i think you’ve totally changed”

thank you to @feralstreeep.bsky.social for reminding me of the Sweeney Sisters this morning

i just know that when i get to hell i will be welcomed by a high school show choir doing a michael buble number i just know it

lots of kind outreach but this really was a draft from last week!! i did not cry at all today actually but i also did almost nothing on my to do list!!!

i cried a lot today but i did everything on my to do list

SOPHIE

i really need another evil figure in power to *** soon it’s time

yeah i’ve got bde (big depressive energy)

if u see a stream of unhinged thoughts i’m clearing out drafts that’s all

shall we all have a little afternoon screech

almost reported my morning lawn care and landscaping endeavors as “masc” until i remembered that i did my impression of yvette from clue for the duration, so

btw i could be anything i want - anyhow, any place, anywhere anyone, any form, any shape, anyway, anything, anything i want!!!

quick dog pic 🐾

lakeith stanfield suck the soul out of me challenge

a throwback offering from brighter days ☀️ happy friday, everyone 💕

been trying not to frown so much but damn what the fuck!!

featuring lucy dacus as god

people laugh when i tell them that i read wikipedia but facts are facts and i did just spend the last hour reading the obsession (2025 film) page and every associated page it has linked and i learned a lot!!

i have gained some weight back recently and i truly am thrilled about it like i feel more like me

tuesday, blues-day, better-wear-your-shoes-day

sorry i lost interest in that song thing really quickly that’s just kind of been my brain lately lmao

how do you reconcile the image others have of you with the image you have of yourself

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

national treasure / longlegs double feature happening now

been feeling very much like Nothing Matters but then i remembered that Some Things matter very much 💕

stephanie hsu is martha may whovier

roger egger’s presents dr. seuss’ how the grinch stole christmas starring bill skarsgard