the goonaissance

now spinning: starfucker (deluxe) — slayyyter i could write a dissertation on this record; super stoked for her next project coming soon!!!!

Some lazy Saturday morning cock 🥰 anyone care to join me??

i find the netflix original film “ibiza” to be enjoyable for a number of reasons (vanessa bayer is always a hilarious delight) but most importantly richard madden is so romcom fuckable it’s insane

now spinning: mini mix vol. 1-3 by magdalena bay we caught magdalena at a local festival some years back and i have been a fan since. excited to see them a couple of times this year!! live 4ever has been one of my fav tracks for a whiiiiiile, i love that shit

who got beef?? i’m trying to find something to eat!!

slept thru fcf so here’s a lil saturday afternoon bone - assistance requested but not required 😚

just saw a minor porncrush whom i did not know was on this platform and he self labeled his content as explicit and that was the sexiest thing i’ve seen today 🥵

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i know bill skarsgard fucks

sent myself home from work bc i was feeling shitty and i slept for 8 more hours lmao what day is it

things were bad enough without harry styles threatening me!!!!

how to feel normal

sponsored by zoloft, who said “do not cum” 🙃😇

is it a pic day or a vid day? i can’t decide

when i was 17 i pretended to like the beatles so my dad didn’t send me back to conversion therapy

it was our first handmade pasta night; room for improvement but still damn tasty

sorry new pfp again bc i like this photo better 🙈

every time i watch a maika monroe number it’s just like omg leave her alone!!

hogzilla is watching it follows and baking banana bread raise the roof

now spinning: OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES NON-STOP REMIX ALBUM by SOPHIE words of wisdom: when in doubt, listen to SOPHIE.

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we interrupt hogzilla posting to bring you this very important announcement: dog in a sweater. thank you.

i’ve always been something of a stupid bitch, myself

michelle rodriguez gave an impeccably underrated comedic performance in the dungeons and dragons film btw

heard it’s ✨monday✨

the bridge into final chorus of stronger by britney spears might be the greatest musical moment of my lifetime

work hard or die trying girl

too lazy for a new fcf offering please forgive me 🙏🏻

this isn’t that serious i promise but what if i just gave up!!! what if!!!!!

Spent the morning thinking about you cuties and my body was feeling good. Now I just need some kisses all over me 💋

Do my dimples make men swoon?

hmm made aware of some very unfortunate misogyny/transphobia that is not welcome on my page - accounts will be blocked, take that energy elsewhere.

I brought your emotional support tiddy. I think you need it.

what’s queef

ask me anything!! (or don’t, that’s ok too!) ngl.link/hogzilla

maybe i’ll find a new place to take nudes this year but probably not

leaky boner hours

I wonder if the neighborhood appreciates my morning stretches? 🤔 I know you guys will! Happy Hump Day!

Meaty

i just think that hole

pearl is a july cancer — it takes one to know one

Felt good after the gym

i don’t really understand how some of yall walk around with all that dick in your pants but good for you seriously

who knows where thoughts come from?? they just appear!

faking ur own death was so much easier before