Been asking bro if he wants to hang out but he just KEEPS SENDING REELS INSTEAD OF REPLYING. Sending reels is the love language of men…

In a game there’s a wizard class with a fire build and a lightning build. One of them has a steady and methodical gameplay, while the other has more randomness and risk, but with greater reward. Which would you assume is which? Intuitively

Fun fact: If you literally translate ”sourcerer” into Swedish it becomes ”källare”, which if you translate it back becomes ”basement”!

what if i go to the gym and train no legs, only glutes?

*new weird icon appears in gui* hmm… bet that’s some ai bullshit *hovers icon* ”Click to Open AI Agent!” knew it

Isnt it kinda fucked up that you can earn money just by having money? Checked my bank and just this year i have earned ~100 dollars just from my savings account; and that’s not including my stocks! How can people think this is fair?

That feeling when you find a new bop song and you look up the music video and it features a teenage boy being seduced by an EXTREMELY sexualized woman and it’s played of as a fun cool thing

Clones! Clones! Clones! Clones! God I love pirating plants 🌱

Me: Do you want both me and <coworker> to go on the work trip? Or is it enough if one of us goes? Boss: It's totally ok for both of you to go! Me: ...I think you might have misunderstood my intention with that question...

It’s Im-So-Fucking-Tired Thursday! :D Who’s celebrating? 🥳

me, when the kebab guy asks what kinda bread i want:

Went for a walk and just when I got home it started raining cats and dogs

vibes.

How should you scale the mana of abilities in rpgs? Some asmr to fall asleep to 😌 (1/3) #gamedev

You are lucky there’s a 3 min upload limit to videos here cause I was ready to give you a 6 and a half minute talk on the nuances of mana scaling in rpgs

Boss agreed with me and said he’s gonna talk with management! 🥳

Have a meeting in 45 minutes where I’m gonna argue that it would be reasonable for me to not have a lower salary than new hires with zero work experience Wish me luck

*calls dad, but he doesn’t pick up the phone* Me: Guess he’s busy Brain: There was probably an active shooter and the ring tone alerted them. Your father got shot and died. You killed him. Me: Brain: Me: …what the fuck is your problem?

Just implemented so you can have AoE abilities in my game Yay! The day I have to start worrying about the memory leaks won’t be pretty tho………

It is too late; for I have already depicted myself as the correct way of taking a photo for your drivers license, and you as the incorrect one. Feel free to piss your pants and cry.

It seems I have built up a reputation for being productive at work if only they knew the amount of durdling around I manage to fit into a normal work day 😭

Imagine a crisp morning, sitting under a blanket together on the balcony, listening to the birds and drinking some coffee Wouldn’t that be rad?

miso soup :3

Certified meek, Seven days a week. I got this weak as body, Flight of stairs and I’m sweaty.

Ok crashout canceled I got some words of encouragement and wisdom

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

how do I make textures that fit together how do I level design so that the terrain feels like the proper size why does my grass look like fucking MUSHY PEAS!?!?!?!?!? how do people even make beautiful things? pain.

Hello, is your name Bread? Cause you're not in my home and I would prefer if you were.

She’s growiiiing! :D

apparently lots of ai images in eurovision this year lmao oh ebu, how the mighty have fallen

It's a struggle trying to teach it not to jump into the hole... But hey, the line is "smooth" and we're walking around the terrain LET'S GOOOO!

Dune Cat Budget Version

I know this sounds really boring but I implemented a heightmap-terrain optimized pathfinding system yesterday and it was really fun :3

trying to make a portmanteau out of two words but they share no letters:

what a homosexual music taste most played artist was deadmau5 tho #normiecore

I’m sorry but the chastising of people who watch/talk about Eurovision is starting to feel a bit performative. I don’t think watching Eurovision has the impact on the world you think it has. Israel being part of EV is a reflection of public/political acceptance. It’s a symptom, not a cause.

only one more hour… then im freeeeeeeeee!

*explicit sexual statement*

is it cringe to like someone’s skircle post if ur not in it?

i’m not singing ”off key”, it’s just Micro Tonal

dreaming about orc mpreg again 😌 a group of Alpha Males, getting into cheeky tussles, winner on top and then BAM pregante

3 day work week, we all stan jesus and his ascension day 🙏

hello my name is Hands and im dry as FUCK.

warning sign:

What say you, Bottom?

Vanari Bladelord in a snazzy red, green, and chrome outfit 😎 They really don’t lie when they say that Lumineth are a bitch to paint 😭 Will probably re-add some highlights later. Idk if the wash did more good than harm…

why does the D4 spiritbord have such bottom eyes? 😭

meddlr. grindr except for meeting up to scheme