Our entire party, standing infront of a statue, trying to see if any part of it has been lathered with lube (everyone failed their perception check)

Just finished listening to Redshirts. Really liked it :) Audio books slap

HOT TAKE: Managing rations, torches, and bag space in ttrpgs are ASS mechanics and many systems would be better off without them. "Nooooo OSR is the best!!! You need to make it gritty and realistic!!!" I don't car. Unless you're gonna make something cool with it, get rid of it!!!

Absolutely love it when you get stuck in chat bot customer support and they give you solutions that doesn’t work, and when you tell them that, they just repeat themselves Apparently Audible changed how you set your marketplace in the app and forgot to tell it’s bot maffia :)))))))

You know what’s fucked up? That just because you’re good at something doesn’t mean that you’re gonna enjoy working with it :/ I’m a skilled programmer, but it’s just so draining. My friend got a job at a plant shop and I’m so jealous.

Found the insta page for a new gay club in town and I got so excited and right as I was about to text my friend I woke up from my dream 🧍‍♂️

Who the fuck fed Remi estrogen???

it's so exciting to open someones linktree cause it could either be: - porn - twitch stream - letterbox and you'll never know which

We have been encouraged to use AI at work, so I was trying out coding with GitHub copilot, and oh my GOD it’s in-line suggestions drive me insane It’s desperately trying to add something to the conversation while having no clue what’s going on, like how people act in front of their crush

A really unproductive week at work but at least I got 5 ❤️ reactions in the chat cause I reminded everyone to send in their monthly time report

Coworker: *sigh* "I feel like our developer sync meetings are the only place where people are reasonable and know wtf is happening" Amen brother 🫠

Imagine a trading card game, but instead of opening packs to get cards, you bite into apples to get worms and insects. And then you can make them fight each other. I think this might be a million dollar idea.

Skeleton archer <- makes sense Zombie archer <- weird?? And why is that?

I bet getting reanimated as a skeleton warrior by a necromancer feels gooood af

So you know how some people are named River I was thinking: ”What if we did that, but in Swedish?” A child just called: ”Å” They would be bullied so hard

RTS game is progressing :3 #gamedev

Insomnia kicking my ass so I’m laying here practicing my bear smile

thought my teammate was speaking german or french, but no, he just had the worst english spelling I've ever seen

Lidl is fucking crazy… Why on earth are you selling hazelnut trees????

It would seem like it’s the European Day of Oh Geez I Think I Need an Afternoon Nap

It would seem like every project meeting now has a dedicated 10 mins to vent about our anxieties about AI taking our jobs

Am I crazy for liking body hair stubble? Like when someone has shaved their back and then it grows back a few mm; it feels so nice to touch

”why do you never text first? :(” im so sorry, god gave His weakest soldier (tired autist) His toughest battles (maintaining like, 4 irl friendships) and he’s trying his best 🥲🥲🥲

my rosemary lowkey cumming all over the place

sometimes explaining the joke makes it funnier, especially if it’s a really bad one

When he sends you insta reels but don’t watch the ones you send him

when an artists says their biggest inspiration is Lady Gaga:

I know that this is a serious magazine about cancer, but ”Prostate News” really does sound like a podcast where a couple bottoms share stories about their latest ✨experiences✨

My current addiction: At work, whenever we talk about something that happened like 10 years ago, I tell my younger coworker, "oh you wouldn't know, you weren't born yet"

I mean… if it works, and shipping is at an ok price, kinda worth it

I have made a financially irresponsible decision 😈 Give them to meeee

"My code is perfect and contains no bugs" Sometimes, you just write code that is perfection

Horned Treehopper you have no idea how much I love you

I am all for providing consumers with transparency but if you feel the need to specify the genre of your movie on your movie poster you might not have made a very good poster :|

You miss all the cumshots you don’t cum

Tattoos in only black and white are superior cause then I can bring out my markers and fill them in like a colouring book :3

Potted some cuttings (idk which species they are don’t ask) Place your bets for if they survive the month or not

"Skita i det blå skåpet" on Swedish Wikipedia sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skita_i...

The utter audacity for a piece of underwear to say ”wash in max 30 C” Who do you think you are? Huh? They do look kinda sexy tho so hmm…

ur not burning out bro you just need one more coffee I promise bro just one more coffee and we’ll feel fine dont worry just another coffee ignore the headache and stomach pain and soul crushing fatigue it just be like that sometimes just take another coffee

Are you a my friend class? Cause you can access my private parts 😏

Just saw a father son duo buy 100+ liters of soda at Lidl… What do they know that I don’t? 😨

Some men have twink body but bear face and I find that very intriguing

my fellow oomfs. why are 10+ of you following a man that posts like this?

So tired I could sleep a horse

Showed up to the office and there’s only two other people that aren’t working from home… We’re over 20 people, why do we even have an office building if no one’s here???

If I ever cosplayed it would have to be Mira Han, such a banger of a character design

Warhammer kits come with a few customization options, so you get a bunch of leftover bits Smashed some of them together to use as a color scheme tester He’s very intimidating, wouldn’t you agree?