2016 / 2026

I turned around a corner incorrectly yesterday and now my knee hurts today, love being an adult

People really need to stop fucking saying "unalived" and shit

Okay I've seen four episodes of the gay sex hockey show now and like Shane and Ilya are sooooo boring

I just remembered that it's 2026 which means Pokemon museum in a couple months :)))

Haircut evidence

Almost posted something that required nuance and then remembered nobody is forcing me to do that lmao

Joined a book club!

I got a haircut today but don't feel like posting a pic, everyone imagine me with super hot hair now

2027 is gonna be MY year 🥳😎🥰

Whoops back to thinking about how my advisor really sat me down this morning and said "hey, you don't have imposter syndrome, you're just legitimately an imposter"

Unironically love answer phone calls and answering political surveys

Alright personal crisis set aside, I missed listening to the news this morning so now I get to learn about global crisis instead yippeeee

Fifth year PhD and my advisor said I need to start over on learning lab skills because I'm a bad scientist 😎

Okay I'm on episode two of the gay sex hockey show

Tell me why I'm crashing at 6 pm

First research talk of the year done 🥳 (my PI had wayyy too many opinions for a 9 am meeting on the first Monday of the year)

Five days until Pidgey gets her harness and I can try taking her on a short walk (inside)

My foolproof method to avoiding Sunday scaries is to simply work through the weekend :)

Need haircut

Donald Trump isn’t going to be able to dodge shoes thrown at him, that’s for sure.

January gym would be so much better if I didn't have a brain that found changes to routine revolting

I've officially watched all 1155 episodes of One Piece 😎

Anyway first gym of the year almost killed me and idk why (I ate something my body always disagrees with but I did it anyway)

Okay I know I'm late but I finally played through Clair Obscur

I forgot that hangovers kinda suck rip

Baking some brown butter choc chip cookies to bring to the NYE function

Alright holiday over, I'm back to being chronically online again

The real reason I have any facial hair is because my cat likes it when I rub my chin on her forehead

Hot take but Chicago is a good city and I like living here :)

I've been an online shopper for the past few xmases and I forgot how fun it can be to like be downtown and go to The Shops in person

One Piece is such a good show (somebody's crew got hit by Viral-Trigger Forced Feminization and he used his Super Willpower to trans them all back)

Crawling out of the Pit of Despair wbu

Goods news is gained enough weight to hit my current goal weight :) Bad news is that it's after about a month of very little gym activity so it's prob not muscle mass lmao

Cheesecake Brownies :)

So far I've spent the most money on Christmas presents for my niece so I really am vying for fun uncle status

The funniest part of Expedition 33 so far is when I turned down Sciel's invitation to fuck and as a result she learned Doom as an attack

So I just got to THAT scene in Expedition 33, and like I knew it would happen eventually but I didn't realize WHEN and it just suddenly happened and omfg

They all turned out pretty well btw (except we attempted to make the macarons look like wreaths and failed lol)

Cosplaying Lara Croft while I soften my butter

Spent all afternoon making cookie doughs for my research group's cookie boxes, this year's menu: Chocolate crinkle cookies Orange shortbread Peppermint meltaways Eggnog macarons + maybe something with our egg yolks

Lol my union is gonna implode because somebody ran for president because he didn't like our old one and won, but he didn't campaign with anyone else and the entire executive board likes the old president lmao

Honestly it's ridiculous how profound of an effect taking a vitamin D supplement has on my body in the winter months

New Laptop came in! Can't wait for my first action on it to be to disable Copilot

Big News, I've officially watched 1000 episodes of One Piece

Lol the wifi in my neighborhood has been out since like 7 am and apparently they don't expect to fix it until 11 pm tomorrow

Happy Spotify Wrapped day to all who celebrate

Came in to work today to find out that my 9 am meeting was moved to 4-6 pm today, December is off to a rough start

Logan Airport how I despise thee

Asked my dad who works in IT for help deciding on a new computer and now I just am more unsure of what model to get 😭