If someone from another country explained that their president could violate their constitution's plain text but that it was completely legitimate because lifetime judges who belong to political parties said he could on the "shadow docket," you would laugh at them because their country is primitive.

Six Justices shockingly conclude that it's likely the Impoundment Control precludes an otherwise valid APA claim to require expenditure of obligated funds. This argument, which turns the ICA on its head, is so absurd that the Trump DOJ itself wisely disclaimed it a month ago. Utterly lawless.

All federal prosecutors must be admitted to the state bar (of any state) and admitted to the federal bar of the state they are practicing in. It’s time for aggressive disbarment at the state level, but also for fed judges to start dismissing USAs and AUSAs from their specific fed bars.

Haunted House on Netflix is so fun

Printing

This is simultaneously an autocratic escalation and an incredibly dumb move that will blow up in their faces

spiritually and emotionally I am these lions from a 1500s painting

The people yearn for translucent colorful plastic enclosures

Pretty unattractive season of Survivor 😔

Not good, but also, fuck that guy.

I’m sorry, but it’s only Wednesday? Wednesday MORNING?!

Republicans are so weird 😭

Goan-style swordfish curry

It would be insensitive to the memory of Charlie Kirk to air a show where white supremacists are the bad guys

To be fair, I think it would be really easy for Zelensky to convince Trump that helping Ukraine defeat Russia would get him the Nobel Peace Prize.

Anything to distract from Epstein.

Q: Do you support defund the police A: No Q: Do you support defunding the police A: Yes

Trump's UN speech was his most embarrassing showing since the "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL" one

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Evangelical Christians: 🦗 🦗 🦗

They’re worried about getting sued into oblivion for defamation a la Fox/Dominion.

They’re the absolute worst.

If this story weren't a case study in how fascist regimes tear apart the societies they're claiming to unite, it would be historically funny. As it is, it's merely super funny.

I slam the NYT when it normalizes Trump and reaches for neutral language to characterize his batshit craziness. But here they got it right.

Tylenol has learned its lesson by Susan Collins.

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

[KILL BILL SIREN]

I feel really bad for the children with wackadoodle parents like this.

It is representative of a *profound* failure of a country that this group of people are up there talking about medicine and science at all

Wtf is their weird obsession with autism?

"nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen" - Donald Trump saying horseshit about vaccines

NOw he's talking about spacing out shots? (I think?)--smaller doses, looks like you're pumping it into a horse. 80 different blends, pumping it in. Really going great.

No clerks. No building. No budget. No shadow docket. Ride the circuit. 25 justices, with 9 chosen by lottery. We will treat you like petulant children until you stop ignoring the law, Constitution, precedent, Article I, voters, & the plain meaning of words. bsky.app/profile/mcop...

We have absolutely no idea what the conditions of his return are. Boycott stays.

I swear to fucking god if Jimmy apologizes…

that 13% is Chuck Schumer's extended imaginary family

The lifecycle of a research project: "why has no one done this <obvious thing> before?" <5 minutes later> "oh god no."

Nobody on the Right cares what Trump does or says. He’s untouchable.

Thank god only two more days until the rapture and we can finally be rid of the Christians.

Good morning it’s their day

JBD

What can you even say?

Truly astonishing.

genuinely believe that a large number of political, economic and media elites do not realize that nearly half the voting public did not vote for trump

currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter

this exists it is called thinking

you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective

Folks look at you like you’re crazy when you say we’re in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in 🇺🇸 history, & yet here we are, allowing the One Special Boy to just do whatever he wants regardless of the actual law.

Pedro Pascal is a load bearing part of multiple franchises, so Bob Iger better get his act together before his choices manage to torpedo Marvel and Star Wars plans