Every GOP primary story is like “syphilis loses to pancreatic cancer”

No matter how it improves in the future , I will never feel the same level of fondness for matplotlib as I feel, deep in my bones, for ggplot😍🥰

Seems like a horrible business decision to do the exact opposite of what your customers want.

Trump is shooting people on 5th Avenue and daring anyone to stop him.

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

Congressional salaries should be based on the average salary in their states/districts State/local min.wages should be calculated by the cost to live comfortably above poverty Congress should be incentivized by the prosperity of constituents And they should go to jail when they insider trade

Unfathomable levels of corruption.

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

AI really getting on my nerves recently 😤

Marble statue of the Drunken Hercules (aka The Urinating Hercules), House of the Stags, Herculaneum (1st century BC).

I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.

HOW IS ANY OF THIS EVEN REMOTELY LEGAL

He needs to fucking die.

I regret to inform you that the president is awake and crazy-posting

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I pity the folks who believe obvious fairy tales as adults.

Looking for somebody to take me to Meridian Hill Park.

Filth.

What do you mean tomorrow is going to have a high of 96 😩

I love this nerdy little city

Breaking: The Senate Parliamentarian just advised that the $1 billion for Trump's ballroom will be subject to a 60-vote threshold if it remains in Republicans' bill.

We’re literally planning our trip to Bulgaria right now.

THANK THE GODS THAT FUCK ASS COUNTRY DIDN’T WIN BY CHEATING

There's no hope for higher ed without addressing the trustee problem.

$1B couldn’t buy them better propaganda.

When I’m old and suffering from dementia, please just stick me in a chair in front of a tv playing music videos from 1999-2005 on repeat. Let me die thinking I’m in the good place.

Are there... are there any *leftwing* penile implant experts?

Amazing

Yeah, Chris Nolan will never live this down (the movie will be a blockbuster and he will make tens of millions of dollars)

Why are these twinks frontrunners? I think it should be a requirement that James Bond have chest hair.

Bertozzi Charpentier Doudna Arnold Yonath Curie

I don’t like this.

Amazing 😂

This. I guarantee I could get at least 99% on cycloheptane if I could draw it my way. (But also now I’m experiencing PhDPTSD)

They didn’t reject the ballroom money? 🤨

I can’t get over how stellar this show is. I can’t believe I waited this long to watch it.

Maybe democratic politicians should just trying being progressive. Like just once. See how it goes.

Like can you imagine Barb and Star pulling up to a spooky old mansion? Cobwebs everywhere and bats and candles and huge staircases and their just totally normal about it

Every time I open Bluesky,

Oh my fucking god I am going to lose my shit

Justice Alito complaining about the Court granting a stay without any reasoning is, shall we say, rich? He's been in the majority in scores of such cases, many involving elections.

Watching Biden go out and pass objectively good legislation only for all the groups he helped to turn around and vote trump in 2024 really black pilled me on “voters will reward you for making their lives better” Mamdani is the best mayor NY has had in forever and I guess they don’t care

Sisqó's "Thong Song"

OMG the DOJ lawyer just said presidential power has never been "circumcised." He was trying to say "circumscribed."

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

During DC "police week" this is your regular reminder that cops don't actually justify their existence or enormous budgets by solving much crime. Approximately 11% of all serious crimes result in an arrest, and about 2% end in a conviction.

This is the money paragraph for me.

the end of this season is so cooked I’m so angy rn

This might be the worst final 5 in the history of Survivor?

A Congress that does not immediately impeach a president for this kind of absurd corruption and abuse of his office is politically illegitimate. Might as well close the doors of the Capitol and turn off the lights. Nobody is home.