these girlies 🥰🥰🥰

will my plane actually be allowed to take off today? will the pilots have to figure things out on the fly without the help of atc? who knows!

not the Camp Rock dance showing up only ten minutes into this survivor episode 💀

dunno why I took so long to listen to this olivia dean album but it’s really helping fight off the gloomy rainy day vibes while I cook a cozy lil dinner 😌

Kelly Clarkson covering we can’t be friends just added years to my life!!!!!!!! DO YALL HEAR THAT VOICE!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

one of my favorite cookbooks of all time came out 25 years ago today, from the queen, the diva, the legend @nigella.bsky.social 🥹

And it was the BEST time 🥰

the vibes on this Kele tribe are SO bad, I can’t remember a tribe whose vibe was so immediately awful in awhile #survivor49

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

office air-conditioning isn’t working today AND we ran out of office snacks

From foot taker to foot giver… THAT’S character development

Had a great time at the Marina show tonight AND met @eem12.bsky.social so all in all a pretty good Monday 😇

THE MEME IS REAL

finally watched the F1 movie and despite my initial skepticism it was actually great?

this season of survivor is already *camp*

what if wicked: for good just aftually rewrites the entire second act and now the entire second act is the last five years as performed by ari and cynthia as glinda and elphaba and also anna kendrick as cathy again

flying through storms isn’t exactly smooth but it means I get views like this 🥹

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

Disney adults, I owe you an apology, I wasn’t really familiar with your game.

the jade album really just keeps getting better and better on each re-listen, damn

good morning, saturday morning

may we all be as blissed out as this lil guy today

i need this bumper sticker to put on my office door tbh

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

hubby is on a road trip with one of our pups and look at this ANGEL of a co-pilot

booked a trip to (finally) visit epic universe today and it will be difficult to think about anything else for the next three months

a crackdown on civil society and NGOs is the playbook of strongmen-wannabes all over the place, from Orban in Hungary to Bukele in El Salvador, so that’s… a fun development 🫠

I love living in a normal country, I love that the Vice President baselessly accused the entire Democratic Party of being a terrorist front and said that all political violence in this country comes from the left

had a sex toy taken out of my carry on and thoroughly examined by the TSA this afternoon AMA

is the bakery department at giant eagle (local grocery chain here) ok???

honestly goodreads needs more concise and helpful reviews like this

definitely not emotionally ready for the ari pre-sale battle royale

This was a really special find that I only stumbled upon thanks to my fave librarian at my local branch.

sorry to report my finest work remains relevant

🎶 TO HAND CRAFTED BEERS MADE IN LOCAL BREWERIES TO YOGA TO YOGURT TO RICE AND BEANS AND CHEESE 🎶

was absolutely LIVING for this one

Ah yes the famous “war is awesome and people should do more of it movie,” Apocalypse Now.

happy gbbo premiere day to my fellow Americans 🎂

Highlight of the trek out to a county fair in Ohio today was the display of decorated hay bales

went to a savannah bananas game tonight and my main takeaway was that the MLB would be significantly improved if there were more shirtless players

just some light weekend afternoon reading on the porch

Took the pup for a 5-mile walk and he’s now very eepy.

finally saw the inimitable @ari-shapiro.bsky.social perform one of his cabaret shows tonight and it was more wonderful than words could ever express 🥹

The Democratic Party is a Radio Shack operating out of an abandoned mall as it's being demolished

Tough day for G*ylor conspiracy theorists everywhere.

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

Genuinely unreal. Not only do your taxes fund bombing a hospital, and then waiting until more journalists and rescuers rush to the scene to bomb it again — they also fund the perpetrator telling you to your face that it was all just a “tragic mishap.”