ACCEPTED A BOOK DEAL. Your boy is going to co-author a cookbook alongside my celeb chef client. I am so so so excited.

This is where I’ll be hibernating. ✨

Immaculate vibes. ✨

I told my man I had a bad feeling I was gonna find another shiny Weedle instead of shiny Swablu and I kid you not, 30 seconds later THREE SHINY WEEDLE appeared in the same courtyard.

Mentally I’m still here, and I will be for a long time.

Let winter training begin. 🎾💪🔥

After all this time? Always.

This about to go so hard. 🤤

I’m 35 do NOT ask me if I want to go to a dinner that starts at 8:15 pm.

How it started. How it’s going. Now that’s crazy. Thanks Hinge. ❤️

“I am deeply ridiculously in love with you and above everything else I just I want to be with you forever”. 11/23 ❤️💫🦦🌊🌲

Sunday snuggles in his holiday pjs.

I said I was snacky and my man surprise ordered us ice cream, Doritos, pizza rolls, and popsicles.

Bingeing the new Love Is Blind and I need to watch the worst couple — Closeted Demon Twink and Messy MAGA Girl — implode.

Why is Xerneas this year’s hottest Christmas decoration?

Hunting for shiny Swablu for 3 weeks and instead I’ve gotten: 3 shiny houndour (one alpha), 2 shiny magikarp, 1 shiny bunneary, 2 shiny fletchling, 1 shiny meditite, 1 shiny scatterbug, 1 shiny panpour, 1 shiny alpha lopunny, 1 shiny alpha Salamance. WHERE IS MY GOLDEN FLOOF?!

New season, new sign design.

Played one of the cleanest matches of the year today. Maybe 5 errors. Over 20 winners. Into the semifinals for my last local league of 2025. Thought I was ready for competitive tennis to end but if I play like that… bring on 2026.

This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for Ashf*ckingNikko

Two weeks into full-odds shiny hunting Swablu and the jokes keep on joking. Like YAY for this but also 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

That was f*cking cool. 🚀

Oh WERKKKKK. 🌊

This was me in March at my peak fitness level coming out of off-season training for tennis. Need this as motivation for the next 3 months as I get back into routine! First tournament of 2026 is in February. 💪🎾

Happy 8 years to me. ❤️

View from my home office ain’t too shabby.

I have spent the last 8 days — totaling an embarrassing number of hours — shiny hunting a Swablu to no avail but have found shiny magikarp, fletchling, scatterbug, simipour and two houndour (one alpha) in the process. KILL. ME. I don’t even want it anymore. But I can’t FAIL.

They grow up so fast. My baby Calypsooooo!

Good lift.

Weeee. 🍂🎾

This is chaos magic, Delphox… My fully realized Hecate, at last. 🔮🔥

Funny how 90s kids had the ORIGINAL Dubai Chocolate.

Hanging out with Gavin DeGraw at back to back work events in completely different cities is… so random. Lol.

These DLC characters are hot.

Mmmmyeah.

Getting baked today. 🥰🍎🥧

Last night the person working the front desk of our hotel saw me in costume and goes “I literally just saw you on my Reels feed” and proceeded to pull out his phone and show me. Birdo, girl. You deserve. 💎🎀

Everyone was afraid of my blue shell. ☹️

Thinking about what we almost had. 🥹

The SCREAM that I SCRUMPT. My little Calypso, at last. Only took about 10 hours of hunting…

POV you got rid of your side-mission Spewpa and we don’t feel bad for you.

The duality of man.

Lisa Barlow is an absolutely heinous human being lol. But damn she gives us good TV.

I’ve absolutely fallen in love with the Skrelp line thanks to Legends ZA. Spending my sick afternoon in bed shiny hunting this little goofball.

First cold of the season. 🫩

Team check! Nicknames and all. #LegendsZA

Moltres this. Moltres that. How about Pro Racer Birdo and Mechanic Luigi!?

Straights A’s, per usual. 🤭

Bad news: traveled 45 mins for a league tennis match only for my opponent to cancel. Good news: it’s the most beautiful fall day and his forfeit gives me the last win I need for playoffs.

My end-game Squad. 🌸🔮🐢❄️🪸💎

Squirtle and I are here to save Lumiose.