A significant portion of the online democratic base does not really believe we should have competitive primaries where weaknesses of the candidates are tested and that's a big problem for the Party That Will Save Democracy

Fuck 😮‍💨

Tonight's second movie is Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 🍿

In the future your smart fridge will order 10 gallons of whole milk when it gets infected by Nazi AI 😭

Spent time arguing on threads and there's a not surprising overlap between Gavin Newsom supporters, vote blue no matter who types, and people who think we have to decide the democratic presidential nominee before any states have primaries (or we'll lose) 🤷🏼

Today's first movie is Movern Callar (2002) 🍿

it's interesting to see criticism of stancil that basically amounts to "yes, he's doing good things in the real world, but don't lose sight of the fact that he's annoying online." please take a breath.

Now seated for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 🍿

One must imagine Sisyphus douching

Is it a sin to pray for the death (by natural causes) of a mad king?

POV you are Olivia Nuzzi and your garden is wet and ready!

There's a clumsiness to the script of Bone Lake, an obviousness to the twists. Most of the performances are not very good (I did like Maddie Hasson). But it's hard to be mad at a thriller that goes so hard in practical gore in the final third 🍿

Palm Royale is the Yes And version of primetime comedy soaps

Tonight's movie is Bone Lake 🍿

I hope he drives whatever little shithead is running their socials insane

Tried a new recipe. Poulet au vinaigre but I had to sub thyme for tarragon because Aldi doesn't carry it

My husband carries his passport everywhere now. I hate that I have to worry he might be "detained" and I won't be able to find him

Yeah yeah yeah we all used to drive to see movies when we were kids. That's missing the point because the world is different and consuming slop content on our phones is so frictionless that yeah, fewer people are getting in their cars to drive a town over to see a movie. That's a real concern

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986) is pretty bonkers. (Somehow a first watch for me) Maximalist playground set pieces, over the top campy performances. Dennis Hopper going hog wild with chainsaws. Like a grimy carnival haunted house ride. As hilarious as it is grotesque 🍿

I liked the script and performances in Lurker, the subtle power jockeying in every interaction, the homoerotic homosocial rites of men. I wanted this parasocial LA tale to take things farther, more bonkers and fun but overall liked it 🍿

A unscrupulous reseller gets his comeupannce in Kiyoshi Kurosowa's Cloud (2024) with clear inspiration from Straw Dogs. A broken and chilled social contract fueled by online anonymity where everyone is dishonestly trying to take advantage, scammers, men, late capitalism, resentment and grievances,

In Sharp Corner (2024) a family man (Ben Foster) becomes obsessed with saving car accident victims on the dangerous curve near his house. Voyeurism and obsession escalates to endangerment. Surprisingly restrained performance from Ben Foster. Thought of Crash a lot but Crash is much more provocative🍿

I think the biggest thing I got from Testament of Ann Lee is the cinematic experience of euphoric, horny (yet bent to chastity) religious ecstasy. Amanda Seyfried really doing....stuff. The type of arty farty bullshit that won't be for most people but I found stimulating as experience. Lots of

Today's first movie is Sharp Corner (2024) 🍿

Now seated for The Testament of Ann Lee in 35mm 🍿

I've decided I'm pro-secret agent "hairy leg." Sometimes a jokey metaphor is how you talk about state suppression of the vulnerable

Watched Target CEO Brian Cornell (yeah he's on his way out but) hang up on a group of Twin Cities clergy in the corporate headquarters lobby. Never shopping there again. Worked there a long time, shopped there daily. Never again.

that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read !

I don't have any opinions about star wars anymore but man Kathleen Kennedy was a producer on so many banger movies from the 80s to 2000s

Kathleen Kennedy, producer of Arachnophobia? Love her

Based on a WW2 anti-Nazi poster where a bayonet stabs a Bible. Our enemy today is within, destroying the U.S. Constitution, which governs this land, and not a king. If you were a patron, you'd have seen this already! www.patreon.com/emilyk

He looks like he gives a good bear dick down 😃

I love when someone calls a democratic politician "milk toast." Oh honey

This site is falling off because there's drama in the Heated Rivalry fandom and it's not even showing up here.

Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day

Got blocked for saying Jamelle Bouie is right that you go to vote even if there are fascist goons at (some, they can't be at all of them) polling places. These aren't serious people

He's right though. It's scary but he's right

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Tonight's movie is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986) 🍿

Telling my Minnesota friends, "you know. You can fill Sooooo many jugs with piss"

Piss Pig Top Dads Unite!!!!

A competent opposition political party would cut together the footage of what ICE had been doing in the twin cities with Mike Johnson saying "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do" and have it in ads all across the country

People talk about a general strike but most of my gay friends can't even keep it together not to buy Chick-fil-A twice a month

So how soon does ww3 start

Sometimes it feels like everyone muted me or something but then I can post COOOOOCCCCKKKK and everyone is like so true bestie we love cock

Garage door repair guy is so hot 😮‍💨

Had a sexy dream about an encounter with a gym dilf that turned nightmare when his hole started gushing blood and wouldn't stop 😭

Anyone on threads?

He's so beautiful. I need him 😭