Is surrendering to King Charles part of the 250th celebration? 😭

Seeing in the movie theater employee subreddit that Michael viewers are some of the messiest (on purpose I think) in several years

It's so weird to me that many conservatives trace their radicalization to one moment when president Obama extended empathy for a black teenager who was killed for no legitimate reason

You think you're sucking a cock but what if it's a hot dog

I no longer understand homosexuality. I will diminish and go into the west

Upgrade ❤️

Saw lots of beautiful men and beautiful philodendrons at Lowes today

Our common use of highbrow and middlebrow is a class signifier that is no longer coherent

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

"Taylor Lorenz is liberal Michael Tracey" I say before checking myself into dementia care

Someone called influencer drama soap operas for gen z and now that's all I see. When does the evil twin show up (or the good twin?)

So they're trying to cancel Kimmel again for a monologue he gave before the attempted shooting even happened 🫩

I want cis Americans to sit uncomfortably with the fact that most of these restrictions were ushered in through the liberal act of "just asking questions" about trans people.

What if we've already killed and eaten God

Mods are asleep. It's ok to say the would be Trump assassin is hot

We must radicalize all liberals against the very concept of ballrooms. A ballroom fire in every city

Tonight's first movie is Skin-Flicks (1978) 🍿

Saw Lee Cronin's The Mummy and I liked some filmmaking aspects: sound design, gore effects, editing and transitions (feels a little Sam Raimi). But it is too long and uneven. Needed some editing down. And you can't think about anything too hard because the plot doesn't stand up to any scrutiny 🍿

I mean if you thought Trump was the antichrist it makes sense you'd do things you normally wouldn't do

Cole Allen was not on the FBI's radar, Bureau sources tell me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...

The would be shooter is proof that liberals (specifically liberals as opposed to leftists) are angry? That's the most I can make of it

The would be shooter had a Bluesky account and liked Will Stancil posts more the most often 😭

The media is gonna act like they did after the Charlie Kirk shooting meanwhile most everyone else is like yeah. That was fake 😭

Everything is so stupid. Are we not tired of living through stupid

Siskel and Ebert put Happy Gilmore and Joe's Apartment in their worst movies of 1996 😭

Ultimately, in much the same way that Democrats who want us to believe they think Trump is dangerous shouldn't confirm his appointees, journalists who claim he's a threat to norms (or worse... their jobs) shouldn't attend his parties.

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

Really hoping the motive was like "impress Sydney Sweeney" or something

You'd be nicer about cucks if you had one in your life ❤️

He's stolen 10 years from all our lives. 10 years!

I hate him so much. I think the consequences of his assassination would be bad so I do not wish for that but hope he is dead from natural causes soon

Does no one practice for accuracy anymore? Come on

I've said this before but there was something special about the brief period when gay porn directors got to make low budget genre films. Tom DeSimone's Reform School Girls (1986) is his third Women in Prison outting and the most like a parody of the genre. The sleaze is dialed to 10 with many

Rawhead Rex (1986) is a perfect midnight movie *because* of the gap between the interesting ideas about Christianity vs paganism, gender, fertility and authority from the Clive Barker source material and script and the actual execution of the movie, particularly the rubber suit and puppetry monster,

Most of Identikit (alternate title The Driver's Seat, 1974) is Elizabeth Taylor shopping with crazy hair, dissociating, being a Karen, being assaulted, losing it and somehow being glamorous despite all that. So yeah it's campy in its way but it's also a singular, fascinating Elizabeth Taylor

If you see this post post your hole with natural lighting

I haven't seen Mother Mary or The Christophers yet but I'm hearing it's the month of Michaela Coel supremacy

Riff Raff (2024) has a great cast and that's really the one thing going for this crime comedy. The script is just half baked in a doesn't know what it wants to be kind of way. Jennifer Coolidge made me laugh a couple times, Bill Murray showed up to be menacing and oh hey that's Gabrielle Union! 🍿

I have to catch up on letterboxd today 😭

Good morning sluts. Here's to you slutting your way through the day, sluttily

That was a wonderful FCF

Good morning Europeans

Tonight's second movie on the last drive in is Oddity (2024) 🍿

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Tonight's first movie on the last drive in is Rawhead Rex (1986) 🍿

Repotting my bird of paradise because the soil it came in doesn't drain well

a helpful list of which cities Blue Heron is opening in, when, and in which cinemas. i really think you oughta check it out.