You should top a father figure today

Margo's Got Money Troubles is the first time Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman ever shared a scene?

Apples Cape Fear series is my favorite thing on TV right now. So stylish and pulpy

I'd sit through the Ice T War of the Worlds a dozen times before watching Last Tango in Paris again 😭

Marlon Brando mumbling gibberish dialogue while he rapes a woman with butter for lube sounds like a southpark joke

A scruff daddy profile pic taken at a funeral is a new thing for me to see 😭

Comparisons to It Follows are apt to the mechanics and tone of despair and dread. The central metaphor is strong but never overtakes the story or relationship between the main characters as sometimes happened during the "elevated horror" era. I appreciate that the main character does something that

Why is the Christian autumn girl influencer a gay icon of sorts for the terminally online?

Now seated for Leviticus 🍿

Today's first movie is Last Tango in Paris (1972) 🍿

Instagram algovgiving me lots of Turkish wrestler content right now

Anyway

Good morning my little piggy wiggies in blanky wankies

I am doubly offended that someone made Jeffrey Epstein pretty sexy in their anti Trump AI slop 😭

Tonight's movie is The Tree of Life (2011) 🍿

My life is...kinda empty...and I'm kinda empty...feels like it's just noise and hollowness where a person used to be 🫤

Bluesky is telling me I have an unread message that doesn't exist again. Unless you're trying to DM me

Looks like we're seeing...yes...bloomf has a fat cock

I'm pooping 1/2

So the thing with a gay men's chorus is that they do a lot of cringe things but you gotta pretend you don't see it because they're slutty and you want to sleep with some of them

It's his day and he's got his favorite food

As inauthentic as it was I miss rainbow capitalism

I'm just learning that people find the Willem Dafoe Finding Nemo fish sexy

Ate too much cause I'm lonely 🫤

Tonight's late movie is Finding Nemo (2003) for this weekends Black Check episode 🍿

Is he...you know...a thing from another world (communist)

Tonight's second movie is The Thing from Another World (1951) 🍿

I wish my father had liked me

I didn't know this was a remake of a 1993 Ang Lee movie that people seem to like better. I'll have to watch that sometime. I like the people in this, it's a drama not a comedy as marketed and it's pretty sweet. Also there is not a single wedding banquet in it 🍿

Tonight's first movie is The Wedding Banquet (2025) 🍿

An old man quacked at me at the gas station?? What could that mean

Robocop 2 (1990) with director Irvin Kershner replacing Verhoeven and a comic book writer Frank Miller story credit, doesn't balance the satire with the over the top violence like the previous film. It's the same world of Reagan era privatisation but the viewpoint feels more reactionary libertarian

When Elvira and her stunt double did that flash dance routine that was gay rights 🏳️‍🌈🎉

Trixie Mattel

Listening to Cyndi Lauper and yearning for a father figure (top)

Are we ready to pine for a daddy we never even knew??

And the voters are all going Awoooga Awoooga

Today's matinee movie is Edward Penishands (1990) 🍿

Robocop 2 made a lot more sense when I saw the Frank Miller story credit

Movie news got me asking the important question and the Internet answered: The Grinch is a bisexual top

No new skin cancer for me this year, just a mole to keep an eye on 🙂

We need a new term for bussy, one that's still really obnoxious but in a new, fun way

"Watch us" Vance Mossad assassination incoming???

New cursed timeline opening up where NYT etc chastise elected Dems for not doing outreach to young white men by doing UFC fights on the Whitehouse lawn (they'd also blast Dems if they did this)

The most annoying criticism of Disclosure Day (a movie I'm mixed on btw) is some variant of "I don't like that critics are talking about it in relation to his other movies and not just saying it's bad." Maybe this is how general audiences engage with movies, I don't know. But if you talked about a

Smug politics persons views on art are easy to discard

Thinking about Spielberg building the childhood house replica....how wonderful it would be if *anything* could let us engage with the world with so much wonder as we did as kids. Beautiful thought. You can't rebuild the house 💔

Fuck this kid. Robocop should have ripped his spine out