Stream Dopamine for dopamine

"sir, a second heel has hit the promotional poster"

Her favourite game is "fort time" where I make a blanket fort and we sit beside each other inside it for 1-2 hours

Coworker has come to my desk to say she wants to go to happy hour

I'm in a really bad place right now (my office)

I'm going to make a bold statement I don't think we need a 5th toy story

HOW was yesterday a single day it felt like 4

7 842 days until I can retire.

To the shock of absolutely no one but 8 dumb senators:

And I did my part by importing several oomfs for long weekends 🫡

"could a depressed person do this?" and it's just me laying in a dark room all day with the curtains drawn staring at the ceiling

This is so embarrassing for society

What do you mean "California champagne" I'll kill you

Maybe I should do an arranged marriage

Friend's wedding photographer has sent the first round of photos and....

Come onnnnnnn schism!!!!!! You can do it!!! www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Waiting 5 minutes for the next train is an indignity

Ijbol

OMG problematic age gap discourse let's fucking go

Quote with a 10/10 album Kylie not being the most respected artist of our time will never sit right with me

The US relaunching the Crusades after 700 years is so insane but also so incredibly predictable

Bring Joan Rivers back from the dead for this I'm so serious

after I let a man seed my sacred garden he told me he "uses AI for everything" I feel violated

When absolutely none of the insane shit Debra Messing raved about on her IG stories takes place, New Yorkers should all gather to do the Told You So dance outside her building.

Looking forward to all the worst people making good on their promises to kill themselves when this happens

HUGE news out of the federal budget today

How's my day going?

If you are a heavily laden man and want to come unto me, just let me know 👀

Dick Cheney to his friends:

Justin Trudeau:

Not bad www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...

Going to start calling the coffee shop that used to be a Subway transgender

36 hours??? Girl just swallow.

THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING WORDS SHOULD MEAN THINGS JOBS SHOULD DO STUFF

Call me old fashioned, but I think if you're doing stuff that requires $3.6 million in personal security per year, you should examine your life and change your actions 🤷🏼‍♂️

I'm giving up on dating I can't bear to speak to any more consultants

Why don't Americans spell it "famos" Oh suddenly y'all respect the letter u?

I need someone to explain uncrustables to me because it's just... a gentrified pb&j sandwich?

Sports are so funny to me because you've never met any of these millionares who are hitting a ball with a stick

Americans have taken the Christ out of Novemberchrist 1st smdh

Good morning, sound on.

There are no gay people in the village tonight. We need to start putting up checkpoints where you gotta deepthroat a guy before they let you in.

There was a dog at my super secret wine cellar today 😭 I love him

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you think I'm great but you're recently out of a relationship and not sure you're ready to be emotionally available

Drinking wine with an absolute faggot and he just talked about his girlfriend

Who up tasting their flights?

IJBOL www.thestar.com/news/world/r...

Gathered by the tiktok algorithm, I fear.

When I walk faster than another gay man

My lanky husband (I JUST KNOW ITS BIG) has the French crown jewels he couldn't possibly get hotter