Many of you are sluts

I can't believe they're making us deal with the world cup during pride month

British people on a smoke break:

Why is there no straight pride month?

Hehehe 😈

Feeling very demure, very cutesie, very slampig

Cause of death:

Y'all know she's maga down

Ok fine I'll watch the first episode of hacks

Bottoms:

No one ever in modern discourse:

Gay rights 🤝 Canadian rights.

Finally some respect for my people

Me when I haven't heard from @jamesholod.bsky.social in a while

Both, though 😍

New Yorkers wearing bathing suits in a field with no body of water nearby:

One thing gay men over 35 are gonna do is post a selfie with a beer or wine in hand

Time for the UK to do the same for property lost in the US revolution 😍 apnews.com/article/supr...

We have to start executing people who walk 3 abreast on a crowded sidewalk

Me (right, 6'3") every time I meet a man who claims he's 6' tall:

Hot potato farmer posting wedding pictures with his female woman bride I'm gonna be sick

Idk who needs to hear this but Instants are a bad format and no one cares when you post one ❤️

I'm getting Instagram ads for what I'm pretty sure is a Portuguese sex party for closeted intellectuals?

Not to be a conspiracy theorist but absolutely what the fuck is happening

Had a dream that It happened to Him and when I tell you I could have cried when I woke up and realized It didn't happen to Him...

Me to my cat at least 10 times a day:

Breaking news: Dumbest woman does dumbest thing.

Introduce yourself with the 3 digit code on the back of your credit card!

This bread price fixing class action is bullshit they jacked up the price of bread by $1.25 a loaf for 20+ years and I'm only getting $75? I eat like 50 loaves of bread a year??????

If I get ebola from the world cup crowds I'm gonna be so mad (and then dead)

Ugly Betty getting cancelled while Glee lived was an omen that we were entering dark times

Coffee machine in my office is broken which means I am broken

I'm so fucking tired of this shit

Boyfriend is neglecting me (zero kisses in last 20 hours) 😫

God I love socialized healthcare

Acrually as a bottom I would run in front of ossoff, so he can get a good look at all this cake

Men when they're a serial killer about to cut off your skin and hole:

It's so funny to think about how we all have our own little gay people in our phones.

Favourite? No. Completely insane and bewildering? Yes. youtu.be/PwkxjMVEG-8?...

Happy birthday Queen Victoria, you would have loved Canadian wine country 😍

We need a reliable GPS based alarmclock for very sleepy boys on trains

Paul, to the Corinthians:

When Robyn said "if you keep it tight I'm gonna confide in you" she was so right. Never tell secrets to a loose bottom.

Cast Miriam Margolyes you cowards

She has declared I am not allowed to get out of bed

Had a dream that gay people started using the term "headmaster" as an honorific

I haven't seen a single heterosexual person share an Instant

Wait, this one my friend took is cuter.

God forbid a bottom enjoy some soup