Lindsey Graham’s death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health.

saturdays are for the saturday

I hope the gay history books remember just how much gay dick was shared on this app lmao

I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I watched Graham Platner's 11 minute monologue about how the party pushed him out just for being a rapist.

Samantha Jones at any given brunch, unprompted:

The always incredible Patti LuPone 👏👏👏

Ok sue me but it is kind of hilarious that the one gay cruise is apparently just going on a tour of the most homophobic countries in the Mediterranean 😭😭

I need to get high and goon

ACAB includes people who wear meta glasses

Like Mary and Joseph being turned away at the inn, the Virgin Voyages gay cruise was told there was no room at the cruise terminal This is essentially a Christmas parable

Doctor said I can skip my antidepressant today if Mitch McConnell dies

dance: 10 looks: 3

One of the most judgmental things I do is reallllly judge people on the art they pick to decorate their home it’s kind of a problem of mine

It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights

We are deeply saddened to share the passing of Larry Pellegrini, beloved mentor & advocate. Larry made history as one of the first openly gay lobbyists at the GA State Capitol, paving the way for generations of advocates. We are grateful to be a part of Larry's legacy, & he will be sorely missed.

if you’re in line to talk to Mitch McConnell on the phone for 20 minutes, stay in line

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he asked me to send a dick pic smh

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Mitch McConnell's possible death raises new questions about Joe Biden's health.

Every time I hear it, I’m reminded that St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion) goes 100x harder than it needs to (complimentary)

He’s the one

Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court. by Susan Collins

We should stop nominating men for political office. It’s not all men, but it’s always a man. Men need to focus less on wielding power and more time on perfecting French macarons. Or a different non-policy creating hobby! This is why I’m a scantily clad gay loser on Bluesky.

God I can’t wait to be insufferable when they finally announce McConnell is DEAD

Weather app lies more than my ex

A wave is building. The kind of wave that comes once a generation, when people have been pushed too far, and they decide all at once, all together, that enough is enough.

wor$t girl in America

Roses are red the reflecting pool is noxious

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I am passionate about infrastructure. For example: bridges in songs

Are you hungover or just hung 👀

Sending out invites to my lobotomy watch party 😍

Is he stupid or just gay?

I was promised chubbed up brits for this game 😤

Glad you all like hard dick that hangs down low

Time to lay some pipe. I mean pipe on some frosting.

And on the 5th of July the founding fathers rested because they had snorted far too much cocaine and k off the Declaration of Independence the day prior

LOVE pink

Europe has so many beautiful sights (men with fades)

“rocket’s red glare” you mean his pink tip?

Nothing about the American flag makes me feel safe and I 100% know I’m not alone here

I am furious, but I am sailing* *the ferry to Ptown

a ship - a magnificent ship - full of gay men

randomly receiving nudes from oomfs really brightens the day tbh x

Happy 102nd birthday to the Caesar salad!!!! More impact than America 250!!

i’ve never seen a guy look good in these