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Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast

Happy Thanksgiving from somewhere off the Carolina coast

Bon voyage bitch 🚢 🥂

Saw Oh, Mary! last night (loved) and at one point Jane pointed to someone in the audience and made a comment as if she knew them/was friends with them It was Tina Fey; omg I was in the presence of legends last night ❤️😭

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Happy holidays from the Waldorf 🥂

Did they rebrand the Surge Pricing (a price gouging upcharge) as Surge “Savings”??? Don’t piss me off

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Stop. Calling. It. “High.” Tea. It’s just tea. Afternoon tea is a light meal in the between lunch and dinner. The term “high” doesn’t mean fancy, it comes from the working class taking meals at a high table.

Dog if I post something about Mamdani to my IG story that is strictly political why are you, a vague acquaintance, DMing me about it talking about “he could get it I bet he’s hung” Girl fix yo shit I don’t need this

I would’ve preferred it when she was a 100% insane cunt but I’ll still take it now that she’s a sometimes sense-talking person BYEE YOU WERID CHILD-HECKLER

Posted a banger comment on a niche gay internet micro celebrity’s IG reel 6 weeks ago and people have been liking it more or less every day since This must be what it feels like to get royalty checks / residuals as a retired icon of the stage and/or screen ✨

Even the neighborhood girl I remember holding as an infant is now engaged

Saw a product advertised on Facebook as an “intimacy blanket” to prevent spills (you know what kind) on the bed and the unhinged comments??? One guy, full legal name and face, “would be great for WS fun 😏” SIR ARE YOU AWARE YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY AND COWORKERS CAN SEE ALL THIS

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

This would work on me btw

My most unwoke opinion is I want to start calling right wing men homophobic slurs, who cares if it's true or helpful. It feels good

STOP. This is selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

BREAKING: A federal court has BLOCKED Texas' gerrymandered congressional maps from going into effect for the 2026 election

Why yes I DID come in second place with only 5 points on Jeopardy (after betting nearly all of my 11,000 points on a daily double and losing)

What’s your follower count and an event that happened in that year? 1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑

There’s something so cunty about an elderly British academician pronouncing every syllable of “parliament” like Par-lee-a-ment Work you Oxbridge-educated DIVA

History nerds (with fewer than 2025 followers) let’s do a little activity - what’s your follower count and name an event that happened that year? 1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑

Of course James Bond is a November scorpio

WOW

The beauty of life is that there are new people waiting to love you just around the corner - you need only look ❤️

The future is not in front of us - we’re following those who have come before us The future is coming up behind us, in secret

Happy National Redhead Day

I’m turning CNN tf off cuz they are talking about how Mamdani’s speech was inflammatory. Well duh! We are sick of playing nice. We are sick of placating people that are standing by while our rights, jobs and foods are being stripped away. I’m glad he was fired up! The Democrats need to take notes

For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

Jay Jones (D) has been elected Attorney General of Virginia, defeating Republican incumbent Jason Miyares. It's a clean sweep for Democrats tonight in Virginia: all statewide offices.

Happy NYC Election Day to all who celebrate! 😌😌

Gays - what have you found is a good way to tone up fast? I want to burn off subcutaneous fat on my stomach before my cruise at the end of the month and it’s just doesn’t budge

Adam Brody on Nobody Wants This is just the sweetest most adorable thing omg

The Rosenbergs were executed for less. Fuck the presidency, arrest him today.

I really think Pirates deserves the cult status that Star Wars, Potter, & LoTR have It’s a grand, sweeping adventure w/ an excellent diversity of characters, humor and romance in equal measure, and exquisite period details. It’s a gem of a franchise that isn’t appreciated enough.

Say what you will about Johnny Depp, but Jack Sparrow is one of the great characters of the last century and he’s a brilliant artist for bringing him to life

False. There are many naked cock enjoyers.

Delegates at the 1903 Second Congress of the Russian Social Democratic Labour Party:

Handsome, fit, boo’d up, AND a prime minister?? I’m actually really getting tired of our little community being represented by people who are doing QUITE SO WELL 😩 Where are the broke slightly overweight foul-mouthed alcoholic queers who bring shame on their parents??

The age of sail has returned!

Oh ffs

Actually, it has! Adjusted for inflation, the Dutch East India Company’s market capitalization in 1637 was between $8-10 Trillion. That company dominated the world for nearly 200 years - but nothing lasts forever 😌

16,000 steps today whew

A Guardian article about Graham Platner covering up a Nazi tattoo “once he learned its meaning” has goons in the comments like “it’s not a swastika it’s a totenkopf” which I come to find out was the Nazi skull and crossbones That’s not better?? It’s giving “it’s not blue it’s cerulean” shut up