there is actually a story in this revolting Nuzzi piece if you sandblast away the lies about a hot young woman being "in love" with a guy old enough to be her grandfather who looks like a catcher's mitt and sounds like an evil muppet

They said “we are gonna have aesthetics that are soooo cvnty”

Never think about how many tortillas you just ate

What’s your follower count and an event that happened in that year? The year is 2077. The cyber was punk. (Idk, I didn’t play the game, lol)

Buffalo/gochujang chicken sandwiches (I was low on buffalo sauce)

The AI that’s jacking up your utility bill, draining your water and threatening your job is also helping China hack the US. @wsj.com

Dems “here, these three emails make Trump look bad.” Republicans: “oh yeah, here’s 20,000, suckers… oh shit”

More and more, Barbie.

Google is in bed with Trump? Makes sense. Gemini is underage

I tried to use Gemini to search the Epstein docs which are contained in the House Oversight folder. Not exactly subtle, Google.

Man, I wish I had my arms around a man as I lay here on this couch

Republicans were like “what if Dems are in the Epstein files.” Dems were like “name them”. And Republicans were like “fine, we will name more republicans”

But the emails…

House republicans literally said “you thought you’d damaged Donald? We can do more”

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

I don’t know how serious to take Jacks congressional run, but calling him a provocateur is incorrect. He’s politically accurate, funny, and generally gives off good vibes. Honestly, would be a better politician than most

Do not pressure conspiracy theorists to abandon their conspiracies. They’ll think a conspiracy is afoot

🚬 has hair day he likes and posts about it. Groundbreaking

Florida does not yet have ai data centers, and FPL is asking for price increases to deliver shareholder dividends higher than any in the country

New torture memo just dropped

The world’s oldest grift joining forces with the world’s newest grift.

You know the line “behind every gay is a more evil gay”? Thiel is the culmination of that. The evilest of the gays (probably)

Apparently statistics disappear in a shutdown

A reminder that the Epstein files aren't a distraction from the oligarchy. They're an integral part of it.

Soooo… what do you think tools are used for?

I give it 3 more weeks until I break my new product manager into my obeying my way of thinking in regards to my project

The insight? Kompromat

It’s acquired

My brain wants its numb juice

Nothing makes me feel like my work matter as my company’s training material telling me it does

I keep thinking it’s Wednesday for some reason. And every time I realize it’s Tuesday it ruins my day

Was there ever a continuity between movie bonds?

OpenAI is the bottom at the AI gangbang

A true king

It’s actually fall cold here in Florida, so I can actually see everybody’s fall aesthetic

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

A high I’m gonna live off from this weekend of water polo is one of the other teams being very interested in what my bench press is

For my prep renewal, when my doctor asked for my slut number this, it’s gonna be a bit higher than usual 🤭

I really hate being asked “what’s good?” I’m never sure the right way to respond

Good Grief

Yeah, this’ll sure help get more air traffic controllers

Maybe that hag will finally leave us alone and go back to ruining her 4th marriage

He just thinks maintaining his friendships with republicans is more important than protecting the constituents Republicans are screwing over

Trump take pasta

I have nothing new to add to what so many people have said about this feckless deal senate Dems are doing.

Why did I buy more snacking cheese at Costco yesterday? I still have some left from the last one! 🧀

That’ll make a nice resistance needlepoint pillow

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