Yourself but as a cartoon

Morning. Hungover. Put dick in me to cure

Oh yes, we can casually challenge a legendary Pokémon.

Why am I in love with Sideon!

Twink-a-twink Twink-a-tough Twink-a-tongue I don’t know the statement I’m making. Just watching Pokemon horizons

There was a gay I followed who was pro ai. I’m not sure if his disappearance was cuz he stopped posting or he blocked me for my anti-ai posts: Especially cuz I don’t know handles well

Imagine how many male Americans think they can score a point against him

My favorite snippets from this

A young silver fox is in the brewery tonight with his woman, and cmon girl you can do better with intimate touch that delicately touching is watch

Coworker today: “what do you think about the college World Series” Me: “the what?!??”

This one did my thirst trap numbers

Ok Friday

Oh. It’s “I saw the sign”, not “I saw the sun”

Ok Friday

Tonight’s bowling was 95, 117, and 112

… who?!?!

our posting senator

Pokémon’s like “let’s drink shuckle cum!”

Back on the bowling

If we stop testing the numbers will go down… right?

Well, you sell goods at a price and suddenly unknowingly change it, of course there will be issues

Pokémon’s like “let’s drink shuckle cum!”

Lemme give this a try. my dick is hard!

You think Lycanroc should have special eclipse evolutions? Solar and lunar both?

Farro. Who knew?

The devil works hard, but this trivia lady works harder! A question about Scott Pelleys firing!? This fast?!?!

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His elderly mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than US skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

Bluesky, go back to the easy save image button

I’m always sure to gently flirt with the gay brewery bartender. Not enough to be teasing/leading on, but enough to make him feel good

I miss the days when I went on Wikipedia rabbit holes. Just for the hell of it

This is 59 minutes

Someday I’ll go to my brewery’s trivia night. But today is not that day

Bisexuals:

PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat https://theonion.com/peta-billboard-falsely-assumes-man-wouldnt-eat-his-cat/

Thanks to Grindr, Madonna no longer has a secret

I hate chin-ups

Oh, are we speculating again?

Me just after a guy breeds me

I’m just saying. If Trump kicked the bucket on July 4th on Americas 250th anniversary. That holiday would be a crazy celebration for all time

Took them long enough

Everyone go to your local Costco and get one

I blame him

Well, waste not. We’re drinking it all

Being an idiot, I opened a bottle of champagne instead of a bottle of wine…

I don’t think I could even return one of her serves, much less a point

I too love acing my test at the doctor’s every three months . It’s why I keep going so often

Good start to their ipo filing

*dies from the annoyance of a PM asking for a document to be resent to them for the 15th time*

Hello payche— and it’s gone (homophobic)