Gym crush with his slutty waist and big ass 🥵

the idea of needing to have a run-off election is so anathema to me. JUST USE PREFERENTIAL VOTING.

Maybe Crenshaw will resign early

Maybe having religious nutbags who want to trigger world wars in the Middle East to fulfill biblical prophecies in charge of one of the strongest militaries in the world was a bad idea

That strategy has never gone wrong

Every Pokemon game:

Maybe Epstein is alive in Israel and giving Netanyahu blackmail info…

The horrors. They’re persisting

Honestly, them dropping 3 planes off the aircraft carriers should have been a sign on how this would go

Rou Jia Mo

33 now

Hurting after running yesterday

Somebody asking you “what kind of guys do you like” on the apps feels so needy and annoying

QTP with your favorite Princess Zelda! (wrong answers only)

Finally ready

Behold my dumplings

Pick your starter

Yep. Hated that

Gonna go for a run. Pray for me

The important thing for me to know before I choose my starter is if Growlithe is in the game

Can’t wait for Trump to claim he ended this war too

I hope there are many a lawsuit bogging down paramount/warner merger

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

Odds are I find more things wrong with myself in my bouts of introspection than the DOJ will

I’m intellectually very into making dumplings. Might make it my personality for the culinary future

Need Zohran to convince Trump to fire miller

It’s all just… so much 😞

Drop something METAL

Huh. Interesting

Goodbye heated rivalry on HBO

Share a tv show that raised you

If you jump rope in the middle of a busy area of the gym, I hate you

I’m coming to the cottage cheese cottage

Gottem snipped

Humpday, boys and theys

Flamigo, a famously popular pokemon from Gen 9

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

I’m coming to the cottage cheese cottage

ICE will probably soon tactically nuke Minneapolis

Gym crush who I really want to makeout with between his ample cheeks

My commitment to physical media shines through much more in regards to books

Humpday, boys and theys

I don’t think the actors were the problem

Stawp, I can’t get any more hard

War on cow protein

The thing that will cut it short is when he shits his pants

This time, the lower courts should probably freeze the tariffs instead of letting them run on

Oh no. It’s happening…