Just for fun

The devil when he went down to Georgia:

Another morning of wanting my guts rearranged

“High protein cinnamon buns” I’m gonna have to stop you right there. I’m never gonna eat cinnamon buns for proteins sake

I’ve once again concluded that water polo is the best way to get an even tan line

Confirmed. Costco ones are serviceable. But the homemade ones were better and gave me a sense of accomplishment.

Unfortunately it’s hard to get evenly sun on the beach

The punchline is our lives dealing with this

Pulled the Speedo off in the brewery bathroom and freeballing feels so good

Every day at 8pm

Yes true. But Dems need a senate majority first

Class of scare? Let’s wage it! Fuck them rich fuckers at fox and cbs

I live in the cultural void that is Florida. So doubt I’ll get the chance to see the the hot bois melodiously sing about an iconic sinking ship here

And if I envisioned this for myself? The blonde straight haired version?

2 Recession 2 Great

A president twunk? I think it’ll work out

White lotus season 7: Elizabeth’s Holmes starring as herself

Hey, don’t attack this man who has no object permanence

Straight man: I spend 3 hours a day at the gym Women: that’s too much. I don’t care. Not interested. 1 version of gay man: so hawt 2 version of gay man: its doesn’t show

Jacking off is also included in the top part

We can only hope

Some gays: close friends saw it first Me: close friends MIGHT see a censored version of what’s on gay sky

Is it a gay crime to not have seen Titanic?

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Tees? Offensive to my culture and religion

The troops are served worse food than kids in public school. Bleak as fuck on both counts

The key to going to the beach solo is bringing enough entertainment and liquids

I know gay men with better relationships with estranged parents than Trump has with the Bible

Random drunk lady at the brewery came up to me to ask how big my arms are? I didn’t really know how to answer that

Job today is beach

So that didn’t happen. Thought I had a top coming over then he wanted me to send him money… block, and chose to go to the beach

This boy wants to be bred this morning

Just saying, I’ve never hooked up with someone who’s only photos are expiring ones

Sozin’s Comet time

Person: give me a milkshake DQAI: chicken bake. Got it

So morale is good, then?

Ok calm down bloomf. No need to reskeet every post on blue sky

Increased Work Commitments Causing Man To Neglect Alcohol https://theonion.com/increased-work-commitments-causing-man-to-neglect-alcohol/

Mauls droid really is his mvp

Am I being mean or funny in a bitter/cynical way? It’s a question I ask myself sometime

Gas in the $30 range?!?!

Realized I forgot the picture

The last of the homemade dumplings. After that’s it’s trying the Costco ones. Although I doubt they’ll fill me with the same sense of pride

Feeling hot. Hope blue sky lets ya see it

trying to post through it rn

Up next? She’s gonna visit prisons. She needs a literally captive audience. How else will she fill her events?

Just pick me. I know. Novel. White blonde dude

SpongeBob meme of Patrick saying “boo taxation on luxury second homes” and SpongeBob saying “stop it you’re scaring her”

How am I supposed to make some of you love me if I can’t quote post or comment your posts?