I’m curious who everyone’s rooting for to win at this point in the season?

gay flirting is just going to someone’s page and liking 3-5 posts in a row 😊

The yogurt I ate for breakfast expired in December and I dropped my antibiotic on the clinic floor (still took it). Happy Friday the 13th ☠️

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from:

you up? :)

some of the girlies at work love heteronormative gender roles any time a queer couple rolls through. The amount of times i have to answer “so which one’s the guy and which is the girl in the relationship” is exhausting 🫩

the repost feature on instagram is crazyyyy like wdym I accidentally reposted some gay porn star’s hookup app screenshots for all my coworkers and family to see yesterday??

hey I know it’s a long shot but has anyone heard of this niche little indie game called pokopia?

oh to live a day in his shoes

do you shoot ropes? have you shot ropes? will you shoot ropes? when will you shoot ropes?

Happy Sunday don’t forget to tickle his tip for good luck this week 🍀

Did you know 10 lightning bugs = 1 hug

idk I just think like some guys are sexy and some guys are hot, you know what I mean?

theatre besties: for someone who’s never seen cabaret —Fosse film or Alan Cummings pro-shot?

I want to do ✨things💅🏼 but I don’t have 💋time😌

I think I’ve synced bladder schedules with the rest of the clinic because all the bathrooms are always full when I have to go

anyway thank you to all the good boys who bought my feet pics

Alright who started the gay ringworm?

Can’t wait to never see her nasty mug in the DFW security line again 💅🏼

someone buy my feet pics so I can buy a switch 2 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

GM my little glass filled dumplings

One of my finch goals is to limit social media before bed. Oops 🙊

How I arrived on bluesky (back in the invite only days)

DALLAS COUNTY!!! Polls are open till 9pm!! Get out and vote!

Countdown set (for my after work nap 😴)

She looks like my leopard gecko Flo I love her

artists announcing the next album of the summer:

good morning beauties hope you’re having an amazing Sunday 😇

Getting valentines from bloomfies 🥰 @eekayj.bsky.social

butt’s real hairy right now

Solrock Hydreigon Ampharos Nidoqueen Eelektross

Me when he unzips and takes it out:

what if we took fcf and put it in my ****

I LOVE ALL THREE 😭

so who was the traitor?

hosting straight women is a different kind of hell. what do you mean you don’t know how baggage claim works???

head SPINNING weeeee 😵‍💫

I think Rupaul needs to stop huffing fracking fumes because the judging this past week has been CRAZY boots

Who knew yoga was like a real workout??

when his profile says 8”

lightheaded but in a sexy way 🫨

I’m not a polyglot but I am poly… …dactyl

craving a boston cream donut something fierce

bad news fam hot neighbor who mows the lawn shirtless in very revealing basketball shorts is moving 😔

first time hiring cleaners tomorrow and I sure hope they get my life together 😌

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage Celine Deyonce

I’m being judged for making smores with a lighter as if I didn’t grow up toasting my marshmallows on momma’s Virginia Slims

HUH?!

I think the dumbest critique for an IMPERSONATION challenge is “we need to see you!”