forgot to pack black pants oops

alright boys order up

i need to suck the ball sweat from his underwear

Is this discourse?

forgot my sunglasses so I can’t take sexy pics at the pool sorry boys

do you want the house tour? I can take you to the first floor because the second is where we moved the mess from the first floor or whatever Sabrina said

some of you look really good for your ummm age

blowing up the gc during my afternoon poop break

thank you for all the replies but unfortunately I’m going to have to smell all of you to pick my favorites

threw my back out getting crazy wild last night

what do u smell like?

starting a bluesky recap podcast where a special guest and I discuss the top posts of the week, who’s in and who’s out, skircle metrics, and interview a skylebrity

my barber wanted to be a little ✨different✨ today

I think the fast forward function on reels/tiktoks is so funny (in a sad way). our attention spans couldn’t handle long form so they shortened it. now we can’t handle short form so they’ve found a way to shorten that 🙃

hi

aren’t nix like lice?

wait I’m sorry the neighbourhood looks like WHAT? 👀

The Australian accent is so silly

how many loads deep am I? not enough but like never say never. like Debbie Ryan said I’m gonna make history

who’s hogging the braincell today?

hot waiter said he can “split them in half” and readers that is when the flood began

yall ever had a BM on your DE?

listen

Rupaul loves the trains community so much he had AI make them a little movie 🥰

gm first message I opened today was a patient copy and pasting what ChatGPT told them so that’s fun I guess

trying to keep track of which group chat is for talking about which bloomf

god I despise reddit. posted on r/monstera for advice about my struggling thai con MONSTERA (plus crossposted on two other subs) and the only response I received was “there’s a thai con sub” THAI CON SUCK MY DI—

left my phone in my car all morning what’d I miss?

do u like me y or n?

no I really shouldn’t bluesky drafts page

is this sufficient?

why do cute little guys like me have to do big not cute things (work)

Texas flies are something else. No fear. No fucks given

something about squeezing a stress ball with a 6”+ girth really calms my nerves idk

who up monochroming their monday?

happy monday what’s the discourse today? who are we cancelling? what’s grinding our gay little gears?

shocked that this is Shoshana’s first Tony!

currently writing the future Tony-banned production “Bluesky: the Musical”

who knew the lead singer of o-zone was so hot?

anyway since I have no power and no AC who wants to go get martinis? 🤩

what’s not to love about texas? we’ve got summer power outages, winter power outages, screwworms, measles, and TWO six flags 🤩

about to risk it all for the ponytail

good morning to everyone except those with Ariana tickets I hope your water never runs clear 😌

Peter’s gay! GAYYY!!

getting athletes foot during pride month to please the food boys and sourdough girlies

you heard it boys get your speedos and get over here

why are you, a gay person, not spending your Pride month by the pool?

Thas my bald man 😍

yesterday I acheived lifelong dream. love when the universe gives to good people 🥰

the b in lgbt stands for bald