wdym you’re hot without facial hair?

one thing I miss about living up north: a functional power grid

Anyway you were all wrong

i personally believe that us americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and i believe that our education like such as in south africa and the iraq everywhere like, such as,

breasting boobily

Still not over how good bugonia was

will send hog to anyone who can guess the city I'm building on my day off

Me in France that one time:

have you ever released your inhibitions and felt the rain on your skin?

if lerrrgan comes knocking don’t answer unless this is how you want to spend your Friday nights

Having to put “trump conservative” on you billboards to get attention from the bootlickers is so embarrassing. Like if someone used “Obama liberal” on their signs I’m pretty sure blue voters would laugh that candidate off the ballot

gm I’m back to being an absolute ray of sunshine today

While I’m already on one if you’re a grown ass adult posting AI photos of yourself, especially with uncanny celebrities (see: Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams) I will be unfollowing and maybe find a hobby or something idk

100% of house democrats should be backing Noem’s impeachment. Not “more than 70”. Not “dozens”. Every single dem or else they should be primaried

The best part of having notifications on is seeing yall scramble to fix skeet typos 🤭

why does the hevy rest timer notification sound like gr*ndr?

gm on today’s episode of what’s wrong with shane: knock knees

watching “how to audition for drag race” as if I’ve ever left my house in drag, don’t have crippling stage fright and social anxiety, and know how to sew, dance, or act 😵‍💫

having a homosexual crisis

gm to everyone also repeating the same cycle of how is it already monday again until we die

*needs to be relevant voice* did you know I worked as a PA at the theatre where Amanda Seyfried and Christine Taylor started acting (definitely not at the same time)

Daddy Noah 😫👏🏼

“CBS news — America’s place to see BS news”

besties we’re wine drunk you know what that means 🤭

listening to lux by rosalía

This is how she tells us she wants to go outside

hit clips with the triple image x j*mie lynn spears version or girls just wanna have fun

2016 vs 2026 we love a monochromatic look

Athena: “disco is my era. I’m just going back to my childhood” Ma’am you’re in your 30’s stfu

You know it’s time to go home when I start writing 3’s backward 🤦🏻‍♂️

rip to my first stress ball of 2026 🪦

it’s a no bones day

gm bloomfies showing up in my dreams last night like

I just want one medical drama to include a 10 minute scene of a nurse quietly dissociating while their coffee brews with the faint sound of call bells/bed alarms/phones ringing in the background

ready for the pitt

save me lavazza opera intenso dark roast

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Coworker’s worried about getting sick so I told her to take zinc. She says “my boyfriend just bought zinc. I don’t know why but he says it’s good for stuff.” Should I tell her? 👀

1. It’s not perfect but no social media platform is 2. If influencers/celebrities truly migrated over and put more effort in than “forgot this existed lol” every 6 months their followers would… follow 😱 3. Seeing actual posts from actual people instead of bots/ads is how social media should be

plant gay post: my string of hearts grows like a weed by my string of pearls took MONTHS to make one new ball 😵‍💫

gm spent the first 30 minutes of work dissociating and somehow my inbox did not go down

Happy 1,600 Americans should be in prison but aren’t Day to all who celebrate.

“you didn’t update the whiteboard”

babe wake up we’re bulking #mcm

oh THATS what lateral raises are supposed to feel like 😮‍💨

Listen, I may not be the smartest crayon in the box

gm some of us never stopped working so answer your email and eat my ass (respectfully) 😌

not sure who needs to hear this (I am sure) but I deserve to be **** at least once a day every day

not to play the sympathy card but I haven’t ***** any *** in 2026 😔