the tragedy is he’s still kicking

this is for Rachel

gm c*m d*mp summer is cancelled because the h*le doctor can’t see me until late August

Maybe when (if) I get married I too need $50k floral arrangements 😌

this you?

Tuesday innit?

What’s y’all’s go-to cleaning music? Mine is Father of the Bride by Vampire Weekend on vinyl

gm can Botox fix rbf?

Whatever I doordashed sushi

I put my phone down for 10 minutes and we’re doing THIS again? 🙄

Neighborhood gays identified. Contact has yet to be made

it’s frideeeeee 🥳

Hope you’re all doing well, staying hydrated, taking brain breaks! You deserve it for getting through another week 🫶🏻

feel like everyone’s ******* nowadays. should I try *******?

Oh hey what if we did a throwback Thursday? April 23, 2020 😮‍💨

Okay now *this* is my reading level

Me flirting: *eepybruh.bsky.social liked your post* (But also this 👇🏼)

Need to wear something animal print for my niece’s sweet 16. Anyone with style please help…

Notification: “News network halted as Donald Trump, 79, drops…” stop toying with our emotions 😫

The earth is 2026 years old today what’d you get her?

I don’t know what to do with my boobs in pictures

greatest city in the world

what’s getting each other just a little chubbed up between friends, right?

good news everyone I woke up safely from my lil nap

got drunk and posted too much last night sorry I’ll be quiet today

Love a “country” girl from Pennsylvania

I am SO happy for the winner (even if she lost the lipsync)

“America’s next drag superstar had quite a year”… love Onya but where’s she been??

It’s giving

Btw I use native deodorant and she don’t help

If the rumors are true and the final lipsync is Miley I’m manifesting 23

Need Need *Not you Pikachu* Need Need

I’ll be stoked for any of the final three to win tonight. They’re all so talented and gave such a good season. Good luck ladies!

don’t forget your skincare babes

Yall can never make me hate Dr. Robby

Just watched @dylannn.bsky.social scroll past my post without liking so I think it’s over

sigh

Anyone able to translate Japanese characters?

The fact that no one’s posting pit for The Pitt finale night is

feeling cute today. no pics attached just wanted yall to know 😇

I don’t get gay off tequila I get gay off vodka cranberry I get sick off tequila 🥴

we need to stop making up words bc what the fuck is a clavicular, who is a mogging and is looksmaxxxing a promo for tj maxx or something?

morning.

don’t knock me down I’m load bearing

Someone decorated my favorite work bathroom with a nice rubber fig. Problem is there’s zero windows or sunlight in here 💀

I think I forgot to put on deodorant how’s your Monday going? 🫩

It’s been so long I can’t even remember what happened on Euphoria

Update: still alive. Mulch and path lights added

I’ve got that yapper in me that needs to come out yk