Bald bearded men kink is in full effect today

Baby goats give toothy head just like you 🥹

Popped a melly I’m sleeping

Good morning! Hope you have the sexiest Tuesday

It’s time to get spooky

I hope the half time show is in 3d this year

Big ears 🙂‍↕️

Paul Hollywood I’m cumming for you 🙂‍↕️

Hey, whores. Let’s get it outta the way. I need to tell someone. Like, I just had my salad tossed, ass ate, ass eaten… I don’t know, I’m not an English major, but like, I didn’t like it. It felt like wet butt, like two out of ten, maybe three out of ten

I was very brave about this 🙂‍↕️

Do the British know what any food actually is?

We all remember our first autism but do you remember your first felch?

Hi Sabrina just saying you should change the lyrics from “my thighs” to “both thighs” for double entendre purposes this has been a psa thank you

It’s mine boys 🙂‍↕️

I’ve never rooted harder for a season to end than anyone to win #bb27

Just gotta say this administration can’t even stage a supposed “radical-left Democrat” crime scene without the most pathetically planted evidence… you’d think a 34 time felon could do a little better

Happy hump day don’t forget to water your plants

I don’t care if Dylan Efron can dance or not he can still ruin my life

Still not renewing Disney or Hulu, but nice to see our money speaks louder than Donald’s fat mouth and fingers 🙂‍↕️

Happy pride Dallas! If you see my cheeks in oak lawn no you didn’t 🙂‍↕️

On a scale of 10 to 10 where would I land?

30 years of life and I still cannot dance 💀

Who wants to bedazzle my dexcom for pride? ✨

What’s so great about fat juicy cocks anyway?

icymi I’m back on my bullshit of immediately taking dirty mirror pics after lifting

Mind the gap

Nice skeet show hole

But no one has coded media in the DM’s yet? 🥺

When he give me that look then the panties coming OFF

When does bulking season start?

“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

Taking advantage of the last pool days of 2025. Pool party anyone?

BAKE

Delete your X account. You don’t need it.

Yall should reply with pictures of your veiny arms… for science of course 👀

Anyway should I go blonde again? 🤔

anyway, she’s a total diva

Reselling tickets over purchase price should be banned. And yes I’m still bitter

Today’s crashout brought to you by joining the wrong date queue for Ariana tickets

Who’s mark and what did we book him for?

Should I go for a run after work or slowly rot on the couch until Mother Earth absorbs all my essence for fertilizer?

Pulling a Mariah and doing the bare minimum today

Sabrine and the Queens

I need to know who snatched and yanked Jessica Simpson’s face!? 👀

Damn. This was only 40 *days* ago…. 🥺

The f-words at Gaga’s concert tonight better TURN UP 🙌🏻

Winners never spit and spitters never win or whatever the saying is

Cum? In MY asshole?