If you haven’t converted already, I’m telling you to convert to sitting down to pee.

Big hairy cock

The baddest bitches in America are the women who work at Planned Parenthood

Soaking wet in the forest yesterday but it was amazing

Dick tonight

I’m not sure how much longer I can make it in the Midwest because anytime I start talking to people about my interests it sends them into a state of catatonic shock and disapproval lol

What I found in the forest today

If you’re trying to get some dick definitely don’t use this strategy lol

I sometimes wonder if the game reviewers at IGN even like video games lol

#mcm #monochromemonday #sfw

Some post run sweat and pecs

Jasmine Crockett 5/5 AOC 5/5 Ilhan Omar 5/5 Bernie Sanders 5/5 Politically this is where I am

I lost my phone during a rainstorm tonight outside, and I was looking for about 3 or 4 minutes when I somehow spotted it in the street under about 3 inches of running water against at the bottom of the curb. It is not damaged and still working 🌈 ✨

Here’s a video too #fcf #fatcockfriday #gay #nsfw

Might as well post some ass too #gay #nsfw

#fcf #fatcockfriday

I know I’m a plant person because last night my nightmare was that all of my plants were covered in brown spots and dying and I was really having a bad time lol

The Republicans are trying so hard to intimidate and threaten civil war but literally nobody has time for civil war, and the best part about being anti-war is that you know peace and people who try to incite war just look like idiots

Stay anti-war everyone ✌️

Some chest hair for the day

Good morning, sending my positive energy to you ✨ #gay #vpl #selfie

When BIPOC and queer people were killed over the past 10 years all republicans did was say blue lives matter and nothing else so they have to stop being so mad about some people not giving many fucks about Charlie Kirk

It’s kinda crazy seeing myself with even a little bit of muscle these days because in the past I had basically none. Keep going to the gym everyone, there’s nothing better 💪 #gay #muscle #sfw

I am really hoping this gets good reviews…

Last pic and now it’s 🛌 💤 #gay #nsfw #balls #cock #erection

Some additional cock #gay #nsfw #hairy

Here’s the sweaty version

Starting the day #gaysofbluesky #shirtless #mushroomdaddy

Okay, so I have people not respond to me all the time on apps, and if you get super mad that people aren’t responding to you on apps, you have to take it less personally and just hit up other people. Don’t send messages to strangers telling them they’re assholes, just go talk to someone else.

The Republicans are so shocked this dude was murdered, we’ve been up in this bitch being wrongfully murdered for decades, if not centuries, and it’s not like they ever give a fuck

Saturday morning ass #gay #nsfw

Thanks everyone for helping me achieve my goals

I just looked at a ticker with top trending hashtags on Bluesky and there was a noticeable amount of gay, fat cock Friday, and NSFW tags near the top. Great job everyone 🏳️‍🌈

For everyone with a precum fetish #fatcockfriday #fcf #precum #gaycock #nsfw #gay #gayporn

If you oppress people and starve them of resources, they will, in fact, kill you.

Some cock for you all #gooners #hung #gay #bigdick

Last night I dreamt someone was trying to help me with my phone but I like wouldn’t let her because there were dick pics everywhere and she kept being like give me your phone and I was like lmao no. I once saw a meme that said “Gay culture is leaving your phone screen side down on tables.” 🤣

This is how straight people talk to me about their sexual history

I live for Doja Cat

#mcm #monochromemonday

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We always have to stay thankful for the bops we got during Covid

I’m a Resident Evil junkie 💉 and Capcom releasing Resident Evil 9 on PS4, Switch 2, Xbox, and PS5 is a surprising and smart move. Give Nintendo some serious M games. They need it.

Pics for #fcf #fatcockfriday Wishing you all a great Friday ✌️🌈

🍊 is not the foundation color you should be using

A vibe

As promised, cock #fatcock #thickdick #hung #veiny #edging

The mustache era is here for a long time. I might have to shorten the left side up a tiny bit 🤣 I swear I’ll post dick soon

I bought the patch for $7.50 and the hat at Goodwill for $3.00 #dodrugsmakeart

Honestly rn my goal is 666 followers