maybe if they shut down LPSG 💀

thought about doing OF but every single thing On There is findable online for free and that’ll just piss me off

no matter how many times yall post this it’s not happening. we live in gray now

wait gm to my little princes

unfortunately I do have to lock in today

5:30am in the parking lot reading this over and over

this is our “why” here at R:BA Industries

bring me flowers 🥺 bring your sweat to my bed tonight 🥺

me: “that show Outlast you and mom watched has another season” my dad: “is it called Alone?” holyfuckingshit

my posts about being nearly attacked by a dog and then screamed at by its owner on a local trail

learned my lesson to never have expensive sunglasses when my aunt’s ray bans got sucked out of her sports bra by g-forces on a rollercoaster in cedar point and hit me in the head

never not amused by British people putting x at the end of everything x

it’s bc he forgot the umlaut

had to hit the deck bc roomie accidentally joined her zoom meeting while I was standing behind her with blunt

this season was riveting because there were abject villains hidden in plain sight

my hole is closed to anybody who doesn't know Hyberballad.

down bad but my hair is still so so soft

reposting for hump day and what are you gonna do about it?

one thing about me is I love a limited edition variety pack. no matter what it is.

sorry I got drunk and rambled about how it was a very meaningful decision to have Ja’mie King’s family be South African instead of Australian

irish cream backwoods back at the corner store iktr faggots let me hear you make some noise

very sweet couple asked me for directions and I fear I did not assist well enough 🥺

inna woods

small tees starting to feel tight on my chest and arms instead of belly for once in my life 😳

helllll yeah brother

I just don’t think things you purchase in an AMC lobby belong near your genitals

gonna post something to make some of you mad bc I’m bored at work

I love going down to the food court in camo gym shorts and a 16 year old tshirt and getting dirty looks from all of the chumps in suits

every male cancer is gay

oomf made me feel better 😌

gm :( I am sad

PRETZEL? Quinn you will be dealt with

sorry if it sounded like I was being a hater 🫶 I was

Littering is such broke, dusty, dingy etc behavior I will never get over how stupid people are

ALL I NEED IS A DRINK AND A LITTLE LOVE 🥺

dang what’d I do this time

the algae in the reflecting pool is downright hilarious

wow four gallons that’ll do the trick

that’s why they tried to put me on PIP when I did transportation logistics sales

Got a full ride scholarship to the TeaBody institute

anything that comes from the ocean

teaaaaaa

puny dudes wearing shoes bigger than they can fit in is a tale as old as time… a tale I love to laugh and laugh and laugh at

someone has me on a “str8” list on here… is it bc I said I’m only 90% gay that one time

trying to convince fwb to come over and let me sniff his balls while I catch up on my shows later

6 year old me trying to figure out how to get a Gengar

I’m an idiot on here bc i am highly proficient and correct at work and use all of my brainpower at my desk

really bothered by the shape of North Carolina do some reason

gm btw

server is down at work? gotta take pics of my leg hair