Ryan: Battle Angel
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doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy 18+ and nsfw ya dummy
really depressing family drama ruined my mood so I stayed in tn 🥲
about 3 hours ago
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Ethan
about 8 hours ago
Fruit roll up
add a skeleton here at some point
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should I pull a My Dad and keep my mustache for the next 50 years
about 8 hours ago
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katamari damacy but I’m rolling up guys I wanna bang
about 8 hours ago
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I was going to have a nice, calm, and well-behaved weekend in the house, but dl hole calls…
about 9 hours ago
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can’t remember if these hit the skyline yet… oh well
#fcf
about 13 hours ago
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happy Friday to Darious from beefcakehunter
about 14 hours ago
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Here I Am
about 16 hours ago
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traffic lights were out at more than half of the intersections I have to go through on my commute lmfao and it’s pouring
about 19 hours ago
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yall please no more sad monkey
1 day ago
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where were you when Jonathan Cheban called me a “lil bitch” online on 2/25/15
1 day ago
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playing balatro and losing 82,000 times in a row
1 day ago
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I know it’s only February but I think we can all agree Alysa Liu is in the running for Diva of the Year
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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buttery, flaky crust
1 day ago
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to quote my uk baddies: wots all this then?
1 day ago
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hate for buzzballs disappearing upon learning it’s a woman owned company
1 day ago
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another day Online
1 day ago
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making me care about the Olympics 🥹
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1 day ago
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god there is nothing I find rewarding about cooking. I truly would take a tasteless pill once a day to be satiated to avoid preparing meals
1 day ago
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the Chesapeake really is the superior american bay…
1 day ago
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michael ❄️
1 day ago
yeah i’m from the bay area
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turning off ALL replies to your posts… babe just get a substack or a diary
1 day ago
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hazel london was soooo real when she said it’s upsetting me and my homegirl
1 day ago
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*incessant barking*
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1 day ago
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The amount of negative karma people are generating by continuing to use twitter is probably astronomical 🤭
1 day ago
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Siri Dahl
1 day ago
Fuck Grok
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I wanna scream and parachute out of my office window
1 day ago
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gm from baltimore
2 days ago
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love is blind is so compelling to me because of how uncomfortable it makes me feel. it’s like watching people eat bugs on fear factor to me
2 days ago
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eating hummus
2 days ago
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everyone on love is blind is around my age but they all look way older to me lmfao straight people age like milk
2 days ago
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thought twoomfs were the same person until they posted almost identical photos 20 seconds apart and I noticed one had a tattoo and the other didn’t
2 days ago
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maxxing is out btw The Boys got ahold of it
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2 days ago
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ALL OF MY BITCHES, QUE SUBAN LA MANO
2 days ago
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my ultimate celeb crush is vin diesel and nobody’s ever gonna take that crown
2 days ago
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out of myself is fr one of Charli’s best songs omg on repeat in this bitch
2 days ago
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croc love on the tl, croc love on the tl
2 days ago
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Wuf
4 days ago
Thinking crocs are ugly is actually the most pedestrian opinion, bc when you’re actually fierce, it overrides aesthetic form, especially in favor of utility
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Britani leaving rhoslc this is a fucking national crisis
3 days ago
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I’m actually the pit tax collector so I’m exempt from posting
3 days ago
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gotta leave work early, all the blood went from my brain into my dick from the boner oomf just gave me so I’m now unable to complete tasks effectively
3 days ago
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IVE NEVER EVEN READ IT HAHAHAHAH still can’t wait to see and love the movie and make nerds mad
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3 days ago
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counterpoint: I don’t care if wuthering heights is nothing like the book. I don’t care if it sucks. I’m here to look at hot people and hear charli
3 days ago
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I should be allowed to yell at people at work
3 days ago
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it’s me vs the crease in my hair from my headset today
3 days ago
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cannot believe I have to keep doing this (work) when I’m so sleepy
3 days ago
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boyfriend shopping
3 days ago
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There is nothing admirable about working when you should be resting
3 days ago
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“The ability to work from anywhere” is actually the biggest trap lmfao so you wanna ruin the vibe of any space possible by working in it? Nice
3 days ago
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