I have no idea what the crisper drawer is for, and no I am not interested in learning.

getting ghosted twice by the same man 7 years apart… yes it is possible no I don’t wanna talk about it

I feel like I live in another dimension bc wtf

what do ladies without gay sons do? I just called my mother and without saying anything she KNEW I called to talk about Nicole and Keith

I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

“the literacy crisis” is such a gross, nose-in-the-air thing to bring up to someone lmao

I wonder what the maga bikini model who doxxed me (with an old address 🤪) in 2018 is up to today

came home just as one of the dogs started puking everywhere 🫡

you’re fucking weird bro lmao

where the fuck did I say anything about a labubu? Y’all love making up someone to be mad at!

before and after 8 vodka redbulls and a **** of ****

literally me in my yearly bunny ears, tank, and mesh shorts. It’s “low effort” so it’s easy to take off

I know you can do whatever you want Online but I have to wonder about what possesses people to see something and feel the need to let everyone know they don’t know what it is. We don’t care!!!!

this post must have reached another part of this site bc wym I have “don’t know who this is” type shit in my mentions

?????? why WOULDNT you send me $50

reminder that I was on the right side of history never being active on tiktok

hello pls if everyone could venmo/cashapp/paypal me $50 I think that would be really cool

this lady I work with acts like this happens at her desk if we turn the overhead lights off

so weird the way some people let their families disrespect them because of some warped idea of “respect” lmao

Zara should have released her album in June

wearing hats a lot lately bc my hair has been doing this when it dries

i’d like to direct everyone’s attention to this photo of bobby cannavale, thank you

TELL ME I LOOK BEAUTIFUL UNDERNEATH THE STARS

it’s getting serious

i got a bottom in seattle, call that my pacific rim

wym you’re dl in a rehoboth tshirt

wait going to the bar to fuck twinks instead of going to the bar to get drunk and THEN fuck twinks means I get to drive to wawa for fries and a hoagie after walking home

lmfao saw my ex (for the first time since he dumped me) in the bathroom at the bar and he acted like he saw a ghost lmfao I’ve never seen someone flee a room so quickly. he didn’t even pee! weird!!!!

where have you been remixes still go off

omw to go misbehave

#scs lowkey my favorite day of the week

guys I didn’t intend that to be a prompt I don’t want to be known as a person who starts a prompt

me when my mom asked me why I was failing 3/4 classes first semester junior year and didn’t want to come clean about d**** and drinking:

#scs lowkey my favorite day of the week

at 5:29pm staff alerted me that the british singer-songwriter charli xcx had posted "kamala IS brat" “brat” was the title of her latest album and identified me with her brand: edgy, imperfect, confident, embracing

too dumb for crusader kings why is this so hard

remember when a $20 bill would fill your gas tank LMFAOOOO

this is why I had to stop making out with my girlies at the bar :/

I’m all for people having open relationships but do NOTTTT flirt with me, tell me that hole is mine etc when you are fucking married It’s not my hole!!! And that’s okay

I just had to pay a ticket, how are you planning on making me feel better?

straight people LOVE calling their friend group of 3-4 heterosexual couples “the crew”

I saw a prompt before about thins you can talk about for hours on the fly but can’t find it anyway mine are - bad girls club - plate tectonics - US standard issue state license plates

playing my favorite game: pausing bad girls club fight compilations to find Renaissance painting moments

another beautiful morning making me happy to live in Baltimore 🫡

I offended at least 2 people this evening by stating that straight men dress like little faggies now. they hate to hear the truth

zooming home after the best beej of my life blasting System of a Down with a Krispy Kreme hanging out of my mouth… this is bliss

fit check btw who wont me

anyway lemme clock back into the misery factory

does being this lame feel good? like are you proud of being like this?

come with me to get accosted by 2-3 people outside of the gas station