Me at work

I sense there's something in the wind That feels like tragedy's at hand

Growing my hair out

Switching phones today from my iPhone 8 to a new one. End of an era

Nothing more menacing than the texts from private medical companies on your birthday: “Hi! A reminder: we have your PII, and that’s why we know it’s your birthday. Today, you’re aging, and will incur medical expenses. Here’s a birthday discount to cut the skyrocketing cost of privatized healthcare!”

Birthday beach vacation

First coat and it looks like I sacrificed 50 twinks

Trying to be a himbo but work keeps asking tough questions like “do you want five minutes back?”

Good pupper

Los Angeles. Just wow.

Boyfriend and I moved in together and he invited me to this ❤️ 🥲

Wore a slutty cropped shirt and a slutty little backpack and got catcalled twice walking today - I missed summer in nyc

Back after a few months - what did I miss?

Big sky on Bluesky

Big month for pup representation in cinema

They reels-i-fied the IG grid and yeah I hate it

My gay work bestie and I sit back to back at work and it’s the only things that makes commuting into the office in winter worth it

Double exposed

My boyfriend made this when he was in fourth grade and yes we all should be afraid of him

Miami for Christmas

Crying over

Double exposure, double the fun!

It happened to me: I had no hot water this morning Had to take a sponge bath 🥴

Coworker who hasn’t seen me in person for a month noticed and complimented me on my gains 🥺

It's okay to admit that you're jealous 🎶

Queer Thanksgiving literally started with us joining hands and holding space for the lyrics to defying gravity

EVERYONE DESERVES THE CHANCE TO FLY

Sorry, I can't tonight. My girls in queer media and I are holding space.

I try hard with these dances to make sure it feels like a character is dancing to a song that’s true to them, and there’s no universe where you could convince me that Linda isn’t an absolute Monster for Lady Gaga’s discography.

Okay but a weed vape pen battery shaped like this!?!

Genuinely scared for Friday on here

Starter pack and it’s just full of people I wanna block

Solemnly saying “May the sky forever be blue” every time I close the Bluesky app

What is this tops/vers/bottoms of Bluesky? I am not “of anything” other than full of carrot parsnip soup.

Reset with your fave pic of you in nature

It really took me 32 years of age to act how I always wanted to act since I was 17: spending the weekend going to the gym and playing videos games in my underwear with my boyfriend

My good boy ❤️

On Twitter a fued is called "Twitter beef" on here it's called

My behavior here can be explained simply by the fact that there’s a certain tab and I, like most internet creatures, never got the chance to be “popular with friends”

Ripped not one, but two pairs of shorts this weekend. Bulking is going great.

Starting over on bluesky

Fair to say we all collectively broke up with our X

Some film snaps

I feel more tumblr than twitter on here