would you still like me if i went to bed at 20:32 on a friday night? x

Just when the world needed him least, Luke reappeared

had a little brittany murphy movie marathon over valentine’s x

touched grass - overrated wet 0/10 do not recommend x

cock still fat #fcf x

repost if you like diet coke or snowballing with your bros

i wanna watch oomf and doppelgangoomf kiss on the lips x

bsky crush not paying me enough attention - should i kms? x

Sunday morning ass :)

don’t worry, i’ve got a sales rep in soon so i’ll shut the fuck up for a bit x

yessir x

this is arguably a much better tighty whitie tuesday picture, but i was feeling demure half an hour ago x

oh and good morning happy tuesday do something gay today x

Is Tighty-whitey Tuesday a thing?

saw the words ‘tighty whitie tuesday’ x

sometimes the smell of cum in my beard is the only thing getting me through the day x

sorry for what i said when i was horny, actually i will NOT be doing that x

this doesn’t include ai btw - you can dislike that loudly x

Briefs and a hoodie? A standard Saturday uniform

Sorry I missed #fcf

so this is refusing to go down today

oops i did it again x

missed #fcf by 40 minutes but ykw in my head this still counts

10 years ago today i learned what the illuminati is x

sometimes in life it’s ok to dislike something silently, you know? x

Why make AI slop when you can jerk off instead

omg he loves me 🥰 x

need my american and canadian oomfs to wake up and get their dicks out cheers x

Classic angles #fcf

Fridays got me like #fcf

Actually, this is the one I want to post #fcf

love how feral everyone is here on a friday, truly makes me feel at home x

Happy #FCF Make sure to whip em out today 😈😉

shhhhh don’t tell my boss i’m reposting fat cocks during work hours 🤫 x

awake early to do my morning meditations and manifestations x

until your throat memorises every vein #fcf x

I’m so happy I don’t know what most of you are talking about 80% of the time

i just think that if i could start every day with morning head then i’d be idk … nicer? x

i was told. repeatedly x

Hump day is it??

happy post your bum on the internet day x

Lad.

i’ve been the victim of homophobia a few times in my life, but none as fucking wild as getting ROSS with my mcdonald’s meal … truly my most hated tv character in history x

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