quick question for bottoms - what feels best, a thick dick or a long dick? x

I am stressed beyond reason at work so I’m going to just straight up post a nude on main to feel something

A second fcf post? it’s more likely than you’d think

Soapy 🛁

Happy best day of the week! #fcf Here’s an oldie but a goldie (coz the colour of my shirt 😋)

fcf

i love donald ducking season🍂🍁 #fcf

h-word and can’t do anything about it for a few hours

#FCF FRIDAYYYY

happy Friday 😝 #fcf

Thought I’d contribute to #fcf by also demonstrating where I’d like them all to be buried too 🥰🙂‍↕️

joining the war on #fcf on the side of the fat cocks

Happy #fcf morning wood!

Time to get to work #fcf

It's that time of the week again so who wants to celebrate with me? #FCF

I can’t wait to look at all these dicks after work today #fcf

Good morning boys! Happy #fcf! Enough talking, open your throat and let it slide down 😏

🚿 🧼 🍆💧📸

Not sure how long I’ll keep this up but I’m hungover and feeling a certain way, so happy #fcf

Happy #fcf and feet Friday 😏

Is it break time yet?

#FCF BABES

TGIFCF 🥴

looking for a ride? #fcf

Come on over! 😏😈 #fcf

It is once again FCF

would anyone be opposed to me reposting a bunch of fat cocks on this fine friday evening? x

here is what i’ve been watching this week, if that is something that interests you #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched x

Low-key goated part of FCF on here is how supportive everyone is of one another

completely fucked it, lads - had a little post work nap x

single magpies absolutely tormenting me on my way to work this morning, if you even care x

good morning to bottoms and vers lads that bottom only x

i work basically one sunday a year, and it’s this week so you best believe i’m gonna be dramatic about it x

putting the f in #fcf x

Wanna pop them?🧼🫧

someone remind me to change my name to spooky lukey on october 1st pls and thanku x

a list of people i aspire to be more like: - people who feel at ease in an airport - people who have no food issues - people who don’t need to colour match - people who drive to gigs - people who wear the same outfit two days in a row - people who are mentally stable - people who have a dog

list 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep: - buffy the vampire slayer - 90s slasher movies - jenny lewis

don’t worry, lads - it’s fat cock friday tomorrow x

thong thursday? big if true

new florence + the machine is incredible x

i work with the public x

hot barista gave me an iced maple latte to try so i’m gonna be buzzing off my tits in about three minutes x

the guy licking her face in the music video altered something in younger me x

Throat hugs required

cheers to 8k followers, lads - you should probably all look into therapy if you think following me is a good idea, but i appreciate you x

see bulge, post bulge x