if I come back from “running errands” with dirty knees, mind your business

bought my niece a barbie dream house for christmas so that i can play with it x

And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I’m a Leo’

satanist boy autumn x

😅🤗

Tart Morning xxx

sunday morning coffee club- who’s getting involved? x Any (w)holesome trend Luke starts we simply must oblige (ft cosy dressing gown/robe/house coat)

always 🙋🏼‍♂️☕️

Joining you! But I'm missing some croissants or brioche with it 😹

Making my second cup now

sunday morning coffee club - who’s getting involved? x

i’ve had some wines x

give a bloomf a compliment today x

let’s fat cock this friday, lads #fcf x

i wonder if when my favourite singers are writing, they’re like “wow i’m really gonna fuck up a thirtysomething white gayboy in england with this line” x

need to learn to take a compliment and not respond like a dickhead. maybe tomorrow x

nah but seriously you’re all beautiful, mental, hot, filthy, smart, funny and i’m grateful for this little community x

one year ago today, i made my first post on bluesky so it’s actually your fault that i’m so annoying - you made me feel too comfortable here. too welcome. now you have to pay x

@buffyfanboy.bsky.social wore a jock to work on humpday so I work a jock to work on #humpday

consistency is key x

the get my knob out drunk x

the blueprint. female rap would look entirely different without lil’ kim. let’s not forget who that overused wendy williams “she’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment” quote was referring to x

does semi count as bulge? idk

more #humpday shenanigans cos i’m bored and want attention x

Because it’s Wednesday or something, idk or care at this point

Tis hump day babes

Found this grainy old candid that I love haha

Always a fave

Don’t take many straight up bugle pics but here’s one

he’s not cos i’m not replying 😇 x

tardes

if one more customer tells me how nice the weather is out there, i’m gonna set myself on fire x

Pull em down and give them a good smack 👋🏼 #HumpDay

I know I've posted it before, but it's a fave. It might also mean that I should take more, for variety's sake.

okay fine I’ll contribute

I’ve never topped this one

🤓

I haven’t got any photos in my new body, so this will do x

need my canadian oomfs to wake up and entertain me, i’m bored x

Hump day is it? x

Quite like this one 🤷🏻‍♂️ #bulge #gaymen #gaysky

🤭😉

This one was a hit

I don’t know if this is my best but I’ll let you guys decide

on lunch #boom