new year / same me x

fucking a throat would fix me x

new year / new ugly kicks x

unfortunately for all involved, all of my crushes have carried over into the new year x

haven’t cum since last year x (or whatever luke would say)

actually shot my load after midnight, so you guys can use this if you want to. you’re welcome x

twenty twenty-sex

woke up and remembered i posted pig in blanket / cock side by side comparison pics x

hate to be sentimental on main but i’ve had a few drinks and now feels like a good time to tell you thank you for being nice to me and allowing me to be a fucking mess for a whole year on bluesky dot com - i’ve met some legit friends on here and you’re all fucking awesome x

removing everything from 2025 that no longer serves me in 2026 (had diarrhoea) x

busted toenail finally came off - truly out with the old, in with the new. happy new year x

pro tip: catch @liztruss.bsky.social when he’s drunk and he might be nice to you x

only a few more hours left of 2025 to tell me you love me, if not i will go into 2026 assuming you hate me. many thanks x

this is what I’m talking about x

new year’s resolution is to make more men smile x

still hilarious btw x

manifesting a dick in my mouth as the clock strikes midnight x

my new year’s resolution is to like your skircle even if i’m not on it x

party in my dms tonight for all the not-horny-on-main oomfs x

my 4am online shopping spree just arrived, so it wasn’t all bad x

me in 2025 disneyland / london / brighton / back in disneyland x

unfortunately there aren’t enough characters on bluesky dot com to explain the complexity and lore of my username x

can’t wait for january 1st when i can post “haven’t cum since last year” and we can all laugh and laugh x

go follow dom (sometimes he gets his bum out) x

go follow this prettyboy x

like this post if you agree to be my boyfriend in 2026 x

like this post if you agree to be sluttier in 2026 x

04:38. can’t sleep. gonna be a fucking nightmare tomorrow, lads x

@gaymer.fit loves me, pass it on x

just for you lukey

@gaymer.fit hates me, pass it on x

in: - giving me attention out: - fishing for compliments

maybe this one??

My submission x

Love showing off some Tiddy

Not much of a chest, but here we go 😄

sunday night group sex hallelujah x

I’m sick and need attention to make me feel better x

Coz u asked nicely handsome x

quote this post with your best chest pic pls and thanku x

someone come gossip about oomf with me, i’m bored x

ate a whole bag of pistachios and now my tummy hurts x

didn’t even know i was into biceps until today x

in: - giving me attention out: - replying to posts with unsolicited nudes

gonna bottom in 2026 x

good morning, i slept for like 11 hours last night so i’m gonna cause some fucking mayhem today x

bundinha e #sundaybunday

To celebrate having no more shifts this year