Anywho found out Reba is releasing new music soon so prepare for that to be my entire personality.

You watch a documentary in elementary school once and suddenly you have a lifelong obsession

This weather makes me want to spit tequila into someone’s mouth.

Me circa 2018

Happy ‘Titanic Strikes the Iceberg Day’

Monday 🫩

Wait what happened with Justin Bieber at Coachella ? He didn’t sing he just played videos ?

Sunday funday

Sunday ~ not a rest day

Providence is such a nice city.

I think HUNTR/X should headline Coachella next year

Why does insta keep advertising a lumber shop in New Hampshire to me

Good Morning only to people who like their eggs over easy.

Imagine going to a guy’s place to fuck but his house is haunted. Like you’re fully going at it and you look up and there’s just a colonial woman in the doorway.

Being a little bit in love with your friends is just part of the gay experience right?

Good Morning ☀️

Bloomfs, does anyone know a place to buy a decent watch that also doesn’t cost an arm and a leg ?

Did you guys know @waterinblue.bsky.social is the best

What if I go baby faced for the summer again ?

The Apothecary Diaries

Good morning! Titanic departed Southampton and began its fateful voyage today 114 years ago. Here is part of a British Pathé newsreel released post-disaster, with footage of Titanic on 2 April leaving Belfast.

No reason for posting this other than I like how my chest looked

We need to celebrate the end of the civil war with a holiday on the same scale as the 4th of July and I am being so serious.

Good Morning. The amulet I took from the warlock’s castle is definitely NOT corrupting me.

Sure why not

Why is it snowing in April

Look at this gorgeous portrait I took of my mother yesterday

Good Morning

i’m a bunny… duh 🐰

Do you think he likes boats ?

I have things to do today but here I am still laying on my couch

He is risen. He’s still rising. Oh fuck I put in too much yeast.

My hot take is that if it’s less than 50 years old it doesn’t belong in an antique store.

What if I trimmed this up a bit

Well that was fun. Good Morning everyone.

I hope the monster that lives in Lake Champlain is having a good day

The girls really just aren’t serving it like this anymore.

Niche tweet but NE bloomfs, before it was Six Flags New England do you remember it being a park called Riverside ?

Happy Friday online boyfriends

Friday Eve

It happened again !!

Look at all those gays

Good Morning ☀️

Honestly it’s been a minute since I uploaded a selfie! What better time than the present to do so 😘

let’s introduce bluesky tipping next bc I really need to get paid more for these beautiful words #blueskyaffiliate

Forgot how good Jumanji (2017) is

Good Morning. Send coffee.

What am I drinking tonight ?

Need a vodka sprite asap