Only about 2 weeks away from Frieren season 2 🥳

I am just running on autopilot today

The danger of having a cousin that runs an antique shop so you get a family discount.

Why is watching people kiss hotter than watching them fuck

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Do you ever think about how we’re as far away from the 1980s as the 80s were from the 1940s.

Happy New Years !!

Forgot how much of a jam Highwayman by The Highwaymen is

Family so dysfunctional it topples an empire

If there’s not a cheese board at the function I’m leaving

My barber killing it per usual!!

Have made my first fruity drink of the night

Top 5 most breedable bloomfs of 2025

Anyone else notice how light it still is after 4:30 now ?

Why is your bed always the warmest and coziest 10-15 mins before you have to get up ?

Sometimes I think about how @waterinblue.bsky.social is just the cutest

I have tried every single trick in the book to stop onions from stinging your eyes when you cut them and not a single one fucking works

Wait Titanic is back on Netflix ? 🥹

The one thing the bicep thread is showing me is that I have incredibly handsome and strong bloomfs

Good Morning ☀️

Bicep thread

CF enjoyed this

A little known fact about me is that I was responsible for the Phoenix Lights of March 13, 1997.

Shout out to those of us who have to work today. Send coffee

The homosexual urge to watch your boyfriend kiss other men

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Oomfs who are interested please form a line and meet me under the mistletoe

Good Morning and Merry Chrysler

My favorite thing about the 2009 A Christmas Carol is how they make the ghost of Christmas future absolutely terrifying.

Me when he sends a pic of his ass

Krampus Is Real And He Tried To Eat My Ass

God these are addicting

Men with a profound sadness behind their eyes >>>>>>>>>

As a special Christmas gift to my bloomfs I shall be sending boxes full of 3000 angry wasps each to every man who has ever wronged you.

Making pizza and drinking wine

Tried to get a pic of myself in front of the tree but it didn’t turn out the way I planned

Good Morning 🌞

Lobster trap trees are such a uniquely New England Christmas tradition lol

I’m here to give the people (@coastalhoe.bsky.social) what they want!

Everyone say hi to my parents’ cat Tootsie

Idk I just really like watching my friends kiss

My back is getting hairy 🤥

Good Morning

And if I said my favorite Christmas song is Good King Wenceslas, particularly Loreena McKennitt’s version?

Hot shower and bagel bites in the oven!

I am king and all my bloomfs are lords under me

Gonna quit my job to focus on being an evil wizard

Apparently I talked to @colootter.bsky.social the most this year