I’ve been told green is a good color on me

Concept: a gay bar called the Gam

Good Morning ☀️

Relax everyone it’s just my people coming to bring me back home

Beefy hairy waiter at chilis is setting off my gaydar 👀

It’s a Hysteria by Def Leppard kinda night.

First of all I am not a person, I am a will o’ the wisp.

Do you think if vampires were on social media they’d have prompts like “post yourself in 1819”

Let’s try and have a violently homosexual Friday

Oh I love these

I sure do love men

Happy Thursday

I think people who are contrarian purely for the sake of stirring the pot should go to hell maybe

Why on earth did that lego post take off like that

Who wanna build legos with me

Idk about the rest of you but three day weekends just remind me how much I hate my job lol

What if we all just didn’t go back to work tomorrow. What are they gonna do fire all of us ?

Feral today

Showing my friends a cool rock I found

In other news I’ve had Spilled Perfume by Pam Tillis stuck in my head all day.

What else is there to do on shitty days like today but take thirst traps ?

not happy with this weather

I think there should be breakfast hot dogs, like a hot dog wrapped in bacon with a waffle bun and topped with hashbrowns and scrambled eggs.

Getting a dam removed has to feel so good if you’re a river.

Time for the Greatest Spectacle in Racing. 🏎️🏎️

Good Morning, someone bring me a bagel with smoked salmon.

I apologize for who I become when Alone by Heart starts playing

Hot dogs for dinner tonight methinks

Making burgers who wants some

Good Morning bfs and besties

Chat where do we like to get tank tops from ?

Sorry I forgot to mention I was one of the angels cast out of heaven alongside the Morning Star, do you still wanna smash ?

Oh yeah

Summer haircut powers activate 💇🏻‍♂️🌈

They should invent a way to reheat pizza where the cheese and sauce don’t turn into molten lava

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Straight man at work is a little too flirty with me 🤨

Gay 🫵🏻

And if I said Just Like Jesse James is her best song ?

stop!! shaving!! your hairy chests!!!!

Good Morning and Happy Hump Day

Save me Jimmy Dean microwaveable breakfast sandwich

What the fuck was that

Like I should be by the beach with a margarita rn…not engaging in labor.

Gay people shouldn’t have to work when the weather is nice.

Haircut and amazing weather make for a very happy gay guy

Good Morning gays and theys

Me trying to impress coastal trade

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It’s centrifugal motion