okay who wants to come massage my ass for me… please i am in major need 🥴

I wanted to go be out and about but I need to stay in and ice my ass so I can still play tomorrow 🙃

I have a bruise on my butt/hip 😫

woke up again still thinking about The Odyssey. my mind is restless, utterly consumed by the power of cinema again—and I couldn’t be happier.

rick devens you will always be famous #BB28

it’s actually kinda insane that my tan line is still present (feat. the @pandershirts.com mustard brief)

should we just all become witches??

the #BB28 heads eating good rn

okay hearing him say this is so funny to me specifically bc since seeing The Odyssey I have said that what Christopher Nolan did here is what I wish he would’ve done in the storytelling with Oppenheimer.

idk how he did it but Christopher Nolan pulled out some of the best performances of their careers from these actors—particularly Matt Damon and Tom Holland. cinema hasn’t been this good in awhile.

The sheer number of moments in The Odyssey that took my breath away. I don't think I will ever shut up about this movie. To say they don’t make them like this anymore isn't even enough. They've never made them like this!!!

so I have been saying that what Christopher Nolan did with The Odyssey is what he should have done with Oppenheimer and I need someone who has seen it to talk to about that

just sat on a hot plane for an hour just to deplane and now wait on a new aircraft… i’m going to kms

per @anoddgeography.bsky.social‘s request (finally)—here’s the singlet I bought

work up thinking about Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey—his best film

I still need to eat, pack, and make rounds batches of cookie dough to be up by 8am to cook the actual cookies 🙃 (it’s 11pm now)

Trump's big news is China acquired the publicly available voter file? Bro, DOGE employees took off with our Social Security info on thumb drives.

the trump administration will declassify everything but the epstein files

being hot and a little dumb used to get you far in the big brother house 🫩 #bb28

I don’t think I was prepared for how good of a film that was going to be. on this day I bow at the altar of Nolan!

NOW THATS HOW YOU MAKE A MF MOVIE!!!! 5/5 STARS!! BANGED THE ENTIRE WAY THROUGH, RUN CHRISTOPHER IS OSCAR ALREADY GOD DAMN!

man next to me in the theater has his toes out 🥴

it’s time!!

hoping for a beautiful day—currently hitting a leg workout while excited to sit and watch Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey in a few hours

a manic morning ☀️🫨

rodeo wednesdays! 🤠

new kimmy p is very good

having sleep for dinner

it kinda sucks that I always make such an effort for a man who has never treated me properly… but alas that’s life

we must stop the vicious racists… but our current hope is england *checks notes, also pretty racist*

i’m gonna kms

I want both argentina and england to lose, but maybe argentina more

rodeo wednesdays! 🤠

GOD I F*CKING HATE A MOPED!!

it is humpday after all

laid down in bed and tears immediately started streaming down my face… this is great

i’m about to bust

BREAKING: The Writers Guild of America has filed a lawsuit to block the Warner Bros-Paramount merger. This comes shortly after 12 states filed to block this $81 billion merger as well.

honestly didn’t expect to see france getting beat like this

liberal pacifism kills

ohhhkay… I may see if I can throw together an outfit in this color palette

i’m lifting hevy again (big back edition)

I know nothing about DnD really but I enjoy seeing what all these people think your class would be

good tuesday morning—today is a weird day for me but hopefully the morning gym session helps

american politics is so crazy, and does not care about the people. in all the coverage of lindsey graham after his passing, they never spoke of the work he the for south carolinians (bc he didn’t do anything) + now south carolinians are left out of the process for who should replace him.

I did lift up things today

now on this thing called hevy, have yall ever heard of it?? hevy.com/user/joethee...

feels like I should clarify that I mean this negatively—men like to play with you and then toss you aside, but god forbid they see another dog get close and then you’re their favorite toy again

I shouldn’t be asked to think today

i’m devastated