The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals 🤯🥲😭

Gay men will be both the biggest crackhead and the most accomplished person in their family

La douche

Morning boys, how we enjoying the day off?

A massive global hit and budget was *only* $100M Imagine telling someone 5 years ago that this would mop the floor with a new Star Wars movie…

🤯🤯🤯 At this rate, it will almost certainly pass the first Paranormal Activity’s $107M domestic run, unless it gets an early digital release or Backrooms massively overperforms. I don’t see that happening, though. Headed for ~$150M domestic and ~$225M worldwide

Renate Reinsve poses with the Palme d’Or. #RenateReinsve #Cannes

BANG #knickstape

As I predicted, Obsession will see an increase in its second weekend and has only added 40 more theaters. This is a once-in-a-generation word-of-mouth event. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Charli’s inspo

Charlize Theron said this man was an absolute nightmare to work with on Fury Road. Looks like he’s still up to his usual bullshit.

Looks like I’ll be in the office 5 days a week soon 🥴

Bloomf showed me this pose

The “ok” is sending me 😭

I thought The Sheep Detectives was meh. Am I a terrible person?

KNICKS BABY 🧡💙

You can start drinking right now for Memorial Day if you’d like!!

Obsession might become my box office fixation of the season. Monday grossed an insane est $2.9M (-39% vs Sunday) and it claims the number 1 spot, besting Michael and DWP2. Best hold for a film since my last favorite runaway hit, Sinners. Total is at $20M with tons to come! Budget was $750K 🤯

This might be the downer film of the year. Some tremendous and brave lead performances, especially from Inde Navarrette. You’ll have to see her to believe it. Barker is such an exciting new voice in horror. The movie is already a massive hit, and I have a feeling there’s a lot more coming!

You really do eventually become your mother. I now wash dishes with scalding hot water.

I’m gonna be busy this week

5 miles ✅

The Bahamian drug dealers are still hitting me up on WhatsApp and I’m like, “Baby, it’s Monday, I’m gone.”

Everything shifted

One of the guys in the bachelor party crew said something about my bulge in my bathing suit and I was like that’s right take your place bitch!!

Got some color today

Had no idea this was being taken

On island time

Just played HORSE in the pool at our villa and I didn’t get a single letter. Sickening display. These guys are shook.

Giving my verbal “yes” louder than everyone else in the exit rows on this flight to assert my dominance

I’m such a sucker for optimism. One beautiful tree and suddenly I’m convinced everything is going to be okay.

Translation: lay down and take it! Demi, it’s not inevitable. Fuck you. www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Going to a bachelor party tomorrow in the Bahamas. My future brother-in-law better have some hot friends.

I want sex, money, bitches, and the richest coffeeeee

The imaginary sexual tension between the plumber and I right now is actually unreal…

It doesn’t hurt!

I’m never in anyone’s Bluesky circle and I think that’s great 🩵

Loved this book, and it sounds like the adaptation is in good hands with some talented people attached! I’m excited! deadline.com/2026/05/flor...

Rewatched Send Help again last night. My family was seeing it for the first time. At this point, it’s probably my most rewatched movie of the last year. I think I’ve watched it four times since theaters. Great movie.

Him (2025)

No face, no chat

Oh he’s a freak 😍

Knicks are going to sweep their way into the Eastern Conference finals. NYC about to go crazy 😭😭😭

Momward bound

WB has to be a little disappointed with this result, considering the first one opened to $23M during the peak COVID era in 2021 ($28M adjusted for inflation — a crazy spike for only four years!) while also streaming the same day. They should have kept that original October ‘25 release date.

Current level of brain capacity:

I was hacked last night 😔

If the Knicks win on the road tonight, I’m posting hog!!

Uber drivers let me vape in the car because I have a good vibe