damn this is rough

The Goonies

Samantha is the goal but Miranda is the reality

I have this T-shirt it’s glorious.

i'm locked in

Pander briefs in cobalt blue

what’s up

I'm almost the age my mom was when I moved out

lol my apartment before and after

Thrift find: Abercrombie sweater from who knows when

I don't watch much tv but the description "post-apocalyptic science fiction psychological thriller" seems pretty targeted at me

A lot of snow

Companion piece

“Discover” feed on here showed me a guy shitting in a diaper

Pander boxer briefs

I sleep with my mattress flipped upside down because it’s the only way I can get it to be firm enough

When someone describes something as being like “a religious experience” I’m like; so it was bad??

To me this is a clear sign you’re worshiping the wrong god

I hate when people don’t take my obvious hints that I’m not interested and essentially force me to reject them directly

Girl

ok yeah this is religious

"We have obtained a promise from Lucy that she will consider holding the football appropriately at a given date in the future."

Since watching Buffy I actually get the references now @caelan.bsky.social

Are you kidding me

Should I try

only selfies on my 2004 canon powershot I found

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

goddd rosalia's voice sounds so beautiful on this album

I went thrifting

@pandershirts.com love love love this underwear

Rosalia has me feeling cultured as fuck, yeah this is the kinda music I typically listen to

God I want to go back

Now this a shirt i want

girl don’t debra mess yourself

cold sore week for me 🥲

The whole of the internet is now run on the things that would have not made it past your email junk filter 20 years ago.

I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one

Oh so they’ve been destroying beautiful noses for like a hundred years

The Democratic party will look at this incredible election campaign which got people excited over popular left wing policies and continue to move right, suck up to billionaires and try to win over Republican votes while alienating their base

Guys buffy season 7 sucks, should I just stop watching and pretend it's over

just wildly racist

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028