Together, we can do great things. Unfortunately some of us have decided to do bad things instead.

The thing when you're scrolling a little too fast and read 'Supreme Court' as 'Sesame Court'

I am not sure what publicity lists got crossed, but today I have gotten 2 invitations to vintage bridal fashion shows I suppose it would be rude to decline

<George Bush classroom image> "Mr President, a second Outlook has entered the Orion capsule..."

You are here* *Some exceptions apply **4 exceptions, to be exact Photo by Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman

Dear headline writers, I've spoken with the judges and I'm afraid we are going to have to ban use of the phrase 'and it changes everything.' This story really does not change much of anything, let alone everything

Astronaut came up to me, big strong man, tears in his eyes, he said 'Sir, there is moon.' Moon... It's a strange word, moon. I started using it and now NASA is going there very strongly and they're going moon more than anyone's ever seen

Could one of the astronauts click on the mic and just say "Moon's haunted" please

Whew

Dear Brands and News Accounts -- I have again checked the relevant documents and find that there actually is no requirement for you to participate in Funny Jests, Japes, or Tomfoolery on April 1.

Now I've heard there was a secret chair Where POTUS sits, if he should care But you don't really care for laws, now do you? It goes like this, the brief they sent The precedents, an argument The baffled king observing Hallelujah

Dear Brands and News Accounts -- I have again checked the relevant documents and find that there actually is no requirement for you to participate in Funny Jests, Japes, or Tomfoolery on April 1.

Are they sure this is the largest mini egg as opposed to the smallest maxi egg

NYT pitchbot: In this Nashville diner, black helicopters are welcomed

One good AIM away message >> 50 corporate-speak LinkedIn posts

When Lysistrata attends your march

Live your life with the optimism of an ice cream truck driver on patrol on a 42 degree March day

Today in misdirected emails: if you know Lars, please let him know that his vehicle has been booked for a storage package at the tire shop.

Also considering you can order custom printed sharpies in bulk for around $1.75 each, $5 doesn't seem like a deal?

Dear Storage Container Manufacturer -- how have you managed to create a product that both fails to stack nicely when full, and also fails to nest when empty have your Storage Professionals never actually stored anything before

Today in misdirected emails, a set of scheduling notes for a Swedish piano school. Apparently Axel has a music evening with the cultural school on Thursday evening so unfortunately he can't come on Thursday.

Today In misdirected emails: if you happen to know George, please let him know 2 slices of sausage pizza and a Sprite are waiting for him in Brookfield, Illinois

They can replace the ID scanner and x-ray machines with a simple color sensor -- huge cost savings

The thing where you get a message about a Honey Gril waiting and get excited by the idea of some new food product before realizing

The town sent out a map in the mail that includes a red dot marked YOU ARE HERE and I am 97% sure I am not...there

This piece. This piece right here. Go read it.

No, you can't have passage through the strait of hormuz, we have passage through the strait of hormuz at home

Have we considered whether this is connected to the mysterious large metal cylinder emergence in Osaka Maybe it is full of onion dip

He said Sir, it's the Ides of March. Ides...It's like an old-fashioned word. But really it's not... Who uses the word? I started using the word—the Ides. And now they're using it very strongly like no one has ever seen.

You know what would make them even better? If they were GOLD, amirite

Counterpoint: mysterious large steel cylinders of the world, NOW IS YOUR TIME. Be the mysterious large steel cylinder you wish to see in the world

I am choosing to believe this is part of March Mammal Madness. OTTER DEFEATS CHURCHILL!!!

Can this be a solution?

The Internet is often an awful place filled with yuck but sometimes your car does something weird and you Google it and someone posts 'pull the #7 fuse, wait 10 seconds, then put it back' and you do and it fixes it, and that's amazing

Step one: get list of the corporate board members of Superhuman, the grammarly company. 2. Make a site with 'AI experts' that happen to be named after each of those board members, that give investment/management advice 3. ??? 4. Probably not profit, but the reactions might be amusing

I think people are just not aware of what it really takes to be considered for the FIFA Best Picture Award

I was always under the impression that somewhere in the Pentagon there were binders full of contingency plans for all kinds of hypothetical conflicts Did someone mis-shelve the 'hormuz' binder

I know what each of the words in this headline means but I do not understand them put together in this arrangement

Reupping for the start of the week!

Stegosaurus

Apparently the idea of shifting the clocks was first proposed by George Vernon Hudson (1867-1946), who wanted more daylight time to be able to collect insects. And tho the lost hour today hurts, think of all the time you have to collect insects now

Apparently the idea of shifting the clocks was first proposed by George Vernon Hudson (1867-1946), who wanted more daylight time to be able to collect insects. And tho the lost hour today hurts, think of all the time you have to collect insects now

Remember! Clocks have moved forward one hour. Be sure to pack them a delicious lunch and wave goodbye as they set off into the future. Then take a nap.

Love when a place advertises itself as 'nationally ranked' without mentioning what the rank is or who did the ranking

A request for colleagues in journalism or journalism-adjacent jobs: does your org use any sort of project management system? (Not content management). What do you use/how/are you happy? You can email me at Charles at sciencefriday dot com if you don't want to post. Thanks!

A request for colleagues in journalism or journalism-adjacent jobs: does your org use any sort of project management system? (Not content management). What do you use/how/are you happy? You can email me at Charles at sciencefriday dot com if you don't want to post. Thanks!

Reading articles that talk about major social and messaging platforms in other countries tends to give me a 'Curtains for Zoosha?' feeling

Kristi googling 'does a special envoy get a luxury bedroom jet'