Its crackin me up so bad cause she a whole house hold name

Apparently Yall: wow pam oliver really does look like oprah and gayle. Me: yall know her name!?

... like Oprah and Gayle were blended, shaken, and then violently thrown down three flights of stairs for dramatic effect.

*Someone starts singing on the flight as their friend busts out a camera* Me: “I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU SHEEP EYED, DROWNING CATS IN A BAG, PIG SA-d BY A GOAT SOUNDING MF SHUT THE FUCK UP!” …Even if they arent that bad, cause its still non-consensual

Every time i fly somewhere i pray that i am not on those flights where someone decides to flip out or like a content creator tryna be viral. I will ruin they shit and get security called on them that shit aint cute

Seriously if you hate flying and being around strangers in airports i highly recommend taking a benadryl as you go through tsa then immediately getting red wine on the way to the terminal. This is like the 5th flight ive done this for and im telling you my edge is taken off so strong.

I have no eyed deer who pam oliver is but after my vote im gathering she looks like oprah and gayle at the same time but some how less popular than both individually and together.

Am i in the airport and high enough to be calm about this horrible onslaught of forced interactions with strangers? No Am i feeling the benadryl and canned red wine kick in to remedy that and suddenly make everyone tolerable just in time for me to sleep through a flight? You bet your ass!

Yall gettin serious. Imma be on that spades and dominos tables glancing over at yall! I may or may not make someone flip a table over

Lmfao

Yes this!!! A lot of women a lot of POC a lot of queers even. Evil is cross identity lines

Mine is stop and no. I dont say them shits unless i mean it

Im cookin otha mfs are bringing shit

Why she look like oprah and gayle mixed together

Andre need to stop saying he aint got relevance. NIGGA OUR OLD ASSES KNOW REMEMBER AND APPRECIATE That pen has never stopped having gasoline in the ink

Serious Why wheneva people who dont speak parois try to wrap in patois dem just repeat the same phrase like this. Seen it so many times since the last Jcan cross over after sean kingston

Ooh, I just lay—, ooh, I wanna lay in her hair You can't fall for it, don't fall for it, Ice Cold (Ice Cold) Maybe I just roll over and just lay on her booty, yeah Naw, no, no Nah, just lay here and be cool, be cool, Ice Cold (Ice Cold) But what if she's the— What if she—, what if she—, what if -

People are dying Kim 🤷🏿‍♂️

This it this what i was sayin

That’s that one meme: Two dumb bitches sitting together just going “yes girl”. This is the same energy when that dumb ass lady was talking bout low bibrational plates to me. N when niggas (YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT) was chiming in white people talkin bout they dont wipe they ass cause its gay. Same

This was the exact convo I had with myself. Foundationally, Christianity makes sense: love and show love… the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me

Today is the day!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yall gone hate me for the next week. Just a heads up!

👀

I can see it now:

Niggas gonna be added to a BlackSky list: “Niggas Who Can’t Hoop” SL will be in shambles.

I might have posted this before but I am still looking for a situation where this panel would be relevant as a reaction pic. I haven’t found it yet, so the search continues.

Me irl

I still think about this read, because it applies to the men talking mess about Klay Thompson.

I am so awake ugh! 😩 Im gone fall asleep like at dawn at this rate

Skyline cleanse, my favorite genre of SNL skits lol. I love them so much 😂

the concept of a bloomfsgiving

Lmfao

Dawwwww dis cute fren!!!!!

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Lookin like you bout to either teach me congo drums at a cultural center, teach me art at a hbcu, sell me incense and essential oils or break out into the irl music video for the hey Arthur song

Wait is resident evil a zombie alice in wonderland adaptation?

Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."

In one day im about to be DIS-GUSTING! 🤭 Im finna be down right obnoxious!

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Any fans of ultramarine blue out there? Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting

Bright and chilly in Prague today.

This past summer in Newport. 6”x6” oil

#MusicChallenge #MusicInMusic Day 23 Jimi Hendrix- Castles Made Of Sand 🎶Many moons passed and more the dream grew strong Until tomorrow he would sing his first war song🎶 youtu.be/ksZTYRqr444?...

i get real kunt

A Sunflower blushing. #blueskyartshow #small #sunflower #seeds #bloomscrolling #eastcoastkin #geometry #photography

Im bored

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The way we would need a bloody revolt that takes out ll the poor racists and the billionaire class in order to have actual progress and the insurmountable nature of getting a bunch of complacent bleeding heart capitalist consumers to do it makes me want to rip my hair out by individual strands