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cabaret•ish* pull up a chair. linger a while.
Oh. Wow. I did NOT see that coming. Kenya is making it through this entire comp by the grace of God on a wing and a prayer, chile.
#DragRace
#RPDR
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Honestly, I’m here for it. And I hope he’s getting a share of the sales. Run and tell THAT, homeboy!
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You better post about how you love being Black! Especially when we tell people to do the very thing they are currently doing! YOU! 👏🏾 BETTER! 👏🏾 POST!👏🏾
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This may be the worst season of
#TheTraitorsUS
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A season of
#TheTraitorsUS
featuring only reality competition gamers would make the show so much more intriguing. These folks don’t be playing the game!
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I liked Eric better as a faithful. He has to be the most boring traitor to ever play the game. Bless his heart.
#TheTraitorsUS
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Not Tara getting to the end of the game and finally showing up to play!
#TheTraitorsUS
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You better post about how you love being Black! Especially when we tell people to do the very thing they are currently doing! YOU! 👏🏾 BETTER! 👏🏾 POST!👏🏾
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🎶People can mean and say some pretty awful things; they’ll make you question your sensitive heart. But please don’t let them change you… Don’t let them rearrange you…🎶
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🎶People can mean and say some pretty awful things; they’ll make you question your sensitive heart. But please don’t let them change you… Don’t let them rearrange you…🎶
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SWÉCRED
5 days ago
If I send you this, it means I know I did it, I’m not sorry, and I’ll be back to do it again
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And THIS is MY kinda carrying on! If you haven’t seen Jill Scott’s Tiny Desk concert yet, what are you waiting for?!?!? She slayed the entire thing!!!
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Jill said… Touch me all over Squeeze my meat Everything on my got feeling Change the position up Give me Afrobeats
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I need to speak to Ms. Knowles IMMEDIATELY! Stop it with the Easter eggs and give us Act III!!!
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Honestly, IDK if Quad and King were together at all this season. His energy towards her has been off the entire season imho (especially in the confessional footage). It’s giving they had an agreement to film together and let the relationship dissolve on screen.
#Married2Med
#MarriedToMedicine
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I mean… Heavenly is basically the Democratic Party’s Donald Trump…
#Married2Med
#MarriedToMedicine
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Wait… what? Heavenly just kissed Simone in the mouth?
#Married2Med
#MarriedToMedicine
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So, can Contessa be the permanent host for all trips? Cuz she is doing the damn thing.
#Married2Med
#MarriedToMedicine
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Ashleyyyyy… where is the fucking bottom, girl?
#RHOP
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Now, Angel loves a good Merriam-Webster Word of the Day moment, chile. She be on them vocabulary flash cards!
#RHOP
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Andy, go home. Immediately. Talmbout some the Blacker the berry... 😂🤣😂
#RHOP
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Oop! Not Stacy clocking Gizelle’s tea with that subtle shade re: Jamal treating her poorly. Lmao.
#RHOP
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Giselle and Ashley need to outline a clear storyline before they sign contracts for the next season! What did they actually give us this season besides concocted drama, meddling in other people’s business, and senseless shit stirring?
#RHOP
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Angel dissociating so bad. Bless her heart, bless it good.
#RHOP
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Ashley needs to STFU!
#RHOP
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Chile, at this point just call it the Real Housewives of the Penitentiary.
#RHOP
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Brandy… what the entire hell? Who asked you to sing the national anthem in cursive like this?
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Oh, we’re going STRAIGHT to the fraud charges? Wow!
#RHOP
has *delivered* this season.
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What a surprise a universe in your eyes I couldn't pretend i wasn't seein' what i was seein' and feelin'
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A Universe by Jill Scott on Apple Music
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https://music.apple.com/us/album/a-universe/1861385995?i=1861386310
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Love is tearful, or it’s gay… …but beautiful!
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I’m bout to flood your timelines with hundreds of links to Apple Music for the next 24 hours. Every like gets a song… and I mean EVERY SINGLE LIKE.
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Friends tell me I move through life like an upper class, middle aged white woman. I wholeheartedly reject the notion. However (comma) the way I *deeply* resonate with early dinner discourse may not be helping my case. I literally have a 5pm dinner reservation on the calendar for tonight. 😭
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Whoever did Loretta’s hair and makeup on
#TheMsPatShow
? Keep them! Put ‘em on retainer! Baby, she was looking TF GOODT!!!
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Telepathy Precognition Shape Shifting
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Me watching Jeremy Pope in
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Rage is not a personality trait; it's a cortisol addiction. Drink some water. Unclench your jaw, babes. Everything doesn't require a scowl. Sometimes peace is the most disruptive posture. Luh you, mean it! 😘♥️
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Not my Uber driver broadcasting his church life group’s prayer call on the loudspeaker. I did not sign an NDA, yet here I am learning everyone’s business on my way home. Should I live skeet these people’s highs and lows for the week or nah? 😂
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I didn’t understand A SINGLE WORD of that halftime show. Yet… somehow… I understood it all — like, in my soul type shit. Bad Bunny ’nem did that.
#SBLX
#SuperBowl
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ WHAT SHE SAID!!!
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K D YT
15 days ago
Oh nothing, just at work watching a black father proudly chaperoning his son on a date with another boy. 🥹
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Damn. They got her. I hope the faithfuls pick up all the breadcrumbs Candiace laid for them… Rob should be next to go.
#TheTraitorsUS
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The ♉️ Supreme
18 days ago
This makes me think: I really wish the sets for her tribute on BET’s “Black Girls Rock” were longer! Jazmine, Ledisi, Yolanda! Even Elphaba ate her performance up 😭
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Trendor the Relentless
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“Ree’s not here.” - Dionne Warwick
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Y’all ever go on YouTube and watch clips from Aretha Franklin’s funeral? No? Yeah. Me neither. I was just… making sure we were all on the same page. *immediately plays Chaka Kan singing “Going Up Yonder” at the fune for the third time*
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I believe in boundaries. I also believe in bridges. One keeps you safe; the other keeps you human. I’m learning that they have to be built at the same time. I’m learning to ask myself not just what I’m protecting, but who/what I’m still reaching for. Protection matters. So does connection.
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I believe in boundaries. I also believe in bridges. One keeps you safe; the other keeps you human. I’m learning that they have to be built at the same time. I’m learning to ask myself not just what I’m protecting, but who/what I’m still reaching for. Protection matters. So does connection.
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Soooooo, this season of
#Bridgerton
is just Cinderella with a DEI consultant in casting and a string quartet? Got it.
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Mrs.Worldwide ✨
21 days ago
she the type to speak to ppl in the afterlife so it tracks
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I don’t understand none of Bad Bunny’s music, but I be outchea like…
#Grammys
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