I love me some @dstarwriter59.bsky.social! Like, real bad! 😍😍😍

Mushy, mushy!

I feel seen.

TLDR: USPS’s new rule clarifies *postmarks reflect when mail is processed, not when dropped off.* This means ballots mailed on Election Day could show a later date, which may risk disqualification in some states unless voters request a manual postmark or mail earlier.

The lip sync outcome made sense... I was rooting for the other queen, but the winner knew every word and matched the song’s energy beat for beat. Precision counts. See how I did that without spoilers, @the-dtc.bsky.social? 😜😘 #RPDR #RPDR18 #DragRace

YAAASSS, VITA!!! #RPDR #RPDR18 #DragRace

Cardi is the sweetest, shadiest judge. Lmao. It’s the shade + Kenya’s reactions for me. Cardi keeps gagging her! #RPDR #RPDR18 #DragRace

Vita ate this runway right on up!!! #RPDR #RPDR18 #DragRace

My fav queens so far are Kenya, Athena, and Vita. 😍😍😍 #RPDR #DragRace #RPDR18

Athena Dion’s face card tho… 🔟🔟🔟 #RPDR #RPDR18 #DragRace

Y’all watching #RPDR18 or nah? #DragRace #RPDR

Wayment. Y’all didn’t wanna tell me that Aaron and Teyana broke up? Hol’on. I’ll BRB. Lemme go get my man.

2026 should be a strong year for music. A lot of long anticipated artists are finally resurfacing with new albums on the horizon. Especially excited to hear this one from Miss Jill Scott when it drops Feb 13.

@taetachip.bsky.social I was two seconds away from reporting this page, but something said, check the posts to make sure it ain’t really him. 😅 Glad I did. Welcome back! Butteruh… what had happened? 👀

A note to myself for December 31, 2026: Mixing liquors and ignoring bedtime is no longer “fun,” it’s a choice with consequences. Remember, last year, you rang in the new year like it was 1999 and your body responded like it was 2099. Not worth a repeat, saweetie.

Have you seen her? Tell me, have you see her?

I thought it was just me. Ion like it.

That was simply beautiful. Like, truly. Them Duffer Brothers did that. #StrangerThings

So, honestly, just screw it! Screw the school! Screw the system! Screw conformity… This is our year! #StrangerThings

YES, WINONA!!! #StrangerThings

You fucked with the wrong family. . . #StrangerThings

Babyyyyy, the way I’m in here having an ENTIRE Baptist fit watching this #StrangerThings finale. 😭😭😭

I’m not afraid anymore. We’re not… afraid… of YOU! #StrangerThings

This is for Eddie, you son of a bitch! #StrangerThings

BREAKING: Stephen Colbert is a bossy bottom. Happy New Year, everyone! 🥳

Arrived at my lil’ Watch Night gig fully prepared + ready to sing the saints into the new year. The sound system said, NOPE! Like it was actively rebelling… Whelp! Set list scrapped. Audibles only. So much for preparation. Glad I was raised in a GOODT Baptist church. *stomp, clap, stomp, clap*

IF IT’S AT ME, THEN @ ME!!! … wicho ol’ subskeetin’ azz.

It could all be so simple but you’d rather make it hard…

Lawd, not Richard!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Lawd, not Richard!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

As a general rule of thumb, I have a hard time believing anyone whose name rhymes with FECES! See MENDEECEES. cc: @blackranga.blacksky.app

Has anyone else’s iPhone randomly removed the native GIF iMessages add on? AND the iMessages GIF keyboard app? Do they expect me to use words now or something? WTF, Timothy?

Five seasons waiting on Will to share his lil’ truth or whatever. He finally utters the obvious and I’m fully prepared to release the most annoyed eye roll… Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings

Eight days on a cruise with no children on the ship healed me. Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.

Child throws tantrum, parents ignore him. Child yells, “This is bullshit.” Latina Auntie/Sky Club Staff: “We don’t curse in here. You will need to leave if you continue.” Child: “Bitch.” Latina Auntie: “Excuse me?” Dad: “He was talking to his mom.” Me: “That makes it better?” Family departs. 🤯

Eight days on a cruise with no children on the ship healed me. Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.

We die. Together.

I could totally see my father doing this in an alternate timeline. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Five seasons waiting on Will to share his lil’ truth or whatever. He finally utters the obvious and I’m fully prepared to release the most annoyed eye roll… Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings

You die, I die.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Ah, #Pluribus really stuck the landing o the first season. I love that the showrunners trust us to sit with the tension and big questions about humanity without pedantry, moral spoon feeding, or explaining everything away. So fucking good.

@caliguurl.bsky.social so, I watched the special. . .

“Is your thyroid enlarged?” — Jackie Walters, MD | #MarriedToMedicine

I genuinely believe Kristina could have presented a very compelling argument for the million if she had gotten to the final three. But she started talkin’ her shit and showed her hand too early at the final five tribal. #Survivor

Kristina GAGGED Savannah with that question. WOW! I actually loved that question; very well played, Kristina! #Survivor

The edit is giving it’s Sophie’s season… Just gone ahead and crown her ATP. #Survivor

Picture it, Earth 2035… your 2025 Hump Day posts have become the backbone of some random person’s catfish operation on a new app called RedMountain.

I don’t know if Kamala Harris is actually thinking about teeing up for 2028 or if Kamala Harris wants you to think that she’s thinking about teeing up for 2028, but I do know the latter keeps the money flowing…

So, hear me out: PLOT TWIST, the artist formerly known as Justin and @xjordanary.bsky.social are the same person. It’s been Jordan on both accounts the whole time, and “Justin” is actually his childhood imaginary friend… a lil’ social media ventriloquist act of sorts. 👀🤔😂