This snake scene almost took me out. #Euphoria

Not Coleman playin hetero! Lmao. #Euphoria

Phaedra… girl, what the hell? #RHOA

Holy shit! That preview for #Survivor51 was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!! #TheOpenEra (Edited 11:01 PM)

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! CIRIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!! Love her so much! #Survivor

Our queen! She did a damn good job. After Cirie and Tiff left, she was my preferred winner!

Cirie BETTER get the 100K from Sia!!! #Survivor

Yay!!! Congrats, Aubry!!! You deserved it, tbh. #Survivor

Everything I said about Joe this season stands. Also… That man is fine AF. #Survivor

Watching Joe slowly come to the realization that he’s (likely) coming in third and has no chance of winning the two million is kind of sad. . . #Survivor

Dee better keep this jury in order! Get ‘em together, girl! #Survivor

A “Joe•tation” is WILD! Not Cirie gagging Joe at this final tribal. Lol. #Survivor

Not the jury campaigning for their preferred players! Ask a question! Let these folks defend themselves. #Survivor

Not Jeff spoiling the result of the fire making challenge. #Survivor

Rizo’s crying confessionals are… oof. #Survivor

Now rooting for Aubry to win it all! #Survivor

So Jonathan bout to win? #Survivor

Damnit! I wanted Tiff to win so friggin bad. Ugh! #Survivor

This was a great moment for Cirie! #Survivor

Oh, so now Joe wants to understand the mechanics of the game? Girl, BYE! #Survivor

Tiffany is LIVID! And I’m here for it. Lol. #Survivor

K Michelle seems like the type to ask you what you said about her mama if you use a "big word"

Me watching #RHOA tryna figure out what the hell K Michelle talmbout:

DAMN!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!! 😭😭😭 #Survivor

I know I’m behind the live stream. But they better NOT vote Cirie out tonight! #Survivor

Yes, Tiffany!!! You better win your third immunity idol!!! #Survivor

Chile, I hope Tiffany’s hyper focus doesn’t come back to bite her in the ass! #Survivor

Tiffany came to PLAY this season! #Survivor

I am so glad Ozzy gave Cirie that extra vote because it came in CLUTCH tonight. Had my girl been voted out, I woulda been ANGRY! Lol. #Survivor

Ozzy… WHAT ARE YOU DOING, bro??? Why THE HELL are you telling Aubry your ENTIRE game? What the actual fuck??? #Survivor

Jonathan’s advantage is WILD. I genuinely don’t think we’ve ever seen one player have this much control over a vote in all 50 seasons. That man is the first official mayor of #Survivor.

Baby, production was in its BAG this season. ATP, it’s impossible to tell who’s getting the winner edit because everybody is PLAYING!!! The scheming, the conniving, the jury management, the advantage play, folks lying with conviction. I. LOVE. IT. #Survivor

I always get nervous when there’s a big twist… and Cirie + Tiffany on the same tribe split!?!?! 😩😩😩 #Survivor

This edit with Cirie dragging Joe’s whole “honor and integrity” gameplay philosophy is everything! Baby, Cirie is me and I am SHE. THIS IS #SURVIVOR, not student council elections. The self-righteous “I play straightforward” routine is DUMB. Lie! Scheme! Betray your alliance! PLAY. THE. GAME.

My mama is too real. She gone say, “BRAN•DUHN… you tryna send me flowers for Mother’s Day? Yeah… Don’t do that. Just gimme the money for the flowers. I can make that money last longer.” Ma’am… this is not that. But she right. #MothersDay

They got me *crine* so bad! 😭😭😭 #WillTrent

First, it was Kima Greggs (aka Amanda Wagner, aka Sonja Sohn) and now Jake Ballard (aka Scott Foley!?!?! Chile, the writers room chose violence… and I’m to’e up from the flo’ up! #WillTrent

Not Jake Ballard (aka, Scott Foley)!!! JESUS!!! 😭😭😭 #WillTrent

I feel so sorry for everyone who entered the Met Gala after Beyoncé, Jay Z, and Blue Ivy.

Aw, loved Joshua Henry’s lil’ opening number for #TheMetGala! Especially because I’ll get to see him live tomorrow night in #Ragtime!

Got back on Instagram and it seems like it immediately recommended every single Black gay man from BlueSky. Like every time I log in, Issanother•one•uh•y’all! Lmao. Anyway, holla atcha boi on the gram: www.instagram.com/sirbrandonth...

Oh THAT brawl between Angela and Pinky is going down in housewives history. Angela won imho. But Pinky held her own! #RHOA

Any of my ATL folks got a Dekalb Water Management connect? Need a favor ASAP! If you know someone, DM me, please.

🎶Sharp! Who gone tell you to stop? And if they tryna humble you, you know they the opps!🎶 *hits the four corners like my mama’nem* @durandbernarr.bsky.social done did it again, saints! 🕺🏾

The ancestors told me to remind you: ginger ale is a cure-all. Be blessed! 😘

Not someone eating all the raw onions… on a plane. I’m crying so bad. Literally. This is assault. 😭😭😭

Aubry is a friggin BEAST!!! #Survivor

Xfinity has AI bots running customer service now, and they lie about it. Ask “Is this AI?” and it says, “No, I’m real. Just using software to help with enunciation.” Lies, stunts, shows. Hated it.

Okay, Horse Lady… it’s time. Been time.

PSA: Zoom AI Companion does *not* know which parts of the call were off the record. The pre-meeting gossip does not belong in the meeting summary. Do better, Miss Z'AIsha.