All the ladies on here fine.. get you one

that discernment don't miss! next up on my takedown list: Anderson Paak.

Me talking about Bea from Love Island USA:

I normally don’t talk about these feelings but i gotta get this out. There’s a cruel loneliness that comes with being desired that nobody really talks about. 🧵 (1/3)

As soon as I place my order, I need a tracking number immediately

(3/3) I’m not interested in being somebody’s goal or their aesthetic. I want somebody who actually wants to know ME. The real parts. The quiet parts. The parts that don’t photograph well. Desired and wanted are not the same thing. I’ve had enough of the first…waiting on the second. 😔

(2/3) People pursue you for what they see. Your face, your life, the version of you that exists before you’ve even said anything. It feels good for a second until you realize they’re not actually curious about YOU. They’re just attracted to the packaging.

never in my Baptist ass life.

Turn this up! Had a conversation with my parents a few months ago about this. They are making the same decisions they made over twenty years ago. I will not be responsible for righting their wrongs.

Whole lotta real ones 💪🏾🤘🏾

Aintshitness rubs me the wrong way all the time. It’s not usually a singular act or behavior, it’s their whole disposition. “I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, the way that you dress…”type of vibe.

NARS oil control foundation >>>> I mean look at this. No filter.

You can be quiet and right. Then when it comes out -Bam! You can do the...

The vibes never lie...

June 19th i'll be on an episode of The Chi. I am wearing a suit, again. Probably handsome. Tune in. And I'm all over Deli Boys season 2. Out now on hulu.

Nothing… a Steam Deck however…

1 = your child 2 = your children 3 = your kids 4+ = all them damn kids you got I do not make the rules.

I had a coworker I aint like from the beginning. Come to find out, he was telling everybody's business and snitching on coworkers only to up getting exposed by his wife for sleeping with one of the managers.

As a former dancer, being unable to point my toes properly has got to be the most depressing shit to happen so far, I keep randomly breaking into tears. Delusion >>>> - [$170/$775] 💕💸 #disabled #ashell #thisissomebullshit #deadass cash.app/$bellad0nna

When does this guy sleep? He just smoked me in our 2k for 2-K run at Fort Tryon Park.

Me with Tabitha Brown 👐🏾

Dad Joke Levels previously only theorized

Shrinkflation has reduced weekends from 20 minutes to only 5 minutes.

Errtime😭

I know someone who has immaculate vibe checks, every single time they have noted and said something, it has been true I don't know how they do it, but it's just: "Vibes off" "You heard em, vibes off, pack it up!"

*me when yall tag people on my posts that i blocked*

There’s no way it was enough sleeps to already be Sunday!

Trump making the NBA finals at MSG all about him is too perfect. Show up 2 hours early, no watch parties outside. He can't fathom not being the center of attention even if forcing himself on to us will lead to loud boos and intense hatred. Fundamentally broken man.

Me about Mr. Beast Me about a certain leftist streamer

Everything gives you the ick though

And if you tell anyone it won't make sense yet lol you just know something ain't adding up

So many times I been right! Everybody like ‘You JUST met them!’ And ion like ‘em. Then exactly that—you’re a hater …..AUN TIL

You really gotta listen to them vibes, because it's not some kind of magic, it's your brain picking up on small cues that add up to what we call "intuition". You might not be able to verbalize why, but it's your built-in advance warning system.

If this ain’t me

Me with Kanye in 2005:

Your spirit ain’t lying to you. And since authenticity takes real commitment, the facade gonna fall eventually. 🙃

Never wrong, just early

10 outta 10 even with all the hatred. Make me Black in every lifetime!!!

This is me to the core. Might take me a minute to put my finger on it but I’m never wrong!

I’m never wrong about it!

I hate when there’s something about somebody that doesn’t sit right with me but I can’t exactly put my finger on it because now I look like a hater. I’m gon’ figure it out. I’m never wrong about it.

💀💀💀💀

Hol’uh 🤘🏾 music.apple.com/us/album/let...

If I wanted a mini Kelly bag, this would be an acceptable trade, right? I was just tryna help him out 😭

"Your order will be delivered today" Follow me for more tips on happiness.

I’m sked of yall 💀💀💀