Don’t worry need this 4K my friend

Don't just apply to women either

Command me.

😌

Its fleet week in Houston and it looks like the 1930s with all these sailors walking around. I want a jar of moonshine and a harmonica.

DAWG 💀💀💀💀💀

Like what just happened THAT FAST

See Baltimore 😭😩

Houston weather said “WE OUTSIIIIIDE ☀️!!! JK TWIN GO GET YOUR COAT 🌧️ “

I’m high but… they look alike

😂😂😂😂

"I wish I was with a man who was into me" Damn. That made me feel bad.

I’m so glad you saw this because it 100 gave lavender to me and I feel like it’s so much easier to say that…

Bars here!!

I hate when people use a bunch of therapy buzz words and $5 phrases to say a bunch of nothing. This was a round about way of saying we have a lavender marriage and that’s ok.

Let’s have a open and honest conversation: We were going through a phase 2009-2011. I’m not sure how to describe the phase but it was a true phase because looking back, these niggas was ass!! Like Wagon Wednesday ass!!🤣🤣🤣

The whole YMCMB tbh.

One of the things that I think people have the hardest time accepting about life is that it is actually normal for bodies to feel weird, bad, tired, and hurt, especially as we get older. The wellness industry preys on this by promoting the idea that we can feel good all the time.

Something about today don’t feel right

I had no clue Jack Harlow existed on this Earth before like 2023. What do you mean he’s been in the game for 10 years?

Y’all literally wake up and decide “Yeah, imma turn the skyline into a butcher shop today” 😂😂😂

Bouncing back from the blues. 🍃🍃

WHY would you entertain, let alone marry, a “man” who is $24k in arrears for child support?!? He doesn’t even care about the people he made, You Big Dummy!!

Listen, my daughter be trippin me out, like GET YO ASS UP! And clean up your damn room🤦🏽‍♀️😭

I once faked a heat stroke as a kid to get out of a beating. It didn’t work out how I thought it would

Here's why you're “uninvited & uninvolved”

Kids always want to fake an injury when they know they’re in trouble. Ain’t shit wrong with your leg. COME HERE!

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

This who shows up when y’all tag them asking for them wellness checks:

“Age like play shoes” you say??

Rent is about to be due

💀💀💀 I love these videos but I knew it was only a matter of time 🤣🤣

That man was on the final episode of Cheers 😭

Ok BMZ breaking news 😭😂

They age like play shoes

Bill Nye and hundreds of Planetary Society members are heading to DC on Monday to protest the White House's proposal to slash NASA's science budget in half. These cuts were announced as the Artemis astronauts were on their way to the Moon:

Al B. Sure and Lunell go together?!?! Where the hell I been? 😂😂😂

Amen, church.

Intention does not negate consequences

Really getting sick of yall trying to make being funky acceptable

Rule 1:

My cousins are putting together a “Alcohol fueled Adult Field Day” Man it’s going to be ACL’s littering the ground like confetti

Everything isn't S/M content. Everything doesn't need to be judged by strangers on the internet.

Some people just can’t appreciate whimsy

Oh baby we gon be out out cuz ima tear it down right next to you

A YEAR?!?! Yall am I tripping?

Wanna see me in rare form? Bring out some spinach dip and tortilla chips and watch me go to work 🤤