Bro, I’ve done for real “jump out a perfectly good airplane” skydiving and I’m STILL scared as shit of heights.🥴

Washing clothes & folding immediately after is just too much

Ya know, I used to be extremely scared of heights, and then I got the bright idea to install my own security cameras on my house, and something about being up on that ladder knocked that fear right on out. Moral of the story: QUIT BEING SCARY!! 🗣️

As someone who moved around a lot, I always think it’s dope when people can say they’ve been in the same neighborhood, school districts, churches, etc. all their life.

Afternoon black people

I’m from the 70s!! 🚬 They gave us candy ones until we were old enough to buy with a note…so like 6. People would have us light there smokes for them with a caveat “and you bet not inhale.” You could smoke in the hospitals, airplanes and restaurants until I was 16. So yeah, last night.

"so yeah, last night" got me wheezing

They’re delusional. One day men don’t deserve shit then the next day they rushing to bend them over and help them fulfill their fantasies!

Some of you be wanting to humble people before you even get to know them…

What is happening?

I’ve really been considering going indoor skydiving to tackle my fear of heights but I’mma be pissed if I break my neck doing some shit I know I had no business doing

Don’t get me started 😭

This seems bad.

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Wild to me!!

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Just 2 days ago we was talking about men not washing their ass and now yall trying to play in it 🙂‍↔️. Was ‘The Color Purple’ not enough struggle? Yall fingers gon’ fall off

I’m interested in this Asian American business boycott. How do y’all feel about it? #BlackSky

I get followers mixed up who don't resemble one another in any way

And similar profile pics

Cheesos Crice 😩

Reasons it takes me so long in the bathroom:

you want your future son in the NBA or you gonna keep playing?

Yall gotta watch The Underdoggs on Amazon Prime. This shit is hilarious 🤣🤣

Yes. Ridiculously fine.

Tika Sumpter is so damn beautiful 😮‍💨

Day 7 Black Music Month Celly Cel - It's Goin' Down If this ain't your type of ridin music we can't hang out

Good morning and happy #Skircle Sunday! So grateful to be, once again, surrounded by y’all beautiful and fine asses!

It is so important to know who you are in a world that thrives off of making sure you don’t.

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All the ladies on here fine.. get you one

that discernment don't miss! next up on my takedown list: Anderson Paak.

Me talking about Bea from Love Island USA:

I normally don’t talk about these feelings but i gotta get this out. There’s a cruel loneliness that comes with being desired that nobody really talks about. 🧵 (1/3)

As soon as I place my order, I need a tracking number immediately

(3/3) I’m not interested in being somebody’s goal or their aesthetic. I want somebody who actually wants to know ME. The real parts. The quiet parts. The parts that don’t photograph well. Desired and wanted are not the same thing. I’ve had enough of the first…waiting on the second. 😔

(2/3) People pursue you for what they see. Your face, your life, the version of you that exists before you’ve even said anything. It feels good for a second until you realize they’re not actually curious about YOU. They’re just attracted to the packaging.

never in my Baptist ass life.

Turn this up! Had a conversation with my parents a few months ago about this. They are making the same decisions they made over twenty years ago. I will not be responsible for righting their wrongs.

Whole lotta real ones 💪🏾🤘🏾

Aintshitness rubs me the wrong way all the time. It’s not usually a singular act or behavior, it’s their whole disposition. “I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, the way that you dress…”type of vibe.

NARS oil control foundation >>>> I mean look at this. No filter.

You can be quiet and right. Then when it comes out -Bam! You can do the...

The vibes never lie...

June 19th i'll be on an episode of The Chi. I am wearing a suit, again. Probably handsome. Tune in. And I'm all over Deli Boys season 2. Out now on hulu.

Nothing… a Steam Deck however…

1 = your child 2 = your children 3 = your kids 4+ = all them damn kids you got I do not make the rules.