😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Very that. I like to host but I ain’t no damn server 😂

Hahahahahahahaha!

Dawg especially THIRD fuckin WARD on a Sunday 💀💀💀 like bitch why am I paying you $80 to park ofc Almeda pls kiss my ass 😭

And been locked and loaded ever since!! 🥰🥹🫶🏽

Like I tell my mama “I’m a guest. Accommodate me.” 😌

Me to my neighbor who comes over daily:

CAWK!!

Now when I start cooking after the 5th visit…

I’m knocking all that shit over

my best friend gets mad at me every time I ask permission to use his restroom 💀 I always get a “bitch, we’ve known each other since we were 15. One of these days I’m going to tell you no”

Tell me you forgot where it is and I’m gon tell you to look 🙃

BIG ORANGE WAS SLOBBIN' ON THAT ROD

Exactly, I will gladly say you are no longer a guest, and you'd better go in there and get it.

That look said "boy, have some self respect ".

You get “the tour” twice. After that “you know where it is” is in full effect.

If I invite you to my space, you practically family. Imma give you a tour, make yourself at home after that, cups are in the cabinet right next to the fridge

Me AF: (I made sure the house was fully stocked for company! Once I do my lil house tour, offer my first and only round of drinks & snacks requests… don’t ask me for shit else. Help yourself 🤣)

For a while, my house was the hub of my IRL community. Because of that, I'm always assuming people know they can, AND SHOULD, just help themselves to stuff. If you don't know yeah, sure, ask me; but I hate it when people just stay being thirsty all because my ADHD forgot I was getting them a drink

I got a bad habit of going through the kitchen just to know where everything is. But! Because I'm the "cooking" friend somehow it's never a problem.

After that first visit, you are no longer a guest. Help yourself.

Folks look at me crazy when I say this but they definitely find out quickly. Only person that’ll continue to get served is a child or an elder. The rest of you…figure it out 🤷🏽‍♂️😅

Damn. I hope she also healed lol

Happy Sunday 🩷

You got one time to visit my house and I get everything for you. After that, you know where the kitchen is. Get it yourself.

lol that look must have cut to ya soul 🤣

The shoot outs😂😂😂

Why you let her go???

The memories 😫🥹

a mother🩷✨

I’m feeling so blessed, y’all.

Say, man. That phone nasty. Disinfect that shit.

Chillin in this Business Class lounge not wanting to leave Japan. Trip of a lifetime!

Easily Bernie in “Player’s Club”! “Why they being prohibited?” “You better wear your bulletproof vest all day…ALLLLLL MUTHA. FUCKIN. DAY!! 🗣️🗣️YOU TOO, YA FAT. MUTHA. FUCKA!!” Oscar worthy.😂 youtu.be/-baz-0Sn354?...

You cowrote it huh? This is your humor full on.

I know him and Trump looked like boiled chicken breasts when they was hunching 🤢

Exactly! Self hatred with big egotistical actions (and tiny hands LOL)

This video is funny as sin 😂🤣😂

The problem is the hypocrisy. It’s ok if he were sucking dick but his government platform built in racism, intolerance and prejudice is awful. This MAGA cult will destroy itself spectacularly.

I had no idea what was going on til this post. Still kinda dont. 🤣

good mama

😂🤣🤣🤣

Mom is right. That girl's mom should have taught her better.

Mom was on to something!

Lmfao

I get it…but damn…men and women can’t spoil each other? Lol

I need more information here.

Now see LMFAOOOO🤣

Called myself going to Crocker during pride. After about 15 minutes I was otw back to my hotel 🙂‍↔️

When I was 19 my ex girlfriend bought me a car. I thought I was really pimping. My mom looked so disgusted. I ain’t let a woman buy me a damn thing since then.