Aww shucks ☺️

It’s crazy how much free will we have. There’s nothing stopping me from smoking a blunt and watching CatDog.

84°

Why you gotta bring up the past tho? You know ima pay you back when get my taxes

I’m bored, keep the argument going: “Wowwwww so nobody in this family can let me borrow $40??”

The nigga from Houston with the fat ass The nigga from that island That nigga and his boyfriend from Miami Several Atlanta Niggas. That island nigga from NYC I will not be elaborating.

This is probably the best mashup in the history of music 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤣

Pre-K. We had snack tables for two and I wanted to have my snack dates with Austin. One day, LaQuan tried to sit with Austin at snack time and we ended up fighting bc wtf

Openly Caucasian has me on the floor 💀

I be so happy for y’all when y’all post about getting new jobs, especially when you’ve been waiting anxiously for their decision.

Consoleezza 50 Cent and TI War in the Middle East High gas prices NBA on NBC THE EARLY 2000s ARE BACK

Kamala didn't even clear her throat good before she got up there like

Tbh the ADHD gonna make me forget about you anyway

BLACKS RULE 😂

Some are better than others

Remember when we used to get a new Rihanna album every year?

With You

At work, do you code switch with your Black customers/clients/patients?

Maternal Grandfather - (Crooked) Police Officer Paternal Grandfather - Architect

Also my first time at the theaters 😩 I was 3.

Take a leave of absence and travel the world with my mom

Imagine applying for a job and the HR director is a nigga you called gay in third grade 🙃

If you see this, post a Princess or a Queen.

I love being Caribbean and all, but the urban legends and home remedies be wild af bc wym taking a shower immediately after ironing will make me “catch” a stroke?? 🤣

Just unlocked memories of me being high af in college playing Temple Run on my iPod touch 😂

Yes! Attraction is subjective, so please send the chubby niggas, niggas with ears that stick out, short niggas, and niggas with 20c hair if they can make me laugh, match my ambition, and like to cuddle. 😍

POV: you turn 30 on the same day the entire country goes into quarantine 🥴

This is where it all started iykyk

We gon be in that bitch like summer camp 😂

God when he designed 🍆

Feels like a summer night

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You can’t tell me this song ain’t about a handjob 🖐🏽 🧴 “Get undressed and slip on this robe Relax, darlin' Just sit back, prepare to be stroked Can you feel the magic in my hands? When I touch and rub you the right way Stroke applied with tenderness When I hold and rub you the right way”

r/blackmaleass iykyk

Working in healthcare (especially HR) will quickly let you know that [redacted people] are high key racist af

There was a glitch in the simulation y’all! 1. Called to order a new storage lock and new key 2. Go to pick up new lock and key. 3. Start putting new key on my key ring 4. How tf was there already an identical key on my key ring?? Down to the number engraved. And no it wasn’t the old lock’s key 😰

Y’all have any wild theories? I’ll start. I’m starting to believe we all might be the same person living different lives.

Sheeeeit ima be up there talmbout some: “YOUUU AREEEEEEE THE SOURCE OF MY STRENGTH!!! YOU AREEEEEE STRENGTH OF MY LIFE!!”

Eric Benét being my favorite person on the internet was not on my bingo card, but here we are.

He’s 1000% eating roach eggs

CNN ain’t shit for using this photo. This was intentional.

“I no Black, I Cherokee” 💀

no cheating. your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

Everybody a little gay

Let’s be very clear, this isn’t about disability. If it were, then they would have excused Kanye’s antisemitism because he has bipolar disorder.

If I had a disability that made me involuntarily punch people in the face, would it be a good idea for me to appear in-person at a live televised award ceremony? If I attend the show and punched three people in the face, would I be met with grace, empathy, and understanding?

It’s also worth examining the immediate outpouring of empathy and understanding John Davidson received, and how this same empathy wasn’t extended to Michael or Delroy to nearly the same extent. It’s like y’all became the biggest Tourette’s advocates once you got the opportunity to dismiss racism.

This whole “law school taking up all my free time so I have almost zero time to socialize and enjoy my youth while I still have it” thing is TAXING. Y’all enjoy outside for me 🥺