I just know Tommy Pickles grew up to be wh*te trasħ

Nobody: Me in the middle of the night: I wonder what picture my family is use on my obituary when I die?

FOINE 🫨😮‍💨

We were nekkid in Africa but mfs really had to invent clothes and taxes

Scooter. Skin. Voice. Eyes. Smile. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Drop your favorite “me and who” pictures.

If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰

And will! 💛

I know this is a nighttime question, but I was looking at a ruler and it made me start thinking… Do yall know your 🍆 size? (No size shaming)

This is my tribe now, please govern yourselves accordingly

Some jerk salmon and white rice for dinner would be what dreams are made of

“Walk me through why you thought that was acceptable?” - Me, everyday

One day I posted on Facebook: “Gonna teach my son to cook so he’s not impressed by your daughter’s boring chicken Alfredo” It went viral and people been fighting on the internet ever since. I’m sorry, y’all.

The Illuminati doesn’t do group projects like they used to! Remember when the entire music industry hopped on “What’s Going On?”

I love how Charlotte Pickles didn’t fuck with Betty and Didi like that. It’s giving “I’m nothing like you broke bitches”

We’re not compatible. You just like how I look. And that’s okay. 💛

Brazilian Mahogany

what tv/movie trope do you hate? mine: high school movies where people refer you by class like “you’re in 5th period english?” nobody talks like that.

Toronto.

BAY- (inhales) -BEE!!!!!!!!

i hate a devils advocate “well actually” ☝🏾🤓 type of person the devil don’t need a co signer, you’re just combative & annoying.

What yall having for breakfast?

Jamie Lynn Spears and her lil friends made me wanna go to Pacific Coast Academy so bad 😭

Lemme gon head and chew this gum, lemme call you back

Sad I can’t visit some cousins alone in CR bc they have nefarious intentions. 🥴 Me: Let’s link when I come back! Cousin 1: You gonna let me [redacted]? _______________________________ Me: Let’s grab drinks when I get back! Cousin 2: I can’t drink around you 😈🫦

I have a working theory as to why The Blacks™️ turned on Jada Pinkett-Smith: for years her and Will were “Black Love Goals” and seen as the epitome of Black love. When she shattered that illusion, people hated her for “taking” that away from them. The hate she gets is so baffling to me.

I just know one day ima wake back up in 2011, 212 by azealia banks blasting in the background, and my friends guiding me from a college party I blacked out at. I start to tell them about 2025 and everything that changed. They laugh, pat my shoulder, and tell me I been smoking that good shit. 🥺

The lunch table crews have been established

Tell me your sign without telling me your sign: “Well, nobody told you to be offended 🤷🏽‍♂️”

Ever just see some ______ and be like “yup, I definitely like men”

I think it could work for some people. I am not one of those people.

5 (would also give me 1 & 4) 7 9

Nike's ad for the Dodgers win featuring Kendrick Lamar

DODGERS!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

Omg stop yall 😌

Do kids still point and say “oooooooooohhh” when somebody is in trouble? 🫵🏽😗

When he misses I’ll let you know .

Who wins cutest couple? 👀 Bert and Ernie Frog and Toad SpongeBob and Patrick

She gonna bust in the church at the end mid-song 😭

Imagine playing “I bet my 🍆 is bigger than yours…lemme see” at work. These things can’t wait until after work?

Yeah, but are you tithing?

Bc daddy is introverted. And not really. Dating has never been particularly difficult for me.

I can’t wait til I get old so I can start just saying anything. You: I have a headache. Me: Well, have you been paying your tithes?

Moesha was not only a terrible daughter, but a terrible friend too

Am I the only one getting follows from random African gentlemen with brand new accounts?

Nobody: Me all week:

Who was the worst TV daughter? Laura from Family Matters Zaria from The Parenthood Moesha from Moesha

I feel like you calling my grandma a liar 😩

i’ll never forget senior year of high school, we were on lockdown bc there was a gunman on campus. Our teacher straight up LEFT us in the classroom and went home. Talmbout some “sorry y’all, i got kids at home.”

It’s bout to be bad no matter how you look at it. Even if it doesn’t get directly hit, the damage is still going to be astronomical. Keep Jamaica in mind and if I learned anything from the Katrina documentaries, don’t believe SHIT mass media is telling us. The truth will probably be far worse 🙏🏽🇯🇲