Y’all parents ever make y’all write standards. Every so often, I’ll randomly remember being 5 and my dad making me write a whole notebook worth of college ruled paper, front and back: “I will be attentive in school.”

My brain isn’t sure to read this as: I’ve been making love (to music) 🎧😮‍💨 OR I’ve been making love to music 😈 🎶 Either way, love the pic lol

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As a nurse who transitioned to HR, this is extremely accurate. Extremely.

Who can name this 90s Nickelodeon show? Two brothers — one light skinned, one dark skinned — get kicked out of their parents house and have to start life on their own as bachelors.

I wanted to jump into the TV and have them adopt me so bad 😂

Being Black in 1994 >>>>

Some of my favorite amateur content has Family Guy or CNN (from the Obama years) playing in the background

First Name: 🇬🇧 Last Name: 🇯🇲/🇪🇸 Background: 🇨🇷/🇯🇲 Nationality: 🇨🇷+🇺🇸 Languages you speak: 🇺🇸,🇯🇲,🇪🇸

I mentioned it because under this administration, it’s not an impossible hypothetical. I’m not endorsing state-sanctioned segregation, but I AM saying I’m not interested in romanticizing the idea of Black people having to fight all over again just to sit in spaces where we are barely tolerated.

I didn’t say segregation was good. I said the concept of Black-exclusive spaces doesn’t automatically sound bad to me.

Bruh.

All in all, Timmy Shamalam wasn't on that stage not ONCE tonight, which is a win for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee —

Yesssssss!!!!!!!

How did she know that off-hand about the amount of ties? sounds like she knew beforehand #oscars

Play the music already! #oscars

Right out the gate

Same exact feeling

How I want Michael B Jordan to run up there and get his Oscar

Oscars Night. ✨🌟💫✨

Can we stop blaming Black women for problems they didn’t create?

Let’s say there was a loophole that technically made segregation legal again. ATP, would you care? Idk…a Black only movie theater, club, college, restaurant and sports league doesn’t sound that bad to me 🤷🏽‍♂️

Supergoop is great and doesn’t leave a white cast

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What did y’all look like in college?

*hits blunt* What if HR/Management were allowed to whoop employees? You arrive late and your boss talmbout some “Go get my belt.” 😂

Looking back, MTV Spring Break back in the 2000s was probably musty af, even outdoors.

Cousin!!!

Ours was similar in LA “Bald headed HOODRAT, yo hair caint touch yo back; perm it/weave it; yk you need it”

Me on Wednesdays and Thursdays

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Papi, papa, pa. You could get anything from me 😮‍💨

I always wondered why we never saw Kel’s home or his parents. I kinda just assumed there was some neglect going on in the home which is why Kenan’s family tolerated him 🤔

Happy Hump Day 🖤

$6.20. Thank God my job is within walking distance.

💀💀💀💀💀

Do y’all like your jobs? Even though it gets heavy, I genuinely like what I do.

Aww shucks ☺️

It’s crazy how much free will we have. There’s nothing stopping me from smoking a blunt and watching CatDog.

84°

Why you gotta bring up the past tho? You know ima pay you back when get my taxes

I’m bored, keep the argument going: “Wowwwww so nobody in this family can let me borrow $40??”

The nigga from Houston with the fat ass The nigga from that island That nigga and his boyfriend from Miami Several Atlanta Niggas. That island nigga from NYC I will not be elaborating.

This is probably the best mashup in the history of music 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤣

Pre-K. We had snack tables for two and I wanted to have my snack dates with Austin. One day, LaQuan tried to sit with Austin at snack time and we ended up fighting bc wtf

Openly Caucasian has me on the floor 💀

I be so happy for y’all when y’all post about getting new jobs, especially when you’ve been waiting anxiously for their decision.

Consoleezza 50 Cent and TI War in the Middle East High gas prices NBA on NBC THE EARLY 2000s ARE BACK

Kamala didn't even clear her throat good before she got up there like