So we're just waging war with no money now

So he's just going to war in the Caribbean? Ok.

Oh brooooother

On Friday 18 blue state attorneys general BLASTED the Federal Trade Commission, telling it to back off trans youth healthcare and warning of an insidious attempt to reshape the regulation of medicine in the US. And nobody covered it. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

it is worth mentioning that many of these laws are written so broadly as to define any discussion of LGBT topics as pornographic

That 65+ demo is about to see something

Let’s be clear: Donald Trump and Mike Johnson shut down the government in order to kick 22 million people off their healthcare. Republicans own this shutdown.

Good morning. The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you. Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.

I be up early and forgetting that brits do politics too 😂

Lol Fallon was never built for anything like this. But no one is, truly. They come for us all anyway.

What actually happened? Egyptian cotton. With lots of fertile farmland and desperate for something to sell for cash on international markets, Egypt's leadership dumped resources into building up cotton farming in Egypt.

Without Southern cotton, the British textile industry would be brought to its knees. And that would force the British Empire- with the world's most powerful navy- to help the US South in its fight for "freedom." At least, that's what cotton plantation owners THOUGHT would happen.

The thing is, this isn't even the first time US ag has wrecked itself with foolish trade wars. In the runup to the Civil War, US cotton plantations decided to stop exporting cotton. Why? Because the British Empire's textile mills ran on cotton from US plantations.

Every government shutdown over the past 30 years was caused by Republican intransigence in Congress, the White House, or both. (Remember that one time when Ted Cruz was basically the Speaker of the House for a few weeks?)

My goodness they're really letting the claws out

Shut it down! Call their bluff!

You ever just see something that just smell like so much bullshit that you break your professional persona?

Showing up to work to avoid a shutdown is apparently a minimum threshold Republicans can’t be bothered to meet.

This AP article talking about the Utah school don't have drones. Sorry, how was a drone going to prevent or stop that man's death?

"The anti-science party who want smaller government and encouraged skepticism in the CDC, EPA, FEMA, NIH, etc. are destroying them. Who knew?"

Forced recession, forced shutdown, forced civil war For what? 💀

This is the world’s problem, actually. And there is nothing absent minded about what I said. Which wasn’t an argument. It was a statement. This staggering failure of imagination, this idea that Democrats in power are powerless…. is absurd. If they have no power, why don’t they resign?

In a sane country with competent leadership, the 50 highest-ranking Democrats would call a press conference to denounce what just happened as a threat to the republic and demand Trump's immediate impeachment and removal from office. I don't know he could make his intentions more clear.

Okay he gotta go now.

People go to government sites for relevant info for whatever the fuck they need. Running into a pop-up screaming about the "Radical Left" (half the country?????) just make you look CRAZY. Normal people see that you are crazy. You control the government, media, and EA and can't handle a shutdown? FOH

King of War & Agony

Not everyone can handle the Kash stash.

Actually I don't care until they start putting it in rap disses.

About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because pieces of wood may be embedded in the batter

Sorry idk how anyone is shocked by any of those comedians doing that unless you only been watching short clips of them on tiktok, which I'm sure is the case for why ppl are shocked by Bill Burr of all people

Hate subreddits are funny because you're just making random shit up just because you don't like the thing or person

youtube.com/watch?v=kB9c... Oh yeah. Your Super Bowl halftime performer has one of the best all time entrances I have ever seen in my life

sorry but "MrBeast defends trapping man in burning building for $500,000" is so bleak. he is living cultural rot

now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

we're just killing people. not "invaders" or people even on american soil or people on fucking soil at all. we're just picking off random people! beyond unjustifiable and into senseless and random. literally why are these people dead? bc they were fishing?

Is this their warrior king?

New OPM guidance says OMB "has determined" agencies may do work on mass firings during shutdowns. This seems like a blatant Antideficiency Act violation, which caries criminal penalties. However, the Trump admin won't prosecute itself, so this is yet more broken budget laws from the Trump admin 🧵

Not the Onion

Walmart nostalgia is silly because we had other supermarkets. Show me Circuit City nostalgia instead.

Now you're catching on

Probably not a good sign that my first morning headline is Mr Beast trapping someone in a burning house

That's one clown show over

Okay I'm officially done with comp because why did a Jeff throw?

Like this is straight up mad king hours. What are we doing here

This dude is really commiting Insurrection as a sitting president

We can't lose recipes we never had 😂

We reached peak tech nightmare. Current Google is using the corpse of good Google to promote ai. How dare you?

I'm kinda unsure on the tiktok thing becauee it's definitely going to feed right-wing propaganda soon but most people won't leave because they're really only coming back for their niche interests.

What the fuck?