This is probably my favorite from twitter

Full text of Iranian President’s letter to the American people.

congrats to our brave astronauts and also this tweet @bakoon.bsky.social

when expats respond to people suggesting we look past inherent nationalistic government-mandated hatreds to find commonalities by calling it communist propaganda my first thought is "oh, gusano energy" bc it always is "i left this country, so trust me, you have to hate them"

lmao okay this is a pretty great bit for the day

For being known for being a basketball school in Indiana, Purdue sure does produce a lot of NFL quarterbacks and astronauts

I am quite confident that the primary reason for the sustained institutional campaign of backlash and smears against Hasan Piker is because he is currently the most successful leftist streamer in the country

your reward for making a good movie is that you're forced to make worse versions of it forever

You know the President is a TV guy when he starts saying they'll fix it in post.

Stop 🛑🚨 My family's situation in Gaza is dire & catastrophic. We are displaced, living on the sand without a tent. We are sick & starving, eating tree leaves, there is no medicine. Our dream is to live in a ⛺️tent We appeal to you to donate us so we can buy a tent that costs €150🤲😭 urls.fr/DzYN15

Anyone who thinks Elon Musk's hyperloop was good or innovative should be forced to be target in a public dunk tank for 4 hours.

lol going "well we can restart the war whenever we want" out loud is the exact kind of shit that will make sure the Iranians don't stop fighting

Israel committing genocide in Gaza: Don't start a war if you don't like the consequences, we get to do whatever we want now, fuck international law! Israel after starting a war with Iran: How dare you use cluster munitions and target civilians!? Does international law mean nothing to you?

Oh so now copyright matters.

THE CHOICE 2016: NEUTRAL EVIL RICHARD NIXON (D) CHAOTIC EVIL RICHARD NIXON (R)

I can’t stop thinking about how modern practices of Capitalism (with the capital C) are like… 300 years old and in that time we’ve managed to bring the planet to the verge of climate collapse and the created largest imbalance of quality of life/wealth in over 200,000 years of human history.

When you see someone talking about how the economy is fine remember 10 American-based billionaires have the same amount of wealth as 4 billion people and move on with your day. Someone fixating on a couple of bucks in wage increases is being intentionally obtuse.

he just spit out the dems campaign strategy for them, and they will 100% do nothing with it

7 months to come up with this reply

I got 6% too. In my case, I think there's just a base 6% penalty for being a man

A lot of the journalists in question still post on sites like X and don't do the same to literal Nazis. It's not a good look!!

The thing is, cause of the lives we are forced to live, it is always only a matter of minutes before one of us crashes out. And when that happens, each time there are journalists, pundits, and personalities there to say “look at the freak” and commit what is vast and unforgivable crime.

When was the last time a cis guy misunderstood something, crashed out, got mean, or told someone to “jump off a bridge” (or worse) and was thrust into the scrutiny of 100s of thousands of people across multiple social medias? For trans people the answer is at least 6 by my count in the last month.

Iran is no threat to the US and has never been a threat to the US. All they did was dare to not let British and American capitalists own their natural resources, for which the CIA ousted Mossadegh in 1953, leading to another 26 years of oppressive Shah rule and leading to the Islamic Revolution

Is there a term for this www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

BREAKING: Iran President Pezeshkian releases a lengthy public letter addressed to the American people ahead of Trump's address, defending its actions, denying it poses a threat, and blaming the U.S. for escalating conflict—while warning that continued attacks will deepen instability and resentment.

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

so, this is fantastic. Interview magazine invited Maury Povich to talk with Adam Friedland but there must've been some sorta confusion and Maury must think he's being interviewed www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/adam...

This is an especially weird thing to be confused about following the exposure of a conspiracy of pedophile billionaires running the capitalist west who expressly targeted the trans community explicitly to make trans girls easier to traffic and rape. Why would we ever oppose the system enabling that?

Transphobia 🤝🏻 Ableism

Code Name: Viper (1990, NES)

Oh my god I screamed at the line in this week's Reggie Dinkins about Akinyele's "Put It in Your Mouth" being in the new Kirby game

The best defense against incoming missiles is generally not being at war with all of your neighbors at once

The Russians build their own air defense. I don't get why Israel and its allies get to scream and cry foul when we don't buy theirs for them

reminds me of that time i fell off a scooter

Putting Irony Partition Failure here for posterity

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If you replace your entire workforce after each project, you’ll never grow the generational talent your studio could be known for. You’ll never be Disney, or Ghibli, or Nintendo.

he kicked a hornet's nest and would not back down. "I have more bars than Fort Knox" lmao.

Everyone remembers The Cool Zone but my favorite Sean Moorhead bit was when he formulated a post that was complimentary but very marginally critical of a K-pop star in a way to drive stan twitter insane and they spent a solid day melting down at him. It was like advanced math.

I recall a poetry prof from another life, who said that you're not a writer if you don't love words, and I don't think you love words if you're letting a computer pick them for you.

so you want people to think you’re smart without doing the work. got it.

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

Whenever someone uses the food making machine on Star Trek you notice they don’t high five each other and yell I AM A PROFESSIONAL CHEF

Someone on this app said one of the biggest things that AI will steal from is our collective sense of wonder and I’ve never stopped thinking about it. Photos like this shouldn’t have to come with a caveat because nature is deliriously gorgeous and … wondrous.

In retrospect this is very funny

I think that Slate writer really did just word something poorly and wasn't trying to be dismissive. Also seems pretty bad that he handled it by doing a "here are 4 negative responses, this site is evil and I'm leaving" act with full knowledge nazis will pick it up and use it as a cudgel.